Mom Said!

73: "Steak Too Juice"

29 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Please tell Allie in the comments below that it was worth her taking out a small loan to get her hair colored.... she NEEDS this. This week the siblin...

71: "Thanks Coby"

22 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Press like and subscribe for champagne. And by champagne we mean more awesome sibling content from these freaks. This week the siblings talk about bob...

"Bits to a Sucky Thing"

15 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

ALERT!! There is a girl orbiting the moon!! And a whole rocket ship of hot people. This week the siblings talk about space travel, skinny jeans, and G...

70: "Icarus but Down"

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

3…2…1…. BLASTOFF!! This week the siblings chat about project Hail Mary, collage art, and the deliciousness of debiled eggs.

68: "Bon Bon Candy Shop"

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We have an announcement to make! We are not and were never legally siblings..... PRANK!! Happy April Fools Day! We are siblings as deemed by the Ameri...

"Big Man, Big Dog"

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Okay this is now an extremely serious podcast. We are sincerely sorry for all the farting songs we are going to take this seriously from now on. Swear...

"Bunk Beds in Utah"

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Good news? Coby’s here! Bad news? We can’t stop talking about farts. This week the siblings recount tales of adventure with Coby in Lisbon, San Fr...

"The Crust of the Story"

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You’re welcome to the opera community for being the mouthpiece for how you’re feeling … so you can save your gorgeous voices. This week the sibl...

"We Need a Live Bongo"

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hold onto your butts! We can’t help but chat a tiny bit about farts in every episode… and this tiny it gets a little out of hand. Whatever! This w...

"I'm with Smart"

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Allie would like you to call her Porsche from now on…. PLEASE no one do it. This week the siblings return to their roots in STEM and talk about Gran...

"Toenail is Peninsula"

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Trigger warning for the queasy, there is an exorbitant amount of toenail talk on this week’s episode. But that’s not all! This week, the siblings ...

"See La Vous Plat"

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome back, galentines! This week, join the siblings as they talk about their plans for Valentine's Day. Sit in on Allie's annual review of if her b...

"I drowndeded"

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

"Riding the Crust"

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Little Dippahs and Big Dippahs gather round, we are talking planets, Gods and Jesus. But don't be scared... we do it in a COOL way (as usual). We also...

"One Big Boob"

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

HOLD ON TO YOUR DRINKS! Unlike the morning coffees, the siblings made it to the studio to discuss Diet Cokes for boys, angry car screams and IKYKY. Bu...

"Typical Pickle Snack"

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Is it dangerous to eat a jar of pickles every day? Is it dangerous to go-kart after your once a year legree class? Is it dangerous to try and podcast ...

"Niney-Niney-Nine"

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Happy new year, freaks! We are back at it with the TOM-FOOLERY. This week the siblings giggle about Hockey (heated rivalry ofc), hauntings and shoes o...

"The Digital Huff"

31 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Another year another round of resolutions— like last year we start telling each other what we should each fix… a time honored tradition that yield...

"Merry MikeMas" ft. Mike Liebenson

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA MIKE  Join us for a Christmas romp with our new brother Mike.  Tune in for carols, cheer, and Allie’s proposal to Mike tha...

"Tinkle During Turbulence"

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pa rum pum pum pum Rum pum pum pum Rum pum pum pum …If you catch out drift. This week the siblings chat religion, hip hip hoorays and sexy carols.

"Grinch Fart Dust"

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ladies and gentlemen…. This is the moment you have all been waiting for! Millions of people have asked for this special guest. Today, we deliver our...

"Floppy Creative Director"

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kicking off the Christmas season by asking Santa for funding for our indie film, of course! Join the siblings this week as they talk about the sunglas...

"Not Sexually, But Christmasly" Feat. Izzy McCalla

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gobble gobble … I know what y’all are thankful for! It’s the episode of mom said with non other than Izzy McCalla. Actor, singer, dancer-first, ...

"Wegal Weasons" Feat. GEORGIA BRIDGERS

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Georgia Bridgers (dey/dem) is gracing us on the pod this week. Get ready to fall head over heels her and she regales stories of funeral fits, her fabu...

