Gladiators, Labubu & Soo-Chi
01 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue is VERY excited for what she's doing this week and with good reason. Joanne needs persuading w...
MTGM EXTRA! "Last night, I had a dream..."
30 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has a very delicate topic to bring up, which may cause some shock. But has she got a point? V...
Jojo Siwa, Curly Blow & Sticklebacks
25 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There are lots of very serious topics to talk about, so Vogue & Joanne are getting straight in. ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Valuable travel information..."
23 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This weeks emailer has some sage advice for anyone thinking of visiting Dubai... You need to know th...
Spain, Wimbledon & Glastonbury
18 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Like they were never away... Vogue & Joanne return with so much to talk about. How many times di...
MTGM EXTRA! "The Priest shushed me!"
02 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Before Vogue & Joanne head on a short break (don't worry, they're back on July 18th!) they neede...
We need a break from each other...
27 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's a ropey start to the final main episode... Joanne's tech is not tech-ing and Vogue is still ins...
MTGM EXTRA! "WTF happened to Culture Corner?!"
25 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne's barge life continues and Vogue is back in London, coping with the heat and worrying about s...
The Barge, Doja Cat & Clones
20 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the end, Joanne ended up with better Wi-Fi on 'the barge' than anywhere else she stayed during he...
MTGM EXTRA! "No pants... No nothing."
18 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The phrase of the week this week is "making chicken soup out of chicken s***." Joanne will explain. ...
Parties in Puglia, Pronouncing Puglia & Pitbull
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has been burning the candle at both ends. After a heavy weekend and one of the world's best p...
MTGM EXTRA! "He wants a break. I haven't slept."
11 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Joanne dialling in from Amsterdam, it's time for a couple more excellent emails... This time ab...
Joanne In Europe, Kelly Osbourne & 40th Plans
06 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue doesn't turn 40 until October, but that doesn't mean she's not WAY down the track on plans to ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Bless this guy for misreading the situation..."
Wed, 04 Jun
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue wastes no times with a big hitting question this week. Does anybody REALLY like bananas? Once ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Bless this guy for misreading the situation..."
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue wastes no times with a big hitting question this week. Does anybody REALLY like bananas? Once ...
Big Mouth, Berghain & Biting
Fri, 30 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
If you hadn't heard... Vogue wrote a book! Well, now - that book is out and she's even been on a (mi...
Big Mouth, Berghain & Biting
30 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If you hadn't heard... Vogue wrote a book! Well, now - that book is out and she's even been on a (mi...
MTGM EXTRA! "I text him: Do you want to die alone?"
Wed, 28 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne and Vogue profess their love for David Attenborough this week - but we all love him, don't we...
MTGM EXTRA! "I text him: Do you want to die alone?"
28 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne and Vogue profess their love for David Attenborough this week - but we all love him, don't we...
Facelifts, Resharing & Doing More Things
Fri, 23 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It's important to 'do' things. Get out there! DO things. That's how Vogue & Joanne feel anyway. ...
Facelifts, Resharing & Doing More Things
23 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's important to 'do' things. Get out there! DO things. That's how Vogue & Joanne feel anyway. ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Give them their reality back..."
Wed, 21 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Text fighting... Don't do it. That's just one of the lessons this week... Plus, Twitter isn't the pl...
MTGM EXTRA! "Give them their reality back..."
21 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Text fighting... Don't do it. That's just one of the lessons this week... Plus, Twitter isn't the pl...
School Nostalgia, Dancing & Crying On A Plane
Fri, 16 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
We're headed straight down to nostalgia corner this week, recalling all the things from school you'd...
School Nostalgia, Dancing & Crying On A Plane
16 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We're headed straight down to nostalgia corner this week, recalling all the things from school you'd...
MTGM EXTRA! "He hadn't mentioned going for a massage..."
Wed, 14 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Men's brains and women's brains are different. In this episode, MTGM investigates exactly that. Plus...
MTGM EXTRA! "He hadn't mentioned going for a massage..."
14 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Men's brains and women's brains are different. In this episode, MTGM investigates exactly that. Plus...
