Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Seven: Mystery Crate’s Most Unhinged “I’m The Kind of Guy” Confessions

08 May 2026

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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we somehow went from discussing Matthew McConaughey’s disgusting tuna recipe… to debating the greatest fict...

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Six: The Saddest Songs Ever Debate + Rose's Awkward Mike Schur Story

01 May 2026

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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, Chris Cote reveals how his DraftKings joke completely fell apart live on-air, Rose tells the most awkward Dan L...

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Five: Is Jeremy an Ally? How Many Times Do YOU Cook in a Week + 2000 MLB Logos Tier List

24 Apr 2026

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Is Jeremy an Ally? How Many Times Do YOU Cook in a Week, Chris Cote is snuggled up af, an we dig into 2000 MLB Logos Tier List all on this week’s My...

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Four: Chris Looks Good + Zas's Microplastics

17 Apr 2026

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This week on Mystery Crate, commenters call Chris Cote skinny so he celebrates by eating like crap. Zas has microplastics in his balls and we get a ne...

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Three: We Sent Rose to Applebee’s… in Guatemala 🇬🇹

10 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, things go completely off the rails… We start with a very heated debate about tuna (yes… tuna), somehow t...

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy Two: We Have A New Song, Sort Of

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Things got completely out of hand on this episode of Mystery Crate.We kick things off with the murder of the cold open, followed by a wild negotiation...

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy One: We Tried a Simple Game… It Turned Into Chaos

27 Mar 2026

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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we officially enter a new era… and it immediately goes off the rails.We debut our first official game from th...

Episode Three Hundred - Seventy: We Let Rose Pick a Perfect Bracket for $1 Billion

20 Mar 2026

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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we attempt the impossible: win $1 billion with a perfect March Madness bracket… by letting Rose make every pi...

Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Nine: Zas’ Big Ass Story Time + Bam Debate + Tarantino Tier List

13 Mar 2026

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Today on Mystery Crate, we’ve got a loaded show.Zas debuts Big Ass Story Time with an emotional trip back to Magic Johnson’s unforgettable 1992 NB...

Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Eight: Drafting Captains for Mystery Crate

05 Mar 2026

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A new era of Mystery Crate officially begins — and it starts the only way we know how: arguing about the cold open, bullying each other’s “sexy ...

Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Seven: Officially “Dorky”? + George R.R. Martin Conspiracy + 6 Burgers

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Mystery Crate, things spiral immediately.Mike Fuentes attempts to defeat Chris Cote by taking on the 6 McDonald’s cheeseburger ch...

Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Six: GREG Is Here… (and It Gets Naughty)

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

GREG COTE IS HERE on Mystery Crate — and we put him to work immediately: a full-on Frank’s RedHot taste test (original, buffalo, garlic parm, pine...

Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Five: Chris vs. 6 McDonald’s Cheeseburgers (O/U 5.5)

13 Feb 2026

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Chris Cote attempts the ultimate McDonald’s cheeseburger challenge — how many plain McDonald’s cheeseburgers can he eat in one show? We set the ...

Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Four: Roy Tries Mexican Wedding Cookies

06 Feb 2026

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After the show's successful experiment of having Zas try different sodas, Roy is forced to try a random item from the studio's kitchen. The show then ...

Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Three: Zaslow Tries Root Beer

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Zaslow joins Mystery Crate to do something he has never done as a 45 year old man, try different sodas including a dreaded root beer. He also wants yo...

Episode Three Hundred - Sixty Two: Proper House Guest Etiquette

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On a lean episode if Mystery Crate, the crew discusses the proper way to be a house guest when you take a trip or the best way to not be one at all. C...

Episode Three Hundred - Sixty One: Don't Sleep on Dominoes

16 Jan 2026

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The boys bring Rose in on an impromptu game of Dominoes annoying Mike Fuentes who is just trying to do a podcast. The crew then quickly gives their ta...

Episode Three Hundred - Sixty: Heated Rivalry, eh?

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The crew breaks down the conclusion of Stranger Things, agreeing that no matter how it ended, people were going to hate it anyway. From there, they zo...

Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Eight: Merry PLUR1BUS!

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The crew starts by unpacking Apple TV’s PLUR1BUS and asking the only question that really matters: are the spiney trees real? From there, they argue...

Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Eight: The Future of Mystery Crate

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The crew kicks things off with Chris Cote trying to get out the door to head to Fort Myers for an important family movie screening. From there, they d...

Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Seven: Spotify Wrapped Season!

05 Dec 2025

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The studio is in crisis after Jeremy microwaved his brussel sprouts — though, to be fair, it wasn’t entirely his fault. From there, everyone nomi...

Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Six: Stranger Things is BACK!

27 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The crew can’t contain their excitement for the upcoming final season of Stranger Things, talking fan theories, predictions, and goodbyes for their ...

Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Five: Goodbye Pennies, Hello Benny

21 Nov 2025

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Tensions are high as the crew revisits who’s brave enough to say they don’t want turkey this year for Thanksgiving. Chris Cote introduces his new ...

Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Four: An Old Frozen Corn Dog

14 Nov 2025

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The crew dives right into a questionable choice as Tony is excited for Mike and Chris to eat an old corn dog fished out of the freezer that is “just...

Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Three: Tom Brady's Cloned Dog

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The crew kicks things off by sharing their go-to breakfast orders — from elite diner pancakes to the underrated glory of a bacon-egg-and-cheese. The...

Episode Three Hundred - Fifty Two: A Puka Hands Halloween

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another Halloween has crept up on the Mystery Crate crew and they are trying their best to be dressed for the season. Chris Cote makes a shocking admi...

Episode Three Hundred - Fifty One: Jess' BIG Win

24 Oct 2025

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Jessica is excited for her upcoming family wedding on Notre Dame's bye week. Chris Cote wants to know what everyone's favorite doodle is, Mike Fuentes...

Episode Three Hundred - Fifty: Bye, Bye, Billy.

17 Oct 2025

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In a very bitter sweet 350th episode of Mystery Crate, the show says goodbye to show favorite Billy Gil. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podc...

Episode Three Hundred - Forty Nine: Rolling Stones Top 250 Songs

10 Oct 2025

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On this week's Mystery Crate, Mike Fuentes and Jessica unveil a new segment tailored specifically for Billy. They also discuss the practicality of nec...

Episode Three Hundred - Forty Eight: Protein in Everything

03 Oct 2025

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The crew recaps Tony's field goal injury, Chris is amazed by how TikTok can make even the most mundane things popular, Jess goes on a boat and Jeremy ...

Episode Three Hundred - Forty Seven: Anyone Get Raptured?

26 Sep 2025

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The Craters have survived yet another promised rapture much to their dismay. Mike Fuentes introduces Tony to the "Dark Forest Hypothesis," Chris Cote ...

Episode Three Hundred - Forty Six: Prime Hot Dog Years

19 Sep 2025

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On this episode of Mystery Crate, Billy is determined to finally get through Mike's topic sheet. They realize that Netflix's "Stranger Things" first p...

Episode Three Hundred - Forty Five: FIFA World Cup Tickets

12 Sep 2025

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On this episode of Mystery Crate, Jessica is appalled by how Greg Cote was treated during the Le Batard Show's Soup cook off. Chris Cote reveals that ...

Episode Three Hundred - Forty Four: Pudge The Cat

05 Sep 2025

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The college football world wants you to accept Pudge the Cat as "cute" but Mike is not having it. Billy unveils a conspiracy theory behind FIU receivi...

Episode Three Hundred - Forty Three: How much shrimp is too much?

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tony deep dives what makes up the Billy Gil food pyramid before sharing how he was able to convince his mother to get him an Ipod Nano when he was you...

Episode Three Hundred - Forty Two: Food Influencer Roy

22 Aug 2025

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Dan has pushed the Mystery Crate crew to Studio B on late notice and Mike Fuentes is annoyed. Billy wants to be Roy's neighbor, Jessica tries to find ...

Episode Three Hundred - Forty One: Goodbye, AOL

15 Aug 2025

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Mike Fuentes is fed up with the shipping container as no one seems to want to stick to a schedule. Once he gets over his tantrum, they discuss the PR ...

Episode Three Hundred - Forty: Friends with Coworkers

08 Aug 2025

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Mike Fuentes wants to be friends with all his coworkers. This is something that is 100% normal and expected. Shockingly, Billy doesn't agree. Later, T...

Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Nine: I'll ask Gemini.

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Fuentes recounts his days as a 19 year old movie theater manager drunk with power. Later, Izzy debuts a new game of "Are you ok?" with the group,...

Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Eight: Senior Pranks

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Mystery Crate, the show travels back to their senior high school days to discuss the times they did, or did not, skip class and wha...

Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Seven: '"JAWS" at 50

18 Jul 2025

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Steven Spielberg's "JAWS" turns 50 years old and Chris Cote has a confession about the classic film. Later, Billy joins the show while Chris and Jerem...

Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Six: The Bachelor Party Pickle

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tony is in a small pickle about his brother's upcoming bachelor party and the craters try to help him find a way to resolve it. Jessica makes the case...

Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Five: Mr. Beast, Lowe's Creator

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The vibes are off on a 4th of July edition of Mystery Crate. It starts when Jessica misses her chicken man, Billy discovers that Mr. Beast is a Lowe's...

Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Four: Love Island, Labubus and a Jess top 10

27 Jun 2025

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Tony brings sports to Mystery Crate as he shares why he is upset at the Miami Heat’s draft behavior. The crew discusses the most attractive family i...

Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Three: Ice Cream or Candle?

20 Jun 2025

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Billy has a new game exclusively for Jessica as she tries to get her to guess how many chips are in his bag of Ruffles. Fuentes is trying to figure ou...

Episode Three Hundred - Thirty Two: MOAR JESS and the Little Things

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jess is back again and Mike Fuentes is talking way too much. Jess wants to s*** on the show "Entourage" which leads to the show discussing some of the...

Episode Three Hundred - Thirty One: Jess is Here!

06 Jun 2025

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Jess returns to Mystery Crate just in time for Billy to open up some of her mail that's piling up at the Meadowlark Media studio. The show remembers p...

Episode Three Hundred - Thirty: Special Agent Jack Spade

30 May 2025

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Chris Cote wonders how malicious "Scam Likely" calls really are, Roy shares the story of how his wedding rings were stolen the day before his wedding,...

Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Nine

23 May 2025

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It's Chris Cote's birthday on this brand new edition of Mystery Crate! The crew discusses if Dan has ever gone on a fishing trip, Chris Cote's inabili...

Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Eight

16 May 2025

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The crew tries to decide what has had producer Mike down the last few days before he reveals that he had to visit his doctor to drop off a "package." ...

Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Seven

09 May 2025

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Mike Fuentes wonders if it’s ok to laugh at impersonations of cast members from “Love on the Spectrum”, Billy and Chris are wondering if Vinny f...

Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Six

02 May 2025

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Billy is having issues with a couch delivery, Jeremy had to get some furniture up the stairs, Tony is cheating Uber and Mike Fuentes wants to get a ho...

Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Five

25 Apr 2025

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Jessica is moving to New York and everyone hates it. Jessica shares some of her experiences over her four years in the Magic City, Roy gives some insi...

Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Four

18 Apr 2025

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The boys of Mystery Crate are relegated to Studio B to discuss their feelings about their children growing up before their eyes. Later, Mike Fuentes e...

Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Three

11 Apr 2025

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The Craters discover that Tony may be involved in a blood app pyramid scheme before they relive their glory days on Cameo. This reminiscing leads Jere...

Episode Three Hundred - Twenty Two

04 Apr 2025

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The crew struggles with the one question they would ask their pet if they could communicate. Later, they discuss how many bloody marys is too many, wh...

Episode Three Hundred - Twenty One

28 Mar 2025

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A full house on Mystery Crate this week as the crew discusses commercials driving them crazy during March Madness. Later, they examine the rise of Ami...

Episode Three Hundred - Twenty

21 Mar 2025

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The shipping container is worried that we may have reached a critical mass when it comes to the amount of TSA Pre-check members at the airport. Taylor...

Episode Three Hundred - Nineteen

14 Mar 2025

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The Mystery Crate boys discuss motion sickness and how it gets worse as you get older. Billy calls out people filming the boats at Haulover Inlet. Mik...

Episode Three Hundred - Eighteen

07 Mar 2025

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The show discovers that Jessica's boyfriend Lee has wide feet, Stu's X account was hacked in the stupidest way possible, and Taylor wants to rework Bi...

