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Hello. Oh, no.
We've crashed. By the way, sorry, before we start, can I please... We broke. Can I please plug my European tour and my Ireland and UK tour? I've dates. I've dates to sell. No, you can't. I've pork. No. London. I said no. Bournemouth. Berlin. No. I have a second Lisbon. I have a second Amsterdam. No. Vogue, stop. Stop it.
Oh, I'm sick. I'm sick.
I've had to go on.
I'm on an inhaler. I'm very unwell.
I know I'm very Darth Vader, but yeah. The noise. I thought I'd left the windows open. It's like, hold on. I actually have to turn you down.
I'm sorry. I'll sit back for the mic. You're like a Victorian child sick with the consumption. It's really, honestly, it's really bad. At the wedding, I couldn't, on the Saturday, I couldn't open my, and look at the size of my mouth. Obviously, I could still fit food in the size of it.
But I actually could only half open it because all my sinuses and all my top jaw and stuff were just, I was in bits. Your top jaw. What was going on with the bottom jaw?
The bottom jaw was just fine. I could get that down to let the food in, you know. wow let the trap door open oh yeah for the treats god you sound now you sound awful I'll be honest yeah thank you very much so what does the inhaler do what does the are you like are you is that like is this kind of are you asthmatic now is what I'm asking
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