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Chapter 1: What does Luanna's sick day mean for the podcast?
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Be warned, it's Luanna, and this podcast contains honest upfront opinions, rants, bants, and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
A sandwich bag full of melted ice cream and my jizz.
I'm ticking the checkboxes below. Oh.
Oh, God. Sorry, my arm's trapped and I didn't want to ruin the moment.
He said he could take me home on one condition. Here we go. What is it, Lou? Oh my God, there's an actual chod on the wall. Hey guys, Ada here. Now, listen, I'm on my tod today. And as always at Luana Land, we like to keep things authentic and keep you guys in the loop.
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Chapter 2: What outrageous moments are highlighted from past episodes?
Now, but listen, can you believe in eight years of Luana, we've actually very rarely been off with a sick day. We've had Zisman going through the tramadol era, as I like to call it, the broken knee, the broken back. But this week, it basically took its toll. So we will be having the ailment of the year, I reckon, when we are back next week. But yeah, she's feeling pretty under the weather.
So she needs a little bit of a rest. I am absolutely going to be the lazy bastard that I am and take one as well. But of course, it's all about you guys. And we would never, ever, ever leave you without your weekly dose of rants, bants and explicit content. So sit back, relax, enjoy. I'm going to as well with a cuppa for you. I have personally put this together. That's such a lie.
Chapter 3: How does Luanna handle explicit content in their discussions?
Our team have obviously done it. But we are going to present to you our absolute favourite laugh out loud moments of Luanna. We will, of course. See you next week, guys. Funny names from Anon. So we've called you Tashcombe. Tashcombe. Tashcombe. It's like a mustache comb. Oh, right.
Chapter 4: What hilarious anecdotes are shared about family names?
I just didn't find it that funny, did we? Tashcombe. Growing up, I knew my great aunt as Auntie Clit. She's dead now. I never questioned it as I didn't know what a clit was then. Found out when I was older that she was known as Aunty Clit as her name was Joy Button. Stop it. Stop it. That's brilliant. And the whole family called her Aunty Clit. Never seemed weird until I got older. What a family.
What a great name. Great. Joy Button, Aunty Clit.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts react to bizarre listener stories?
Aunty Clit it is. That is so good. That is superior, actually. That is, like... Excellent. I want to be part of that family. Yes, what a good sense of humour that family has. Love it. I have got a really quick rant. Go on. I'm aware that we've been going on for a long fucking time. Doesn't matter, it's been a good ep. I loved it. Right, let me tell you, I'm going to name and shame a business. Oh!
Okay?
can I just say they're fucking illegal memo to lawyers here we go because right my inbox was full okay what do you mean well I got the thing your inbox is full because I'm really bad at like any kind of life admin I just let them all fucking clog up and anyway now it's like full of spam spam it's just bullshit look at fucking newsletters and can I just say so now a new email comes in look I'll go to it here's one that's come in
Click on it. There's a new thing. Unsubscribe from this mailing list. Unsubscribe.
Chapter 6: What are the funniest moments from the train toilet story?
Unsubscribe. And then I unsubscribe and then I delete. Yeah. Do you know how many brands I've been having to do this? I haven't signed up. I haven't signed up. Anyway. So it's an opt out. Here's another one. Right. There is this one brand, White Fox Boutique. Okay. I think they're not in this country. I think I bought some shit for Dixie months ago. Yeah.
Chapter 7: What is the controversy around 'belt wankers' at the airport?
Yeah. I keep, I have unsubscribed 16 times now and they keep fucking emailing me. I don't want your fucking emails and every time I do it, look, I'm going to click again. Right now. Here we go. Ready? Because this just came in. Stop it. Again. Another fucking email. Unsubscribe. Then it takes me to their annoying fucking website. Don't want to buy any of your shit. Hey babe, breakups are hard.
We're sad to see you go.
Chapter 8: How do the hosts respond to the concept of ice baths?
If you're sure this is really over, you can unsubscribe by unchecking... I have. I'm ticking the checkboxes below. Oh.
Oh. Fucking brilliant. Yes, sis. I'm so tired. I'm crying. I just farted with laughter.
But the principal is the same. White Fox Boutique, I take it back. Because it turns out it's the first time I've read your annoying blab. And I have been checking both SMS and email and pressing update. So I have been resubscribing and not unsubscribing apparently. Well, why? Why do they say untick?
It should be tick and then update, shouldn't it?
Can I just say, if social media manager Bex doesn't do a zoom in on the... Oh, if ever that was a The Penny Has Dropped meme, I don't know what was. Oh, Lou, you're an absolute ledge. What a card.
Well, now, live, I'm unsubscribing. Because I kept wondering...
day I've unchecked if I get emails after I've now unchecked this could be a part two so basically I've been thinking I've been unsubscribing they've been really pissing me off you don't understand it's been driving me in fucking sane to the point where I was gonna call them up and I was gonna be like I keep unsubscribing and you keep emulating turns out no I was wrong Okay, right.
Well, that's been great. Right, message from Benji next. Train toilet poo party, it says.
Brilliant.
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