Morning Crankers: Comedy - News & Outrageous Real-Life Stories

Superheroes, Sky Explosions & America’s Money Problem

29 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Car payments are wrecking Americans—so what’s really driving the debt? Meanwhile, politics gets spicy as Patel fires back at Walz, Appalachian vot...

Marriage, Mishaps & Morons Complaints, Chaos, and the Dumbest Crimes Yet

22 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Marriage gripes, weird wins, and straight-up ridiculous crime—this episode of Morning Crankers dives into the top complaints husbands and wives have...

Unbothered, Unhinged & Unbelievable

15 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of Morning Crankers is a wild ride through the weird, the shocking, and the downright hilarious. From a “Do Not Disturb” maximalist l...

The Wild News Roundup

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of Morning Crankers dives headfirst into the bizarre, hilarious, and slightly unsettling corners of modern life. From the infamous lemon-...

Hollywood Gets Weird, AI Gets Confused & April Fools Gets Arrested

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into the weird, wild, and “wait… what?!” side of reality. From the mind-bending AI paradox to t...

Morning Crankers Chaos: Cheesesteaks, Controversy & Chuck Norris

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

tart your morning the Morning Crankers way—loud, unfiltered, and just a little unhinged.In this episode, we kick things off with one of the most biz...

Couch Crimes, Cryo Brains, Tiny Dinos & Mobile Irish Pubs… What Is Happening?

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Start your morning with a wild mix of headlines, humor, and head-scratching stories on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into one of the strangest ...

Cereal Burglar, Pickleball Brawls & the Tablecloth Bandit

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of Morning Crankers with Hans, Jeremy, and Roxy is a wild ride through the strange, hilarious, and downright unbelievable stories making ...

Top-Secret Tremors & Bottom-Tier Criminals

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Start your day with chaos and curiosity on Morning Crankers! This episode dives into mysterious earthquakes near a top-secret U.S. nuclear testing sit...

True Crime, Dumb Criminals & Prehistoric Chaos

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of Morning Crankers goes completely off the rails — and we wouldn’t have it any other way.We kick things off debating the best true c...

AI Girlfriend Trends, Fentanyl Chocolate Revenge & Dumbest Criminals Ever - Morning Crankers

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the internet’s weirdest and wildest headlines.We break down the exploding trend of AI g...

Valentine’s Day Gone Wild: Crazy Facts, Japan’s Love Dolls & Kid Fun

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Morning Crankers, Hans and Roxy dive headfirst into the wild, weird, and surprisingly hilarious side of Valentine’s Day.Forget the rose...

What Happened with the Epstein Files This Week? Plus a 13-Year-Old Hero's Ocean Rescue

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Morning Crankers, we dive into the stories shaking up headlines worldwide. The Epstein files dropped new revelations sending shockwaves a...

Morning Crankers Podcast – National Days, Bug-Eating Addictions, Jayne Mansfield Wardrobe Fails & Moon Rover News (ICE Updates Too!)

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

On this hilarious and eye-opening Morning Crankers Podcast, Hans and Roxy crank through this week’s nationally recognized day and dive into everythi...

Morning Crankers Meet ROXXY, Wild Christmas Gifts, Pig Semen Smugglers & GM’s Trade School Push

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Morning Crankers is turning up the heat — and adding a brand-new voice.In the December 17, 2025 episode, Hans officially welcomes ROXXY (Foxxy Roxxy...

Space Dots, Stolen Driveways & The Universe Losing Its Mind | Morning Crankers with Hans

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

MORNING CRANKERS – “Space Dots & Stolen Driveways” Hosted by Hans | Runtime: ~40 Minutes A blues-rock soaked, caffeine-fueled rant-fest for ...

Morning Crankers: The Ultimate Pre-Launch Compilation Before the December Relaunch

15 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Before the all-new Morning Crankers hits in December, we’re bringing you a special compilation of fan-favorite moments from the archives. This episo...

