Million Dollar Advice
Episodes
Life is a Pizza with Amy Poehler
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Kim and Kate are joined once again by Golden Globe-winning podcaster Amy Poehler for the final episode of season two!!! They discuss high...
The Ultimate Penultimate
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's the penultimate episode of season 2, and it’s WILD. Kim and Kate kick things off by talking about the rules of making wishes. Then, they talk t...
Sleep with Other People’s Coworkers
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Kim comes straight from therapy, and Kim and Kate discuss their different approaches to anger and how to use it productively. First, they t...
Earplugs at the Movies
01 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Kim and Kate unpack Kim’s hatred of concerts and debate whether or not Kim is Kate’s least fun friend. They answer a question from an e...
Exhausted by Donuts
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's Kim's birthday and she's coming to the realization that she might be a "birthday girl." Kim and Kate reminisce on all of Kim's life events that K...
Doing Things Right and On Time with Morgan Sackett
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Kim and Kate are joined by comedy producer extraordinaire Morgan Sackett (THE GOOD PLACE, VEEP, WINE COUNTRY, A MAN ON THE INSIDE). First, ...
Bravo is the Great Equalizer
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today Kim and Kate are feeling hungover because they stayed up an extra hour to watch Real Housewives. Despite the lack of sleep, they still manage to...
Deflect, Deflate, Da F*ck?
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kim and Kate kick the episode off debating whether or not they’ve been influenced to purchase things on social media… and what gadgets are worthwh...
High on B-12
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kate got a B-12 shot immediately before recording this week’s episode, and she’s feeling amazing. First, Kim and Kate talk to a caller who has jus...
I Didn’t Sign Sh*t, Bitch!
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Kim and Kate discuss cults and multi-level marketing schemes, and whether or not they would fall prey to them. Their first question is an e...
The Price of Being Young in the Workplace with Eilise Patton
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Kim and Kate are thrilled to have the hilarious Eilise Patton joining them. They advise a woman hoping to transition a work friendship into...
It’s Giving Purple Lady
23 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim has big news: she’s gotten a new pair of sunglasses and a whole new personality. Kate isn’t sure what to make of this new Kim. They...
Reach for the Tums
16 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Kim and Kate discuss their feeling about milk and Tums. They talk to a caller who was passed over for a promotion and thinks it might h...
Smelly Coworkers
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kim and Kate are recording in the afternoon!! They’re at a 10, despite Kate having had a very unlucky day. First, they talk to a caller who thinks i...
Process and Delete
02 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kim and Kate discuss whether or not they should try to go viral. They help an emailer who was let go from her job, but is still harboring resentment a...
Done Beats Perfect with Dana Schwartz
25 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate have their first guest of the season, the wonderful and talented Dana Schwartz! They first advise a caller who is terrified o...
Butts and Bros
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kim announces that she is pregnant (again)! Kim and Kate talk to a caller who has gone from remote work to in-person work, and is very, very bored. Th...
Episode 3: Here For a Long Time, Not a Good Time
11 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kim and Kate are feeling EXHAUSTED, and in this episode, they discuss who is and isn’t allowed to be tired. They help out a caller who is dealing wi...
Episode 2: Dye ‘Til You Die
04 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kim and Kate kick the episode off discussing what to do about former coworkers you’ve had issues with. Then, they talk to a caller who is ready to q...
Episode 1: Season Two, Baby!
28 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Kim and Kate are back for season two and ready to change more lives! They catch up on what’s been happening since they’ve been apart for some time...
Live from SXSW!
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We have a special episode for you! This week Kim and Kate hit the road for their first ever live event at SXSW EDU! They answer all kinds of questions...
Amy Poehler in the Hot Seat
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this week’s season finale Kim and Kate are joined by Amy Poeher and they ask her some hard hitting gotcha questions and also order lunch. Then, t...
Defying Gravity
19 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate have colds but that doesn’t stop Kim from absolutely Defying Gravity with her incredible voice. Then, Kim and Kate answer two...
I Gave My Whole Self to Weird Girl With D’Arcy Carden
12 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate are joined by D’Arcy Carden (The Good Place, League of their Own). Things get freaky when everyone nearly asphyxiates but onc...
Lady in the Sheet and a Freak in the Bed
05 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate discuss if men and women can be friends. It gets heated and scary. Then, they take a question from a caller who is getting snar...
Grey Rock
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim has yet another nervous breakdown about her worth. Kate helps her back on to solid ground and they take a caller from a wedding planner ...
Grateful for Bed
21 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate discuss their gratitude practice, including the thing they’re most grateful for: bed. They help a caller who is sick of how d...
Late Onset Pick Me Syndrome
14 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate discuss whether or not Kim is a pick-me. Spoiler alert, SHE IS! Then, they help an emailer who is dealing with a low stakes off...
Sleeping with a Single Airpod
07 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate suffer from crippling brain fog. But after a few jumping jacks, the ladies are back up and running. They answer a question from...
Chobani, Please Sponsor Us
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate are high on coffee and chobani creamer (please sponsor us). They discuss office microtrends. What is in, and what is out! Then,...
Water Aerobics with Amy Poehler
24 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate are joined by the incredible Amy Poehler. They reveal their favorite movies and what it was like to brave a large building. The...
