Music Is None Of Our Business
Episodes
Episode Thirty One - I Can Sing A Rainbow
27 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We pick a load of tracks with colours in the title. Lots of going off in tangents, Stourbridge murals, mispronunciations, record store day rip offs, b...
Episode Thirty - Heads, Shoulders, Knees And Toes
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode we pick songs with body parts in the title, and discuss gig etiquette, or lack of it, Gary Numan impressions, colds, really bad farts, an...
Episode Twenty Nine - Creature Feature
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Some of our favourite songs with creatures in the titles. Plus some rubbish regional accents, London not being a warzone, bizarre gardening accents pl...
Episode Twenty Eight - Whole Wide World
20 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Our favourite songs referencing places are covered this episode, as well as Winston Churchill, puberty, Jake's membership of the Cambodian police ...
Episode Twenty Seven - Lost For Words
09 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In which we discuss our favourite instrumental tracks, as well as can instrumentals have words, death, fiery couture and the threat of quicksand among...
Episode Twenty Six - I Like Food, Food Tastes Good
26 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's the food episode! Lots of songs with, at times, dubious links to food. Also memory loss, poor timekeeping skills and shocking amounts of waff...
Episode Twenty Five - Motion Picture Soundtrack
16 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
From that uninspiring title you can probably guess what this episode is about. We manage to go off topic almost immediately, but then waffle on about ...
Episode Twenty Four - Attack Of The Killer Bs
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We present a trawl through some great B sides, starting with an explanation of what a B side is for you youngsters. Lots of unnecessary singing, what&...
Episode Twenty Three - Happy Happy Joy Joy
26 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
To compliment our romp through a selection of sad songs last time, in this episode we're happy, happy, happy chatting about the songs that make us...
Episode Twenty Two - Down In The Dumps
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It's our saddest songs. No tears, but plenty of bumbling around, forgetting what we were talking about, disagreements about whether disco songs ca...
Episode Twenty One - When We Were Twenty
05 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We revisit 1985, well someone had to. Shenanigans galore, some goth, some feedback, some panpipes. Huh? Panpipes? Bloody panpipes? Are we mad? Quite p...
Episode Twenty - When We Were Young
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss being young with a selection of old 70's pop hits we would have heard on the radio and Top Of The Pops when we were aged 5 - 11. Obviou...
Simply The Best (of 2025)
15 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We go through our Top 10s of 2025, with detours into overpriced records and merch, a rambling explanation of Hauntology, rating Jake's jokes out o...
Episode Eighteen - It's Alive!
05 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss some amazing gigs we've been to as well as moaning about the distress of having to change trains at our age, falling over as opposed to...
Episode Seventeen - Totally Random Man
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We each pick 5 songs that we really, really like. That's a nice simple one. We also cover Jive Bunny, band names with swear words in them and whet...
Episode Sixteen - We're The Boys Making All The Noise
17 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We pick some of our favourite male voices. We also discuss singing with an accent, gravelly voices, the role of wankiness in Prog rock, along with the...
Episode Fifteen - Duck & Cover
07 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We compile some of our favourite cover versions. There are also obscure Kids TV references, saving the world from alien invasion via the medium of bad...
Episode Fourteen - 1997 Revisited And We Feel Very Old
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We reminisce about 1997. Dave almost finishes a sentence, Jake is as erudite as ever. There are Marianne Faithfull cards making a racket, forgotten gi...
Episode Thirteen - Not Superstitious
17 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We compile some of our favourite female fronted bands. Jake reveals he can speak Icelandic, Dave get's the title of one of his favourite LPs wrong...
Episode Twelve - What Do You Call An Episode That's All About The Year 1989?
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We investigate the musically fruitful year of 1989. Dave's memory proves as reliable as ever, Jake get's a new DJ moniker.
Episode Eleven - The Big Chill
26 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The ambient episode. Chill out as we discuss our favourite ambient LPs, and along the way touch on Dave's precarious mental health, Jake's esc...
Episode Ten - Singles Club
10 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After the 2 hour compilation marathon, an hour long sprint through a few brilliant singles. Allegedly. We still managed to go over an hour, even with ...
Episode Nine - The Compilation Marathon
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yikes, a 2 hour + episode. Sorry about that. I had a list of this episodes highlights, but I appear to have mislaid it. However we do discuss the joys...
Episode Eight - We Are The Punks! Part Two
25 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
More punky goodness. Dave gets distracted and forgets stuff, Jake ruins everything by picking loads of bands that Dave had picked as well, then Dave g...
Episode Seven - We Are The Punks! Part One
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Part one of our punk rock special, covering our favourite bands from 1976 - 82. Dave is predictable, Jake is not quite so predictable. Expect the usua...
Episode Six - It's All About Parameters
06 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Girls! Girls! Girls! Our favourite contemporary female musicians are revealed. Plus the usual waffling on, umming and aahing, half finished sentences,...
Episode Five - Thanks For The Memories
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another massive one. We revel in nostalgia, snogging, skin peeling off, paper rounds, dangerous driving and Dave manages the greatest music joke ever....
Supplement 1: Keith's Records
17 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We get dewy eyed over the greatest record shop of all time - Keith's Records.
Episode Four - Not Guilty Your Honour
12 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a marathon! Dave babbles, Jake uses proper sentences as we discuss our parents music taste (or lack of), livers flying out of orifices, misogynis...
Episode 3 - It's Totally Rad, Dude!
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As always Jake has taken the time to prepare a script whilst Dave chooses the ADHD waffling technique, as we both reveal our top 10 LPs of the year so...
Episode Two - Condescension Is Fun
28 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In which we discuss 4AD records, Icelandic nomenclature, lengthy phone cords, why Dave is funnier than Jake and a few other trivial matters.
Episode One - Lists Are Not Our Forte
21 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The first episode. Please forgive my excessive use of the phrase "If I remember rightly".