Muffed Movies
Episodes
Rue Britannia! w/ Grant Howitt - A Bonuts Episode
01 Apr 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hark! Grant Howitt (Game designer/England's Finest Son) Introduces Dottore to the boundless glory of British culture in this special bonuts episode. ...
ep.42 Membry w/ Matt Young
15 Mar 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Matt Young (Hello from the Magic Tavern, Improvised Star Trek, Improvised Shakespeare Co.) and Dottore learn about memory, pledge allegiances, and awa...
Goodfellas pt. 2 w/ Dave Stecco - A Muffed Movies Special!
15 Feb 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dave Stecco (Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) rejoins Mark to complete Martin Scorsese's cautionary tale of organized crime and timestream misman...
ep.41 Colony Collapse Disorder! w/ Steph Spence
30 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Steph Spence (champion of environmental science and writer for Our Fair City) waxes catastrophical about the mysterious and alarming phenomenon of c...
Goodfellas pt. 1 w/ Dave Stecco - A Muffed Movies Special!
15 Jan 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dave Stecco (of the Blurry Photos & Candy Chat podcasts) joins Mark in taking a comedic torch to that glimmering shinebox of a biopic - Goodfellas. So...
ep.40 Of Malls & Minotaurs w/ Grant Howitt
30 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Hello readers! Game designer and all-around-fun-guy Grant Howitt returns to walk Dottore through the Mall of the Imagination. Uncover shops' insidious...
It's a Wonderful Life Pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Christmas Special!
15 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Your Christmas gift came early this year! Part 2 of Andy and Mark's It's A Wonderful Life parody is replete with necromancy, child-punting, and all th...
ep.39 Sound & Sickness w/ I Made You a Mixtape
30 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Remington Cleve, host of the I Made You a Mixtape podcast and creator of the Dessert First Network unleashes the music in Dottore's heart - and an ...
It's a Wonderful Life pt. 1 - A Muffed Movies Christmas Special!
15 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Andy and Mark get a head start on the holidays with this heart-muffing improvisation of It's a Wonderful Life. Chock full of horcruxes, stuttering, an...
The Exorcist pt.2 - A Bonus Muffed Movies Halloween Special!
30 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Halloween is all upons as a host of villains descend on the Muffed Movies studio for this creepy bonus treat! Pazuzu! Incognito Jones! And, yay, even ...
The Exorcist pt.1 - A Bonus Muffed Movies Halloween Special!
23 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Halloween everyone! The power of Christ compels you to enjoy this very special Muffed Movies bonus treat! This is part one of a two-part episod...
ep.38: Singularity and Ready to Mingularity w/ Sean Kelley
15 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
And we're back! Season 2 kicks off with a speculative glimpse of our impending doom as Dottore considers the Singularity. Will technography overtake u...
Harvey Poffer and the Goblet of Fmah pt. 3 - A Muffed Movies Special!
07 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Four wizards get amazed. Legalize it. This is part three of a three-part episode. This episode is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity. I know,...
Harvey Poffer and the Goblet of Fmah pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Special!
30 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
A teenage wizard struggles to survive a deadly competition. Young hearts embark on their first romance. Plus Mark jokes about "Eiffel towering" someon...
Harvey Poffer and the Goblet of Fmah - A Muffed Movies Special!
14 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Andy take you on a magical journey through the storybook kingdom of 1990s England. Squidditch! Spice Girls! And a flagrant utterance of the C...
The Never Ending Story pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Special!
30 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Andy and Mark pen their own comedic conclusion to The Neverending Story in this frame-breaking, super meta muffing. Baron Mind? Richard Dreyfuss? A ...
The Never Ending Story pt. 1 - A Muffed Movies Special!
15 Aug 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Attention Moonchildren and biters of rocks! Crack open the cover of Mark and Andy's mapcap reimagining of The Never Ending Story. There will be freaks...
Robocop pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Special!
31 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Hey kids! Charge up your robo-batteries and prepare for justice maneuvers, because it's time for part 2 of Muffed Movies' Robocop! Screw your courage ...
Robocop pt. 1 - A Muffed Movies Special!
15 Jul 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Andy and Mark slap the handmuffs of justice across the wrists of the 1987 sci-fi action hit Robocop.Dead or alive, you're funning with me. This is pa...
