Mumbling & Cackling
Episodes
Live from the Jester Hotline
29 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome Cacklers to a very special episode. Today we catch up on our Jester Hotline submissions via a socratic seminar. Topics include the unfathomabl...
Passing the Major Depressive Episode Baton
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hello, Hello! This episode we speak on the mental horrors of post corporate life and triage on all things Coachella, Katy Perry v Ruby Rose, & the...
Q&A w/ Sister Chase
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode, Chase answers your burning questions. Everything from bad job advice, friendship breakups, and what is trending in the bush scene these ...
Goodbye Corporate America, Hello Euro Summer
08 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode we celebrate Nick's corporate exit from his job at the dildo company and discuss our big plans for being unemployed in a different co...
The Adventures of Big Mama (Pt.1)
01 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The time has finally come, longtime friend of Nick and Chase hits the pod to discuss college horror stories, surviving e-coli, and much more. For lega...
Uma Thurman Gave Me Body Dysmorphia
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks episode, we triage all things pop culture. Topics such as the Lana vs Ethel drag brunch beef & the Chappell Roan vs an 11 year old beef...
Bring Back Journalism
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This ep we talk all things Oscars -- the highs and lows, and discuss our conspiracy theory that Jake Shane is Timmy Thicc in the present day.
We Done a Healing
11 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we thaw out our winter depression and talk about the many healings we have had over the past week -- including Nick's solo birthday esc...
A Jester Hotlining Today
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Our cup has runneth over and the time has finally come -- join us as we do a full episode deep dive of some of our juiciest Jester Hotline submissions...
Sister Nick's Solo Confessional [FROM THE VAULT]
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
While Chase is stuck in Arizona from Snowmaggedan Pt. 2, Sister Nick releases his Patreon exclusive tell all about his commune update, healing past tr...
Whoopsie Daisy Yoohoo
18 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we are fresh on the scene to discuss Lana's newest song Whoopsie Daisy Yoohoo, and talk about Chase crashing a NYFW party disguised as a...
Clavicular Brutally Jestermogged By ASU Podcast Leaders
11 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we delve into the unknown, aka the straight world of Twitch streamers and Looksmaxxing and explain in pop terms. We also discuss Chase's...
The Trad Wife Of It All
04 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a new episode of M&C! This week we delve into our current obsession of Ebay purchases and also give advice to young queer people to fle...
Snowmaggedon
28 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this week's episode, Chase speaks on surviving the east coast Snowmaggedon storm while Nick enjoys GORGEOUS California on his road trip up the ...
Am I The Asshole?
21 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiii Cacklers! We had so much fun guesting over on Binchtopia's Patreon reading reddit posts from r/AITA that we decided to read some over on M&a...
New Year, New Cyber Beef
14 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the new year cacklers! Listen here as we talk about the horrors that have already transpired this year such as Nicks battle with the flu an...
Back By Popular Demand (w/ Producer Vivi)
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite producer's favorite producer is back to debrief how 3 months of unemployment has been treating her and talk 2026 resolutions
MERRY CACKMUS
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's the most wonderful time of the year -- we love you all ! Thank you for a wonderful year & happy holidays! xxx Nick & Chase xxx
Stroopwafel-Gate
10 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hallo Cacklers! Listen here as Nick describes the marathon that was getting him to Berlin and all that transpired during his trip.
Accidentally Running a Sydney Sweeney Smear Campaign
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Cacklers!!!! M&C is back in NYC and we have reunited in person for this new ep -- listen as Nick details his ASU night out at Basement and our ...
Happy Cack-O-Ween
29 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join us on a very special autumnal episode of Mumbling & Cackling, in this ep we delve into spooky jester hotline submissions and discuss our Hall...
Jester Q&A *FROM THE VAULT*
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiiiii Jesters! In this special episode we answer all of your burning questions such as where Chase has been working the past two years and what is ...
Should I Get a Masters Degree?
01 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hey Cacklers, welcome back to our ongoing internal conflict of WTF do you do with your life in your late 20's -- really fighting the urge to get a...
Traversing Social Media in the Modern Era
17 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Hi Cacklers! Join us as we search for an outlet in the modern era of social media and discuss Nick's date with a man in a polycule...
The Most Famous Podcasters at the Waffle House
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we are debriefing the Lana vs Ethel War whilst paralyzed from the neck down from our simultaneous spinal injuries.
I Don't Speak German, But I Can If You'd Like
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
HELLO! Join us as Nick debrief's his German escapades around Deutschland, horrors and all.
Magellan Boots
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this ep we delve into Nick's new found passion for sailing and speak on Chase's credit card getting hacked, HELLO!
