Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

We're Taking A Summer Break!

24 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey buddies! We're taking a little summer break, and we should be back some time in September. Meanwhile here are some recommendations on other podca...

Tommy Wiseau is an Alien with Babs Gray

18 Jul 2020

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Quick! Go watch The Room and then get back to us. Not the Brie Larson one, the other one. Ok now doesn't it seem like that movie was probably made by...

Jay-Z is Nicki Minaj with Angela Gulner

10 Jul 2020

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Have you ever slowed a Nicki Minaj song way down and listened to the vocals? No? That's ok, why would you. But someone did, and that gave birth to a ...

The Casting Mask with Todd McClintock

03 Jul 2020

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There's a lot of coronavirus conspiracy theories floating around. But this has to be the most... specific. Confirmed fan fave Todd McClintock is back...

Disney's Fascist Stormtrooper Plot with Dahlya Glick

26 Jun 2020

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Isn't it weird how Star Wars bad guys have become so popular? How little kids dress up as Nazi allegories for Halloween? Well if you're like our funn...

Project Blue Beam with Betsy Sodaro

19 Jun 2020

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What do NASA, the UN, holograms, the Antichrist, alien invasions, the Rapture, and a loopy French Canadian have in common? They're all part of one of...

No New Ep This Week

03 Jun 2020

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People have called conspiracy theorists crazy for thinking that sinister forces within the American government would flout the laws of the land and us...

The Donner Party Wasn't That Hungry with Lauren Passell

29 May 2020

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Have you heard about the Donner Party? The intrepid pioneers who took a terrible shortcut in the 1860's and ended up snowed under in the Sierra Nevad...

Astrology is Real with Cam and KarenLee Poter

22 May 2020

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Prepare yourself and gird your loins, this is probably the most fun mother-son conspiracy theory podcast episode ever made. KarenLee and Cam from the...

The CIA Created The Crack Epidemic with Cody Ziglar

15 May 2020

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We're finally covering one of the core American conspiracy theories, and oh boy is it complicated! Some folks think that back in the 80's and 90's, t...

Robert Downey Jr Is A Gossip Column Hero with Eliza Skinner

08 May 2020

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Hollywood's full of gross creeps. But it's also full of principled people who take a stand and push those creeps out of the business. And according t...

New York Is An Actor with Jesse and Julian

24 Apr 2020

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Jesse and Julian are back! And they are outraged! The guys thing that reality tv star Tiffany Pollard (aka New York, aka the girl who loved to throw ...

Mini-Episode: True Government Conspiracies

17 Apr 2020

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Ooops sorry, Katelyn didn't book a guest for this week! Which means it's time for a good old fashioned solo mini-ep! This week Katelyn did a bunch of...

Shakespeare Wrote The Bible with Tom Neenan

10 Apr 2020

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Welcome to an extremely classy episode of Lizard People. Multi-hypenate super talented British friend of the show Tom Neenan is back, with a literary...

Coronavirus Conspiracies

03 Apr 2020

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It's a family-only episode this week, as Katelyn and Alexis talk Covid conspiracies! There's a whole lot of dumb stuff going around on the internet a...

Melania is KGB with Jon Gabrus

14 Mar 2020

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Podcast sweetheart Jon Gabrus stopped by the Lizard Lair this week to drop a little truth on y'alls asses! Specifically some truth about Melania Trum...

Dan Rather and the Kennedy Assasination with Jason Van Glass

06 Mar 2020

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You might think you know exactly what happened during the Kennedy assassination. Either because you read about it in 8th grade, or because you've hea...

The Alcatraz Escape with Micah Light

28 Feb 2020

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The Rock! The Fortress! Titanic Island! Alcatraz has a spooky mystique all its own, and for many years it had a reputation for being an inescapable p...

The Government's Honeybee Plot with Kelly and Lindsey

21 Feb 2020

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Do you like FRUIT? What about VEGETABLES? And how about FOOD IN GENERAL? Well if you're a fan of any of those things you probably owe them all to bee...

The LA Streetcar Conspiracy with Jonathan Harris

14 Feb 2020

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It's Chinatown, Jake. Well actually it's just the greater LA area and it's not Jake it's writer Jonathan Harris. BUT the basic premise is the same - ...

