Lu & Jarch
Episodes
Conquer those lips | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 20
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch need your help! Jarch showed up unannounced at Lu’s house – so we want to know, can you leave someone outs...
Sally with the dirty undies | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 17
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Freeball Friday! Today on the show, Lu goes undercover on a rival radio show to try score herself a meet and greet with Pitbull. Jarch delivers ...
A zipped willy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 16
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Big show today! Unpack Your Dad returns, and Lu has a Pitbull update after sliding into his DMs yesterday. Plus, we hear about a dad who misunderstood...
Captain No Underpants | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 15
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Winston Churchill Wednesday and today Lu and Jarch want to know… who saw your undies? Plus Jarch forgot his t-shirt so he had to dig...
Nudity is natural | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 14
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch chat about things that are NOT illegal but should be. And Judge Jarchy is back with his most divisive case yet! SEEYA ...
Put your genitals away | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 13
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you’ve ever been ghosted then this one’s for you! Lu and Jarch give a ghoster a taste of their own medicine. Plus Convergence is back f...
A fried unit being dragged out of pub | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 10
10 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Freeball Friday and today Lu and Jarch ask the question – what did you climb? We deliver another bingle performance straight from the...
A four-way kiss | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 9
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show, Isaac and Jack from Swag On The Beat are hanging out in the studio. Instead of You Vs Lu, it’s You Vs TWO, can Lu beat the bo...
Sign the balls away | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 8
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A man drove himself to the hospital after being attacked by a shark, so today Lu and Jarch ask the question – when did you save yourself? The 10...
No thumbs no worries | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 7
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show Lu and Jarch try out a brand new game…and it goes surprisingly well, despite a minor cheating scandal. And Lu has started a n...
The big ones that crawl through the trees | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 6
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Merrick Watts Monday! Queensland are living it up at the moment, fresh off the back of AFL, NRL and NRLW wins…so we let the people have t...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARCH | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 26
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Freeball Friday – and Happy 36th Birthday to Daddy Jarch! To celebrate, the team perform a special edition bingle in his honour. And we as...
TRIPLE M FEST LIVE FROM THE CORNER HOTEL | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 25
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Thrusty Thursday and Lu & Jarch are LIVE from the Corner Hotel in Melbourne for the Grand Final Eve Eve show! British India join the te...
A raunchy magazine from back in the day | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 24
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Lu and Jarch attempt to balance pineapples on their heads, after a man ran the entire Berlin marathon with one on his head. Jarch mistakenly sen...
Pass the parcel and a tantrum from Jarch | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 23
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show Lu and Jarch act out a text exchange from a boss and an employee. Judge Jarchy fires up the nation, and we chat proposals, after a m...
Your old fella and an electric fence | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday September 22
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lu and Jarch start a brand new week asking the question, when did you get electrocuted? The annual waiter tray race has gone down in Paris, so Lu and ...
Pimp up your stick | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 19
19 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on Freeball Friday, Lu and Jarch take part in a hobby horse competition on the rooftop. And we also hear stories on the things you’ve chok...
Dumb and dumber | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 18
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Thrusty Thursday and today we find out who has a higher IQ – Lu or Jarch? Reverse The Verse is back for another round, and we hear st...
69 is the best number | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 17
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Winston Churchill Wednesday, today on the show we’re celebrating your wins of the week so far, in a BIG way! And a girl thought her car ha...
You Feral Pig | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 16
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Lu and Jarch chat video games after it was revealed that, for the first time in history, the majority of Australians playing video games are wom...
The Heimlich Manoeuvre and a dollop of peanut butter sandwich | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday September 15
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Merrick Watts Monday and today we’re celebrating the pathetic things we were doing at 15, after Owen Cooper became the youngest perso...
A dusty show from the couch | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 12
12 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Team Lu and Jarch went for drinks last night, and everyone’s feeling it today! Lu spent the entire night pretending she was Lisa from accounting...
A romantic hug between friends | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 11
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Lu and Jarch talk weird hobbies, after the Royal Adelaide Show hosted a hobby horse competition. And a Swedish journal revealed that the higher ...
I LOVE SAUSAGES | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 10
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Lu decided she wanted to chat about MINCE! We also talk strange phobias because Jarch is scared of paddle pop sticks, and Lu and Jarch get into ...
NONNA IS DEAD | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 9
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show we asked – what happened at the funeral? Jarch had his 22 year old cousin from the bush staying with him this weekend and some...