Things Got Weird This Week: Mosquitoes in Iceland, Cocaine Shrimp & AI That Likes Insults

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, Hans takes you on a bullet-train ride through the weirdest headlines the universe coughed up. Icelan...

Magnet Lanterns, Alien Sun-Bullets & Tortilla Probation | Morning Crankers Podcast

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s precision-engineered episode of Morning Crankers, Hans calmly dissects a world that appears increasingly allergic to normal. Scientists h...

AI Glasses, Ballpark Bites & Buried Treasure: The Morning Crankers Get Weird (and Hungry)

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s Morning Crankers Podcast, Jeremy dives headfirst into the chaotic corners of curiosity — from the rise of AI glasses and their question...

"When Nature Bites Back: Sharks, Squirrels, and Science Queens – Morning Crankers Laugh Through October 10th"

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s October 10th, and the Morning Crankers crew is back to bite into the wildest headlines with a full cup of caffeine and zero filters. From the r...

Morning Crankers Forgotten Pants, Politics & Paper Bags – Hilarious News You Can’t Make Up

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Start your day with a caffeine-fueled comedy ride in this episode of Morning Crankers: Pants, Politics & Paper Bags. Hans takes you through seven ...

Orgy Domes, Cyborg Bunnies & Surprise Babies: The Madness of Morning Crankers”

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos and laughter with stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a woman who didn’t realize ...

“Radioactive Wasps, Meat-Eating Rabbits & Missing Gred | Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast”

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up for another chaotic ride with the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast! Today’s episode dives headfirst into the bizarre and hilarious world we...

Skydiving Legend Dies, TJ Watt Gets Paid, Poison Mushroom Verdict & More

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Strap in for another wild ride with Morning Crankers, where coffee meets chaos and current events get the roast they deserve! In today’s episode, we...

Federal Meltdowns, Chinese Lasers & DIY Dentistry Gone Wrong | Morning Crankers

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this unfiltered and chaotic July 10th edition of Morning Crankers, your favorite neon-fueled duo dives headfirst into the absurdity of today’s he...

Microplastic Mayhem & Texas Flood Fallout | Hypocrisy, Milk & the Shocking Truth About Kids’ Health” – Morning Crankers July 7, 2025

07 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the July 7, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, where comedy meets chaos and caffeine. Today’s show dives headfirst into the bizarre, the i...

Morning Crankers July 4th were back

03 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Morning Crankers – July 4th Fireworks, Swamp Crotch, and Rescue MissionsDetailed Episode Description: It’s the red, white, and ridiculous on this ...

"Smurfs, Space Germs & Mitey Pillows: Mayhem on the Morning Crankers!"

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this wild ride of Morning Crankers, we crank up the chaos with a mix of comedy, curiosity, and candid commentary. May 23rd brings us a stacked line...

Morning Crankers May 19: National Days, Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit, Millionaire Wins Lawsuit & More! 🌟

19 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this outrageous episode of Morning Crankers, we dive headfirst into May 19th's National Days with our signature comedic twist, and we turn up the h...

Dr. Cranker’s Outrageous Medical Advice – 10 Things You Should NEVER Stick in Your Butthole!

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the first chaotic, hilarious, and wildly inappropriate episode of Dr. Cranker’s Comedy Clinic on Morning Crankers! In this outrageous ski...

Big Trailer Booty, Ancient Weapons Hoard, and Wild True Crime – Morning Crankers May 12, 2025

12 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for a wild ride on today's Morning Crankers! We kick off with a hilarious performance of our brand-new song "Big Trailer Booty," bringing th...

"Morning Crankers: Shark Myths, Puffed-Up Dolphins, and Dr. Cranker’s Debut!"

08 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dive into another wildly entertaining episode of Morning Crankers, where today we explore the deep blue and beyond! We kick things off with a look at ...

"Breakfast Sneezes & Sith Comebacks: Cranked Up and Outta Control!"

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this May 2nd episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme—from crime-trained animals pulling off petty thefts to a man literally sneezing hi...

