Matt and Alex - All Day Breakfast

Matt VS Taxi: End Game

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Matt VS Taxi Driver (Again).   Unexpected Nickname Origin Stories.   The Mailbag.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into o...

It Aint Easy Being Cheesy

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Looking For A Man In Finance.  It Aint Easy Being Cheesy.  Mind Blown.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s  @Ma...

Dyso’s Trying His Best

21 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Stolen Art Work.   Hot Take It Away!   Take 2 on Jokes for Alex’s Austrian stand-up night!  If you’ve got something to add to the show, sli...

Tangy Tees

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Golfing Drama.   Spill The Tea on International Tea Day.  Movie Pet Peeves.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s...

Dublin Down

19 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Unexpected Song Of The Summer.    Jokes For Alex’s Austrian Stand Up.  Clickfish.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide in...

Dyso Gets An Offer He Can’t Refuse

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When has real life felt like an action movie? Dyso Gets An Austrian Offer He Can’t Refuse.  The Mailbag.   If you’ve got something to add to ...

Matt’s Hidden Treasure

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alex is an Annoying Tourist.   Hidden Treasure.  Mind Blown.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.Ale...

It's Not What It Looks Like!

14 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Darkest Days in TV Cancellation History.  It's Not What It Looks Like!   Ask Alex.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into o...

Sign Of The Times

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hot Take It Away! Unusual Living Situations.   Matt "Sticky Fingers" Okine. If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @...

Winners & Wieners

12 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Matt’s Unbelievable Eurovision Reveal.    Alex’s Euro Update.   Clickfish.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into o...

A Meaningful Reflection

09 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alex's Outrageous Luggage  Reflecting on 'Helen's Message 1992' HOROSCOPES | ORIGINAL AIR DATE: July 5th 2023 Australia’s Loosest Bloke | ORIGINAL...

Texts That Haunt Us

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ask Us Anything!  Matt’s Most Regretful Text EVER | ORIGINAL AIR DATE: July 11th 2023  Alex Almost Stops A Classic | ORIGINAL AIR DATE: July 1...

Matt's Most Unhinged Conspiracy Theories

07 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ask Us Anything!  Is Matt Okine A Karen? (Part 1 & 2) | ORIGINAL AIR DATE: June 27th 2023 If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide...

Alex's Secret Hook Up

06 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ask Us Anything!  Petrol Money Doesn’t Count After 30 Replies | ORIGINAL AIR DATE: June 14th 2023  ASK ALEX: Alex’s Cringiest Date | ORIGINAL A...

Difficult Days in the Calendar

05 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Discussing Difficult Days in the Calendar  Matt Has Another Zombie Plane Scoop! | ORIGINAL AIR DATE: April 26th 2023 Zombie Plane | Behind The Sce...

Helen's Message 1992

02 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

As Mother's Day approaches, Matt and Alex take a moment to reflect on the loss of their mothers when they were young boys.  Alex Dyson shares a casse...

Dyso is an Absolute Flosser

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the laziest thing you’ve done recently? Mind Blown.   The Mailbag.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’...

Matt’s Expensive Mouthful

30 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Matt’s Fanciest Dinner.  How did you mourn your high school break up? When have you accidentally held up traffic? If you’ve got something to ad...

Alex is a Natural Born Spiller

29 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Getting Educated.   The worst spill you’ve created/encountered?   Missing Pram.  CONTENT WARNING: Mentions of animal cruelty If you’ve got ...

OMG (Oh My Girth)

28 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Matt & Alex Chat Violence Against Women in Australia.  The Girth Master.  Clickfish.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide i...

Is Alex Dyson Ready For Kids?

25 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What’s the most trivial child tantrum? Bathroom Etiquette.   The Mailbag.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s ...

Interview with an ANZAC

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Revisiting an interview with the incredible 96 year old former WWII Prisoner of War, Jim Kerr. It was an absolute honour and privilege to have Jim Ker...

Matt’s Alarming Incident

23 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Arj Barker VS Baby .   Broken Thing You’ve Lived With.    Mind Blown.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s...

