The Joe Vulpis Podcast

Deepest Conversation We Ever Had

22 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Spilling our hearts out, getting covid 3 times, sweet talking my lover, completely disappointing a bride, and more. Thanks for chilling with us this w...

S.W.A.T. Team Had To Escort Him Out

19 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The first internet celebrity group, 15 minutes of fame, 4,000 people meet and greets, and standing up to the boss! We have our friend Matthew Espinosa...

Refusing A Free Hair Transplant

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Accepting Who I am, finding a bird in a cooler, transferring high school, leaking his phone number, having kids, and more! Welcome to the LIGHTWEIGHTS...

My First Sleep Paralysis

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

My dog went to the pet hospital, launching a new product, Woodstock 99, sleep paralysis, pet peeves, and animal bite forces. WELCOME TO LIGHTWEIGHTS a...

Heath's Insane Body Transformation

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Body transformation is one of the hardest things anyone can do. Today we have Heath who has had an incredible transformation turning into a complete a...

Sending Money To Our Listeners Again!

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sending money is coming back, going to the hospital this morning, animal attacks, corruption in politics, and a new product is dropping.  This episo...

Ilya and Ella's Secret Relationship

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Addressing the dating rumors, switching career paths, making a business plan to sell drugs, getting arrested, and taking an owl to urgent care. Ella P...

I Can't Believe We're Posting This

19 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is our first podcast with no cuts, no edits, no anything. Are we crazy? Is this funny? We love you, thank you for bearing with us. Watch our FU...

Jumping 50 Feet Off A Shipwreck

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The most dangerous thing I've ever done, being stung by a jelly fish, taking his future wife on the dream date, and the most intense ping pong gam...

My Dog Ran Away

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's your favorite holiday, his dog ran away, paintball, and falling in a chocolate funnel. Welcome to lightweights!!  https://www.lightweight...

Falling In Love In Paris

27 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ilya finds someone special, changing his identity and going through airport security, walking 37,000 steps in a day, deep fakes, and more! LIGHTWEIGH...

Speaking To Spirits

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

How they film Planet Earth, spending too much time together, Ilya and street lights, plus Jason Nash joins us this week for some fun times.  LIGHTWE...

I Got Hit By A Car

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We get a little tipsy, spoiling the big surprise to Zane and Heath, getting hit by a car, and embarrassing things that can happen to you in the after ...

Writing A Letter To A Judge

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kayaking on concrete, staying focused on growing your business, motorcycle insurance, and writing a letter to the judge. This is Lightweights.  Get ...

Renting A Pirate Ship

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is guacamole a dip or condiment?, taking a helicopter to leave NYC, bumping shoulders with Rhonda Rousey, update on Johnny Depp, and renting a pirate ...

Saving A Dog On The Highway

25 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Saving an escaped pooch, becoming a gigolo, Conan O' Brien, winning a lottery, and backing into a gate. Welcome to Lightweights  Thanks to MANSC...

Doing Drugs With My Dad

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Celebrating my dads birthday, surprising Ilya with a new pet, BMW drivers are the worst, Jason Nash calls in, and grown up real talk about insurance c...

My First Prostate Exam

11 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Flashing on an airplane, visiting the doctor for a tooshy issue, Hawaii vacation, LAX is awful, black and white photos of the Grand Canyon, and his ne...

Paying $10,000 To Tattoo My Face On Him

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We have another tattoo offer, breastfeeding in public, missing a flight, and the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. MERCH: https://lightweightspod.com Wa...

Am I A Bad Person For This?

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Losing health insurance, comparing man parts, stabbed at a festival, and more! Thanks for listening to LIGHTWEIGHTS! Get our new Merch here!! MERCH: ...

Cops Questioned My Mom

18 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Caught him lying, going to Coachella, did you ever get sick, and more! GET OUR MERCH HERE!!!: https://lightweightspod.com Watch our CLIPS Video Po...

Eating Metal Screw In A Pizza

11 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Running a red light, meeting Jim Carrey, the F.D.A. is flexible, update on Xeela, crashing into a gate, and more! Watch our CLIPS Video Podcast on Yo...

Growing A Beard In 5th Grade

04 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

April fools day, presidential fitness test, pit stains, another awful hotel experience, are you smarter than a 5th Grader and more! Watch our CLIPS V...

The Launch of Xeela

30 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Launching his fitness brand, first time seeing boobs, are you smarter than a 5th grader, and the ultimate brain fart. Watch our CLIPS Video Podcast o...

Losing 50 Pounds in 6 Months

24 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our friend John joins the pod today to talk about his massive weight loss guided by Ilya and Xeela Fitness. John shares his wisdom, his motivation, an...

