Maximum Crime: A Bootleg Maximum Ride Audiobook Podcast
Activity Overview
Episode publication activity over the past year
Episodes
HAWK 21-25
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
PLEEEASE get this girly a prozac prescription!!! Intro Song ...
HAWK 15-20
02 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
happy new year! Intro Song ...
HAWK 11-14
20 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
hawk has a nice day :D (lying) Intro Song ...
HAWK 8-10
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
trouble's brewing... Intro Song ...
HAWK 6-7
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
meet the gang! Intro Song ...
HAWK Prologue - 5
09 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
starting off with a bang! or a crack, i guess Intro Song ...
FOREVER 92-Epilogue 3
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
and here we are at the end! Intro Song...
FOREVER 87-91
25 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
just like a cockroach Intro Song ...
FOREVER 83-86
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
...oh. ok alright. yikes! Intro Song ...
FOREVER 79-82
11 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
war time! Intro Song ...
FOREVER 74-78
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
things are starting to heat up...or cool down ig Intro Song ...
FOREVER 68-73
28 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
OOF.mp3 part 2 Intro Song ...
FOREVER 62-67
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
OOF.mp3 Intro Song ...
FOREVER 58-61
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
that's...also not how that works. Intro Song ...
FOREVER 54-57
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
that's uh...that's not how that works... Intro Song ...
FOREVER 49-53
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
maaan i missed iggy and gazzy chapters Intro Song ...
FOREVER 45-48
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
THE BEST MAXIMUM RIDE CHARACTER IS FINALLY HERE Intro Song ...
FOREVER 39-44
29 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
mine! mine! mine! Intro Song ...
FOREVER 33-38
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
a myriad of strange food Intro Song ...
FOREVER 28-32
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
casual eugenics. ya love (hate) to see it Intro Song ...
FOREVER 22-27
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
the gang breaks up...again... Intro Song ...
FOREVER 17-21
12 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
the sequel to fang's soft lips: max's chapped lips Intro Song ...
FOREVER 13-16
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
low blows man Intro Song Outro Song...
FOREVER 8-12
28 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
meemaw max absolutely pounding her finger on the tablet bc it wont work 😭 Intro Song ...
FOREVER 4-7
21 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
the only good thing about this whole "world ending" thing is that i dont have to do an australian accent Intro Song ...
FOREVER Prologue - 3
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
MAXIMUM RIDE SWEARING ERA!!!!!!! Intro Song Outro Song...
NEVERMORE 83-Epilogue 2
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
we're back baby!!! Intro Song ...
NEVERMORE 70-74
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
remember, you are not immune to cults. anyone can easily be sucked into one. (Dare to Doubt, for those seeking to escape a cult) Intro...
NEVERMORE 75-78
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
if i have to hear about "fang's soft lips" one more time im gonna lose it Intro Song...
NEVERMORE 79-82
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
idk guys i think maybe you should listen to the two people who have future sight. but thats just me Intro Song...
NEVERMORE 64-69
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
god ari just cant catch a break huh? Intro Song ...
NEVERMORE 58-63
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i mean. what IS the difference, jeb? Intro Song ...
NEVERMORE 54-57
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
geez fang take a HINT man Intro Song ...
NEVERMORE 50-53
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
oh man. i cant even make jokes about this one. Intro Song ...
NEVERMORE 46-49
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
boy fight boy fight boy fight Intro Song ...
NEVERMORE 42-45
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
what game do you guys think dylan was playing? i think he was playing call of duty Intro Song...
NEVERMORE 36-41
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
......how much spare wood did that woodshop class have?? Intro Song ...
NEVERMORE 32-35
17 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this is a bad time for them to keep mentioning the platform formerly known as Twitter Intro Song...
NEVERMORE 27-31
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
somehow...ari returned. Intro Song Outro Song...
NEVERMORE 21-26
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
By listening this podcast, you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated to Anish Kapoor, you are not listening to this podc...
NEVERMORE 15-20
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i cant believe fang pulled a han solo there (i absolutely can) Intro Song ...
NEVERMORE 9-14
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
like. why did they make her watch that? for what reason? Intro Song ...
NEVERMORE 4-8
05 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i love it when fang is fighting for his life and max is just. at school. Intro Song ...
NEVERMORE Prologue-3
29 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
amongus ඞ Intro Song Outro Song ...
75-Epilogue
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
wait hold on how was fang on the stage and also in the sewers? Intro Song Outro S...
ANGEL 69-74
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i cant believe this is still the book series about wacky birdkid experiments Intro Song ...
ANGEL 65-68
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i know it was angel's idea but like. WHO'S idea was it to allow a 7 year old to infiltrate a cult by herself????? Intro Song...
ANGEL 60-64
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I need them to leave france so bad i cant keep saying things in french Intro Song Outro Song...
ANGEL 54-59
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WHY DOES DYLAN KEEP SINGING. I CANT SING. GIRL HELPPP Intro Song Outro Song...
ANGEL 48-53
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i know they're 14 but wow max and fang are both driving me insane Intro Song Outro Song...
ANGEL 43-47
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
tell me you've never been to a convention without telling me you've never been to a convention Intro Song ...
ANGEL 39-42
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
auggghhh i need more stuff like the never have i ever part Intro Song Outro Song ...
ANGEL 34-38
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
total is only normal and not annoying when he has exposition to give Intro Song Outro Song ...
ANGEL 29-33
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
oh. yeah i forgot about the whole "brainwashing cult" thing. wild. Intro Song Outro Song Tum...