"The Right Idea" Feat. JACOB JEFFRIES

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

NEW sibling alert! This is not a drill. Not since Angela has a sibling even this cool! This week on the ep Jacob Jeffries and the sibs talk new album,...

"Cuddle Wuddle"

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s fall and it’s time to cuddle wuddle up and listen to your favorite pod…. And when you’re done with Smartless pop over here for the 47th e...

"Scary Nail Clipper Guy"

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I hope your bones are rattlin cause it’s hallow-freakin-ween! This week we talk about out favorite Halloween candies and the scariest things of all;...

"Bath Time Rejection"

22 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Up to no good as usual. Tune in this week to hear the siblings talk about life, love and pursuit of happiness…. Or just make fart sounds… 

"Little Kid Lungs"

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gather round and boom diddy boom boom with us… this week the sibs talk about Gen X jargon, Amy Pohler’s TikTok presence, parking lot stargazing! ...

"Drummer, Employed"

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we announce the definitive top 5 hottest jobs a man can have … and they may surprise you. So tune in as the siblings discuss career advice...

"The Cringe Ripple"

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Reporting to you live from Birthday city USA. LIBRAS TO THE FRONT! This week the siblings talk about gifts, cake, and a one night stand with Lin Manue...

"Father Time Takes the E Line"

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You get a friendship bracelet, you get a friendship bracelet … we all have idoit bracelets!! This week on the pod the sibs talk personal finance, pi...

"Horizon-tal"

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get a load of these guys… they keep breaking into song !! If that doesn’t give you hives, tune into this week’s tomfoolery about the Allie’s n...

"Humping the Support Leg"

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We obviously love you for listening… especially when we are the way we are. And this week is no different. Tune in for a way too long chat about mag...

"One Man Dad Club"

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Our formal apology for accidentally being serious for a second on this one. Don’t fret, it ends with Gabe and Grant ironing out the details of a due...

"Gummy Cluster Currency Pt. 2"

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gather round the campfire for part 2 of the world’s silliest episode of the world’s silliest podcast. This week on the pod Allie reveals her perfe...

"Gummy Cluster Currency Pt. 1"

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The dumbest siblings you know are back with more tom foolery in pt 1 of this special 2 part series. This ep the siblings tell tales of adventure at th...

"5 Pound Bug" Ft. Angela Giarratana

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Don’t freak out but it’s ANGELA GIARRATANA DAY!! Join the siblings and Angela as we figure out if she has the wiring, talk about the importance of...

"Electricity Meatball"

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There are two types of hangovers, but on this podcast? We would never make you choose between them. This week a manic Allie and a half asleep grant bo...

"Butthole Table"

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We will never make you sign an NDA… if anything you must sign a DA! Disclose everything we say to everyone you know. This week the siblings talk abo...

"Lobotomy or Therapy?"

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Take your shoes off before entering into this pod… seriously you guys it’s rude to keep them on! This week on the pod the siblings talk about lobo...

"Gummy Frog Fan Club"

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sit back, relax and crack open a bag of gummy sharks. The siblings are this week really show how fine the line between comedy and tragedy…. between ...

"Beacon for Baddies"

09 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

I hope everyone thinks Grant’s impression of a dog sniffing in your ear is as funny as we do…. We could all use a good giggle, no? This week the s...

"Burger Bud!"

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As promised, Allie comes with a better attitude this week. Perhaps my sheer willpower, perhaps by…. Magics rocks? This week the siblings talk crysta...

"Giant Grant Firework"

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You guys Allie PROMISED she would have a better vibe next week! In the meantime, get into this; national treasure, vet visits, and some unsavory firew...

"405 Egg Crack"

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Careful on the road! Allie is playing bootleg Mario Kart on the 405 and the eggs shells are flying. This week the siblings talk about avant garde snac...

"Tini Time!"

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gather round boys and girls to see the last two fools who haven’t heard of Labubu!!! You didn’t think they existed but here they are!! This week t...

"Eat Dinner for Popcorn"

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

AHOY MATIES !! Allie is getting ready to sail the open seas and Gabe is… annoyed with her! (Unrelated). This week, join the siblings as they talk ba...