The Sixth Beatle with Zach Olsen

07 Feb 2020

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There are many contenders for fifth Beatle. But there's another Loveable Lad from Liverpool, a shadowy figure whose contributions to the band are unc...

Andrew WK's Big Lie with Joey and Justin

31 Jan 2020

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Who - or what - is Andrew WK? Well there's the easy answer - he's a party rockin' multi-instrumentalist and singer and inspirational speaker known fo...

The Wall with Gilli Nissim

24 Jan 2020

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What do you think of when you see the words 'The Wall'. Wait shh don't answer, it's obvious you immediately think of the NBC game show 'The Wall' pro...

The Haunted House Plot with Todd McClintock

17 Jan 2020

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Todd's back! Friend of the show and very funny guy Todd McClintock stopped by with another original conspiracy theory, and boy is it a humdinger. See...

Jimi Hendrix Was Murdered with Ronnie Adrian

10 Jan 2020

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Happy New Year, Jimi Hendrix was murdered! Some rumors are floating around about the untimely demise of the guitar god/member of the 27 Club. Rumors ...

Taylor Swift Is A Satanic Clone with Beth Appel

13 Dec 2019

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She's the leggy blonde who captured our hearts with her tuneful caterwauling and wacky romantic misadventures. But could Taylor Swift also be a clone...

Epstein Didn't Kill Himself with Connie Shin

06 Dec 2019

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Welp, we're doing it. You might have though Lizard People wasn't this type of show, but it turns out is. We're covering the Epstein thing. Extremely ...

The Titanic Never Sank with Siena East

29 Nov 2019

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It was the ship of dreams... til the Titanic got her ass sank by an iceberg. But some out there think the Titanic never sank at all. Some people thin...

Twins Are Magic with Shannon Brown

22 Nov 2019

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Aaaand twins! This week writer/director Shannon Brown came through to discuss the potentially magical powers possessed by twins. You know, stuff like...

The 7th Friend with Alexa and Jess

15 Nov 2019

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You like Friends? Who doesn't! It's on every 'greatest tv shows' list, it was watched by millions, it was nominated for a jillion Emmys. But our gues...

Mothman and Jersey Devil Are Mommy To The Melonheads with Michael Dean

08 Nov 2019

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Listen, if that word salad of a title didn't hook you, nothing will! Friend of the show Michael Dean is back on his bullshit, and he's here to reveal...

Prince Charles Is A Vampire with Andrew Young

01 Nov 2019

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Boo! This episode is extra spooky because Halloween's technically over but the ghost of the spooking season lives on here at Lizard People! This week...

Back To The Future Predicted 9/11 with The Bigfoot Boys

26 Oct 2019

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Hold on to your cryptids because this episode is an absolute roller coaster ride! Mike and Bryce came by the Lizard Lair to discuss the fascinating t...

The RealID Plot with Tamra Brown

25 Oct 2019

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What if we told you that the federal government has a database with your face, address, identifying information, and fingerprints. Would you be like ...

The Austin Owl Building with Ever Mainard

11 Oct 2019

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Yee haw little doggies, we're keeping Austin weird this episode with a conspiracy theory that ties together the Illuminati, the Bohemian Grove, the g...

No One Dies In Disney with Julia Prescott

04 Oct 2019

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All over the world, the name 'Disney' means warmth and light and cuteness. Families save all year to visit Disney theme parks and eat 8 dollar churro...

Lady Gaga Is A Murderer with Joan Ford

27 Sep 2019

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There's A Million Reasons why Lady Gaga is a hugely famous pop star. Her talent and hard work have brought her to The Edge Of Glory and beyond. But c...

Time Cube with Xavier Rotnofsky

20 Sep 2019

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Time Cube! What is it, what does it mean, and why are we talking about it? All these questions and more will be sort of answered in this brain-bendin...

Double Whammy with Devin and Greg!

13 Sep 2019

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A very special ep with two very special friends! This week our guests are Greg Gallant and Devin Field of the podcast Firsthand, and they had two the...

Alex Jones is Bill Hicks with Kai Choyce

06 Sep 2019

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Alex Jones is a conservative commentator with a scary red face and a chaotic evil energy. Bill Hicks was a stand-up comic in the 90's beloved for his ...

The Great Angel Sex Cover-Up With Yaki Margulies

30 Aug 2019

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If the title didn't get you excited, honey, what will? Comedian and semi-professional bar mitzvah tutor Yaki Margulies is here to present a wholly or...

