My Impression
Episodes
Why don’t wlw have Grindr ?
11 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did I just uncover a major inequity in the LGBTQ+ community ???
TTPD: Taylor Swift’s Marketing Flop
28 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As I reflect on TTPDs birthday, it hits me that Taylor Swift is not the marketing queen she’s purported to be.
Coachella Coachella Coachella
22 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Honestly I was super disappointed it was giving Marshalls
I want a Matty to my Taylor. Am I allowed to cry ?
07 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I explore the desires of dating a himbo, an emotionally deep person, or a Matty Healy (a rat?). I saw this tiktok where it seemed like...
Ariana Grande, Mushys, and Being a Vulnerable Person
31 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ariana Grande’s deluxe version of Eternal Sunshine, a chocolate mushroom bar, and a random book I got have me thinking: am I a piece of shit? How do...
Olivia Rodrigo certified that Sexy is BACK
23 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With the cultural change post Cupcakke the rapper, we were blessed with Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift, and Olivia Rodrigo stepping into their sexual...
First Dates are MAYHEM
17 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode I rate Mayhem by Lady Gaga and crash out about first dates, how much of your wall to let down, and whether sharing your poly past is w...
ED Driven Situationships
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We finally answer the age old question: does hunger drive situationships? In this episode I dive into the prime example of an ED situationship (obviou...
That time I was in an interattractive unethical polyamorous relationship
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you’ve ever wondered where the “is Taylor Swift in an interattractive dom sub unethical polyamorous relationship?” joke came from- it really ...
Taylor Swift put America in a victim mentality spiral
16 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I love Taylor Swift music for commiserating, but does living in your victimhood stifle your growth? In this episode I discuss Taylor's victimhood, the...
GRAMMYS WOW
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
All about the 2025 Grammys: TAYLOR’S DRESS, charli’s performance, and BEYONCÉ WINS AOTY!!!! And Benson Boones big ass cheeks
My DEPRESSION: FKA twigs, TSCU, and RHONY
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The state of the United States has depressed me this beautiful Sunday after spending time with that guy I met on bumble bff. The good news is I discov...
Taylor Swift with the Chiefs, Caitlin Clark, and Chanel
19 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
I saw Taylor Swift with Caitlin Clark at the chiefs game together and wondered, “what is that?”. I delve into whether Taylor is capable of giving ...
Touching Grass in a Post-TikTok World
13 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Some lady said she was going to actually live her life after TikTok gets banned. Is scrolling not living life? Will be just move to scroll on another ...
Was Kaylor WLW or a disturbing obsession?
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Episode 6 of My Impression takes us back to the KAYLOR LORE (my favorite swiftie lore ever) to determine if Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss reciprocated...
2025 CELEBRITY PREDICTIONS
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy new year! 2025 is going to be full of celeb drama (I have a sixth sense for that) and these are my hopes and dreams from the tabloids!! In short...
Miss Jumbo Cornball 2024
30 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The nominations and final winner of Miss Jumbo Cornball 2024 are announced! From Camila Cabello, Taylor Swift, and Ethan Slater, the special awards sh...
Blake Lively and Taylor Swift should lobby for PR regulation
23 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
After the release of Blake Lively’s lawsuit against Justin Baldoni, it seems Blake would benefit from regulating stories in the media funneled by PR...
Inter-attractive relationships: ugly and poly are not bad words(?)
16 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The inter-attractive relationship craze is taking Hollywood by storm (Selena/Benny, Taylor/Travis, Lana/Alligator Daddy, Ariana/Bauque, etc)! Is this ...
End of an Era: Tour, TikTok, and Tayloyal
08 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
As Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour and TikTok seemingly come to an end, can we hope to be entertained by the infidelity in Hollywood and Taylor Swift’s a...
Situationships are WICKED
30 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo in a lesbian situationship? Are their psyches stuck as Glinda and Elphaba? Will the Directors Cut of Wicked reveal ...