Episode 37: Illusion My Mind w/ Grant Howitt
30 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Games designer Grant Howitt Skypes in from New Jork to wax perceptual with his favorite Man of Science. These clever lads serve up some tasty tricks t...
Alien pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Special!
15 Jun 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Andy resume their ominous journey through the dripping corridors of the classic sci-fi horror film, Alien. With a bloodthirsty xenomorph runn...
Episode 36: Personality Tusts
30 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Kat Evans iron-fists her way into the podchamber once again to discuss personality tests. Get scandalized by hip flexors, dongles, and jiggers! Try ...
Alien pt. 1 - A Muffed Movies Special!
16 May 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Andy and Mark deliver a tour de force muffing of the iconic sci-fi horror film, Alien. Bounty hunters! Blowjies! And the rise of the dreaded dirt shar...
Episode 35: Ghosts (almosts)
30 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Annelise Fabian defends her belief in ghosts against Dottore's relentless skepticism. Is there science behind specters? Who knows?! This episode is to...
Top Gub pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Special!
15 Apr 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Andy and Mark soar like two adorable baby geese on the wings of comedy as they complete the tale of Top Gun. Reckless romance! Turncoat Soviets! Light...
Top Gub pt. 1 - A Muffed Movies Special!
30 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Andy strap on their goggles and take to the skies while muffing the classic 1986 action film, Top Gun. Along the way they'll encounter a sent...
Episode 34: Video James w/ Nerd Outcast Podcast
15 Mar 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Dottore interviews Chris Bashen (Nerd Outcast Podcast) about the intricacies of video games. Where did they come from? Why do we play them? And are th...
The Fellowship of the Ring - A Muffed Movies Special!
25 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Special guest Sophie Shrand joins Mark and Andy in muffing Peter Jackson's film adaptation of Tolkien's classic. Incognito party-Wraiths! Balrog Lando...
Episode 33: Fractal Rock
24 Jan 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Kaye Straub, 2014 Champion of the Chicago League of Lady Arm Wrestlers, weighs in on religion, gender, and what's awesome about math. Plus: vampiri...
Batman - A Muffed Movies Special!
25 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Wedding bells are in the air in Gotham - but so is crime! Andy dons the mantle of Jack Nicholson and Mark gets fratty with Batty in this retelling of...
Christmas Special 2014!
21 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Dottore celebrates Christmas with cavalcade of characters from the Muffed Movies podcast. Join them for festive songs, zany antics, and a call from a...
Jaws - A Muffed Movies Special!
01 Dec 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Mark and Andy get chummy with the aquatic horror-thriller Jaws. Time-sharks! Gentlemen fisherman! Ink-dwarves! And a boatload of appologies to the fol...
Episode 32: Tesla - a Lightning Golem w/ OC Dweeb
26 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
OC Dweeb podcast's Sawyer Heppes endures Dottore's first biographically-focused episode. Hear probable anecdotes about the great Nikola Tesla! Experie...
Episode 31: Death and Jerky w/ Alcohollywood
08 Nov 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Jared Latore from the Alcohollywood podcast returns to contemplate death itself. Will Pantalone sell his home-makeover reality show? Can Dottore remem...
The Silence of the Lambs - A Muffed Movies Special!
26 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
In this special Halloween treat Mark and Andy unleash a chilling cavalcade of goons, ghoulies, and spiders! Can you survive this entire spooky episode...
Return of the Jedi - A Muffed Movies Special!
04 Oct 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Andy and Mark return to conclude their retelling of the Star Wars trilogy. This episode is packed to the gills with laughter, lunacy, and pimpful bits...
Episode 30: Earth-hurts
27 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
General Ironicus (that flagrant hyperbolist) returns with earthquakes and volcanos on his mind. This trenchful episode also features an unfortunate Li...
Microsode 8: Donuts and Glimpstick
14 Sep 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Dottore is surprised by the condition of his Labroturtle. The Podchamber is all kissed-out. And Mark (that idiot roommate) shares updates about the ne...
Episode 29: Brain Change
28 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Sophie Shrand confounds Dottore as they consider the science behind the adolescent mind. Tendon snaps! Neuroblasts! And more biddies than you can shak...
