My Dad Wrote A Porno
Episodes
S4E4 - 'Zachariah's Magic Wand'
17 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda is back in Central London, as she spends a wild night out with the aristocracy... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Footnotes: Helga's Case Files
13 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky. Hosted on Acast. See acast...
S4E3 - 'Cubicle Confessions'
10 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
More shocking revelations come to light from an unlikely source as the wedding of the year continues... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 3
06 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
You have thousands of questions. And Rocky Flintstone has none of the answers. But he'll give it his best shot as he gets his exclusive right to reply...
S4E2 - 'Tony's Secret'
03 Sep 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Will Tony and Giselle say 'I do'? Who is the phantom behind the pillar? Jamie, Alice and James return to the wedding of the year to find out.. Hosted ...
Footnotes: Who Is The Special One?
30 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
We didn't discover the Special One's identity in chapter one - who could it be? Will we ever find out? Jamie, James and Alice examine your surprisingl...
S4E1 - 'Dearly Beloved'
27 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jamie, James and Alice are back with book 4 of Rocky Flintstone's erotic saga, 'Belinda Blinked'. The last book ended with the revelation that there w...
Belinda Blinked 4; The Blurb
20 Aug 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Ahead of the start of season 4 on Monday, Jamie, Alice and James read the blurb of 'Belinda Blinked 4' to find out what's in store for Belinda and co....
Best of Book Three
09 Apr 2018
Contributed by Lukas
Jamie, James & Alice look back on some of their favourite moments from book three in Rocky's 'Belinda Blinked' saga. AND they finally reveal when ...
Footnotes: Royal Albert Hall
01 Feb 2018
Contributed by Lukas
A special episode from inside London's Royal Albert Hall to exclusively announce we are bringing our live show to this iconic venue. We are making his...
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2
11 Dec 2017
Contributed by Lukas
In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjo...
S3E15 - 'East Berlin'
04 Sep 2017
Contributed by Lukas
As Book Three draws to a close, it becomes clear that things will never be the same again at Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...
Footnotes: How Will It End?
31 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The gang read your theories about how Book Three will end ahead of the finale which is just around the corner... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
S3E14 - 'Belinda's Spiral Staircase'
28 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After his afternoon's work at Bargain Basementland, Des Martin is treated to a steamy sex session at Belinda's central London apartment. Hosted on Aca...
Footnotes: Personality Test
24 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Who is Belinda Blumenthal? Using the Myers-Briggs Personality Test, the gang try to answer that question, once and for all... Hosted on Acast. See aca...
S3E13 - 'A Schweinsteiger Afternoon'
21 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda delves deeper into the business side of Steeles with the help of her trusty RSM, Des Martin and joins him for a days visits with customers. Ho...
Footnotes: Ben Barnes
17 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Star of HBO's 'Westworld', actor Ben Barnes tells the gang about a weird connection he shares with Jamie and his Dad... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
S3E12 - 'Butch The Sunburnt Kid'
14 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Night descends on Giselle's hen do as the girls make one young man's dreams come true in the Torremolinos marina. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Footnotes: Vagina 101
10 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After many of you requested it, Jamie and Alice help answer James' questions to learn more about the vagina and other female organs... Hosted on Acast...
S3E11 - 'Cock-A-Doodle-Flew'
07 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda and Bella want to surprise Giselle with a special flight for her hen do, so ask an old friend to help them out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com...
Footnotes: Nicholas Hoult
03 Aug 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Star of Mad Max: Fury Road, A Single Man, the X-Men movies, and more, Nicholas Hoult joins the gang in Montreal to talk weird flats, hen parties and t...
S3E10 - 'Ken Dewsbury's Cellar'
31 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Whilst in Leeds, Ken takes Belinda to his highly unusual basement flat where they get to know each other properly Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Footnotes: Rocky Changed My Life
27 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
The gang read your stories about how Rocky and his literature has changed your life for the better...or the worse... or both? Hosted on Acast. See aca...
S3E9 - 'Yorkshire'
24 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda flies to Yorkshire to meet her RSM, Ken Dewsbury, and resolve an issue with one of her distributors in her own unique way. Hosted on Acast. Se...