ANGEL 24-28
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube ...
ANGEL 18-23
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
NOOO I THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH ACCENTS!!!!!!!! Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio ...
ANGEL 11-17
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
well that was dramatic Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Google Drive...
ANGEL 5-10
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
hm. forgot about this whole thing. (ran out of time to record an outro, sorry lol will be back with that stuff next week) Intro Song ...
ANGEL 1-4
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i miss the doormat dylan from a week ago Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Google Drive Doctor Who
FANG Epilogues
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
so much happens in these last two chapters. god. Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Google Drive Emesis Blue | DoesThe...
FANG 77-85
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
watching doctor who while editing this was wild. that is NOT the right doctor Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Googl...
FANG 70-76
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i. i don't think you can just. teach a blind person to see through exposure therapy. Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Rid...
FANG 65-69
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i think this book is slowly giving me brain damage tbh Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Google Drive ULTRAKILL
FANG 60-64
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i think james patterson is retroactively adding stuff im not good at as i read these chapters as revenge Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek...
FANG 54-59
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this episode is (not actually) brought to you by rosetta stone Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Google Drive Niblets...
FANG 48-53
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
the one where max develops a gambling addiction in literal seconds Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Google Drive The...
FANG 43-47
20 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
this book is starting to give me a headache Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Google Drive Team Fortess 2 - Comics
FANG 37-42
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
i personally think dylan and fang should kiss Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Google Drive
FANG 32-36
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
PRESIDENTAL ALERT: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGGG Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Google Drive Audiomorphs The Haven
FANG 28-31
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
MAX WHY DID YOU GET A GROUP OF MINORS TATTOO GIFT CARDS? HOW DID YOU, ANOTHER MINOR, GET THE MONEY FOR TATTOO GIFT CARDS???? WHO GAVE THEM TO YOU?????...
FANG 23-27
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
dr. g is collecting kurta clan eyes now oh no Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Google Drive They Both Die At The End...
FANG 17-22
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
it was honestly so messed up of max to make iggy, the blind kid, go to an art museum. Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maxi...
FANG 13-16
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
sorry, im not doing a german accent. dr gh talks way too much Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Maximum Ride Google Drive Defunctl...
FANG 7-12
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
james patterson stop adding characters with accents challenge. i cant do accents sir. please. have mercy Intro Song Outro Song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio...
FANG 1-6
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
why does every book start like this? why can't we start with "the flock has a very good day and gets to relax and not fight people"? Intro Song Outro ...
MAX 75-Epilgoue
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
gonna try to bleach my brain about what total just said. ugh. Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Spree Movie
MAX 70-74
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
i always imagined the krelp looking like giant pickles for some reason Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Happy Hands
MAX 66-69
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
okay fine. that ghostbusters joke made me laugh Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Virals
MAX 60-65
04 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
oh my god they really, literally tortured dr m and just never brought that up again in later books huh? Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTu...
MAX 56-59
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
so like. when did max steal a SCHOOL BUS???? Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube The Promised Neverland
MAX 53-55
21 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You're welcome for not adding the klaxxons in Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube
MAX 49-52
13 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
they really need to stop adding new characters omg i only have so many voices Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube My Roommate is a Cat Ad...
MAX 44-48
06 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wow those sting are nothing to sniff at. Don't google man o war stings. Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Confinement on YouTube
MAX 40-43
29 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Nothing in this world grosses me out more than having to read Fax make-out scenes. Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Where the Stars Fe...
Max 35-39
17 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Max is such a monster not only for liking mint chocolate chip ice cream, but for having the audacity to mix it orange sherbet and call it good. Intro ...
MAX 30-34
08 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Oh, boy. I'm going to get tired of this BS joke real fast, aren't I? Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Love and monsters BigGayMarket I...
MAX 26-29
01 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
i looove it when people are mean to Max sldhgkdhg it's so funny Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Morph club BigGayMarket Insta
MAX 21-25
25 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Yo they really cannot let Ari die, huh? 😭 Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube SquidKidz on Etsy BigGayMarket Insta
MAX 17-20
18 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Max: Fang its so sad Nudge wants to cut off her wings :( Fang: okay cool lets kiss Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube MrCreepyPasta's St...
Max 11-16
11 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
My FAVORITE things is the flock making fun of Max for being bad at cooking adfhdfkhghl Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Come From Away...
MAX 7-10
05 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I'm sorry for the two seconds of Spanish in this book. I cannot speak Spanish 😭 Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Hearts...
MAX 4-6
27 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Gotta say that I'm really disliking the amount of Brigid in this book. Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Kotaro Lives Alone
MAX 1-3
20 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wow that line about the flock having their own movie aged like milk Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Archive 81
The Final Warning 70-Epilogue
13 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I'm sweating at how much all of Max's speech still applies to modern day things. Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Blue Period
The Final Warning 65-69
31 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Aaand I've been dreading this part all book Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube From
The Final Warning 60-64
24 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I've been waiting literally all book for this part oh my GOD Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube
The Final Warning 54-59
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
yo poor angel omfg. 1/3 of her limbs are broken omg Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube
The Final Warning 48-53
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
I absolutely live for the children writing into the fang's blog lol Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Marki's Etsy Marki's Art Tumblr
The Final Warning 43-47
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
ඞඞඞඞඞඞ Intro Outro song Tumblr Aviandalek Audio YouTube Countdown
The Final Warning 36-42
23 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Me in 2022 reading Max talk about global warming being a scare tactic while the world burns around me: 👁️👄👁️ Intro Outro song Tumblr Avia...