Sick, Sick Green Lady
17 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim is sick and recording from home. More worrying though, is that Kim is on the verge of becoming a green lady. Kate helps Kim course corre...
Coworkers Leave Colorado Man Behind on Mountain Summit during Office Retreat
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate record later than usual and it’s chaos. They answer a question about a coworker who constantly interrupts all the while Kim c...
Calm Kim
03 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today Kim has done acupuncture and is in a state of total bliss. Naturally, this throws off the entire dynamic and Kate is terrified. They right the s...
The Spice Girls of Advice with Lisa Gilroy
26 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate are joined by the hilarious and perfect Lisa Gilroy. Together, they help a caller who is dealing with high tension that she can...
Write Yourself a Thank You Note
19 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate debate whether they’re overstimulated or just old. Then, they help a voicemail caller who is caught in the middle of a juicy ...
CC’d to Death
12 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate discuss Bala Bangles, Yiddish and fitness routines. Then, they help a caller who is being bullied on LinkedIn by a former co-wo...
Employee of the Month
05 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate are separated by 3,000 miles and it’s bringing up some long unaddressed issues between them. After working things out, Kim an...
Black Cat, Golden Retriever
29 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate help a dad-to-be and golden retriever as he navigates his long term writing partnership with a black cat. Then, Kim and Kate ad...
But, Beyoncé! with Zainab Johnson
22 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate are joined by comedian, actress, and writer Zainab Johnson (@zainabjohnson). They help a caller whose difficult boss won’t ta...
Tell Them to Wipe Their Own Ass
15 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kate and Kim share the joy and trauma of popcorn and spray tans. Then, they help a caller who is lost in a cycle of career hopping and burno...
I Raise You a Bitmoji
08 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate hit you with answers to three, yes, THREE questions. First, Kim and Kate help a listener deal with the bizarre emoticon culture...
Piss Wall
01 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate give some unsolicited advice to a neighbor with a really bad sign. Then, they help an aspiring actor who isn’t sure she wants...
Gossip Hangovers
25 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate discuss the difference between those who decorate their offices and those who don’t. Then, they delve into a question about w...
That Sounds like Lexapro’s Job
18 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate dig into whether or not it’s deranged to have your phone on vibrate. Then, a caller has trouble adjusting to new work environ...
Am I in a Cult?
11 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate dig into the importance of vacation. They advise a caller suffering from millennial boss syndrome and worried things are a litt...
Sharty Party in the Tesla with Casey Brown
27 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week actor, comedian and writer Casey Brown FKA @shartyparty69 joins Kim and Kate to answer not one, not two, but three audience questions. They ...
Could be the Moon
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kate is in a bad mood! It could be the fact that she is a Cancer, but no one can say for sure. Kim cheers Kate up and then they take a call ...
Tricep OnlyFans
13 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate cover everything from online shopping to inherited trauma. Something for everyone! Then, Kate’s very good friend calls in wit...
Old Ass
06 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Kim finds out she’s rude and is rocked to her core. Then, Kim and Kate help an international caller tackle imposter syndrome. Later...
Tarzan in the Jungle
30 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It’s a family affair this week! Kim and Kate get a call from Nouns’ little sister, Gracie who has a question about how to start career hunting whe...
Amy Poehler Orders Lunch
23 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Amy Poehler returns! After a wild ride ordering lunch, Kim, Kate and Amy help a caller understand the difference between a teachable moment ...
Can’t Throw a Ball Without Hitting a Mother
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate have a number of heated debates. They dig into the age old question of TO TELL OR NOT TELL. Then, despite Kate admitting she ha...
Little Sister Energy
09 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kate is annoyed by Kim. But Kim really doesn’t seem to mind. They coach a caller who in a shocking twist of expectations DOESN’T want to...
Psycho for the first 35 with Tika Sumpter
02 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate are joined by the beautiful, incomparable Tika Sumpter. Kim and Kate confess their love for her and then they dig into a caller...
New Teeth Money
25 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kim is back from maternity leave and has returned a changed woman thanks to attending a motivational coaching webinar hosted by… well, you’re just...
Doctor’s Orders
18 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim records from her closet and throws a wrench in the whole dynamic. They discuss the pitfalls of comparing yourself to someone you work wi...
Pooping at Work with Mitra Jouhari
11 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate are joined by comedian, writer, and friend to hundreds Mitra Jourhari (@mitrajouhari). Kate accidentally steals someone's crois...
One Year, No Fear
04 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This week Kim and Kate take a walk down memory lane when Kate discovers an old love note from Kim. Then, one of Kim’s friends/former coworkers calls...
Meditations on Gen-Z with Amy Poehler
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode Kim and Kate are joined by their incredible boss and mentor Amy Poehler. Amy drops some knowledge on a live caller about how to navigate ...
One Pint, Two Spoons, Babe.
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hosts, friends, and longtime esteemed colleagues, Kim and Kate discuss their work lives at Amy Poehler’s Paper Kite Productions and reveal the reaso...
Introducing Million Dollar Advice
22 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Million Dollar Advice is a work and career advice podcast hosted by friends and colleagues Kim Lessing and Kate Arend. Together Kim and Kate run Amy P...