LUISA DAL BIN: The Trashy Musical | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday September 8
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Lu and Jarch chat to friend of the show BEAU RYAN! He becomes the first guest to take on Reverse The Verse. Lu got stuck babysitting over the we...
PAWN STARS | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 5
05 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Freeball Friday and today we perform another bingle, featuring some wonderful animal cameos. Lu tells a story about something an ex gave her afte...
Licking rectums | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 4
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thrust Thursday! Today on the show we hear Confessions of a Zookeeper. There’s a new service in Japan that encourages people to cry with e...
A false sense of farting security | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 3
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Winston Churchill Wednesday and today we’re talking everyday tasks that terrify you, after it was revealed 62% of young people are sc...
An extreme humper | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 2
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch guess how you got your nickname. Jarch takes on another round of Say The Thing, let’s see if he can continue his...
Gangsters, diamonds, and a dog | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday September 1
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Merrick Watts Monday! Reverse The Verse is back today, and Lu does shockingly well. An employee quit her job by taking over the Walmart intercom...
A little bender king | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 29
29 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show we chat to Dan Gorringe – he tackled Hughesy a bit too hard and Hughesy ended up in the ICU, so we’ve organised a little...
Penis is right next to Uranus | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 28
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s THRUST THURSDAY and we kicked off the show with a nation wide thrust in unison. We talk to listeners about the reasons they ran away from h...
Sesh Gremlin | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 27
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Winston Churchill Wednesday was a big one this week. Judge Jarchy heard arguments for and against banning children from events. The Swifties are takin...
Chase the O’s | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 26
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today was a fun day in the studio, Lu and Jarch wax each other nostrils. Find out if either of them fainted (after a lady went viral for fainting when...
The fat conductor | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 25
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s Merrick Watts Monday and today we hear stories about leaving dates early, after a man left a woman mid date because she didn’t know h...
Snags and a coupla meatballs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 22
22 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Freeball Friday!!! It’s a very special edition of the bingle today, the pressure is on Jarch! And all week we’ve been seeing a video...
I looked like something ET shat out | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 21
21 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a thirsty and thrusty Thursday! Today we hear Confessions from a Paramedic, plus Lu has another crack at Say The Thing – can she find...
A Peach Iced Tea Sipping Pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 20
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lu and Jarch are known for playing pranks on other people, but this time their team have played the ultimate prank on them!!!! After an alcohol relate...
Not the teabag you want | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 19
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Chewbacca Tuesday! Today we hear some epic stories on faint fails, after a girl fainted waxing her nose. A Judge has accidentally delivered the ...
Lovely penis mate | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 18
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We kicked off the week with stories of people being lazy slobs, after a man got McDonalds delivered 20 metres across the road. Judge Jarchy divides th...
Whose breath smells worse? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 15
15 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy FREEBALL FRIDAY!!!! Today on the show it’s time for another bingle! Lu and Jarch also chat about a lady who is struggling with a condition...
Wipe your bum | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 12
14 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show we found out it could be considered harassment to call a man bald in the UK…but not in Australia! So we played a game of &ldq...
Say sorry to the nation | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 13
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show we had someone say a naughty word!!! Lu and Jarch hype up the people of Australia this hump day, they’re turning bad weeks int...
Post show pashing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 12
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mummy is back and she’s apologising to Australia for her sickie yesterday! Today we chat bikini pics after a boss had an argument with an employ...
Mourning Monday | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 11
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mummy is sick today, but don’t worry, Jarch and LP have got you covered!! We caught up with Harry, the man going viral for the greatest crowd ca...
It’s Freeball Friday but get your head outta the gutter | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 8
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Lu and Jarch attempt to create a live business jingle while the show is on air, and it might be the best bingle yet!!! Employees in Hong Kong ar...
I’m puffed from thrusting | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 7
07 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There’s been another viral cake disaster, so today on the show Lu and Jarch decided to decorate a cake for a lucky listener. Single women are ap...
I’m a virgin girl through and through | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 6
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today our art installation came to life! Lu and Jarch took to the streets with a bin full of scrunched up paper to see if people would believe it was ...
Put ya top back on | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 5
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Meryl Streep took a tumble while filming her new movie, so of course we heard some incredible stories on when people have fallen over. Say The Thing i...