Footnotes: Sex Parties
20 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Inspired by Belinda's Belgian orgy, Emma Sayle, founder and CEO of exclusive adult event company Killing Kittens, tells the gang what really goes on b...
S3E8 - 'A F*cking Good Time'
17 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Alfonse takes Belinda to a private members' club where she takes part in a sex game with some of Belgium's high society... Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Footnotes: Aphrodisiacs
13 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After the horror that was 'The Chocolate Fountain', aphrodisiacs expert Amy Reiley joins the gang to discuss whether Rocky has got it right with sexy ...
S3E7 - 'The Chocolate Fountain'
10 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda heads to Belgium for her appointment with Alfonse Stirbacker and a trip to a chocolate factory... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Footnotes: Belinda's CV
06 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Who is Belinda? Where has she come from? What drives her? The gang try to answer these questions as they get their hands on her curriculum vitae... Ho...
S3E6 - 'Mr. Claus Bloch'
03 Jul 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda meets Claus Bloch at The Grosvenor Hotel for an important proposal, a posh lunch. Oh, and sex, of course. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Footnotes: Mara Wilson
29 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Star of childhood classics Mrs Doubtfire, Matilda and Miracle on 34th Street, Mara Wilson joins the gang to talk all things Belinda Hosted on Acast. S...
S3E5 - 'Accident or Emergency?'
26 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After last week's devastating clithanger, it's time to finally discover Belinda's fate... is it good or is it bad? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Footnotes: What Happens Next?
22 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
After this week's clithanger, the gang read your theories about what's next for Belinda. Is this the end? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
S3E4 - 'A Topless Ride'
19 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda and the Duchess spend the day with the riding set at a showjumping competition. Later, things get a little raunchy before events take an unexp...
Footnotes: Stephen Mangan
15 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Tony-nominated actor Stephen Mangan joins the gang to discuss royalty, Jamie's many voices and whether Rocky's mind is actually human... Hosted on Aca...
S3E3 - 'Dinner at the Duke's Table'
12 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda enjoys a swanky dinner at Epsom Hall with some of the Duchess' high society friends. However, the love eggs prove to be a big distraction... t...
Footnotes: George Ezra
08 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Singer-songwriter George Ezra joins the gang to chat about Book 3 so far and give his critique of a fan-written song, 'Pomegranates and Rivets'... Hos...
S3E2 - 'Epsom Hall'
05 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda heads to the idyllic English countryside with The Duchess, who helps get her in the mood for a debauched weekend with the riding set... Hosted...
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions 2
01 Jun 2017
Contributed by Lukas
You have questions, Rocky Flintstone has answers...sort of. The author and genius behind the 'Belinda Blinked' saga gets his exclusive right to reply ...
S3E1 - 'London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time'
29 May 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Why did Tony blink? Has Bella earned a promotion? What will Belinda do next? Get all the answers (or none of them) to these questions as Jamie, Alice ...
Best of Book Two
17 Apr 2017
Contributed by Lukas
Ahead of series three ,Jamie, James and Alice are back to talk about some of the best - or worst - moments of the second book in the 'Belinda Blinked'...
My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1
16 Dec 2016
Contributed by Lukas
In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...
S2E17 - 'A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch'
24 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Will Belinda finally get her meeting with Jim? Have we seen the last of Hank Skank? Will we be reading book 3? Find out the answers to all of these qu...
Footnotes: Michael Sheen
20 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Star of stage and screen (and general lovely man) Michael Sheen sits down with the gang to talk about his grandfather's own unusual career and how he ...
S2E16 - 'A Bit Of Spaghetti Sauce'
17 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Still in Texas, Belinda is taken to an Italian restaurant by well-connected businessman, where things get very saucy over a bowl of Spaghetti Bolognes...
Footnotes: Inside Our Book
13 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
We've finally got our hands on the first copies of our new book and it actually looks good! We have our first delve inside the pages... Hosted on Acas...
S2E15 - 'Jim's Secret'
10 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's the biggest cliffhanger since Ross said Rachel's name at the altar - what is between Jim Stirling's legs? The answer lies within - and you'll nev...
