Learn English Funcast
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
Episode 46 - Getting a haircut, and then the fight started
01 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a deal between father and son in regards to being able to drive the car. We also discuss things that you should not say to your ...
Episode 45 - Night stand picture, an old man and a frog, and commitment
25 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a secret that no woman should keep from a man. We also talk about an old man who finds a talking from, and the differences betwe...
Episode 44 - Talking to yourself, and a cuckoo clock
23 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a grandpa and how he keeps calm in the grocery store. We also talk about a really cool million dollar question.
Episode 43 - Men vs Women
10 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about the differences between men and women
Episode 42 - 9 to 5, breakfast slang, and you might be too drunk if...
09 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode Ron talks about working from 9 to 5 and leaving work early. We also talk about breakfast slang for truckers, and the meaning of dou...
Episode 41 - Blonde mortician, don't ask these questions, and a password audit
08 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Ron is back in Today's episode talking about a blonde moritcian, questions that you shouldn't ask people who you have just met, also the double meanin...
Episode 40 - 12 Inch pianist, a deaf accountant, and a drunk wanting a push
05 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Ron's evil brother Bob hosts todays episode with his evil jokes about a 12 inch pianist, a deaf accountant, and a drunk man wanting a push in the midd...
Episode 39 - Urine sample diagnostic machine at Wal-Mart, and a speeding Granny
04 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a new machine at Wal-Mart that checks whats wrong with you through urine samples. Ron also tell a very funny joke about a speedi...
Episode 38 - Community service, a winning toast, and crawling home from the pub
02 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a barber that gives haircuts for community service. We hear an award winning toast, and a drunk man who has to crawl home from t...
Episode 37 - A call out of the blue, dumb lawyer questions, and will toilet paper make your breasts grow larger?
01 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a phone call out of the blue, some really dumb lawyer questions, and the answer to the question will toilet paper make your brea...
Episode 36 - Marriage counsel , the doctor with bad and worse news
26 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a couple take seeks marriage advice, and a doctor that has bad and worse news for one of his patients.
Episode 35 - Advertising for a psychotherapist, and jokes about idiots
25 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron gives you a life changing tip about a website that will change your life. You will also learn about what kind of signs a psychotherapist wou...
Episode 34 - airplane vibrations, helicopter fan, hang to dry
19 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about why an airplane had vibrations in the sky, why blondes shouldn't fly helicopters, and why you shouldn't hang people up to dry.
Episode 33 - My skydiving adventure, running over lawyers, and oxymorons
18 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about his recent skydiving adventure, a joke about running over lawyers, and some sentences with oxymorons.
Episode 32 - How your brain learns English
17 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Ron shows you an amazing secret how your brain will start understanding English from words and sentences that don't make any sense.
Episode 31 - A drunk at a biker bar, little people, and a tap on the shoulder
14 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a drunk man at a biker bar. A cashier and a little person. A taxi ride that scared the daylights out of the driver.
Episode 30 - Slowing down or a complete stop, 5 blondes and a blind man, and family politics
13 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron explains the difference between slowing down and a complete stop, we also have a blind man walking into a bar with five blonds. We finish of...
Episode 29 - Tennis elbow, and a honest priest
12 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a man who had a bulge in his pants, a priest who is extremely honest.
Episode 28 - Nagging wife, farting husband, and trophy wife
10 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a man whos nagging wife died, a husband that farts too much in the morning, and how a man can get a trophy wife.
Episode 27- The blonde with two red ears, a peacock for a son, and head of the household
07 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron explains why you should not talk on the phone while ironing, why sleeping with a peacock is a bad idea, and who really is the head of the ho...
Episode 26 - A talking dog, changing weather, and funerals
04 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today on learn English Funcast Ron speaks about a talking dog, double meaning in the word change, and some funeral jokes.
Bonus - Interview with my buddy Joe
04 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today I speak with my buddy Joe. We discuss what is important when moving to an apartment. We also get into a serious debate on whether aliens are rea...
Episode 25 - Words of wisdom, your next, and listening in a marriage
03 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today we Ron gives us a few words of wisdom, along with good and bad ways to say whats next. We also talk about the importance of listening to one ano...
Episode 24 - Long names, buying rats, and a joke telling parrot
31 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In Today`s episode Ron talks about having a really really long name. We also talk about cockroaches and rats in an apartment, and a parrot that tells ...
Episode 23 - Petnames for your girlfriend, and Justin Bieber saved my life
30 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In todays Episode Ron explains good and bad petnames for your girlfriend, and shares a story on how Justin Bieber saved his life.
Episode 22 - Counting sheep, game of intelligence, and quotes about age
29 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a blond who is amazing at counting sheep. A blonde who is smarter than a lawyer, and quotes about getting old. He also forgot to...
Episode 21 - Driving pissed off, a bank loan, and scolding your child.
28 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron talks about a smart rich man, a pissed off confused driver, and a son that gets revenge on his dad.
Episode 20 - Father of my child and a killer jigsaw
26 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron tells a joke about a man that met a woman who says he is the father of her child and a blonde who needs help with a killer jigsaw puzzle.
Episode 19 - Men are like .....
23 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today we learn what is a Simile and Ron reads a few Men are like jokes.
Episode 18 - What is circumcision? and the truth about wives
22 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In Today's Episode Ron talks about a boys experience getting circumsized. We also discuss famous one line jokes about being married.
Episode 17 - Drinking customs and email to a widow
21 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode Ron discusses a drinking custom between three brothers, and a suprise email that was sent to a recent widow.
Episode 16 - Three feelings: stress, tension, and panic
20 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today your host Ron talks about different feeling such as strees, tension, and panic. We also make jokes about old age.
Episode 15 - Bar Jokes
19 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron tells a few of his favorite bar jokes.
Episode 14 - Real Talk
16 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In This episode Ron talks abit about himself and what this podcast is about
Episode 13 - The police officer stole my wife
15 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In today's episode Ron talks about a man that had his wife stolen by a police officer.
Episode 12 - Lift or Elevator , Crisp or Chips?
14 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Ron talks about difference of words between Americans and British people.
Episode 11 - Mechanics hiding in the toilet
10 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Ron teaches you how to travel by train with your friends at a huge discount.
Episode 10 - Getting a better warranty and dog stains
09 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today is our 10th podcast. Ron talks about getting a warranty and stains that dogs leave on the carpet.
Episode 9 - Theres a baby in your belly
08 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Ron talks about a baby in a womans belly, and a man who eats some digusting peanuts.
Episode 8 - Bus Ride with ugly baby
07 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In todays episode Ron talks about bus rides with ugly babys and a prince who can only say two words a year.
Episode 7 - Four Business Men
06 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today Ron discusses a joke where four business men wait for their wives to give birth.
Episode 6 - A 600 Story Hotel
03 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Ron tell tells a joke about a broken elevator and climbing up 600 stories in a hotel.
Episode 5 - No talking for 30 days
02 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Today we have a joke about a man who's wife won't talk to him for 30 days
Episode 4- Blonde Jokes
01 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In This episode Ron tells two blonde jokes, and discusses if all blondes really are air heads.
Episode 3 - Building Bridges
31 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Ron tells a joke about a man and a genie.
Episode 2: A ride with a penguin
30 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Ron tells a joke about a man who drives around town with penguins.
Episode 1 Welcome to English Funcast
30 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In This episode you will meet the Host Ron and discuss the meanings of three different jokes.