A Rats Tale

22 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Loose Unit Totally Called Matt’s Bluff.  Good Intentions That Cost Ya.  Rennan Joins Us To Spill On Some Beef!  If you’ve got something to ad...

Dyso’s Darkest DJ Days

21 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Darkest Days in Dyso Technical Difficulties History.  Clickfish.   Claire Hooper Sets The Record Straight.   If you’ve got something to add ...

Dream Horoscopes

18 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

HOROSCOPES  What unexpected episode of TV that made you cry? The Mailbag If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt...

May Divorce Be With You

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When have you clicked the wrong button? Low Court of Australia: Alex VS The Loosest Bloke in Radelaide  MIND BLOWN If you’ve got something to add...

Alex Finally Has A Kid

16 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Morning Tea: Diss Track  Most Awkward Hook Ups  Andreas From Alone Australia  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s...

The Most Suss As Story

15 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Olympics Uniform Controversy  The Most Suss As Story   ASK ALEX If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.Ale...

The Episode From Hell

14 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We Finally Have An Okine Champion on the Pod!   Campsite Neighbours From Hell   Clickfish If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide in...

Alex Gives Matt a MAJOR Surprise

11 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Gets A Special Surprise  What’s your strange addiction? The Mailbag If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Ma...

Toto-Tally Wild

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Isn’t it Ironic?  Best Offer You’ve Had To Refuse MIND BLOWN  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.A...

Matt’s Bangin’ Bangerz

09 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Music BANNED.  What’s been playing in the background during sexy time? ASK ALEX   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our ...

Wrong Distance Relationships

08 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A Comedy of Errors Alex Flew To Tokyo For A Date How Far Have You Travelled For A Date?  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into o...

Another Matt Flight Fiasco

07 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Matt Was Late.   Alex's ice cream drama.   Clickfish.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.AlexSe...

This Surprise Can’t Be Beat

04 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Right Person, At The Right Time The Mailbag.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.Alex  See omnystu...

Matt’s Never Gotten A Clap

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Melanie Bracewell Wants Ya Boiiz Opinion.   MIND BLOWN With Special Guest.  How have you gotten out of a fine? If you’ve got something to add t...

Matt Needs An Intervention

02 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Matt Needs An Intervention. An Easter Miracle. Matt Shares His Phone Story. If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Ma...

Matt Was Sk8er Boy

01 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is Roller Skating Back?   Hot Take It Away | Pollies!   Support Your Partner.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our d...

Never Eat Cruise Ship Ice Cream

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rhys Nicholson on Unprofessional Professionals.  Mind Blown.   The Mailbag.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’...

A Whole New Weld

26 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Matt is Jealous of Alex.   We’re ALL jealous of hook ups.   INSIDERS: Underwater Welder.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, sli...

Blame Dat Thang

25 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hot Take It Away: Colour-blindness.  The Most Controversial Version Game EVER.  Wrapping It Up At The Olympics.   If you’ve got something to a...

BREAKING: Matt Okine is NOT James Bond

24 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sibling Rivalry. Australia's Newest Comedian Minh Ngyuen Cao Is Back! Clickfish.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’...

LIVE SHOW: OUR 1000th EPISODE!

21 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

WE MADE IT TO 1000 BABY!!!!!  The Fairy Shot: Body Shots Anyone? Finish This Sentence  A Surprise International Guest Ask us Anything  Minh Nguyen...

Mel Buttle’s Fact Leaves A Bad Taste In Our Mouths

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mel Buttle wants ya boiiz opinion.  Mind Blown with a Special Guest.   A Special Thursday Edition of Mailbag.  If you’ve got something to add ...

Controversial Bird Photography

19 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Most Unhinged School Photo.  Crypto Matt Is Back Baby! Bron's Gender Reveal.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our d...

Matt’s Porn Past

18 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Morning Tea: Humiliation Ritual.   Name Dat Thang.   RIP The King of Karaoke.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our d...

Bron’s Most Jaw Dropping Clickfish Yet

17 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Is Minh performing at our live show this week?  Clickfish.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.Alex...

Matt Lost A Year Long Disagreement With His Partner

15 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Our unnecessary health precautions.  Incredible caller Dean tells us about his longggggggggggg walk.  If you’ve got something to add to the show...

