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Tale As Old As Time

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss this year’s Met Gala, UK culture and the new series of Black Mirror.This episode contains very strong language...

Listen Bitch! Abuse Your Bot

05 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about AI.Next week, we want to hear your questions about DANCING. Please send us a voice note on W...

Lorde Have Mercy

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss the upcoming Conclave, the return of Lorde and the cost of childcare.This episode contains very strong language,...

Listen Bitch! Taurus SZN

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about birthdays.Next week, we want to hear your questions about AI (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE). Plea...

Don’t Drink the Kool-Aid

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss driving tests, life-pivoting and they hear from a surprise guest!This episode contains very strong language and ...

Listen Bitch! Dreams

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about dreams.Next week, we want to hear your questions about Birthdays. Please send us a voice not...

Turn It Off

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss racism, Katy Perry in space, and the new comedy show Last One Laughing UK.This episode contains very strong lang...

Listen Bitch! Joe Le Tax

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about tax.Next week, we want to hear your questions about DREAMS. Please send us a voice note on W...

A Tariffic Time

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss Trump’s tariffs, the new Beatles biopic and the cult of sunbeds.This episode contains very strong language and...

Listen Bitch! Easy Come Easy Grow

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about gardening.Next week, we want to hear your questions about TAX. Please send us a voice note o...

A Damsel In Distress

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss the new Snow White remake, the golden era of Topshop, and the changing face of the Great British high street.Thi...

Listen Bitch! And That’s On Period

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about menstruation.This episode contains very strong language, adult themes, and discussions about...

Drop and Fluff

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss new show Adolescence, kids and skincare, and share their thoughts on ageing.This episode contains very strong la...

Listen Bitch! I'm The Problem

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about gentrification.Next week, we want to hear your questions about MENSTRUATION. Please send us ...

Five Stars of Disagreement

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss their Live shows, the Glastonbury line-up and feminism.This episode contains very strong language and adult them...

Listen Bitch! Hold The Phone

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about phone etiquette.Next week, we want to hear your questions about GENTRIFICATION. Please send ...

Say Thank You to Daddy

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss The Oscars, starting a commune and the Trump-Zelensky meet.This episode contains very strong language and adult ...

Listen Bitch! Back on Track

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about public transport.Next week, we want to hear your questions about PHONE ETIQUETTE. Please sen...

An Armie and a Leg

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss Andrew Tate & the manosphere, Armie Hammer on Louis Theroux and what makes a good salad.This episode contain...

Listen Bitch! Kiss In Point

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about kissing.Next week, we want to hear your questions about PUBLIC TRANSPORT. Please send us a v...

Fred AI-gain

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss the BAFTAs, the decline of Hollywood and a viral dance track that sounds a bit like Lily.This episode contains v...

Listen Bitch! Caress The Pain

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about things to do before you die.Next week, we want to hear your questions about KISSING. Please ...

I’m Just Gonna Ask Questions

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss the creativity behind writing musicals, the Super Bowl halftime show, and the chaos of natural disasters.This ep...

Listen Bitch! Get Over It

10 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens answer your questions about flatmates.Next week, we want to hear your questions about THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE. ...

Let’s Talk About Sex... with Jordan Stephens

06 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens discuss Bonnie Blue, Lily Phillips and the idea of queuing for sex.This episode contains very strong language, adul...

Listen Bitch! Kill Your Darlings

03 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Miquita Oliver and Simon Amstell answer your questions about spirituality.Next week, we want to hear your questions about FLATMATES. Please send us a ...

A Popworld Baby… with Simon Amstell

30 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Miquita Oliver and Simon Amstell discuss Popworld, friendship and sperm donations.This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credi...

Listen Bitch! Do You Even Rate Me?!

27 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens answer your questions about cheating.Next week, we want to hear your questions about SPIRITUALITY. Please send us a...

Neo-Indie Sleaze... with Jordan Stephens

23 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens discuss partying in the 2010s, attraction and having a ‘type’.This episode contains very strong language and ad...

Listen Bitch! Papa Don’t Preach

20 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Miquita Oliver and Mabel answer your questions about fathers.Next week, we want to hear your questions about CHEATING. Please send us a voice note on ...

Love and Mawwiage… with Mabel

16 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Miquita Oliver and Mabel discuss marriage, Africa and the music industry.This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. If you have been...

Listen Bitch! A Dedication To The Disrespect

13 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about respect.Next week, we want to hear your questions about FATHERS. Please send us a voice note...

The Reverse Cougar

09 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss Demi Moore, age-gap relationships and Elon Musk’s latest interest in UK politics. This episode contains very s...