Footnotes: Charlotte Crosby
06 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Entrepreneur and reality star Charlotte Crosby is a real-life Belinda. She drops by to share some hilarious stories as well as her business tips for o...
S2E14 - 'Texas, USA'
03 Oct 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda and Bella touch down in Texas to secure a lucrative deal with Jim Stirling. But is he even there? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m...
Footnotes: Dr Tamal Ray
29 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dr Tamal (also, a finalist on last year's 'The Great British Bake Off') joins the gang to give a medical analysis of Belinda's activities. Hosted on A...
S2E13 - 'Up, Up and Away'
26 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Bella and Belinda bump into Hazel, the co-pilot from Amsterdam, on a long haul flight to Texas. We can all guess what happens next... Hosted on Acast....
Footnotes: Live Shows
22 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's the very first Porno live shows this week in London and the gang try to overcome their nerves before hitting the stage... Hosted on Acast. See ac...
S2E12 - 'The Fitting Bit'
19 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Before trying on their new expensive horse riding outfits, Belinda and Bella are given a unique 'while-u-wait' service by sales assistant Adaam... Hos...
Footnotes: Thomas Middleditch
15 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Emmy-nominated star of HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Thomas Middleditch chats to the gang about the tragic character of Belinda, tries out a few character vo...
S2E11 - 'Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters To Royalty'
12 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda and Bella go shopping and splash out on new horse riding outfits. But first, they need to get measured... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Footnotes: Twitter Roulette
08 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The gang read and respond to some of the tweets they've received about Book 2 so far... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
S2E10 - 'Sir James Pops Up'
05 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday night and Belinda and her "glee team" are gossiping over drinks at the Pentra. But it isn't long before company chairman Sir James Godwin ...
Footnotes: Rachel Bloom
01 Sep 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Creator and star of 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' Rachel Bloom talks us through her weird 'Belinda Blinked' theory and helps us put the wheels in motion for '...
S2E9 - 'Motivating The Sales Force'
29 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Less than an hour after she arrives back in London, there's HR issues for Belinda to deal with at the office. Obviously, she has her own unique approa...
Footnotes: Daisy Ridley
25 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The Force is strong with Belinda as 'Star Wars' actress Daisy Ridley joins the gang to chat about weird merchandise, who she'd play in the 'Belinda Bl...
S2E8 - 'Amsterdam To London Sky High'
22 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
After an eventful night in Amsterdam, Belinda uses her flight back to London as an opportunity to join the Mile High Club... Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Footnotes: No Such Thing As A Porno
18 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's a podcast mash-up as the gang chat to Dan Schreiber from the hugely popular podcast 'No Such Thing As A Fish'. Dan guides us through facts about ...
S2E7 - 'The Countess Zara'
15 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda's bizarre night in Amsterdam continues as she meets Zara, The Countess of Leningrad...and also, it seems, the madam of a brothel. Hosted on Ac...
Footnotes: Reddit
11 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The gang find an old Reddit thread that Rocky might have used for tips and inspiration for his own writing... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...
S2E6 - 'Casino Etoile, Amsterdam'.
08 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The night is young(ish) for Belinda as she heads to an exclusive casino and encounters a potential new Russian client, Grigor Calanski... Hosted on Ac...
Footnotes: Learning Dutch
04 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Want to learn some key Dutch phrases that will help you if you're ever planning a Belinda-style trip to Amsterdam? The gang are here to help... Hosted...
S2E5 - 'Goedenavond Peter'
01 Aug 2016
Contributed by Lukas
It's the return of Peter Rouse as he becomes reacquainted with Belinda in his Amsterdam pad before taking her for dinner, where she gets a little too ...
Footnotes: We've Got Mail
28 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
The gang read through some of the emails from Belinda fans (aka Belinkers) with questions, concerns or weird stories about Book 2 so far... Hosted on ...
S2E4 - 'Helga Turns It On'
25 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Dr Robbins' assistant Helga strips off her woollens and gets involved in the action with Belinda...whilst Dr Robbin's looks on... Hosted on Acast. See...
