Messy Thoughts
Episodes
"Respect Your Elders? Absolutely Not" - Messy Thoughts 29
06 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
MESSY THOUGHTS 29. Welcome back to Messy Thoughts! This week, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, stan culture, internet chaos, and “hills we’re willing to die on...
"Y'all remember masks, protest, and 2020?" - Messy Thoughts 28
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
MESSY THOUGHTS 28. This week on Messy Thoughts, BJ and LeBron are taking a messy, funny, and surprisingly reflective trip back to 2020 — the year of...
"Coachella: Beauty & the BBC?!?!" - Messy Thoughts 27
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
MESSY THOUGHTS 27. BJ and LeBron are back after a little break, and they’ve got a lot to catch up on. The episode kicks off with some very Messy Tho...
"Live From Boise! Treefort Music Fest" - Messy Thoughts 26
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts goes live from Boise, Idaho at Treefort Music Festival for a hilarious, chaotic, and unexpectedly heartfelt night with BJ Burgess and L...
"Facebook Dating is a MESS" - Messy Thoughts 25
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
MESSY THOUGHTS 25. BJ and LeBron are back with another wildly chaotic episode of Messy Thoughts, and this one truly goes everywhere. From allergy stru...
"Let's Get Sickening" Feat. Laganja Estranja - Messy Thoughts 24
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
MESSY THOUGHTS 24. This week on Messy Thoughts, BJ and LeBron kick things off with a little life catch-up, some SXSW chaos, Sips & Sounds discours...
"Fast & Messy: The Wigatry" - Messy Thoughts 23
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts – Episode 23 This week on Messy Thoughts, BJ and LeBron are back with another chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly deep conversation ...
"JK But Messy" Feat. Jake & Kendrick - Messy Thoughts 22
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week on Messy Thoughts, we’re bringing you a chaotic, hilarious, and heartfelt Austin–San Antonio podcast crossover with the hosts of the JK ...
"The Slurry Episode!" - Messy Thoughts 21
25 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
MESSY THOUGHTS EPISODE 21. “I could’ve been rich and stupid… I would’ve been good at it.” 💅🏾 Episode 21 kicks off with BJ and LeBron t...
"Two Williams, One Bad Bunny Bowl" - Messy Thoughts 20
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
MESSY THOUGHTS – Episode 20: Bad Bunny Backlash, Serena Supremacy & Wendy Williams Chaos The girls are OUTSIDE this week — brunches, drag show...
“Fetishes at the Cookout" - Messy Thoughts 19
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 19. This week on Messy Thoughts, we are ALL over the place… in the best way possible.BJ kicks things off with a truly cursed ...
“From the Locker Room to the Dance Floor" - Messy Thoughts 18
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 18. Season 2 of Messy Thoughts kicks off exactly how it should: loud, unfiltered, wildly funny, and just a little bit education...
A Messy Thoughts Christmas Special Feat. Celia Light
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the most wonderful (and chaotic) time of the year on Messy Thoughts! BJ and LeBron kick off the Christmas special exactly how you’d expect—...
“Wig Names and DL Men in Review" - Messy Thoughts 16
19 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 16. We close out Season 1 with one of the funniest and most chaotic episodes yet. BJ and LeBron open the finale by introducing ...
"A New Cut! A New Colour!" - Messy Thoughts Episode 15
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 15. The Messy boys are back—and this time, it’s a full house. BJ and LeBron are joined by the iconic Dillon for a chaotic, ...
"The Messy (Mean?!) Gays of ATX" - Messy Thoughts 14
05 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 14. BJ and LeBron are back from a short break with plenty of mess to unpack! 💅 BJ recaps his Miami trip for Dillion's bachel...
"Halloween Nostalgia, Candy & Cartoons" - Messy Thoughts 13
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 13. Sponsored by Vivent Health. BJ and LeBron bring all the chaotic nostalgia in this Halloween Special of Messy Thoughts—cos...
"BLACK?!" - Messy Thoughts 12
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 12. In this episode of Messy Thoughts, BJ and LeBron serve up a hilarious and heartfelt conversation that bounces from sports t...
"Upside Down Pineapple, But Queer" - Messy Thoughts 11
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 11. BJ and LeBron are back with another unfiltered conversation—this time joined by Keller—for a wild mix of stories and ho...
"Stop Bullying, Start Living" - Messy Thoughts 10
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 10. In this week’s episode of Messy Thoughts, BJ and LeBron show up in matching jerseys and immediately spiral into stories about Coachella ...
"Bucket Naked & Robbed Blind!" - Messy Thoughts 9
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 9. This week on Messy Thoughts, LeBron is away and BJ is joined by special guest and friend Dillion and producer Keller. Togeth...
"Not My Business, Baby" - Messy Thoughts 8
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 8. BJ and LeBron are back with another delightfully chaotic episode of Messy Thoughts. This week, the conversation travels far ...
"Diva Worship & Black Card Revoked" - Messy Thoughts 7
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 7. In this week’s chaotic and hilarious episode, the Messy Thoughts crew dive deep into diva worship, queer icons, and messy ...
"Treat Companies Like F-Boys" - Messy Thoughts 6
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Messy Thoughts Episode 6. This week on Messy Thoughts, LeBron and BJ dive headfirst into a messy mix of hot takes and hilarious stories. The episode k...
"Flown Out, Called Out, Sweated Out" - Messy Thoughts 5
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s episode of Messy Thoughts, BJ and LeBron are back with their signature mix of laughs, hot takes, and unfiltered stories. They unpack ...
"Labubu Unboxing & Biracial Superpower" - Messy Thoughts 4
13 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a scorcher in Austin, and BJ and LeBron are feeling the heat—literally. Between near heat strokes and sweaty tennis matches, they unbox a sur...
"Calories, Crumbl, and the Gen Z Stare" - Messy Thoughts 3
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
BJ and LeBron are back—this time at a table, giving full-on cable news drama and discussing everything from surviving Austin heat to surviving Gen Z...
"I Think I F*ed a Homeless Person" - Messy Thoughts 2
31 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
BJ and LeBron are back and extra messy this week! They kick things off with sore muscles and gym talk, then dive into nostalgia over Aaliyah and Left ...
"Sidewalk Showdowns & Twink Debates" - Messy Thoughts 1
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the hilarious and heartfelt debut of Messy Thoughts, BJ Burgess and LeBron Huggins catch up on summer plans, flights, Beyoncé concert fashion etiq...