Bringing A Duck To My Dorm

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Compliments from dudes, our new gameshow, Q+A, falling off gas powered scooters, and meeting a screen writer. Watch our CLIPS Video Podcast on Youtub...

Paying A $8,500 Restaurant Bill

18 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Our buddy Jason Nash joins us as we talk about the most valuable lesson in business, our live show, meeting your future wife, and the most expensive m...

He's Moving..

14 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gold water, giving away a Peloton, buttload is a actual measurement, new celeb sighting, and getting a hair transplant. GET TIX TO OUR LIVE SHOW HERE...

Naked Massages From My Mom

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Getting massages from my mom, how sloths fall from trees, Justin Bieber, chess boxing, the final date of launching protein, and quitting caffeine. Wa...

They Owe Me $5,000

07 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Growing chia pets, crashing car over a curb, the moon landing, stuck on a roller coaster, road tripping as a kid and our live show! Get our Merch and...

Who's A Better Lover..

28 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Testing the impossible, buying a new condo, launching fitness company, getting rid of the grey couch, and the ultimate best friendship. This is LIGHTW...

The Hotel From Hell

21 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Making up excuses to teachers, fan Q+A's, the hotel from hell, and a special billboard surprise! This episode is sponsored by: Vodacast and Tru ...

Starting Our Nudist Colony

16 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Visiting Colombia, launching his protein company, selling the snowboard, trying bull testicles, and getting mad for betraying each other. This episod...

Surprising Myself With A New Car

07 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A brand new convertible, peeing on himself, meeting the first fan, a new hollywood movie premiere, update on our Merch, and hooking up with a super vi...

Ultimate Role Playing (Indiana, Zach Justice of Dropouts Podcast)

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Breaking a toe, someone else having the same name, working at Outback, and the most creative role playing we've had yet! Indiana and Zach Justice ...

Waxing His Butthole

31 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Snowfall in the desert, digging up graves, towing his car, who's president of the podcast, watching the new show Euphoria, and a whole lot of hi j...

Forced To Sell My House

24 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Neutering my dog, attacked in the club, visiting South Africa, editing your photos, how the universe started, and selling his home. Thank you for list...

Winning $800,000 On Snapchat (Dominic Andre)

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We have our friend Dominic Andre with us today. We chat about how he grew a million followers in 20 days, winning a fortune on snapchat, are aliens re...

Receiving Monkey Heart Transplant

17 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Sink holes, changing career paths, priests can't taddle on you for crimes, and going to court! Lightweights is sponsored by Vodacast.  Watch ou...

Fifth Sense Forces Him Off Airplane

10 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Crying babies, $300 t-shirts, going to Africa, robot fighting, final destination premonitions, who has more discipline, grey hairs, and power walking ...

Getting License Suspended

27 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Secret salsa dancing lessons, cult leaders, viking burials, and 10 year plans! This podcast is sponsored by: Warby Parker and Vodacast Check out Vo...

Committing Grand Theft Auto

20 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Stealing his BMW, Suzy's banger, gender reveal parties, holiday traditions, getting pulled over, and making love to a dog.  Lightweights is spon...

1,000,000 Listens and He'll Legally Change His Name To Sid

13 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

1,000,000 Listens and He'll Legally Change His Name To Sid! This is the episode to listen to, send to your mom, and share with your cousin! All ar...

Kissing On A Helicopter Pad (Natalie Mariduena)

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our friend Natalie Mariduena comes by to talk about kissing on top of a helicopter pad, going to Leonardo DiCaprio's house, update on the pizza co...

Hypnotist Arouses Me

06 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Spitting on my car, losing $1,000 in bowling, lying to Costco, what do you want to do with your body when you're done with it, and seeing a hypnot...

Crashing Into A Taco Bell (Brian Dales; The Summer Set)

03 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Playing the Macy's Day Thanksgiving Parade, a pole piercing through the windshield off a moving truck, and getting the band back together. We have...

Making Love To A Tree

29 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Never going to a house party again, pedicures, world record runs, looking like Sid from Ice Age, reading reviews, and male exotic dancers. This Lightw...

Confronting Him About Natalie (Todd Smith)

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Confronting him about stealing his girlfriend, controlling your brain, shark week, crossing swords, going through his browser history and more! We hav...

I'm Going To Court

22 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Farting in a new BMW, going to small claims court, flying over the North Pole, the morning routine, and the debate of who gets the armrest on the airp...

A Hawk Landed On My Head (Maya Higa)

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A hawk lands on my head, surprising her in Africa, and raising $500,000. Todays guest we have Maya Higa, a conservationist/twitch streamer who just op...

$20,000 First Class Flight

15 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dressing up as Chuck E Cheese, preparing to meet Josh Peck, taking out a bus advertisement, seeing if he's good at love making, and going to Dubai...