"R.I.P Penny"

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

All rise Stanley Tucci fans! As soon as we get ahold of him, we are implementing a new Stanley Tucci approval system … in an effort to stop some of ...

"West Hollywood Squirrel"

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s disturbing to think about how many hotdogs are consumed in the US on a yearly basis. But if we don’t talk about it WHO will? Join the sibling...

"Well Manicured Boy Toe"

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who let the dogs out? Please join the three idiots as we discuss two new additions to the family, theater kids, and a silly gift for mom.

"Jack Black Fan Club"

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

My king! My king! Welcome to another episode of the three idoits yapping about nothing. Grab a drink. Stay a while.

"Micro Jelly Stung"

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We are back in the spooky basement! This episode is full of nonsense about sea creatures, church, boys, and convertibles. Join us on this week's stupi...

"Chicken Jockey!"

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Be afraid…VERY afraid. This week the siblings are coming to you from a most definitely haunted basement. This week the siblings talk about the optim...

"Longy DaDa"

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's the desert episode! This week the siblings discuss Danny DeVito, girls with cash, and the lifespan of a chill guy.

"Grant Does All The Work"

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Are we really an idiot group for idoits? Does head skin feel weird? Do we really need dresses with pockets? Please forgive us as we venture into this ...

"Getting The Crazy Out"

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you, listener, think that this hour of crazy is enough to get “all of Allie’s crazy out” you are as dumb as Grant. Join us this week, as the ...

"Pigeons Eating Cheese Puffs"

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hallelujah, we will remember this day forever! The siblings sit down and accidentally dream themselves into the plot of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatba...

"Rice Crispy Treep"

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Flip your feet --it’s time to celebrate St. Patrick's Day! The siblings discuss St. Patrick himself, their favorite sauces, and they get a little to...

"Save Us Jeremy"

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Listen, what would YOU ask Siri if you knew she had to answer honestly? In this episode the siblings talk about wanting answers to extraterrestrial be...

"Magic Green Beetle"

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever wondered why Allie seems so special? Find out in this episode what kind of magic she is wielding. In this one, the siblings discuss meal...

"Fatberg Investigation Team"

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s in your best interest to not be eating scrambled eggs while listening to this episode. Please try not to gag and the brothers explain what a fa...

"Scooter Brigade"

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Perhaps synchronized scootering acts on your parents basement tiles is an original experience. Perhaps it’s not. Who’s to say…. This week the si...

"Optimal Baggy"

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Goldilocks of pants-bagginess; Grant Gibbs, explains how to show you're cool with your pant legs. Not too tight, not too loose, JUST right. This w...

"Typewriter Dynasty"

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s episode 8 and we are already sing-battling our real feelings. That happened fast… Join the siblings this week as they talk about what Allie a...

"In the Sixes"

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did TikTok’s couple hour ban give you a fright? Need to diversify your media consumption? We are here to help! (Every Wednesday forever) Tune in thi...

"Claymation Vibes"

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This one is dedicated to all the sophomore boys that saw both of Allie's boobs in high school! We salute you. In this episode, the siblings also talk ...

"Noopy Now"

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

New segment alert! Tune in to this episode and every single one hereafter to hear Allie’s weekly ranking of her brothers. Spoiler: this week Gabe do...

"Everything's a Hyperlink"

01 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There is proper etiquette when bullying someone online and some of you fools are not following! Have no fear, in this episode the siblings ring in the...

"Kill the Grinch"

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ho ho ho, guys and gals! It’s the 1st annual Mom Said! Christmas episode! Curl up by the fireside in your unwashed pajamas and listen to the sibling...

"Mewing Your Whole Body"

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Let’s all gang up on Gabe as he—most certainly, still—thinks that chickens have little fingers at the ends of their wings. In this episode, the ...

"Elon Musk is Elphaba"

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

We need your help to reverse the curse!! Please, whatever you do, DO NOT hold space for the stank idea gabe spoke into the ether. On this episode the ...

Welcome to Mom Said!

01 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Feel free to take sides as adult siblings fail to hang out without arguing. Comedian/Musician Gabe Gibbs and his sister Allie discuss nothing of impor...