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How MAFS 2026 Will Be The Most Unhinged Series Ever…

31 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What can we expect from the upcoming MAFS 2026 season?

0.031 - 20.191 Joshua Fox

Hello and welcome back to the Maths Winning Podcast with me, Joshua Fox. The time is upon us, guys. We've made it. The new season starts tomorrow. We all said we would not be watching Married at First Sight again after the shit show last year, but here we all are. We're all excited. We're all going to love it and hate it once again.

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20.391 - 28.148 Joshua Fox

And I thought I'd do a little episode today with like a what you need to know going into this season, what you can expect. It's not really spoilers.

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Chapter 2: Why are fans drawn back to MAFS despite previous disappointments?

28.689 - 48.723 Joshua Fox

It's more a teaser. And if you listen to this, like... you're going to be ahead of everybody else. So you'll kind of like have the inside scoop from the very start. And I'm joined today by a guest. It's a friend of mine called Hannah. You may have seen her on your For You page on TikTok. Previously, she does little recaps of maths.

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48.843 - 60.413 Joshua Fox

She's a former podcast producer at Nova, where she did the Back to Reality podcast. Some of you may have listened to. Now she's out there in the world on her own. She's doing her own podcast. What's it called, Hannah? Offscript.

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60.629 - 67.086 Hannah Bowman

And that is talking about... All things reality TV, but we're kicking off with maths, obviously, because it's the biggest and best.

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67.106 - 67.628 Joshua Fox

Yep.

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67.648 - 75.128 Hannah Bowman

But I'm addicted to all TV, so... Yeah, you watch more than me. I know. Not enough hours in the day, but you've got to be committed when you're a superfan.

75.158 - 94.838 Joshua Fox

And I wanted to get you in today because I've been saying for a while now, Pedro just is shit on here. I want a female perspective every now and again, like have a chat. And I thought there's some things in here I'm interested to get your take on as a woman. Right. Anyway, before we go into the main talking points for this season, what we know so far is...

94.818 - 118.145 Joshua Fox

This was originally dubbed the all-star season, and that was dubbed by me because all the people on there think that they're stars. They've all either got TikTok, one's been a TV presenter, one's a rapper, one's a motivational speaker. They're all aspiring to be something. And on the show, it's going to present them as whoever, he's a carpenter.

118.285 - 121.669 Joshua Fox

No, he's a carpenter on the side while doing 20 TikToks a day.

121.649 - 133.048 Hannah Bowman

It's weird that they do that because every year the feedback is like, we just want normal people. We're sick of influencers, blah, blah, blah. And then they're like, let's just do even more. Let's put a TV star on.

Chapter 3: What insider information do we have about the MAFS 2026 cast?

273.299 - 275.22 Hannah Bowman

They were like, hello, have you read your contracts?

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275.24 - 277.963 Joshua Fox

Yeah, they then all stayed in line for just a few weeks.

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278.083 - 278.463 Hannah Bowman

Okay.

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278.984 - 280.625 Joshua Fox

Now filming is kind of wrapped.

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280.945 - 281.526 Hannah Bowman

Yeah.

281.506 - 306.012 Joshua Fox

also rogue again and you may have noticed in the lead up there's not really been any interviews from cast members no usually you might get a couple of brides wheeled out on the today show or whatever yeah there's been none of that and i'm told because producers cannot trust any of them oh my god they're scared to give them any platform that's why you've seen john aiken do all the pre-season press yeah you're gonna be chasing him through a car park again this year or

305.992 - 334.648 Joshua Fox

this man is the biggest ick for me and this brings us into the first point of this podcast John Aitken has gone rogue so last year Hannah we watched it ended with like this girl power vibe of like all the women were like we don't need no man you know it's us against the world it was quite wholesome it was sweet this year is the complete opposite of that and John is just he's done he's a man that's he's reached the end of his tether

334.628 - 357.395 Joshua Fox

And he's done three interviews in the last week. And I've got quotes here. And each one, you can just feel that anger in his voice more. So it starts with the Daily Mail. And this is what he said to them. And firstly, John keeps saying the words boss babes, which at first I thought he coined the term. Then I was like, that is the biggest ick I've ever heard.