The Wildest Phone Call of Our Careers

14 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A Phone Call With A Scammer…Kinda!  The Most Professional Convo With Kyran Nicholson  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into o...

A Graduation Situation

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hot Take It Away: Stop Normalising Losing Insiders Makes A Long Awaited Return With A Garbage Collector MIND BLOWN  If you’ve got something to ad...

Stuck In The Middleton With You

12 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kate Middleton Is Suss As  An Unbelievable Typo Name Dat Thang If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.AlexS...

Worst Place To Run Into An Ex

11 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Dyso Senior Joins Us!  Where’s the most unlikely place you’ve bumped into someone you know? Ask Alex If you’ve got something to add to the sh...

Too Hot To Slice

10 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Matt had an unlikely run in... The Oscars Curse   Clickfish  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.Alex  ...

Dyso's Hidden Talent

08 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alex shares a very unique skill.  We hear incredible story from caller Genine.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’...

Dyso Gets Some Backlash

07 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Alex was called out in the office.   What’s Hitting With Sara?   The Mailbag.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our...

Some Un-Brie-Lievable News!

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Darkest Days In Cheese History.    When has a locked door ruined your day?   Mind Blown.   LANGUAGE WARNING: Please be advised that this ...

Matt tries to do a silly thing

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Under Water Welding Prank.    A Very Expenny Farewell.   Matt tries to do a silly thing.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slid...

Matt Gets Scammed

04 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hot Take It Away.  What’s the cause of your bad rating? Ask Alex.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt....

Baby Fyre Festival

03 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Willy Wonka Exclusive. Name Dat Thang. Clickfish. If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.AlexSee omnystud...

Everyone Wins Bronze In Body Building

01 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Samantha shares her incredible story Matt reflects on his Feb Fast  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and....

You Won’t Believe Who Alex Dates

29 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

GET TICKETS TO OUR 1000TH EPISODE LIVE SHOW HERE!!!!! 🎉 The Worst Phrasing Of All Time.   Rant Dog Canadian Beef.   The Mailbag.   If you’...

We Solve Your Rizz Problems

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

GET TICKETS TO OUR 1000TH EPISODE LIVE SHOW HERE!!!!! 🎉 Hot Take It Away.   M&A Rizz Doctors.   Mind Blown.  If you’ve got something ...

Matt’s Real Life Rom-Com Moment

27 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

GET TICKETS TO OUR 1000TH EPISODE LIVE SHOW HERE!!!!! 🎉 Twas The Year After A Lawsuit.  Matt was in a pickle. A Real Life Rom-Co If you’ve go...

Matt’s Massive Parenting Dilemma

26 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

GET TICKETS TO OUR 1000TH EPISODE LIVE SHOW HERE!!!!! 🎉 Matt’s Faced With Sofia’s Choice.    The Fairy Shot Trials  Let’s Talk About ...

Dyso is The Rizzler

25 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

GET TICKETS TO OUR 1000TH EPISODE LIVE SHOW HERE!!!!! 🎉 Name Dat Thang.  The Highly Anticipated Circumcision Story.  Clickfish.   If you’v...

We Get The Royal Treatment

22 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

GET TICKETS TO OUR 1000TH EPISODE LIVE SHOW HERE!!!!! 🎉 Naughty Kids.  Royel Otis join us!   The Mailbag.   If you’ve got something to a...

Australia’s Loosest Bloke: The Debrief

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

GET TICKETS TO OUR 1000TH EPISODE LIVE SHOW HERE!!!!! 🎉 Australia’s Loosest Bloke Returns!   Worst timed gifts.  Mind Blown.   If you’ve ...

Career End It Like Beckman

20 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Career Ender Returns! Is It Illegal?  What’s hitting with Sara?   BUY TICKETS TO OUR 1000TH EPISODE LIVE SHOW HERE!!!!! 🎉   If you’ve go...

A Double Handled Pickle

19 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

WE HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!  Double Boost.  The Organisers.  BUY TICKETS TO OUR 1000TH EPISODE LIVE SHOW HERE!!!!! 🎉 If you’ve got somet...