"Aliens, Air Fryers & Surfing Dogs: Mayday Mayhem on Morning Crankers!"

01 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up for the wild ride that is Morning Crankers, May 1st edition! We dive into the chaotic brilliance of Tom Hardy’s gritty new Netflix flick H...

"Parrots, Pyros, and 464 Pounds of Trouble | Morning Crankers"

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today's episode of Morning Crankers, chaos reigns supreme! We kick off with a rundown of today's National Days before diving headfirst into some of...

"Draft Day Drama, Robot Waiters, and Roasting the NFL | Morning Crankers"

28 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we serve up a wild platter of news, laughs, and pure chaos! We break down the latest drama surrounding the N...

Made in CHINA, Paid in Blood – A Morning Crankers Comedy Song

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get your satirical shades on—Morning Crankers just dropped their most unapologetically hilarious original song yet: Made in CHINA, Paid in Blood. Th...

"Cheese Heists, Naughty Nuns & Ozark Shenanigans – Tipping the Scales of Friday Fun!"

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a full-on Crankers Friday, and this episode is melting like a stolen block of cheddar! We dive headfirst into the mystery of $400,000 worth of ...

pring Time LOVE – A Morning Crankers Scent-sational Romance

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Love is in the air... and so is the scent of questionable cologne and wild Ozark flowers! Spring Time LOVE is the newest original comedy storytelling ...

Can I Hold You Again? – A Morning Crankers Comedy Ballad

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Pour one out for your broken heart and belly laugh with Can I Hold You Again?, a teary-eyed yet side-splitting comedy song from the lovable lunatics a...

Love is a Dumpsterfire – A Morning Crankers Original Comedy Song

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready to fan the flames of chaos with Love is a Dumpsterfire, the latest unhinged anthem from Morning Crankers! This original comedy song hilariou...

"Real Men Don’t Exfoliate: The Heist of Manhood & Dirty Dick’s Retirement Party"

24 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s Morning Crankers, we unleash our brand-new comedic banger “Real Men Don’t Exfoliate: The Heist of Manhood”—a testosterone-fueled ...

"Aliens, Chupacabras & Snickers Coffins – Hump Day Gets Weird!"

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast—where news meets nonsense and Hump Day hits harder than a chupacabra on your deck! In today’s wild ...

"Pee Science, Snakeheads, and 1955 Wife Tips – Welcome to Crankerland!"

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up and brace yourself for a wildly hilarious ride on Morning Crankers, where today’s show dives headfirst into the absurd, the scientific, an...

🎙️Morning Crankers – Monday Madness: Celebs Say the Dumbest Things, Rav4 Comes Home & Credit Chaos Uncovered!

21 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up, buttercup, because this Morning Crankers Monday is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and revelation! We’re serving up a full plate of cha...

“Reincarnated Toddlers, Beach Trash, and the Sperm Sprint: Welcome to Earth!”

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Strap in, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is a wild one! We kick things off with the National Days of April 18th (because apparently, every d...

🎙️ Crankers Throwback Showdown: “Who Said That?” 80s/90s Edition, Kamala’s New Gig, Kentucky Innovation & UFC Chaos!

17 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this nostalgic and nutty episode of Morning Crankers, we crank it back to the golden days with our hilarious new segment “80s/90s Who Said That?”...

Morning Crankers Hump Day Harmonies: “Sent to China” Comedy Song, Tax Day Rage & A Missouri Mayoral Miracle!

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the April 16, 2025 episode of Morning Crankers, we’re back with another wild Hump Day Harmonies banger—this time it’s our brand new comedy so...

Toilet Eggs, KFC Toothpaste & the Minecraft Movie Madness | Morning Crankers 4/15/25

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up for another chaotic ride through comedy and curiosity with Morning Crankers! On this April 15th edition, we celebrate some of the weirdest N...