What Shall I Render?
09 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With our frontal lobes fully developed, Nick and Chase drop a bit of wimsy and wisdom on this ep while discussing Nick's European escapade summer ...
Homeless in Barcelona
12 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Primavera recap episode, tune in to hear about all the horrors endured internationally!
*FROM THE VAULT* My Cat Almost Died...
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to a special sneak peak of what its like to be a Jester over on Patreon, if you liked this ep there is plenty more to listen to over there! 💋...
It's a Bad Month, Not a Bad Life
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our financial literacy course brought to you by Nick's ASU business degree! If this is the IRS listening we are just joking don't b...
Coachella sesh + Exposing f0rd ✈️
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're back to recap our current horrors which include a broken foot and hiring an attorney...
Got Dumped by Elton John's Nephew (Not Clickbait)
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Discussing one of the juiciest jester hotlines to date as well as our return to physical media
The Scabies Epidemic
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we discuss our experiences on beta blockers and read harrowing tales about Mayflower Era diseases!
Real Housewives of Mumbling & Cackling Reunion
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you miss us ? 🤭
January So Bad We Got Woke
30 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Vivi takes the mic while Chase is on PTO. We proceed to have a woke off and touch on tenants unions, Margaret Thatcher, the socioeconomic sta...
Ash Travino Wants Tokyo Toni's Nachos
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Heyyyyy, cacklers, we are back to start the new year by discussing the socio-economic state of the world!
Enjoy Yourself, God Knows I Did
25 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Merry Christmas cacklers, feeling so thankful for you all! Enjoy this very special Christmas episode from our lil fam to you!
Luigi Mangione You Will Always Be Famous
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
That's my man, and I'm gonna stand beside him!
*FROM THE VAULT* R U Smarter Than A Cackler?
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Producer Vivi tests us with questions that single-digit-aged individuals can figure out. Answer along with us to see if you are smarter than a cackler...
Sister Andrew Takes the Mic
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This ep our good sis Andrew joins Nick to discuss his hairstory and how he has become a pivotal role in the world of Mumbling and Cackling
I Survived the Sweat Tour
30 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we debrief what many are calling the gay Super Bowl aka the Sweat Tour
*FROM THE VAULT* What the Chile?!
19 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A sneak peek of what you're missing on Patreon 😙
Mama A Seasonal Depression Behind You
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we give you our tips and tricks on how we are fighting off the demons this lovely autumn.
My Nunu Got Me Banned From Instagram
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Why is this episode bio kinda Clairo shade...
Penetrated at It's A Bugs Life
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we unpack the trauma that was the 4D probing Bugs Life attraction at Disneyland and discuss what might be the best jester hotline submissio...
Gluttonous and Greedy
21 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Recapping the dumpster fire that was "It Ends With Us" and exposing Dylan Sprouse + blunt sesh this ep, tune in!
Getting Back On SSRI's
31 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We are not God's strongest soldiers, tune in to hear about our journey back into the land of Lexapro.
IBS Warriors
17 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This ep goes out to all our cacklers who suffer from IBS and the 2024 club scene, you are in our prayers...
Brat Summer
26 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Do you miss Tumblr? We do. Join us as we resurface old Tumblr posts and discuss the AOTY that is "brat" by legendaric artist Charli xcx
Cody Fern Stole My Phone
12 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If you see my baby daddy at pride do NOT inbox me, I already know...🤦♀️
(From the Vault) We Clock the Tea We Think We Deserve
29 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Patreon ep so good I had to ride it! Enjoy this unlocked episode and if you like what you hear there's plenty more over on our Patreon <3
Filet-O-Fish>>>
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we discuss what little we know about the Kendrick vs Drake beef and how Luca Guadagnino can get gay people to watch paint dry.
Being Mindful of Why You Were Invited to the DoLab
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I was at Coachella, leaning on ur shoulder........
Death by Mole
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we talk about what *adulting* (ew) ACTUALLY looks like (getting a cancerous mole removed and then getting an oil change)
The Mono Plandemic
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
On this holy day, we sat down to discuss the lore of smiskis and talk about the REAL pandemic which is contracting mono from a man who doesn't car...
*BONUS* The Bonnie and Clyde of Cyberbullying
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this very special episode, Nick and bestie of 15+ years Amaia Rioseco crack cold ones and tackle the important issues: bisexual shame, getting an E...
Ace Pride
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This ep we delve into our notes app full of horrors we’ve experienced over the past few weeks such as the hell that is getting off lexapro and the D...
To All the Jobs I've Quit Before
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
I didn't have it in myself to go with grace...
Remember When We Didn't Talk for 4 Months...