Listen Bitch! My Loneliness Is Killing Me

06 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about loneliness.Next week, we want to hear your questions about RESPECT. Please send us a voice n...

Oh My 2025!

02 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss their worst New Year’s Eve’s and their resolutions for 2025.This episode contains very strong language and a...

Listen Bitchmas!

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about Christmas.Next week, we want to hear your questions about LONELINESS. Please send us a voice...

The Gooch of Christmas Past

19 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss decorations, Christmas parties and the best karaoke songs.This episode contains very strong language and adult t...

Listen Bitch! You Can’t Just Fix Me!

16 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about therapy.Next week, we want to hear your questions about LONELINESS. Please send us a voice n...

And… We’re Live!

12 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss Miquita’s surgery, the pressures of performing live, and singer M.I.A.This episode contains very strong langua...

Listen Bitch! The Fear

09 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Kiell Smith-Bynoe answer your questions about fear.Next week, we want to hear your questions about THERAPY. Please send us a voice note...

Wallace and Vomit

05 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Kiell Smith-Bynoe discuss Gregg Wallace, acting together and I’m A Celeb.This episode contains very strong language and adult themes....

Listen Bitch! The Parent Trap?

02 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Andi Oliver answer your questions about parenting.Next week, we want to hear your questions about FEAR. Please send us a voice note on ...

Put The Tweezers Away… with Andi Oliver

28 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Andi Oliver discuss grief, HRT and the changing scene of fine dining.This episode contains very strong language, adult themes and discu...

Listen Bitch! A Political Hot Potato

25 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about potatoes.Next week, we want to hear your questions about PARENTING. Please send us a voice n...

Netflix and Kill

21 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss Christmas no.1’s, Band Aid and boxing matches.This episode contains very strong language, adult themes and dis...

Listen Bitch! At Your Pleasure

18 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about pleasure.Next week, we want to hear your questions about POTATOES. Please send us a voice no...

MOTDQIA+

14 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss housing, great TV twists and who will replace Gary Lineker?This episode contains very strong language and adult ...

Listen Bitch! I Know What You’re Doing in There!

11 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about house parties.Next week, we want to hear your questions about Pleasure. Please send us a voi...

ChatS**tGPT

07 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily and Miquita discuss the U.S. election, Martha Stewart’s new Netflix documentary, the death of Quincy Jones, and the peculiar traditions of grad...

Listen Bitch! The Bin-ternet

04 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about the internet.Next week, we want to hear your questions about HOUSE PARTIES. Please send us a...

I Am God

31 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss school gate politics, Rivals and violence against women.This episode contains very strong language, adult themes...

Listen Bitch! YOUR MUM.

28 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about mothers.Next week, we want to hear your questions about THE INTERNET. Please send us a voice...

So Scandalous

24 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss Liam Payne, famous scandals and presidential candidates on podcasts.This episode contains very strong language a...

Listen Bitch! Total Recall?

21 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about memories.Next week, we want to hear your questions about MOTHERS. Please send us a voice not...

The Rom Con

17 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss robots, rom coms and whether men and women can be just friends.This episode contains very strong language and ad...

Listen Bitch! In The Right Balls Park

14 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about balls.Next week, we want to hear your questions about MEMORIES. Please send us a voice note ...

Forced De Bauche

10 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss colourism, the power of brands and smoking.This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credit...

Listen Bitch! A Yeast Injection

07 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about jealousy.Next week, we want to hear your questions about BALLS. Please send us a voice note ...

Pro-sea-dures

03 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss their new award, shadow-banning and Sabrina Carpenter.This episode contains very strong language and adult theme...

Listen Bitch! Stay In Your Lane

30 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about driving.Next week, we want to hear your questions about JEALOUSY. Please send us a voice not...

Emergent Service Worker

26 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss Chappell Roan’s take on fan culture, fibroids and class.This episode contains very strong language and adult t...

Listen Bitch! The Safety Dance

23 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about safety.Next week, we want to hear your questions about DRIVING. Please send us a voice note ...

Babies

19 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss having babies later in life, The Perfect Couple and lube.This episode contains very strong language, adult theme...

Listen Bitch! Interiority Complex

16 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about interiors.Next week, we want to hear your questions about SAFETY. Please send us a voice not...

The Beautiful and Scammed

12 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss the decline of bands, moon seeds and scamming.This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Cre...

Listen Bitch! The Mass Debate

09 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about wanking.Next week, we want to hear your questions about INTERIORS. Please send us a voice no...

Ticket-Selling Enthusiasts

05 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss family holiday drama, Oasis tickets and polyamory. This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. ...

Now That’s What I Call… Listen Bitch!

02 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Miquita Oliver takes a walk down memory lane, recapping the best bits of Listen Bitch so far. Next week, we want to hear your questions about WANKING....