The Empire Strikes Back - A Muffed Movies Special!
10 Aug 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Andy North and Mark Soloff are at it again! In this episode of Muffed Movies, the boys act out Star Wars: Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back by memory...
Episode 28: Sci-Myths in Eyemouth w/ Blurry Photos
26 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
David Flora and Dave Stecco from the Blurry Photos podcast team up with Dottore to find and vanquish the fearsome wyvern from Castle Balordo! Also th...
Microsode 7: Shrivel me this!
15 Jul 2014
Contributed by Lukas
A fresh haul of listener questions is read and answered by Dottore! Anti-matter explained! Sackesacks exposed! And finally a wine menu to pair with ex...
Episode 27: Sociology in a Scottish Cell
28 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Harshish Chitkara shares a jail-side chat with Dottore in the fantastical village of Eyemouth. They wax sociological, sexualogical, and sackelogical! ...
Star Wars pt. 2 - A Muffed Movies Special!
14 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Mark Soloff and Andy North act out the second half of Star Wars: A New Hope. Will Han Solo learn to care for other people? Will the Tie-Fighter Girl...
Star Wars pt.1 - A Muffed Movies Special!
12 Jun 2014
Contributed by Lukas
With Dottore away from the apartment, idiot-roommate Mark Soloff and special guest Andy North decide to act out Star Wars: A New Hope in its entirety....
Episode 26: Geek & Destroy w/ Geek Girl Chicago
27 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Geek Girl Chicago (Lauren Faits) seizes control of the bird-blood-powered Battle Van, Geekfully delaying Dottore's journey to Scotland. Learn about g...
Microsode 6: Hamburger Snake Pit
16 May 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Dottore and the Podchambapp take a well-deserved break from their roadtrip to order some rude chow.
Episode 25: Evolution Roadtrip
25 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
General Ironicus (chipandironicus.com) explains Evolution to Dottore during an unprecedented roadtrip to Scotland! Join these men of Science as they t...
Microsode 5: Who Knocked Up Balnaz?
15 Apr 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Dottore quenches burning questions, gets fearfully glandular, hawks an ionic bus to Ironicus, and solves a groovy paternity mystery.
Episode 24: Wyvern Can't We Be Friends?
22 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Planetary Defense Force's Andy North and Keith Hand get chummy with Dottore as they discuss their own friendship in this fast-and-loose episode. Also:...
Microsode 4: Frozen showzen
10 Mar 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Dottore and Balnaz recollect the origin of the first Microsode. When faced with criticism, Dottore refuses to let it go.
Episode 23: Blood - Nature's Ketchup
23 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Ele Matelan from Wildclaw Theatre spills the beans about blood! Knife strikes! Blood-sucking monsters! Scholarly ruminations on Science Fiction and Ho...
Microsode 3: How many holes?
14 Feb 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Valenswine's Day! This Microsode includes: Science News Headlines with Cool Dottore, an Ask Dottore segmyunte, and an upsetting call from Pantal...
Episode 22: Only the Clonely w/ The Nerd Outcast Podcast
27 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Chris Bashen, host of the Nerd Outcast Podcast, stops by the podchamber to dish about cloning and actor-y stuff. What will Dottore do with Chris' stol...
Microsode 2: Egg snack!
15 Jan 2014
Contributed by Lukas
Dottore answers your questions, explains why Microsodes even, and indulges in some delicious foreskin cookies!
Episode 21: The Planet of Moon
28 Dec 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Our Fair City podcast creators Clayton Faits and Jeffrey Gardner are whisked away by Dottore on a romantically-motivated jernt to the Moon. Will the Y...
Microsode 1: Cryptsmas!
17 Dec 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Dottore & friends stave off the winter blues by celebrating the nihilistic holiday Cryptsmas - mit song!
Episode 20: Fudd
21 Nov 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Kat Evans drops by for a chat about food, waste, and worms. Secret paddle-school origins! Swarms of spaceworms! And painfully awkward psychoanalysis o...
Episode 19: Muntal Illness: Behind the Coconut
19 Oct 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Dr. Thanh Thai lends medical credibility to this episode as he and Dottore candidly talk shop about mental illness. Hungry to know why Dottore loath...