10 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back by popular demand!
One Big Family of Swedish Eugenicists
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join the girls as we talk about the anomaly that is the LaBrant Family, as well as float the idea that no one should pay back their student loans, we ...
Taylor Swift w/ Seemingly Ranch!
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us cacklenistrias as we discuss groundbreaking topics such as the cultural obsession with 2016 summer, spoopy season hatred, and what is consider...
Oomfs in the Amazon
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hiiiiiii! We are back with a new episode to debrief our take on the VMA's as well as talk about our alleged run-in with the cops whilst borrowing ...
DL Presidential
12 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
On this historic day in American history aka Caca Cat's birthday (also 9/11), we delve into which past presidents we think had a little bit of sugar i...
Hole Eating Amoeba
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tune into this week's episode where we discover we have a flea infestation via Caca Cat and give our long-awaited review of the Hollywood blockbus...
Woodland Nympho
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hi ladies! This week the girls gab about the art of catfishing horny straight men and discuss how Bottoms is the film of the year, give Rachel Sennott...
Sucking Off the Vibe
24 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are so back! Tune into our epic pod return post-Europe to talk about the horrors of returning back to America and also get a personal world history...
Amsterdamsels In Distress
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the final episode of Mumbling and Cackling's epic world tour extravaganza. Join us as we traverse ground such as a nude party, dining a...
Trapped in Pompsleii
30 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ciao Bella! We're back with a slew of horrors that have unfolded during our World Tour. Horrors include the Italian Mafia, heat stroke, and foot b...
Bonjour Bitch
22 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The gals meet up in Europe for the epic debut of their European Tour. Some would argue its even bigger than Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. Its true its...
Sexual Relations Under the Bean
11 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we debrief Chase's birthday extravaganza and navigate hate comments left by homophobic incels
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04 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All aboard the toxic gossip train as we celebrate Chase's birthday with outing such as queer line dancing and attending Bebe Rexha's infamous ...
We Got Hitched!
27 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Tune in to this weeks episode where we discuss our big fat Italian wedding hosted by Nick's double D breast plate and endless bottles of two buck ...
A Queerbaiting Todayyy
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this ep we waterboard Harry Styles and his fashion choices whilst discussing the horrors that have unfolded over the past week. (TW// Hate Crime)
Shhh (Don't Tell Your Mother)
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The twinks are back to discuss how we plan to freak it this summer and how we can get Cool For The Summer by Demi Lovato to #1 on the Billboard hot 10...
priDEMONth
06 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
were baaaaaaaaaack! and were gay!
TradeChella
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we had our Cacklers submit their traumatic blind date stories and did an exposé of a recent blind date party we organized at our very own h...
Little Lad Daughter or Gay Blacksmith Son
16 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
"Here Ye Here Ye" We are back with another episode!!! Join us wenches as we delve into the horrors that are the heinous torture devices of t...
Meth Gala
09 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite boys are back. Tune in as we start discussing the Met Gala and then violently veer off into topics such as Ice Spice, trickle-down econo...
Acoustic Coachella
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we debrief the lawless metaverse that is Coachella. Spoiler alert someone was arrested...
Doing Something Unholy...
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Much like Jesus, the girls are back with another holy episode you won't want to miss
Heaven or Las Vegas
03 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join us as we debrief Nick's birthday trip from HELL and also explore how Chase is one concussion away from permanent brain damage.
Girl Get Up!
28 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we delve into the horrors of our cackler's romantic lives through their written submissions to our Jester Hotline and discuss why Lan...
Being Uncouth Disney Gays
20 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever craved being in a snow globe with randomly generated sims? Join Nick and Chase as they walk you through the horror of being hungover at ...
Welcome To Our Island (Podcast)
13 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this debut episode, Nick & Chase are joined by my legendary podcastress Julia Hava of the Binchtopia podcast. These two twinks and their hag di...
Stroopwafel-Gate
01 Jan 1970
Contributed by Lukas
Hallo Cacklers, join us this ep to hear all about Nick's marathon that was getting him to Berlin & all that transpired on that trip.
Stroopwafel-Gate
01 Jan 1970
Contributed by Lukas
Listen here for the marathon that was Nick getting to Berlin and all that transpired on that trip.
Stroopwafel-Gate
01 Jan 1970
Contributed by Lukas
Hallo Cacklers! Join us as Nick discusses the marathon that was getting to Berlin and all that transpired on that trip.
Stroopwafel-Gate
01 Jan 1970
Contributed by Lukas
Hallo Cacklers! Join us as Nick debriefs the marathon that was getting him to Berlin and all that transpired on that trip.