Ilya Confronts Josh (Josh Peck)

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Josh Peck, world superstar and co-host of Joe's new other podcast MALE MODELS, comes by the studio. Do things get settled or only get worse? Spoil...

Stopping A Terrorist

08 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

What happens if the podcast ends, a Jonas brothers concert, starting a hot moms club, shout out to garrison, and leaking his phone number again?  Tha...

Arrested In A Foreign Country

02 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Blind dating two girls, flying to New Jersey and surprising Joe, stealing each others money, making it on TMZ, and getting STD tested. This episode ge...

Responding To The Negative Reviews

25 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Painting best friends room pink, our first threesome, reading negative reviews, finishing in the bedroom, and Ilya meeting my new podcast co-host.  ...

Escorted Off Our Plane (Heath Hussar)

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Joined by our friend Heath Hussar of the ZANE AND HEATH UNFILTERED PODCAST / Popular YouTuber, we address old rumors, getting kicked off a flight, los...

Addressing The Porn Star Controversy

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our video studio is finally ready, revealing his birthday present, going to a gay bar, deleting private messages, and the age old debate of standing v...

Waking Up Drunk In A Bush (Zane Hijazi)

14 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We have Zane Hijazi, fellow podcaster of The Unfiltered Podcast with Zane and Heath / Youtube Star. Ilya only follows Zane on instagram so we address ...

Starting A Spinoff Podcast

11 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Playing the penis game on a work call, starting a new podcast with someone else, peeing on a dogs head, getting scammed by a cougar dating website and...

Crashing My $150,000 Car

04 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Getting a new $150,000 BMW, a new segment on what really grinds our gears, running into Adam Levine, passing around someones dinner, working in a hosp...

Getting Tampons Thrown At You On Stage (WATERPARKS, Awsten Knight)

01 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Awsten Knight of the pop punk band WATERPARKS graces the Lightweights Podcast as we talk about having tampons be thrown at you on stage, partying hard...

Secret House Warming Present

27 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Giving a house warming present, renting a boat and going to sleep, feeding tigers, getting a new car, having your tonsils removed, and more. This is a...

Finding Love In Europe

20 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Returning from Europe, running into a celebrity on the plane, visiting Pompei, mom dressing you embarrassingly, and using Tinder overseas. We are the ...

I'm Dating My Second Cousin

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Is turning off airplane mode safe, doing live shoes, kissing in Europe, eating gum, and visiting the first Starbucks. This podcast is juiced up with t...

Performing In Front Of 13,000 People (Pluko)

13 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Today's guest is Pluko, aka Sam, who is a insanely talented musician. We chat about his laptop dying in front of sold out crowd, playing in front ...

Held In Immigration Jail

06 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Turning his room into a princess room, playing with great white sharks, buying $700 shoes, everyone hating flies, getting a puppy, and immigrating to ...

Handy On An Airplane

30 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Smuggling turtles across international borders, getting a handy on a plane, getting a new puppy, address his foot fetish, and the best move you'll...

Wasting $100,000 On A Car

23 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Buying a new sports car, starting an OF, leaving a rental car in the terminal, pizza tasting, flying spirit, and the most epic dispute of the snowboar...

Guests Are Finally Back! (Pierson Wodzynski)

19 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

You asked, and we shall deliver! We met Pierson at a party and NOW WE'RE FRIENDS!  She's a massive YouTuber with 2,000,000 subs and makes ins...

Best Man At Wedding

16 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back fam, this week we cover the best man at our wedding, clogging the shower drain, NA meetings, the budget for the senate (obviously), and e...

The Reason We Stopped Our Podcast..

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kicked out of the protein company, going to Hawaii without Ilya, underground mafia alcohol stash, boob pics, and opening up your private pen browser i...

Driving Ducati Motorcycle Into Pool

26 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Driving a Ducati into a pool, meeting the girl of his dreams, flirting with girls, meeting fans, going to Miami, and more.  Thanks for listening squ...

Announcing Life Changing News

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ilyas phone falls out of his pocket on his motorcycle, Joe announces life changing news, Would you rather game comes back, going to dinner with John S...

Going To Istanbul For Surgery

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The boys might go to Turkey for a surgery, we talk about our Shark Week episode, going to six flags with a porn star, and every Burger King employee q...

Betting $31,000 On Roulette

06 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ilya convinced Joe to go to Vegas and do another bet of our bank account, plus we got WASTED. There's a reason the name of our pod is lightweights...

Moving To LA & Losing $13,000 (John Castro)

01 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ilya's best friend John joins us, he just moved to Los Angeles under a fun circumstance and we dive into moving here from the Philippines not know...