Episode 18: Shaolin Kung Fu! w/ Blurry Photos
18 Sep 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Dave Stecco from the Blurry Photos podcast squares off against Dottore for some conversational combat! These scholarly chums explore Kung Fu, cryptids...
RERUN! Episode 15: Mars Magic, Man
31 Aug 2013
Contributed by Lukas
REWHAT? Technical buggery made the original episode 15 fly away forever. In its place, please enjoy a re-released version of 15 with a new gainful int...
Episode 17: Super Viral Bros.
22 Aug 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Viruses! Dr. Adam Soloff (a real-life SCIENTIST!) tolerates Dottore whilst explaining how viruses work. Peppered with nonsensical PSAs and fantastica...
Episode 16: Stars (Almost)
19 Jul 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Annelise Fabian returns to be shrieked at by Dottore. Do they discuss cat balls, viking-transformation, and the evils of looking into Dottore's mouth?...
Episode 14: Fambily
06 Jun 2013
Contributed by Lukas
The Semmerling family embraces Dottore, despite his protestations. Young Atticus teaches us the 3 types of kissing. Donna thinks barfing is a riot. An...
Episode 13: Baby heist!
18 May 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Criminal mastermind Andy North swings by to teach Dottore a thing or two about babies. What's that, a blanket made of babies? Witch's milk? Confession...
Episode 12: Renaissance is futile
03 Apr 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Claire & Ansel show Dottore how the sorsages are made by introducing him to the Renaissance, both real and staged. Treat your ears to tales of Irish d...
Episode 11: Phlegm Phoolery
24 Mar 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Annelise Fabian (self-proclaimed incorporeal meth-enthusiast and World's Best Wife) is berated by Dottore. Join them in the Schweinpod for a round of ...
Episode 10: Arachnids and A-Leslie
10 Mar 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Leslie Nesbit sits down with Dottore for a hard-hitting look at Arachnids. Also: How many poops per week is normal? What causes face-pregnancy? And wi...
Episode 9: Yoga and Zuuling around
14 Feb 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Yogi Kat Evans shares her life experiences with Dottore & friends to school them about Yoga, Theatre, and Battle Beasts. The struggle for precious flo...
Episode 8: Sleep and James
19 Jan 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Gamester Andy North teaches Dottore about Sleep. Sam Min-Man gets offended. And the War of the Brownloads cannot be unbegun!
Jurassic Park! - An experimentual Directore's Commentore track
05 Jan 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Jared Latore returns to assist Dottore in the first (and perhaps last) installment of Dottore's DIRECTORE'S COMMENTORE series. In this episode, the ge...
Episode 7: Maya-pocalypse or Mayan-cineration
11 Dec 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Caitlin Watkins drops knowledge on Dottore about the Maya and what the end of their long count calendar means. Blood rituals? Check. Method Man? No do...
Episode 6: Black Holes!
05 Dec 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Chicago dell'Arte's Nick Freed helps Dottore to plumb the mysteries of black holes. Also: Who is Lucius McGoocius? Where is the Library Ghost? And wha...
Episode 5: Dinosaurs and Duck Sounds
19 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
David Rheinstrom and Dottore knobble through space-time in their exploration of dinosaurs. Duckful censorship! Foreshortening! Smoking some Nexus! Als...
Episode 4: Fear and Photogrumphs
31 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Sebastian Orr joins Dottore in a firsthand exploration of Fear. Tornadoes! Zombies! Psycho-scare-apy? Plus more Star Trek analogies than you ever want...
Episode 3: Lies (or The Musical Episode, `cause I'm so musical)
17 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Tanya Thai McBride joins Dottore in an unintentionally songful exploration of deception, snakes, and gas-related heating. Dottore is hit with things. ...
Episode 2: Love and Mabbage
04 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Short n'sweet! The Schiles explain love to Dottore. Pantalone gets pranked. Questions are fielded. Plus the brokenest link to the epicest wedding vide...
Episode 1: Alcohol
23 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Jared Latore helps Dottore understand alcohol. Wine, Werewolves, and Women are considered. Listeners' questions are answered. And the Curiosity Rover ...