The Sea People with AJ Salas

23 Aug 2019

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History is full of mysteries. But there may be no mystery as mysterious as the Sea People. These anonymous nautical raiders hit the Egyptian empire h...

Adam Sandler Scam with Jessica Svendsgaard

16 Aug 2019

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Sandler? More like SCAM-DLER. Eh, we'll workshop that. Anyway this week we talk with improviser and true delight Jessica Svendsgaard about the great ...

There Is No New York Marathon with Will Hines

08 Aug 2019

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And we're back! Ever heard of the New York Marathon? You know, the world's largest marathon that covers all five boroughs of the city and attracts 10...

Announcement/Mini-Episode!

02 Aug 2019

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We're back! Well, almost. Next week will be our first full episode back in the swing of things after a quick summer break, but this week we're doing a...

The Bermuda Triangle with Hollow Public Radio

14 Jun 2019

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The gang's all here! The founders of Hollow Public Radio (aka Alexis, Michael, and Grant) stopped by to talk about one of geography's greatest mysteri...

Ed Edwards Killed Everybody with Matt Newell

07 Jun 2019

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Ed Edwards was a real weiner who killed at least 5 people in the Midwest. But could he also be responsible for pretty much every other murder that hap...

The Kennedys Killed Marilyn Monroe with Chase McCown

31 May 2019

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Well happy birthday Mr. President to us all. This week the delightful old-Hollywood expert Chase McCown stopped by to talk about a golden age conspira...

The New Orleans Hornets and the 2012 Draft with Zander Frost

24 May 2019

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What is going ON with the NBA??? Basketball conspiracies abound, and this week we're talking to comedian Zander Frost about how the league may have ri...

H.R. Giger And The Illuminati with Matt Gourley (Revisited)

17 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Hey everybody! No new ep this week due to various goofs, spoofs, and Katelyn being a doof. But for your aural pleasure, here's an old episode that is ...

Natalie Wood's Murder with Jimmy Fay

10 May 2019

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Ever hear the one about Natalie Wood? You know, how she was a brilliant actor and beloved mother and died under mysterious circumstances??? Jimmy Fay ...

Kanye Is Doing Performance Art with Zora Bikangaga and Greg Smith

03 May 2019

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Time to pull out the ol What If machine, because the fellas of improv group Dopetown 3000 have a theory that will potentiall change how you think abou...

The Cuban Embassy Plot with Mel Cowan

26 Apr 2019

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In 2016, a group of American diplomats at the US embassy in Cuba got sick. Weird sick. Many reported dizziness, memory loss, headaches, hearing proble...

A Star Is Born Takes Place In An Alternate Universe Where 9/11 Never Happened with Cait Raft

19 Apr 2019

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Look, the title of this episode kind of says it all. Cait Raft is a brilliant writer and comedian and she has a personal theory that Bradley Cooper's ...

Men in Black with Dave Child

12 Apr 2019

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Well, Dave Child is back. And this time he's bringing with him some theories on what might really be going on with the Men In Black. If you think you ...

Jesus' Stolen Body with Holly Laurent and Greg Hess

05 Apr 2019

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Ok so did you know that after Jesus was resurrected he allegedly stayed on earth for another MONTH? Just HANGING OUT??! The last days of our buddy Jes...

Michael Jordan's Dad with James Mastraieni

29 Mar 2019

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You might have heard somewhere about Michael Jordan's gambling habit. Boy oh boy, did it get habitual for a while there. But there's someone we don't ...

Michael Jordan's Dad with James Mastraieni

29 Mar 2019

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You might have heard somewhere about Michael Jordan's gambling habit. Boy oh boy, did it get habitual for a while there. But there's someone we don't ...

Ace of Base is a Nazi Band with Adam Tod Brown

22 Mar 2019

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Have you seen the sign? Do you know all that she wants? Do you live in a happy nation? That's right, this week we're taking a deep dive into the regga...

Ace of Base is a Nazi Band with Adam Tod Brown

22 Mar 2019

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Have you seen the sign? Do you know all that she wants? Do you live in a happy nation? That's right, this week we're taking a deep dive into the regga...

PETA Is a Sham with Brona C. Titley and Tom Neenan

15 Mar 2019

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It's our live London show! And the conspiracies are as thick as the smoke was in Victorian times or something. That was a thing right? Anyway our gues...

