Ep 603 - GEY DOT COM (feat. Tim Butterly & Mike Rainey)

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What humorous anecdotes do the hosts share about their experiences?

Wow, wow, Wes. Welcome to the motherfucking podcast. Yeah, thank you. Sean, did you get that? I had a nice moment. I had old Nate with me this weekend and we were in, it was either Pittsburgh or Cleveland, but like when you come out at the little theater, You can see the people on the sides are already seated. So I always scope the stage and people will see you. And this one guy from the balcony went... From backstage, which I was like, that's nice. Nice moment of connection. Pretty much ended the male loneliness epidemic. Two guys going... Two 40-year-old men... Yeah, you never see Chalamet doing that to anybody. Chalamet could probably toss one of these. I mean, it's such, it might be, if I have to go through every hand gesture you can possibly do to somebody, this might reign supreme.
Going... You think that's a threat or just like an acknowledgement? It's just like one party, bro, to another. It's a nod. I mean, it could be a threat. If you see a guy with his girlfriend, you go, then it'd be like, bro, I'm on a date. What the fuck, man? I don't know what the guy was doing. He's out of hand. As soon as your girlfriend or wife turns around, you go back and go... Well, God damn it, dude. Mike Rainey, Tim Butterly. Thank you guys for coming. Good to be back, man. I love talking pussy gestures with you guys. Pussy gestures is amazing. I called Rainey recently just to talk shop because I'm going to come to your dad meet in, I think, two weeks when I get back from spring break. Spring break forever.
I'm going to go visit family. And now I'm talking to Rainey. And I was telling Rainey, I was telling him, oh, nicotine tablets, that's not bad. That's too much. They flip you, yeah, it takes a while. Whatever, like, sensitive stuff you need. No, no, I'm telling you. I tried. Those, like, little villi or whatever in your esophagus all have to die so you can do nicotine tablets. I can't hang, man. They're rough. You might get kind of horny, too. My heart is pounding right now. Dude, I gave one to my brother at a wedding. He goes, dude, I got, like, bricked up. Okay. I don't feel like anything like that. And I'm watching cunnilingus. So I'm good. True. This is a true test. So we, uh, I was talking to rainy. I don't even know how we got on the subject.
I probably brought it up honestly, but I was talking about Tim about, um, just like going to Vegas. We're talking, how do we, how do we get on this subject about, uh, jacking in hotel rooms? probably was jacking in hotel rooms that's probably how we got onto this but i was i was telling him like dude like every last time i was in vegas it happens to me every time in vegas i don't like vegas i don't want to be there you know i just i don't like it i'm sorry i don't like the city but there is also a part of me and this is probably why i don't want to be there is like whenever i'm going to the airport i'll pass those like real seedy like shitty motels next to like a fucking porn shop in a strip club and i'm like just let me fucking beast down let
give me three months, dude. I'm just like cargo shorts, white feeder, flip-flops to just live in like a shitty motel in Vegas and grow tusks. Come back. Yeah. Every guy should have the leave in a Las Vegas treatment, at least for like a, like a summer camp. Yeah. I don't know. I passed him and I got to be honest. There's a part of me. I would never do it. But it's part of me being like, you'd love to just park it in there for a few months. Park it in there. Most health stay a pig. And I, what I was telling rainy is rainy. He's like, Oh yeah. Like, Oh, you're good. You're going to throw up. Throw up in the plant. It'll get you. Take, drink some darn water, drink some darn water. What the hell, dude? You're getting the hiccups.
That's step two to throwing up. I told you. I can't do oral nicotine. It's crazy. How do you live like this? You got to get used to it, man. You got to slowly put the... You want me to pat your back? The D. I was trying to think of a thing. I almost called it something else.

What are the thoughts on nicotine use and its effects?

I'm like, that wouldn't actually sound real.

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