Episode Three Hundred - Seventeen

28 Feb 2025

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Chris Cote tries to figure out a way to sell his wife's feet pictures on Only Fans without having to promote it. The crew discusses the horrors of mov...

Episode Three Hundred - Sixteen

21 Feb 2025

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It's been a busy month of travels at the Meadowlark Media offices. Billy recaps his trip to the Daytona 500 to track down Pitbull and ends up at a sur...

Episode Three Hundred - Fifteen

14 Feb 2025

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The internet is on fire with talk of Montoya and his epic heart break on Spanish television. Kirsten is here to give us the details on this epic love ...

Episode Three Hundred - Fourteen

07 Feb 2025

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The Shamrock Shake is BACK and Jess is fired up. Also back? Uncle O'Grimacey, Grimace's Irish Uncle. We dive into the history of the McDonald's gang a...

Episode Three Hundred - Thirteen

31 Jan 2025

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The crew discusses what are some of the worst numbers in football to wear. They also wonder why the film "Emilia Perez" scoring 13 Oscar nominations i...

Episode Three Hundred - Twelve

24 Jan 2025

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In this episode of Mystery Crate, Mike Fuentes invites the whole video team to back row it since no one has time for Mystery Crate. Chris Cote tries t...

Episode Three Hundred - Eleven

17 Jan 2025

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Just like that, TONY IS BACK! Tony returns early for one episode of Mystery Crate to share his experience with his child's birth and what he has been...

Episode Three Hundred - Ten

10 Jan 2025

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The first Mystery Crate of 2025 sees Izzy revealing that he believes someone in the office could use a makeover. The crew then recaps their winter bre...

Episode Three Hundred - Nine

20 Dec 2024

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Greg Cote joins the show as the crew recaps the Meadowlark Media White Elephant gift exchange. Chris Cote tries English mincemeat pies for the first t...

Episode Three Hundred - Eight

13 Dec 2024

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Jessica returns to Mystery Crate to help Jeremy figure out how to make Dan like him. Mike Fuentes cleans up errors from last week's Mystery Crate, the...

Episode Three Hundred - Seven

06 Dec 2024

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The year is coming to an end and everyone is pretending they hate the Spotify Wrapped. The boys discuss when is the perfect time of day for rain, welc...

Episode Three Hundred - Six

28 Nov 2024

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Chris Cote is tired of being judged for using TikTok. This leads to some reflecting from the show about how much time they are spending on their phone...

Episode Three Hundred - Five

22 Nov 2024

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Jorge "Mr. Eats 305" Arango joins the Mystery Crate for episode 305. Mike Fuentes is having a full blown midlife crisis, Tony tries to explain to Bill...

Episode Three Hundred - Four

15 Nov 2024

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Mike Fuentes feels bad for not doing anything special for Mystery Crate number 300. The crew tries to remember movies that ended poorly and recap how ...

Episode Three Hundred - Three

08 Nov 2024

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The crew workshops a police buddy comedy starring Dan and editor Rose involving a psychic parrot. This leads to a brand new Top 5 from Tony of the wor...

Episode Three Hundred - Two

01 Nov 2024

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Amin is back in the shipping container as Chris Cote recaps his trip to Fantasy Fest. Later, Amin shares his secret on how to get into any event, Chri...

Episode Three Hundred - One

25 Oct 2024

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Greg Cote dropped a bag for Chris and his family to attend the Eras Tour and we want to know about it. Later, Mike Fuentes explains why he's working o...

Episode Three Hundred

18 Oct 2024

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It's officially spooky season and that leaves the Mystery Crate crew wondering what is the point of scary movies? They also share what movies stayed o...

Episode Two Hundred - Ninety - Nine

11 Oct 2024

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The Craters are joined by "Nothing Personal with David Samson" producer Matthew Coca as they discuss sharing locations with a partner, the multiple vi...

Episode Two Hundred - Ninety - Eight

04 Oct 2024

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Izzy joins the Mystery Craters to help, once again, recap Greg Cote's 70th birthday party. Izzy then shares his story of the lamest bachelor party eve...