357.415 - 361.48 Joshua Fox

But I think it's what a group of the women on the show call themselves.

Chapter 4: How did a rogue night out impact the MAFS 2026 production?

606.734 - 611.543 Joshua Fox

Or maybe the women are great. And again, it's just John hates them.

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611.904 - 612.765 Hannah Bowman

Yeah, true. Yeah.

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613.994 - 629.291 Joshua Fox

Anyway, moving on, this new season has gone gay. So you may have seen in the adverts they're teasing a bride called Julia who's openly bisexual. And in the adverts, it's like, I don't know if I want a man or a woman. So they're giving us a bisexual cliffhanger.

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629.711 - 629.911 Hannah Bowman

Yeah.

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630.112 - 634.056 Joshua Fox

Which, firstly, is pointless because when you look at the cast list, there's equal men and women.

634.256 - 637.379 Hannah Bowman

Yeah. Unless we've got a thruffle and a solo.

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Yeah.

639.172 - 639.913 Joshua Fox

That would actually be great.

640.093 - 645.582 Hannah Bowman

Yeah. Gay is so five years ago. Let's do throuple. Let's do poly couple.

Chapter 5: What drama is expected between the cast and producers this season?

802.72 - 803.681 Hannah Bowman

I hope it works out.

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804.784 - 805.264 Joshua Fox

Yeah.

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805.886 - 807.87 Hannah Bowman

You're looking at me like there's drama.

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808.33 - 825.762 Joshua Fox

Look, I don't know if they stay together or not, but what I will say, it's not smooth sailing for them. And I don't know how I have ended up involved in so much of this season, but there was something I revealed on this podcast.

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826.096 - 848.526 Joshua Fox

like months ago which maybe some people remember some people don't oh no and i assume that it had already been discussed on the show and everyone was aware of it about one cast member who was a gay one it turns out it wasn't and then it's to do with the gay couple and then the other person hit the podcast and then it it derailed them briefly and that was during filming yes

850.649 - 851.871 Joshua Fox

But in my defense, right?

851.931 - 854.196 Hannah Bowman

I'm worried how involved you are.

854.216 - 867.16 Joshua Fox

Well, here's the thing. I report on the show. We get the pictures when people are married. The identities are in the Daily Mail. It's out there. And when these very prominent things about your life that so many people know, like all your exes, all your friends, your colleagues.

867.18 - 867.601 Hannah Bowman

Yeah, you can't hide.

Chapter 6: How are the dynamics among cast members different this season?

888.316 - 892.082 Hannah Bowman

Yeah. If 10 people have sent it to you, it's ready for public consumption.

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892.603 - 897.05 Joshua Fox

Yes. Well, it was publicly consumed by his husband.

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898.052 - 904.473 Hannah Bowman

Okay. Yeah. Okay, I also hear that Revelations week is different this year.

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905.015 - 915.439 Joshua Fox

Yeah, this is a whole new twist or new challenge or something, John. I've seen that headline. John announced his new challenge, but I've had enough reading your interviews. What's he banging on about now?

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915.499 - 917.023 Hannah Bowman

I've got a little quote here. Shall I read it?

917.244 - 917.865 Joshua Fox

Oh, yeah.

917.845 - 937.732 Hannah Bowman

So John said, it's a new format where we get them early in the experiment to break up into groups, men and women, and we look at their relationships, the red flags, the green flags of the participants that we've matched them with, and they get feedback from people in their groups. And what's challenging is that some of them are very good at taking feedback, but a lot of them aren't.

938.093 - 945.102 Hannah Bowman

And so it creates a lot of anger and animosity. Well, no wonder the women are yelling at each other and saying hurtful things.

945.166 - 950.391 Joshua Fox

And, like, you know they've only made this thing so it creates anger and animosity.

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