Bigfoot Was Indigenous Cryptozoology with Jana Schmieding

08 Mar 2019

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The elusive Sasquatch has entranced a nation with it's grainy videos and big ol' footprints. But where did Bigfoot come from? Are there multiple Bigfe...

Bigfoot Was Indigenous Cryptozoology with Jana Schmieding

08 Mar 2019

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The elusive Sasquatch has entranced a nation with it's grainy videos and big ol' footprints. But where did Bigfoot come from? Are there multiple Bigfe...

The Black Dahlia Murder with Joey Bergren and Justin Sherman

01 Mar 2019

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The Black Dahlia killing captivated a nation and freaked out LA real bad. Elizabeth Short's murder is still technically unsolved, but Joey Bergren and...

Trump Is A Russian Asset with Betsy Stover

22 Feb 2019

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This darn president. Some people love hate him, some people love him, but pretty much everyone can agree that he wishes he could ride a horse shirtles...

Tupac Is Alive In Cuba with Cara Meyers

15 Feb 2019

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If only Tupac has lived to today. The brilliant rapper, writer, actor, and activist was killed in a Las Vegas shooting in 1996, depriving the world of...

Who Is Poppy? with Max Lasser

08 Feb 2019

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She's a pop star. She's a model. She's a nihilist YouTube influencer. She's a robot. She's… the product of a manipulative narcissistic madman? Y'all...

Roko's Basilisk with Lee Rubenstein

01 Feb 2019

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Ready to get your brain squished up and shoved through a pasta press? Because this episode is gonna cook your noodle. Lee Rubenstein, writer and teach...

Britney Spears Is Trapped with Rachel Chapman

25 Jan 2019

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Conspiracy theories surround Britney Jean Spears like flies around an empty frappucino cup. Was she in league with the Bush Administration? Is she act...

Birds Aren't Real with Kyle Kenyon

18 Jan 2019

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Do you believe in birds? Well then you, my friend, are a chump. See Kyle Kenyon knows something that The Powers That Be don't want you to know, someth...

Jesus Was Invented By The Romans with Steve Hernandez

11 Jan 2019

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Now picture this - you're a 1st century Roman emperor with a restless populace to control. Sects of jews were fighting each other and the empire. How ...

The Hum with Rebecca and Jason

04 Jan 2019

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Have you heard The Hum? If you live in Taos, Bristol, Los Feliz, or Auckland, perhaps The Hum has become part of your life. Perhaps The Hum has even.....

Jimmy Buffett Won The World Series For The Red Sox with Patrick McDonald and Ryan Middledorf

14 Dec 2018

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The Buffett Boys are in town, and nothing will ever be the same again! The delightful hosts of The Parrothead Podcast came on the podcast to try to co...

Dennis Rodman Is A Spy In North Korea with Agata and Anastasia

07 Dec 2018

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In 2013, Vice News brought a documentary crew, three Harlem Globetrotters, and Dennis 'The Worm' Rodman to North Korea. What happened there… changed...

The Pixar Theory with Ashlyn Anstee

30 Nov 2018

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Our guest this week is fan favorite (and creator of the Lizard People logo!) Ashlyn Anstee. Ashlyn is an animator and she knows some truly fascinating...

Boys On The Tracks with Cory Webster

23 Nov 2018

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You hear about the teenage boys who died mysteriously on train tracks and the series of shady deaths that knocked off three alleged witnesses? WELL YO...

The Mork And Mindy Plot with Michael Dean

16 Nov 2018

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Michael Dean is BACK and he's been watching sitcoms from the 80's, baby! Friend of the show (and inventor of the term Hemphead Nation) has a theory ab...

Nazis Were Aliens with Area 51

09 Nov 2018

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What do you add when you're ready to upgrade a podcast? Booze and an audience. And we had both at Lizard People's first ever live show! Plus our guest...

Drake's Kid Is Actually Kanye's with Nick Casalini

02 Nov 2018

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The Kardashians are back baby! Are they eclipsing Bey and Jay to become the first family of conspiracy theories? Also, does Drake suck? All these ques...

Sega Killed Michael Jackson with Todd McClintock

26 Oct 2018

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The list of suspects in the death of pop star Michael Jackson grows ever longer. Soon it might even include… you??? Nah just playing. Todd McClintoc...

