Ms Crystal's Podcast Program
Episodes
40. Over the Hill
04 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We made it to episode 40! I'm so grateful you listen and watch! 📱 Follow me on IG 👚 Merch ✍🏼 Facebook 🌸 MCPP IG 🫶🏼Patreon ...
39. Gage Briney/Micro-Influencer
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Crystal is so excited to have her new friend, Gage Briney, on the pod. This whole episode is filled with laughter, love, and life! We are truly li...
38. The 10 Commandments (again)
20 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's 4/20! Time to celebrate. This week, Ms. Crystal brings up the 10 commandments again. She is obviously obsessed, but can never remember all of the...
37. My Cousin Tammy
13 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Crystal's Crystals! We have a special episode for you today. I know y'all have been waiting for this episode, so here ya go! Thanks for being he...
36. Life is all about.....
06 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Easter episode! Ms. Crystal starts the episode off with a history lesson of Easter, Jesus, and bunnies. Ms. Crystal digs into your emails, s...
35. You're No Liar
30 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 35 starts with a surprise twist that quickly turns silly as Ms. Crystal dives into the “big lies” we tell kids like Santa, the Easter Bunn...
34. Fiona Cauley's Potions
23 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 34 with Fiona Cauley is getting Ms. Crystal Ramped Up :) We go from wheelchair ogres and anti-step propaganda, Meta glasses, and somehow end ...
33. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
16 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Crystal got y'all feeling green today! She has another fun-filled show for you. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merc...
32. Don't Lose Your Meatball
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Monday! Ms. Crystal has a packed episode for you today! Thanks for being here. Call in the pod: 615-200-7193 Email Ms. Crystal @ CrystalsPodc...
31. Happy National Reading Day
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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30. It's a hard knock life
23 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's episode 30! Ms. Crystal gives the low down on Feb 23rd, figures out an old and crusty figurine, and ends it with a pragmatic creation of the week...
29. Valentine's Day with Ms. Crystal
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
I hope you get a lot of love today.
28. After the Storms
09 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was meant for Feb 2nd, but I got caught in the ice storm with no power for 9 days! So here we are. Just pretend it's Groundhog Day. http...
27. Ebay Shawty
29 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
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26. Next Contestant
19 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Happy National Popcorn Day! It's Ms. Crystal’s Podcast Program, and frankly, she can't believe we are on episode 26. Today, Crystal has to figure o...
25. Special Guest Dr. Tate
12 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Well, hello there, dear Crystals! It’s your friend, Ms. Crystal, and oh my stars, do I have a treat for you today. I’m simply tickled pink to int...
24. The Ole Triple T
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome back to MCPP! Crystal hits you with some facts straight away, has a super cute figurine to figure out, and listens to a ton of voicemails. Tha...
23. For He's a Jolly Good Fellow
29 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year, friends. This week, Ms. Crystal shares some historical facts with you, a figurine given to her by a fan, and a very creative Creation ...
22 . Merry Christmas
22 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's our first Christmas season together! What a special time it is. Crystal starts off strong with some holiday-themed chit-chat, has a new cute figu...
21. No Buddies like Snow Buddies
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It may be getting cold outside, but Ms. Crystal is here to warm your heart and loins. She discusses several important historical dates, asks you to he...
20. Dave Gunther
08 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this twentieth episode of Ms. Crystal's Podcast Program, Crystal is joined by Dave Gunther. Yes, THE Dave Gunther from Trailer Tales. Dave helps Ms...
18. Thanksgiving with Ms. Crystal
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at MCPP! We are excited to spend our first Thanksgiving together. Crystal gives a brief history lesson on the h...
19. Christmas Liars
03 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Heck yeah, it's December, baby! Get your favorite afghan and a cup of tea, and let Ms. Crystal entertain you for the next hour. She preaches about par...
17. Trauma Thermometers
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this 17th episode, Ms. Crystal gives Safe-T-Man a fresh new wig (whether he asked for it or not), names her Scottish Hunk of the Week, and tries to...
Big Announcement: Ms Crystal is coming to All Things Comedy
15 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi there, it's your pal, Ms Crystal, and I am so excited to announce that I am now part of the All Things Comedy Network! Watch on Spotify Premium & Y...
16. Special Guest: Gem
10 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Finally, Ms. Crystal has Gem on the pod!
15. Creme Shack Debacle
03 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Crystal is on one this week! She is bringing awareness to Elderly People Turn Around time, rants about Margerie at the Creme Shack, has an excitin...
14. Happy Halloween!
27 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the Halloween Episode! Ms. Crystal has a spooky Hunk of the Week, a spooky Halloween figurine, and plenty of voicemails.
13. The Rapture with Harry
20 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My good friend Harry joins me to discuss everything from the Rapture to guilty pleasures. 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Me...
12. Flip Phone Alibi
13 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on the podcast: Crystal thinks about different jobs she'd like to have, announces Crystal's Crystals, takes some wild calls, and showcases...
11. Someone Else Take the Wheel
06 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join Ms. Crystal as she figures out TWO figurines, dives into another song analysis you didn't know you needed, and sifts through a fresh batch of voi...
10. Fool Me 11 Times with Sveltlana
29 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Tammy's friend Svetlana joins Ms. Crystal for the first time! They cover Russian accents, favorite Bible Stories, herpes, and many other exciting topi...
Ep. 9: My cousin-in-law, Darryl.
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
🎙️ This Week on the Program: My cousin-in-law, Darryl, joins me. In this episode, we're discussing everything from Crystal's decision to never mo...
8. Honk Your Own Horn
15 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Crystal hates horns!! 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tin...
7. Tupper-where?
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Crystal went segment crazy today! 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Faceboo...
6. Mr. Wink
01 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thanks for being here! 📱 Follow me on IG: https://tinyurl.com/2k5svpuk 👚 Merch: https://tinyurl.com/2p9e9669 ✍🏼 Facebook: https://tinyurl.c...
5. Kyler Finney
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
My first guest is one of my favorite people, Kyler Finney. He's a hilarious comic and a hard-working guy. We cover topics like big clothes, small toil...
4. I Am Not a Garbage Truck
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ms. Crystal gets heated about mobility scooters, shows her first creation, and goes off on many tangents. Thanks for being here. 📱 Follow me on IG:...
3. Not Horsing Around
11 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
2. Eternal Flames of Chuck E. Cheese
04 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We did it! We are back with a second episode of MCPP! Crystal has a fun-filled 50 minutes for you today. Who will be the hunk of the week? What will t...
1. I'm here. Until I'm Not
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Thank you for tuning into Ms. Crystal's new podcast! She shares a figurine, showcases a new creation, and goes off on several tangents. 📱 Fol...