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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Hello and welcome to Mamma Mia Out Loud. It's what women are actually talking about on Friday the 27th of March. I'm Holly Wainwright and you are still listening to the number one podcast in Australia. Yay. And tell everybody. Be proud. Go and rate and review us wherever you're listening to this. Share it. Shout it from the rooftops. Send a text. Send a fax. Send a fax. Send a fax.
Send a email maybe. Just tell people.
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Don't you think?
Yeah.
The fact that we are still the number one podcast after last Friday's episode I think is really quite something. Testament to something. Yeah, yeah. My name is Claire Stephens. And I'm Em Burnham.
And here is what has made our agenda for today. It has been Celebrity Facelift Week on social media. And for those who celebrate, we have some news about eyebrow hair positioning that might just change your life.
Plus a list of very specific and silly questions to ask instead of the always boring, how are you? And what are you doing? Warning, there are going to be pigeons involved in these questions.
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Chapter 2: Are boomers the real iPad babies?
She has an iPhone. All it does is just stay on charge and it's us charging it. Just because so much happens in the week and we all communicate via like WhatsApp groups and text messages. And by the time we see her, we like have to tell her everything. And she's kind of like stayed out of the loop for so many things. And she's like a person who likes to be in the know. I had a great aunt also.
I'm just imagining you, because I know how much you like to use ChatGPT for difficult conversations. I'm just imagining you getting your robot to put a little summary of the week for Nana.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Can you summarize this family group chat so that I can read Nana a TLDR?
Oh my God. And then I'd have to print it out for Nana to read it. Which is what I do with all my articles. I have to print them out for her to read them. Sorry, I interrupted you. You were telling me. I had an aunt who was deaf and she started getting deaf the older she got. And she loved texting, but like on a Nokia phone. And she could text so fast with just those numbers.
So there'll be times on the dinner table where we're all chatting and laughing and stuff. And then I'll just message her and be like, how are you going? And she's like, oh, steak's a bit dry. Yeah. She'll just like message back and forth. It's so fun.
But what I find really interesting that I've noticed with boomers is that they try to use, and I think this is quite profound, they try to use technology, but like in a way where it inserts with the life that they've already been living beforehand. I had this aunt and uncle and she was telling me about how she was so mad that her husband kept putting the toilet paper on the thing the wrong way.
And she's like, and every time I went there, I would change it. And then he would go in the bathroom and change it. I'd go in the bathroom and change it. Whether you put the flap up or down. And then she's like, and then I saw a photo on Facebook and it was like, which way do you put the toilet paper on? And she was like, and it was a sign from God.
I was like, ugh. I don't know, but I'm like, the fact that she got so much joy from that. I think your phone was listening to you, Nan. Yeah. Here's the thing, right? Maybe there's something. You know how we've all become hyper aware, particularly with kids, that phones and screens, you've got to limit it. So we're like, don't give the toddler the iPhone.
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Chapter 3: How does technology impact communication for older generations?
There are things that the majority of surgeons in the world would gloss over, such as the organization of the eyebrow hair. or the contour and shape of the forehead. As we age, so many little things change, like the disarray of the eyebrow hair pattern. He's really fixated on the eyebrows.
He loves the eyebrows.
He's like, no one else is doing this. I'm the first to do this. If you look at the after photo, you can see how much more organised they look from the three-dimensional changes I've made.
I don't look at my eyebrows and kind of rank them in terms of organisation. That's not a word I think of.
Well, it's a good job because there's a really unruly batch here. Get back in line. He'll have to count mine for days. I've got so many going on.
Let's just be clear that this caption ends with the line, she, Denise, or the church, I'm not sure which, she has a golden heart and her golden face is hers again.
When I first saw this post, my immediate reaction was very excited because we're finally seeing a woman telling us exactly what she does to her face. And I was like, I can't wait to talk to my out loud hosts about this because I'm sure we're all very excited and happy about this situation. I saw this post and I was like, oh. Okay. I mean, she looks great. So that's cool. Happy for her.
You were happy that she was being open about it, right? Yeah, so happy. I think when that happens in my head, I'm like, okay, now I can replace the magic in my head with money. And I'm like, oh, she got this because she has money and she was able to do this. None of us have that much money to be able to do this. So I guess we can all just accept that this is what celebrities do now.
And then I was like, now we can all move on from our lives and our face is getting older and we'll all be fine and we'll all be happy. Are we not happy? How are you underestimating us?
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of celebrity facelifts on societal beauty standards?
But I've always said that the superpower I want is to be invisible, not just like invisible in the, as previously discussed, ageism sense. But that's not underwhelming. It would be if you could only be invisible for three minutes at a time because then you sneak into somewhere in order to see what Ryan Gosling's eating for breakfast, for example, and then you'd appear next to him. Yes.
And he's like, what are you doing here? That would be really scary.
Mine would be only needing to go to the toilet when I see a toilet.
Yeah, wow, wow. You know? Yes. I don't really have that superpower. I think a lot about how amazing my life would be if I didn't need to sleep. I'd get so much done.
Boy, wouldn't you get bored? That's so funny because you know how in Twilight the vampires don't have to sleep? It's always the bit that stresses me out the most. I'm like, you need to go to bed, guys. When are you going to go to bed? And the answer is never, never go to bed.
And they made it sound so romantic when he was like, I was watching you sleep.
No. And we're like, aw. I'd read all night. That would be lovely. That would be fun.
That would be fun. Okay, which kitchen utensil do you feel the most connected to? Forks. Wooden spoons. Mine's a tong. Oh. You can do so much with it.
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: What are the benefits of being open about cosmetic procedures?
I want that. And I would buy one really good handbag. Oh, wow. And obviously I would have to clear my throat and say, I can give her some money to charity.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, charity.
Solve all the problems in the world.
I don't know what I'd buy. I think I'd buy... What's really confusing is I don't... I don't think this is a good conversation starter. I don't know what a million dollars actually looks like, so I wouldn't know what costs a million dollars. Yeah. Like a car? Like two cars, right?
Oh, my God.
Like two Teslas?
Come on. Tesla, maybe. Ten Teslas. Ten Teslas. Like a million dollars is still a lot of money, even in this economy. But then you can get the add-ons for the Teslas. Although these days you could maybe buy two tanks of petrol.
Yes. Yes. Actually petrol. I'll buy all the petrol. Petrol and then you could sell it back to people. Oh my gosh. It's a whole business model. You've now turned into an evil genie. Yeah, I have. Claire Stevens, have you got one? Yes. Okay. So my go-to is, and I do this in social situations where it's like there needed to be more of a warmup, but do you have a ghost story?
And then if they're like, no, I'm like, what about just a haunting?
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