Aliens Are Interdimensional Future Humans with Cody Ziglar

19 Oct 2018

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What's the deal with aliens? Folks have close encounters with them all the time, but they always look different and want different things and won't fe...

Music is Brainwashing Us with Jessica McKenna

12 Oct 2018

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Ever get an ear worm stick in your head? One of those tunes you just can't stop singing? Ever think that maybe there's a terrifying ominous conspiracy...

Khloe Kardashian Is OJ's Daughter with Carl Tart

05 Oct 2018

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Can you even imagine a story that combines swingers, head injuries, America's first family of scandal, tragic murder, and the ultimate baby daddy dram...

There Are No Trees with Ben Dietzel

28 Sep 2018

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Once again, friend of the show Ben Dietzel has learned the error of his ways. First he thought the earth was hollow. Then he realized it was flat. The...

The Rendlesham Forest Incident with Colton Dunn

21 Sep 2018

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Ever heard of 'Britain's Roswell'? If you haven't, maybe it's because ~they~ don't want you to. But Colton Dunn wants you to hear about it, because Co...

Vampires Are Real with Jen Zaborowski

14 Sep 2018

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Do you love Hollywood gossip? How about celebrity drama? Do you wish that the tea about famous people also included just a sprinkle of the supernatura...

H.R. Giger and the Illuminati with Matt Gourley

07 Sep 2018

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This episode is hard to describe. Oh everything started out normal enough - our guest was the gentle genius of podcasting Matt Gourley, host of Supere...

Lorde Is Secretly 40 with Stevie Nelson

31 Aug 2018

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How old is Lorde? You know, the shockingly young pop-music sensation who won a Grammy as a teen and took the world by storm with her clever lyrics and...

Israel Uses Animal Spies with Zach Reino

24 Aug 2018

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What connects shark attacks in Egypt, lizards in Iran, and an endangered vulture in Saudi Arabia? Why, nothing but the fact that they're all trained s...

Soy Gives Men Boobies with Jesse Ray Beaumont

17 Aug 2018

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This week's episode is a very special one. The guest may be incarcerated, but his soul and his intellect are free as a bird. Jesse Ray Beaumont is an ...

Y2K Is The Reason Everything Sucks with Patrick Kang and Michael Levin

10 Aug 2018

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Michael and Patrick are two delightful tv writers on the show Trial and Error. Y2K is the fun and catchy nickname for the epidemic of fear around the ...

The Pyramids Were Hydroelectric Power Plants with Suzi Barrett

03 Aug 2018

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Hey, how come they never found any bodies in the pyramids in Egypt? Like, if they were tombs where are all the bodies and decorations and stuff? If th...

Ahmadinejad Killed Michael Jackson with Anna Hossnieh

27 Jul 2018

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Iran does NOT play when it comes to coups. So it makes sense that incumbent Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would have been nervous when protests broke out after ...

Suge Knight Killed Tupac with Casey Feigh

20 Jul 2018

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On September 7th, 1996, we lost one of the greatest minds America has ever produced. Tupac Shakur was a brilliant rapper and writer, a budding actor, ...

Jesus' Lost Years with Ptolemy Slocum

13 Jul 2018

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Jesus Christ of Nazareth was a pretty cool guy. He had a bunch of good ideas about being nice, having fun, treating people with respect, redistributin...

Bohemian Grove with Dave Child (Revisited)

06 Jul 2018

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At first it's gonna seem like Dave Child (actor and comedian and wonderful person) doesn't believe his own conspiracy theory. But about halfway into t...

A Cursed Mummy Sank the Titanic with Conor Dowling

29 Jun 2018

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The sinking of the Titanic was one of the great tragedies of the 20th century, an accident that claimed many lives and inspired many movies. But what ...

Jonestown Was A Failed MKUltra Experiment with Drew Droege

22 Jun 2018

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Jonestown is one of the great American tragedies, a cautionary tale about cults and the scary narcissists who run them. MKUltra was a freaky freewheel...

The Montauk Project with Colleen Watson

15 Jun 2018

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In 1942 the Air Force opened a base in Montauk, New York. What happened next… will blow your mind. Colleen Watson, stand-up and comedy writer extrao...

Melania's Great Escape with Emily Schmidt

08 Jun 2018

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Where has Melania Trump been for the past month? Why did she just return? Was it because the White House got wind that we were releasing this episode ...