Mr Perfectly Freeze

18 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Name Dat Thang: The Silent Killer.   Swift Pandemonium.   Clickfish.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @...

We’re A Little Stitious...

15 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Official M&A Privacy Sound.   Superstitions.   The Mailbag.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.a...

Alex’s New Moneymaker

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Hot Take From Okine. Dyso Want’s A Hairdresser! Mind Blown.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.AlexS...

The Lube-rary

13 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Valentine’s Day: Scorned Lovers Edition.   The Lube-rary.   What have you spilled?    If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide in...

We Learn To Trust Again

12 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cheap fix.  The Dope Olympics.  🚨  How is your life going? 🚨 If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and...

Everybody Loves Ray-Mond

11 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Super Bowl Monday!   Name Dat Thang. Clickfish.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.AlexSee omny...

I Can See You

08 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Virtual Reality. When have you broken something in a completely unexpected way?  The Mailbag.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, sli...

Return of The Jel-King

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jelqing Makes A Comeback.   It’s Time To Test A Theory.   Mind Blown.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s ...

Judge Rudy

06 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Horny Judge News.  Naughty Hide and Seek.   Lawn Mowing Controversy.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Ma...

Daylight Ravings

05 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Spy Pigeon. Ask Alex: Petty Edition.   Unfortunate Song Choices. If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.Al...

Michael Bublé is a Fun-guy

04 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Boobs On The Shrooms.  Horoscopes.  Clickfish.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.AlexSee omnyst...

How’s Your Segment Going?

01 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

How is your life going? Best costume.   The Mailbag.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.AlexSee omny...

Hulk Hogan’s Meatball Disaster

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

No sharing allowed.  Driverless cars.   Mind Blown.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.AlexSee om...

Is Bike Riding Sexy?

30 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 A Superbowl Exclusive.    Funniest names.  Is bike riding sexy?   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Ma...

Deep Sea Prawnography

29 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Name Dat Thang. Angler? I Hardly Know Her!   How is your life going?   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt....

Bobby From The Block

28 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Matt’s Ready For A Hack Attack.   Bobby From The Block.   Clickfish.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s ...

Matt’s Hottest 100 Near Miss

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A Trip Down Memory Lane | Hottest 100.  Robot vacuum.   Mind Blown.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Mat...

Segmental As Anything

23 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Coincidences.  How is your life going?   New Segment Ideas.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.Al...

Wasp Stings & Broken Strings

22 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Word Art Personality Profiles.   ⚠️ Audio BeReal ⚠️ Tales From The Caravan Park.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide in...

I Do Do

21 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

First Day Of School. Splitting The Bill.  Clickfish.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.AlexSee omnys...

Alex Is Full Of Sheet

18 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Embarrassing End To A Conversation.   Okine: The Floss Man.   The Mailbag.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’...

Curiosity Killed The Matt

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What have you overheard?   We’ve Been Getting Famous Quotes Wrong.   Mind Blown.   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into ...

Are You On Our Wavelength?

16 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

 Morning Tea: Hip Hop.   Wavelength.     Roadside Assistance.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Mat...

Matt Was a Sk8r Boi, She Said CYA l8ter Boi

15 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

First Dates Game Night Gone Wrong A Major Rebrand for Name Dat Thang  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.an...

Our Bedroom Deal Breakers

14 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bedroom Deal Breakers.   The Seizure Guy.   Clickfish. If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.Alex  Se...

Zooper Doopers & Super Bloopers

21 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Checking in on 2023 New Years Resolutions.   Ask Us Anything!    The Mailbag.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’...

Bring Boring Back

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Outrage Math.  What surprising thing scared you as a kid?    Mind Blown.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @...

That’s Enough Internet For Today

19 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Internet license.   Forbidden Snacks.  Josh Szeps Joins Us!     If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s @Matt.and.A...

Max Power is Real

18 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Lazy Awards.   Worst Name Change In History.   Damien Power Crashes The Pod!   If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm...

Long Live The King

17 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The Hottest 100 Theory.   Matt’s Biggest Achievement Yet.   Clickfish.  If you’ve got something to add to the show, slide into our dm’s ...