The Queen of Myspace

29 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Miquita Oliver takes a walk down memory lane, recapping the best bits of the show so far. Plus some never heard before material from the pilot episode...

Listen Bitch! Rage Against The Washing Machine

26 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Steve Jones answer your questions about rage.Next week, we want to hear your questions about WANKING. Please send us a voice note on Wh...

Duck, Duck, Pigeon

22 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Steve Jones discuss past encounters, T4 and endometriosis.This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Details of help ...

Listen Bitch! School of Lyf

19 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about education.Next week, we want to hear your questions about RAGE. Please send us a voice note ...

Bear Necessities

15 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss camping, finger sucking and bad people that make great art.This episode contains very strong language and adult ...

Listen Bitch! Lil’ Did We Know

12 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David Harbour joins Miquita Oliver to answer your questions about Lily Allen.Next week, we want to hear your questions about EDUCATION. Please send us...

Stranger Things Have Happened... with David Harbour

08 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

David Harbour and Miquita Oliver discuss parenthood, the threat of AI and how they look after their mental health.This episode contains very strong la...

Listen Bitch! Bien sûr, l'intelligence

05 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about intelligence.Next week, we want to hear your questions about LILY ALLEN. Please send us a vo...

Le Sh*tshow

01 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss public embarrassment, the Olympics and violence against women.This episode contains very strong language, adult ...

Listen Bitch! Beggies Can’t Be Losers

29 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about beg friends. Have they ever had any famous beg friends? What have been their beggiest moment...

Mons Hubris

25 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss airport anxiety, tradwives and the anatomy of the vagina.This episode contains very strong language and adult th...

Listen Bitch! I Feel Pretty?

22 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about beauty. What do they think their most beautiful attributes are? Have they ever conformed to ...

Top Drawer

18 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss fit footballers, washing machine anxiety and accents.This episode contains very strong language and adult themes...

Listen Bitch! Flirting The Issue

15 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about flirting. What are their go to moves? Is it okay to flirt outside of a relationship? Do they...

Men Ah Pause

11 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss the new UK government, sex work and discovering self-pleasure. Credits: Producer: Jonathan O’Sullivan Technic...

Listen Bitch! A Wasted Opportunity

08 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about revenge. What are their best revenge stories? Do they believe that revenge is a dish best se...

La Dolce Feeta

04 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss the Euros, five-star feet and postnatal depression.Details of help and support if you’ve experienced postnatal...

Listen Bitch! One Foot in the Rave

01 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about raving. What were their first experiences of raving? Have they had any life-changing rave mo...

Test Brat Special

27 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss ‘stolen’ artefacts, their love of cricket, and Glastonbury festival.Details of help and support if you’ve ...

Listen Bitch! Summer Buzzin

24 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about endings. How do they know when it’s time to end something? Have they ever regretted the wa...

A Bridgerton Too Far

20 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss jellyfish trauma, the plight of festivals and watching sex scenes with parents.Credits: Producer: Flossie Barrat...

Listen Bitch! The Sex Stool

17 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about kink. What kinks do they have? Have they ever kink shamed anyone? What kinks have they been ...

Dead Sheep Strategy

13 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss sourcing vegan-friendly bean bags for Billie Eilish, the joy of a Charli XCX concert and the spiralling cost of ...

Listen BILLIE EILISH!

10 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Billie Eilish joins Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver for LISTEN BITCH to answer your questions about GHOSTS, ghosting and all things spooky.Next week, we...

All Trump, No Dump?

06 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss the power of online activism, Donald Trump, ancestry, and CruftsCredits: Producer: Flossie Barratt Technical Pro...

Listen Bitch! Un Petit Sabotage

03 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about Sabotage. Have they ever sabotaged themselves for fear of succeeding? Are there little sabot...

Unseasoned Bitch

30 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss political PR disasters over the years, what bay leaves really add to a dish, and their issues with authority. C...

Listen Bitch! Much A Poo About Nothing

27 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about poo. Do they have any traumatic poo experiences? Is it ok to poo around partners? Why is it ...

One Squid, Four Puddings and a Pinch of Sault

23 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss Lily performing with Olivia Rodrigo, the logistical trickiness of touring, having four puddings at dinner, rejec...

Listen Bitch! Bull Moon

20 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about astrology. Do they have the typical traits of their sign? Is it just a distraction? What ha...

Red (Carpet) Scare

16 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver discuss unrelatable love stories from old movies, red-carpet anxiety, being political when you have a platform and the d...

Listen Bitch! Proper Tea

13 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Lily Allen and Miquita Oliver answer your questions about property. Do they regret not living in university halls? What's the weirdest thing they've f...