Poop in Space, Joggers with Glocks & the Bulgarian Football Mystery | Morning Crankers 4/14/25

14 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a cosmic comedy collision on this episode of Morning Crankers! 💥 We’re launching headfirst into absurdity—starting with NASA’s $3 mill...

Morning Crankers: Monkey Trades, Torpedo Bats & Spinach Artichoke Skins

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is an all-you-can-eat buffet of bizarre headlines, hot grill recipes, and hilarious hi...

"Crankers Bad Bosses – Toxic Leaders, Comedy Rants & Coffee Chaos!"

10 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Thursday, and Morning Crankers is serving up another hot pot of comedy, chaos, and questionable wisdom! On the 4/10/25 episode, we launched a b...

Love Is a Dumpster Fire – Hump Day Harmonies, Dire Wolves & Oliver Stone Agrees with Trump?"

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for a wild ride on this week’s Morning Crankers Hump Day Show (4/9/25)! We kicked things off with our fan-favorite segment Hump Day Harmon...

Morning Crankers song Love is a Dumpster Fire!!!!!!!!!!

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Brace yourself for the most romantically tragic anthem of the year! Morning Crankers presents “Love is a Dumpster Fire”—the song that perfectly ...

“Pee Smoothies, Orgasmic Breathing & Breast Milk Ice Cream: April 8th Gets Weird”

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buckle up for the strangest ride of your morning! The Morning Crankers are diving headfirst into April 8th's national days and quickly veer off into t...

Beer, Brackets & Buffoonery: April 7th Shenanigans & Head-Scratching Headlines

07 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s National Beer Day and the Crankers are crackin’ cold ones while diving headfirst into the chaos of April 7th! 🍺 From budget brews that won...

Dumbest Criminals, College Billions, NBA Suspensions & Val Kilmer Tribute | Morning Crankers

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s wild ride of Morning Crankers, we’re serving up a buffet of bizarre, hilarious, and straight-up head-scratching stories! We kick things...

Crankers Court Is in Session: Straw Holes, Soap Crimes & Echolocation Superpowers!

03 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome to the April 3rd episode of Morning Crankers, where logic goes to die and laughs are born! Today’s wild ride kicks off with a brand-new segm...

🔥 Doge Is Finishin’, Keanu’s Back, and Musk Drops a Terabyte Bombshell! | Morning Crankers April 2nd

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Hump Day, Crankers! The April 2nd episode is packed tighter than Keanu’s gun belt! We kick things off with the wildest National Days you’ve ...

Morning Crankers: Luke Grimes’ Yellowstone Spin-Off, Avengers Doom Days, and April 1st Madness!

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for a wild ride on Morning Crankers! Today, we’re diving into the latest buzz, from Luke Grimes’ rumored Yellowstone spin-off to Avenger...

Morning Crankers – March 31, 2025: Tater Day, Senior Assassin Scare, Applebee’s & IHOP Merge, Yankees’ Torpedo Bats, & France vs. U.S. on DE

31 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for a wild ride on this episode of Morning Crankers! We’re covering everything from quirky national holidays to breaking news and sports m...

🎙️ Morning Crankers - Feb 28, 2025 💥 "Boomers, Teslas, & Musical Showdowns – Oh My!"

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rise and shine with Morning Crankers, where we serve up your daily dose of laughs, hot takes, and pure mayhem! Today, we break down 5 classic boomer b...

Morning Crankers: Trillion-Dollar Jobs, Japan’s Death Row Shocker & Cummins’ Game-Changing Engine

27 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get your morning dose of Morning Crankers as we break down the biggest stories of March 27, 2025! We kick things off with March 27 National Days, then...

Morning Crankers Unleashed: Ozark Fellas, Criminal Fails & Drive-Thru Haircuts

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for another wild ride with Morning Crankers! Today, we dive into the National Days of March 26, belting out our brand-new hit Ozark Fellas! ...

Brain Rot, Pork Bans & Pentagon Blunders – Morning Crankers Unfiltered!