I grinded on him once | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 4
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We kicked off this week with some mortifying things kids have done to embarrass their parents. Apparently young people are oversharing too much, so we...
Do I just suck it? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 1
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Freeball Friday!! Today on the show, Jarch blindfolds Lu and puts something in her mouth. We hear from a man who punctured his heart with his ri...
Put that on my tombstone | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 31
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Someone ate an entire roast chicken while walking around a supermarket, so today Lu challenged Jarch to eat one during the show. Bad news for Australi...
Just a guy riding his horse nude | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 30
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Lu and Jarch have a crack at Unpack Your…PARTNER! We hear stories from people who have been caught naked, after a man was spotted nude on...
We’ve had another F bomb | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 29
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We could have a mini Lu/Jarch running around soon… A fan has named their baby “Kelce Taylor” after Travis and Taylor, so today we m...
Always remember your teeth | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 28
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lu had a big weekend at the Wallabies game, so she’s wrapped herself in a blanket for today’s show. A lady serenaded a seagull and took it...
Have you ever seen a bear in a zoo? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 25
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Freeball Friday!!!! For the first time ever Lu takes on Say The Thing, can she rise to the challenge? Today is the final chance to win tickets t...
A team member could be getting fired | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 24
24 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What would you do for $20? That’s what we were asking today, after finding out a wife is charging her husband $20 a day to make his lunch. Lu an...
Sorry for your incontinence | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 23
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show, Lu educates the nation with a fact about broccoli that may (or may not) be accurate. A lady has upset the internet after saying she...
I want to have your babies | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 22
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A very special guest pops into the studio for You VS Lu today…HAMISH BLAKE was feeling general knowledge-y. We love Unpack Your Dad so much, so...
Willy Wonker Dal Din | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 21
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Judge Jarchy is back, and today we’re hearing arguments for and against PDA on planes. We’ve got tickets to The Living End with our new ga...
Once you wax there’s no going backs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 18
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Freeball Friday!!!! Jarch performs his best business jingle yet, for our listener Josh. Lu is having a bit of a hairy issue… with her mou...
RUM AND DURRIES | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 17
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show, Lu embodies a character called “Sandra” and prank calls a listener’s boss. A lady has named her child after Vasel...
LU AND TEST TUBE | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 16
16 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ever had a run in with your mother in law? On todays show we hear some horror stories that might make you feel better. Plus, Lu has a shocker in You V...
Love is an excessive thing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 15
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Unpack Your Dad is back for Chewbacca Tuesday! Plus we hear some first date disaster stories, after a woman went on a first date then sent 65,000 text...
Jarch has a five-star foot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 14
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kicking off the week with a fun one!!! Lu’s boyfriend Lachy drops by the studio to verse Jarch in a game of “Who Knows Lu Better?”. ...
I got stuck in my bathroom window | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 11
11 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Freeball Friday!!! Today we debut a brand new business jingle – this week it’s for Tammy and her online business! We hear some stori...
Lu nearly choked on a pear | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 10
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show, Jarch receives his official foot rating, but did he beat Lu? We also hear from listeners who have fallen asleep in rogue places. An...
Spread my cheeks to bypass the thunder | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 9
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Lu and Jarch caught up with their heroes… the cast of The Castle! A career highlight chatting to Michael Caton, Stephen Curry and Anthony...
Lu just found out her wikiFeet rating | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 8
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On todays show, Lu and Jarch meet a new business owner who would looove a Business Jingle. Judge Jarchy is back – today he’s weighing in o...
ARE LU AND JARCH DATING? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 4
04 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a happy and free Freeball Friday! Lu & Jarch set the record straight on the dating rumours. We’ve got some funny stories from peo...
Stinky Lu | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 3
03 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On todays show, Lu and Jarch help listener Tristan write a text to send to his girlfriend. And if you love a good yarn then our segment “Confess...
Jarch is ACTUALLY a nice guy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 2
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today on the show, we hear the backhanded compliments people have been receiving. Plus, a survey of the office has revealed the most attractive and le...
MUMMY WANTS TO TOUCH A BUTTON | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 1
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
JUDGE JARCHY kicked off today, where a spicy dilemma divided the dog lovers of Australia. Something happened at the coffee shop downstairs that had Ja...
NEVER TOUCH A DUCK!! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 30
30 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a chaotic start to another week! There’s a new trend called Hamstering (don’t look it up unless you’re over 18). A woman ...