Episode Two Hundred - Ninety - Seven

27 Sep 2024

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The crew discusses the happenings at Greg Cote's 70th birthday party, Tony explains his newest irrational fear, Mike Fuentes tries to lick an electric...

Episode Two Hundred - Ninety - Six

20 Sep 2024

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The Craters wonder about the weight of Stugotz and if Tony could go a segment with Stu on his shoulders. Tony wonders whatever happened to the art of ...

Episode Two Hundred - Ninety - Five

13 Sep 2024

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A short squad of Mystery Craters debate important topics such as the true definition of the word "reset" and what it means when it comes to digital cl...

Episode Two Hundred - Ninety - Four

07 Sep 2024

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With Mike Fuentes out, Amin is in and he joins a Shipping Container that wants answers about how mentalist Oz Pearlman does his magic. Chris Cote gets...

Episode Two Hundred - Ninety - Three

30 Aug 2024

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The Mystery Craters learn that Jean-Claude Van Damme was slated to play one of the most iconic figures in action movie history. Billy points out that ...

Episode Two Hundred - Ninety - Two

23 Aug 2024

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The show talks about some of their favorite moments from “Seinfeld” and the “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” while discussing what made those shows g...

Episode Two Hundred - Ninety - One

16 Aug 2024

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The shipping container examines the art of breaking up using the classic "It's Not You. It's Me" tactic. They also discuss how Netflix passwords have ...

Episode Two Hundred - Ninety

09 Aug 2024

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Mike Ryan, Amin and Izzy join the show to discuss comfort movies from the 90s that may be bad, but make you feel good. They also remember the GoldenEy...

Episode Two Hundred - Eighty - Nine

02 Aug 2024

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Izzy is worried he is getting too skinny and that has Chris Cote furious. The Craters then dive into Izzy's vegan lifestyle and how he can make Greg C...

Episode Two Hundred - Eighty - Eight

26 Jul 2024

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Greg Cote's 70th birthday is fast approaching and Mike Fuentes wants to make a case for an invitation. Also, Chris Cote discovers that people still pl...

Episode Two Hundred - Eighty - Seven

19 Jul 2024

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Everyone is trying to blame Mike Fuentes for ruining a surprise baby shower in the office, but he maintains that the fault is not his. Chris Cote wor...

Rule of Two - The Acolyte Finale

18 Jul 2024

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Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle are headed back to the High Republic era of the Galaxy with Leslye Headland's new series. This season of the Acolyte h...

Rule of Two - The Acolyte Ep 6 'Teach/Corrupt' & Ep 7 'Choice'

13 Jul 2024

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Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle are headed back to the High Republic era of the Galaxy with Leslye Headland's new series. In Episode 6, Mae and Osha e...

Episode Two Hundred - Eighty - Six

12 Jul 2024

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Billy, Tony and Juju discuss Tony's upcoming gender reveal and baby moon options. Later, the rest of the craters shift over to Studio A to discuss a r...

Episode Two Hundred - Eighty - Five

05 Jul 2024

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Amin joins the boys from the shipping container to discuss director Jason's odd way of eating pizza, why July 4th is the best holiday, how Tony found ...

Rule of Two - The Acolyte Ep 5 'Night'

28 Jun 2024

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Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle are headed back to the High Republic era of the Galaxy with Leslye Headland's new series. It's an action packed, light...

Episode Two Hundred - Eighty - Four

28 Jun 2024

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The Craters are relegated to Studio B to recap how Chris survived a night hanging out with the Florida Panthers and the Stanley Cup at Eleven Night Cl...

Episode Two Hundred - Eighty - Three

21 Jun 2024

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The Shipping Container talks Jayson Tatum's championship celebrations, Justin Timberlake's DWI arrest in the Hamptons, they revisit Tony's list of "Th...

Rule of Two - The Acolyte Ep 4 'Day'

20 Jun 2024

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Darth Amin and Darth Cornpuzzle are headed back to the High Republic era of the Galaxy with Leslye Headland's new series. It's a race between Mae and ...

Episode Two Hundred - Eighty - Two

14 Jun 2024

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Some of the Craters are upset that they couldn't perform during the latest Shootout Showdown, everyone laughs at Tony's tiny umbrella, Lucy shares her...