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hold onto your coffee, folks—this episode of Morning Crankers is packed with wild stories, hot takes, and plenty of laughs! 🔥 RFK Jr. is all for ...

Legends, Cheesesteaks, & Controversies – Morning Crankers Fires Up!

24 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode of Morning Crankers brings a mix of celebration and somber reflection. We honor the life and legacy of boxing icon George Foreman, who ha...

Morning Crankers 3/21/25: Cult Leader Busted, Ruby Slipper Thief Dies, & France Wants Lady Liberty Back!

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Friday on Morning Crankers, and we’re serving up a fresh batch of comedy, chaos, and crazy headlines! We break down the March 21 National Day...

Morning Crankers 3/20/25: Missouri’s Cancer Research Boost, Reality TV Tragedy, Chiefs’ New Signings & Blue Dogs in Russia!

20 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the hottest topics of the day! Missouri’s governor pledges increased funding for cancer research, ...

Dead Broke Blues, NCAA Madness, Python Bandits & Venomous Octopus Shenanigans

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s Morning Crankers episode, we kick things off with our own original song, "Dead Broke Blues"—because if you’re gonna be broke, might a...

🎙️ Morning Crankers: National Days, Young Guns 3, Mickey 17, Last Breath & Glue-Eyed Chaos!

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Start your day with a shot of laughter! In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the bizarre, the hilarious, and the downright ridiculo...

☘️ Morning Crankers: St. Patrick’s Day Fun, Ozarks Storm Relief & More! 🌪️🚧🔥

17 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Today on Morning Crankers, we’re bringing you a jam-packed episode full of history, news, and a little bit of fun! ☕🎙️ 🍀 First, we dive in...

🔥 Worst Dates Ever! 🤦‍♂️ | Crazy Spring Dating Stories & Fun Facts | Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the absolute worst dates people have ever been on—from cringe-worthy disasters to hilarious m...

🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM & More! | Morning Crankers

13 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM & More! | Morning Crankers Detailed Description:In this episode of Morn...

🎙️ Morning Crankers: Ice Cream Crimes, Pokémon Fortune, & Spring Love in the Ozarks! 🎶🐷💰

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into the latest wild and hilarious stories making headlines! First, we break down the economy and wh...

Thor’s Fate, Tom Hardy’s New Series, Worst Candies & More | Morning Crankers

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the shocking death of Thor at the hands of Kang—what does this mean for the future of the MC...

Aliens Confirmed? 34 Politicians Speak Out, China’s Tariffs on Canada & More | Morning Crankers

10 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this explosive episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into a groundbreaking new documentary featuring 34 high-level politicians who openly claim that...

Best Gas Station Food, Coolest New Tech, and Record-Breaking Feats | Morning Crankers

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this high-energy episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the six best gas station foods you need to try, the eight coolest new gadgets from the ...

March 6 Madness: Tariffs, Taxes, and a Royal Farewell

06 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the National Days for March 6, uncover what products the U.S. is already being tariffed on by ...

Morning Crankers: Hump Day Chaos—Wooly Booly, Florida Man & Bob Dylan(?)!

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s a Hump Day special on Morning Crankers, and we’re bringing the madness! We belt out Wooly Booly while taking jabs at the Springfield tax man,...

Ozark Hustlin’ Rap – A Morning Crankers Comedy Song

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for a wild ride through the backroads with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy hit, Ozark Hustlin’ Rap! This high-energy track blends countr...

Morning Crankers Springfield Traffic Blues

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready to laugh (and maybe relate a little too much) with Morning Crankers’ latest comedy song, Springfield Traffic Blues! This hilarious tune ca...

Morning Crankers: Wigs, Needles & Turbulence—Oh My!

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this wild episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into some of the craziest headlines of the day! Springfield's poverty rate is dropping (finally some...

Pete Rose & Trump’s Pardon, Gervonta Davis Fight, Gambling, Gene Hackman & More | Morning Crankers

03 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Pete Rose’s latest push for reinstatement and Trump’s possible pardon, the intense Gervonta Davi...

Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast – Havoc, Scams, and Corporate Shenanigans!

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Start your day with laughs and wild headlines! Today on Morning Crankers, we break down Russia offering U.S. mineral rights on Ukrainian land (serious...

💰 Stolen Golden Toilet, Packers vs. Tush Push, NIXA’s Top Recruit, & The Ultimate Bathrobe Debate! 🚽

27 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast, we dive into the bizarre heist of a stolen golden toilet, the Green Bay Packers’ call to ba...

Retail Shakeups, Hollywood in Missouri & Big Bets Gone Wrong!

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the retail rollercoaster—Joann and JCPenney are closing, but Catalyst Brands is stepping in ...

Morning Crankers: Springfield’s Tow Crackdown, Sports TV Woes & Beards Are Back!

25 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into Springfield’s bold new move—making it legal to tow vehicles with bad registration, no plates, or...

orning Crankers: Unregistered Cars, Smuggled Eggs, & Missouri Sports Madness – Feb 23, 2025

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On today’s Morning Crankers, we break down Springfield, MO’s vote on towing unregistered vehicles, wild National Holidays, and the latest in Misso...

Morning Crankers 2/20/25 | National Days, Famous Birthdays & Missouri’s Hidden Mysteries!

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into today’s National Days and some wild famous birthdays. We also read an email from a fan in Branson ...

Morning Crankers| Lily Phillips’ Shocking News, NY Crisis & Springfield’s Controversial Ordinance

20 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this wild Morning Crankers Friday episode from Springfield, MO, we cover the jaw-dropping story of Lily Phillips—after being with over 1,000 men ...

Free Seeds for Your Garden, Toronto Plane Crash Miracle & Springfield Traffic Blues!

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we dive into an incredible new program from Ozarks Food Harvest that provides free seeds to help you grow yo...

🎙️ Morning Crankers | Red Hulk vs Green Hulk, Cost of Living in St. Louis & Gym Stereotypes | 2/18/2025

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for another wild episode of Morning Crankers! Today, we break down Captain America: Brave New World and dive into the ultimate battle—Red ...

🎙️ Morning Crankers | Presidents Day, Famous Birthdays & Sports Showdown | Donut Review & Whale Poop?! | 2/17/2025

17 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for another hilarious ride with Morning Crankers on February 17, 2025! We dive into Presidents Day fun, celebrate famous birthdays like Mich...

Valentine’s Day Madness: History, Pheromones, Dating Tips & Epic Pickup Line Fails

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for a hilarious and entertaining Valentine’s Day special on the Morning Crankers Podcast! We dive into the history of Valentine’s Day, t...

8 Things You Should NEVER Say on a Valentine’s Date & Worst Gifts Ever | Morning Crankers Podcast

13 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Valentine’s Day is here, and Morning Crankers is bringing you the ultimate survival guide for dating success (or at least avoiding total disaster)! ...

Springfield Blues Comedy, Bad Tuna Recall, & FBI’s 2400 Declassified Docs | Morning Crankers Podcast

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this hilarious episode of Morning Crankers, we take a deep dive into Springfield, MO, and bring you our first-ever Springfield Blues Comedy Segment...

Super Bowl Blues, Springfield Tows, & Drew Carey’s Big 30!

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Morning Crankers, we break down the Kansas City Chiefs’ heartbreaking loss in the Super Bowl and what went wrong. Plus, Springfie...

Morning Crankers Super Saturday Show – Special Guest Myia Hanson & Super Bowl Talk! 🏈🤣

08 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Get ready for a Super Saturday edition of Morning Crankers! We welcome Myia Hanson from the hit family podcast "We Are the Hansons" for a hilarious an...

Morning Crankers Podcast – Billion-Dollar DOGE, Springfield Sickness & Bigfoot Erotica

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In today’s episode of Morning Crankers, we kick things off with DOGE—but not the crypto! We’re talking about the incredible work they’re doing...