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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
hey weirdos i'm bigfoot and i'm mothman duh i actually can't believe you like macked on my man like that yeah it's crazy he belongs to everybody i feel News to me. News to me, Mothman. My costume didn't come in time. So pretend I'm Bigfoot. Yeah. I cricketed that. She made this for me. Mothman woman.
Mothwoman. Mothmama.
Mothmama. I love it. I also just like that you're wearing like Nancy from the Croft sunglasses. Yeah. I respect it. I'm excited for these. I was going to say, would you just wear those anyway? Yeah. Oh, and this is morbid.
Bye.
Yep. And it's Listener Tales, in case you didn't know why you were here.
It is brought to you by you, for you, from you, and all about you. All about you.
And this Listener Tale is camping themed. Which is why we are creatures of the forest. Camping is something I am unfamiliar with. And something I would never like to be familiar with again. You've camped before?
Like in a tent?
When I was younger. In a tent? Yeah.
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Chapter 2: What camping experiences do the hosts share?
It was like a vehicle that you park in the woods and you sleep in. Like a nice one. And I got sleep paralysis there and I thought of the Blair Witch a lot. Valid. It was scary.
I think that's so fair. Thank you. And if you're going to get sleep paralysis anywhere, it's going to be camping. Yeah. Or camping. I don't want to do it again. I won't be doing it again.
Oh, I don't like it.
I will not be doing it again.
I don't belong sleeping outside. I don't like the woods. We just went into the woods and I stepped in poison ivy and now I'm really paranoid about it.
I mean, I love the woods. I like looking at the woods. And I like like a nice walk through the woods.
yeah and i loved you know i like hanging in the woods sometimes i don't what do you mean but i feel like it's it's whimsical it's vibey i haven't hung out in the woods since i was like a drunk teenager and like there you remember woods parties and yeah so that was the thing i actually referenced woods parties um during one of my live show segments oh there you go yeah that's funny oh woods parties were the best they were fun what i would give the woods
Yeah, that's fair. That's a good thing in the woods, but I'm not sleeping out there. Somebody would inevitably always say, the cops are coming! And everyone would run into the actual woods out of the clearing. Every time someone would yell cops. And the cops were never coming. They were never coming. Except the cops did come one time. They did come one time.
That one time they did come, but that wasn't my business.
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Chapter 3: What warning signs should campers be aware of?
We got back to the camp kind of late that night, and Chago was pretty buzzed. This night was not so relaxing. With him being in a booze-induced bear-like hibernation, I felt alone and kind of scared. Aww. I don't blame you. Sarah. The forest was too quiet. Every little snap of a twig had my heart jumping. My dog either picked up on my anxiety or just felt the vibe.
It was whisper, whisper, borking at every noise. I know. I love when they do that. I know exactly that whisper. Sometimes Dolo does it in her sleep. Yep. Something wasn't right. Not even the crickets were chirping like they were the night before. Dead silent. Now, I have a completely irrational fear of Bigfoot murdering me in my sleep. Scream. Scream. He said, you should scream.
Yeah, yell, Sarah. That will make Bigfoot go away. Listen, we're misunderstood. But I feel like a scream would make you be like, oh.
Yeah, I'd go away. I don't want to hear it. But like, I'm not going to murder you.
Well, that's the thing. You hear a scream. You're like, oh, that was not my intention.
Sorry.
I didn't mean to upset you. It kind of bums me out. Yeah, of course.
I've always felt that way about Bigfoot.
I'm not trying to bother anyone. Yeah. Bigfeet. They just want to buy Bigfoot feet? Yeah, Bigfoot feet. I have a completely irrational fear of Bigfoot murdering me in my sleep while camping, and this forest was very squatchy, as the guys on the show Bigfoot Hunters like to say. I actually love that. How dare they hunt me? How dare they?
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Chapter 4: What happens when the campers encounter a strange man?
You always have to. When you're walking or when you're alone in the car. Yeah, driving in the rain. Yes.
Looking out the window.
You are the main character.
And your mom's Ford Taurus in the backseat. And here's the thing. Always do that.
Forever.
It's called whimsical.
Be the main character of your own life, okay?
Whimsy up your life. And don't feel bad about it. Romanticize that shit.
Yeah, romanticize.
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Chapter 5: What happens when the phones fail in the woods?
What? We had them turned off somewhere in our bags, and when Allie went to take a picture of the spring, her phone wasn't turning on. So naturally, Isaac and I also tried to turn on our phones, but none of them would turn on. I hate that. A little bit creepy, but maybe we could have the cold drained the battery or something. I don't think that happens.
Chapter 6: How did they get lost while camping?
That evening, we tried to find a place to set up a tent, but the trees grew so close to each other that it was impossible to find a large enough area to pitch a tent. We hadn't walked that far from the spring, so we figured turning 180 degrees and walking back would be easy. After two hours, when we still hadn't found our way back, I started to get freaked out.
Isaac and Allie started building a semi-functional shelter from the wind, and I went to try to figure out which way was the way back to the parking lot. I had to figure out which way was east. Oh, fuck that. How I would do that, I had no idea, since the sun had just set and you couldn't really see any stars or anything because the trees were in the way.
That's when I heard something that sounded like a grown-ass man screaming. The way that you just dropped that.
Chapter 7: What terrifying sounds did they hear in the forest?
He was like, yeah, it was so weird. It was crazy. It was starting to get a little. And that's when I heard the man screaming.
That's how I know you're a man. Because if I heard that, I'd just sink into the earth. I'd sink into the earth.
Like top of his lungs falling off a cliff without any safety equipment screaming. You know what happened? He found your freeze dried spaghetti.
It's inhumane.
I'm telling you. It did sound far off, but it still gave me goosebumps. I could still see Isaac and Allie. So I shouted to ask them if they had heard anything and they hadn't, which was super weird.
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Chapter 8: What mysterious events occurred after they left the campsite?
What the fuck? Because I only stood like 50 meters, like 160 feet from them. And it was really loud. This is giving Blair Witch. Later. That's all I keep thinking of. Which one of you is going to throw the fucking map in the stream? Which one of you?
They don't have a map.
Who is it? They already did that. God damn.
Yeah.
oh later on we laid down to try to sleep isaac said he heard something walking in the forest like twigs snapping and footsteps pretty soon you're gonna have little handprints on your tent that part fucks me that part even just thinking about that i was like because the kids make some noise like they're lifting something oh stop no no i don't like to talk about it that noise sends me that movie is a masterpiece and they're not gonna do a good job remaking it
You can't remake it because you can't remake that marketing.
Also, the amount of people. I was there. You can't do it. I wasn't even there. And I know you can't.
And the amount of people being like, do we get to see the witch this time?
No, that was the scary part. No, you don't. It's like why The Strangers doesn't work in sequel form because you showed me The Strangers. I hate it. I don't want to see The Strangers. No.
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