Flat Tire In The Desert

28 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Flat tires in the desert, signing up for the wrong college class, racing a stranger, meeting one of the stars from Tropic Thunder, and a new recurring...

Punched In The Face At TJ Maxx

21 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Masks are not required and some tea goes down at TJ Maxx, a bee breaks into the bathroom, spike ball tears us apart, the furniture guy thinks we'r...

Making $100,000 on AMC Stock (Graham Stephan)

17 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We have real estate / business icon Graham Stephan comes on and chats about a massive win on a meme stock, evicting his drug dealing tenant, and his c...

Is This The End Of Lightweights?

14 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Going on a vacation without the other person, Ilya looks like someones dog, we stop a robbery, spending $500 on only fans a month, Joe is hot, and pos...

Moving To Arizona

07 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Buying a property in Arizona, investigating the SpongeBob conspiracy, sniffing his underwear, and getting pulled over! Whether you're new to Light...

Addressing Going To Jail

31 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ilya gets roasted on Bobbie Lee's podcast, Joe addresses the jail situation, an old lady slowly falls down, and the boys visit a chicken farm. Plu...

Stealing His Restaurant Concept (Jonah Antonyan)

27 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Nick Antonyan, also known as JONAH on the internet (YouTuber, comedian), discusses opening his first restaurant, blowing up on Tik tok, his magic sauc...

Starting A Protein Company

24 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Starting a protein company, running from the cops, being hired as a security guard, tripping at Runyon, and Ilya fixes Jason's toilet. Thanks for ...

Meeting Salt Bae In Beverly Hills (Jason Nash)

21 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jason Nash, (Friend, podcaster, YouTuber, filmmaker, stand up comic) talks about meeting Salt Bae at his new restaurant, getting pulled over with Ilya...

Mom Waxes Embarrassing Body Part

17 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Getting your butt waxed by your mom, botox in my arm pits, a creepy guy stalking us, and cancelling a Brazzers subscription. Lightweights Podcast is c...

Naked and Afraid (Forrest Galante)

13 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our friend Forrest Galante (wildlife biologist, Animal Planet television host, world champion spear fisherman, shark week host) chats about his televi...

They Sent A Cease And Desist (Trevor Wallace)

06 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our buddy Trevor Wallace (stand up comic, content creator, podcaster, internet superstar) comes by and shares stories of his cease and desist from a p...

Practicing Safer Sex

03 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We debate the safest form of s*x, picking up pizza from a auto body shop, getting hair transplants, and making a cameo in movies. Another stellar perf...

Wild Animal Sneaks Into Our House

29 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A wild animal sneaks into our house, are voice memos the worst thing ever, what is quantum touch, and the army of Joe's are coming for you. Plus I...

Interview With A DC Superhero (Brec Bassinger)

26 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our friend Brec Bassinger, star of DC's tv show 'Stargirl' and 'Bella and The Bulldogs', talks with the guys about acting, Hollywo...

Buying Drugs From A Wendy's Drive-Thru

21 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome all! This is the 4/20 edition pod that didn't go as planned, we got too high and had to stop, but finished the next day lol. We cover ever...

Embarrassing Tweets To Justin Bieber (Suzy Antonyan)

18 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our friend Suzy Antonyan comes by the studio to talk about her newly developed blueberry allergy, meeting Borat, her longer drive while working for Ly...

Parasailing With A Fear of Heights

14 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

There's a serial dog pooper in the neighborhood, the boys go parasailing 800 feet, and a hungover pasta cooking class. Plus you can win a signed p...

Robbed In New York City (Hoot And A Half)

10 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We combine forces with the Hoot And A Half Podcast, Matt King and Mike Sheffer come by and we talk about the bait and switch in a bar, exposing themse...

Crashing Car Into School Bus

07 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Playing with knives, fanmail, ordering 11,000 bananas, and giving dye packs out at banks. Plus hitting a school bus and going home from a food fight, ...

Snorting Line Of Hot Cheetos (Matt King)

03 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Matt King is fellow podcaster, Internet personality, and friend. He shares the time he used bleach instead of eye drops by accident, his wildest colle...

Running Into An Electric Fence

31 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Getting chased by goats and running into an electric fence, our first P.O. Box opening, and a demolition derby. Plus can you out run Godzilla, our big...

Impressionist Does Every Cartoon Character Possible (Vincent Marcus)

28 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our friend Vincent Marcus comes showing off incredible voice impressions of Stuey Griffon, Homer Simpson, and every other character under the sun. He ...

Spinning Out On The Highway At 90mph

24 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ilya's dad's car spins out on the highway, Joe sends an inappropriate video, and someones number gets leaked on live stream. Plus we hear an o...