Footnotes: Joe Lycett
21 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Joe Lycett joins the gang to read the many and varied Amazon reviews for Belinda Blinked Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
S2E3 - 'The Dutchman's Leather Desk'
18 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda gets to grips with Dr Robbins on his large red leather desk. However, it isn't long before he quickly reveals some bizarre sexual quirks... Ho...
Footnotes: Book Announcement
14 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Amazing news - Rocky Flintstone is going to be an actual published author! We're releasing a fun filled book all about Belinda Blinked 1 with our all ...
S2E2 - 'Amsterdammmm'
11 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda makes her first trip to Europe to secure a lucrative deal with Peter Rouse. Before she meets him, she encounters some new, interesting charact...
Footnotes: Elijah Wood
07 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Hollywood actor (and self-proclaimed very early MDWAP fan) Elijah Wood chats to the gang about his favourite moments, the movie version and Rocky Flin...
S2E1 - 'Ritz Spa Gossip'
04 Jul 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda and the gang are BACK as they open 'Belinda Blinked 2'. This week, Giselle lets Belinda in on some sexy secrets as the girls treat themselves ...
Best Of Book One
06 Jun 2016
Contributed by Lukas
Ahead of series two, the gang get together to talk about some of their favourite moments from the now legendary 'Belinda Blinked 1' book. Hosted on Ac...
Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions
25 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky ...
S1E13 - 'Monday Morning 7.45am'
21 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Revelations, announcements, endings - this episode has it all! It's the final chapter of 'Belinda Blinked 1'. Belinda enjoys one more session with The...
Footnotes: Casting The Movie
17 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we're deciding our A-list cast for 'Belinda Blinked: The Movie'.....
S1E12 - 'The Duchess Comes Clean'
14 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
It's the return of The Duchess in the penultimate chapter of 'Belinda Blinked'. What is she coming clean about? Will we find out? Will it make sense? ...
Footnotes: Merchandising
10 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, Rocky has sent an email with some interesting ideas for 'Belinda ...
S1E11 - 'The Night Receptionist'
07 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda is still wide awake at The Horse and Jockey as the youngish man from reception brings her some extra special room service... Hosted on Acast. ...
Footnotes: Rocky's Biography
03 Dec 2015
Contributed by Lukas
'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. This week, we discover that Rocky has written himself a biography... Hosted ...
S1E10 - 'Sunday Night 11.55pm'
30 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Belinda and Peter continue their awkward dalliance in the lobby of 'The Horse and Jockey' in full view of the CCTV. And Peter reveals a shocking twist...
S1E9 - 'The Horse and Jockey'
23 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In what is becoming the longest day of her life, Belinda returns to The Horse and Jockey for dinner followed by a second dalliance with Peter Rouse......
S1E8 - 'The Chalet'
16 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
As Belinda's day at the company party continues, the mysterious Duchess takes her to a nearby chalet where things get very racy... Hosted on Acast. Se...
S1E7 - 'The Tombola'
09 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week Belinda is finally free from the maze and takes part in a charity tombola. But, as always, it's more than meets the eye. The prizes are much...
S1E6 - 'The Third Client Peter Rouse'
02 Nov 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week Belinda spends time with one more client in the medium sized maze. They seem to be getting on well - could this be love? Hosted on Acast. Se...
S1E5 - 'The Second Client Jim Stirling'
26 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week Belinda is still in the maze and gets a little more (or should that be less?) than she bargained for with potential BIG... American client,...
S1E4 - 'The Maze / The First Client'
19 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week it's two chapters for the price of one! Belinda puts on her tennis gear (without bra or thong) as Tony leads her to a "medium-sized garden m...
S1E3 - 'The Regional Sales Meeting'
12 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Belinda gets to grips with her UK wide sales team and a few after-work drinks at a hotel bar get a little out of control. One word - pomegr...
S1E2 - 'The Leather Room'
05 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, Belinda discovers an unusual room in her office, lined, from floor to ceiling, in leather tiles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
S1E1 - 'The Job Interview'
05 Oct 2015
Contributed by Lukas
In the very first episode, we meet our heroine, Belinda Blumenthal, as she interviews for the job of her dreams - worldwide sales director of a pots a...
My Dad Wrote A Porno - Season 1 Trailer
28 Sep 2015
Contributed by Lukas
Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's dec...