Babysitting, Running Trainers & Peanut's Law
Fri, 09 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Sometimes we see something on social media and assume Joanne has gone mad. That happened this week, ...
Babysitting, Running Trainers & Peanut's Law
09 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sometimes we see something on social media and assume Joanne has gone mad. That happened this week, ...
MTGM EXTRA! "My husband went pale..."
Wed, 07 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Money is funny... Joanne is right. Money can make people behave quite oddly and this weeks email has...
MTGM EXTRA! "My husband went pale..."
07 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Money is funny... Joanne is right. Money can make people behave quite oddly and this weeks email has...
DIY, Conclave & Trolls
Fri, 02 May
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Have you ever trolled someone? BE HONEST! Vogue has a story that ended awkwardly for the trolls, whi...
DIY, Conclave & Trolls
02 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Have you ever trolled someone? BE HONEST! Vogue has a story that ended awkwardly for the trolls, whi...
MTGM EXTRA! "My Dad has been cheating on my Mum for years..."
Wed, 30 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne has a new obsession... The recording started and there was a noise in the background, but did...
MTGM EXTRA! "My Dad has been cheating on my Mum for years..."
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has a new obsession... The recording started and there was a noise in the background, but did...
The Vase, Easter & Liz Hurley
Fri, 25 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Did you have a big Easter? Because if you looked at social media, it seems like everybody else had a...
The Vase, Easter & Liz Hurley
25 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you have a big Easter? Because if you looked at social media, it seems like everybody else had a...
MTGM EXTRA! "He was the reddest flag."
Wed, 23 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
So, what's happened this week? Topshop is back, Pat has given up golf, the email is MAD and amazing ...
MTGM EXTRA! "He was the reddest flag."
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So, what's happened this week? Topshop is back, Pat has given up golf, the email is MAD and amazing ...
Blue Origin, Pigeons & Amicable Breakups
Fri, 18 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, Vogue's in Howth (of course she gets the mention in) and Joanne is back in London, gettin...
Blue Origin, Pigeons & Amicable Breakups
18 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, Vogue's in Howth (of course she gets the mention in) and Joanne is back in London, gettin...
MTGM EXTRA! "Joanne's a Flat Earther"
Wed, 16 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue is back from St Bartholomew, and Joanne is back from NYC. In this jet-lagged episode, they dis...
MTGM EXTRA! "Joanne's a Flat Earther"
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue is back from St Bartholomew, and Joanne is back from NYC. In this jet-lagged episode, they dis...
Self Validation, Sewing & The White Lotus
Fri, 11 Apr
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
After a two-week podcast hiatus, Vogue and Joanne are back - broadcasting live from the gl...
Self Validation, Sewing & The White Lotus
11 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After a two-week podcast hiatus, Vogue and Joanne are back - broadcasting live from the gl...
MTGM EXTRA! "Fu** you, Vogue"
Wed, 26 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
News just in: Aimee Lou Wood is replacing Vogue on My Therapist Ghosted Me, and together the ladies ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Fu** you, Vogue"
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
News just in: Aimee Lou Wood is replacing Vogue on My Therapist Ghosted Me, and together the ladies ...
The Zoo, Robbing & Dogging
Fri, 21 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue witnessed a robbery at London Zoo - and a man petting the goats alone. Also, Joanne is going t...
The Zoo, Robbing & Dogging
21 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue witnessed a robbery at London Zoo - and a man petting the goats alone. Also, Joanne is going t...
MTGM EXTRA! "Champagne!"
Wed, 19 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
If Joanne had known that having a husband meant getting champagne whenever she shouted for it, she w...
MTGM EXTRA! "Champagne!"
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
If Joanne had known that having a husband meant getting champagne whenever she shouted for it, she w...
Gold Pigeon, Chelsea Handler & Sharon Horgan
Fri, 14 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Chelsea Handler + Sharon Horgan 4EVA! <3Joanne asks Vogue who her dream mentor would be, and toge...
Gold Pigeon, Chelsea Handler & Sharon Horgan
14 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Chelsea Handler + Sharon Horgan 4EVA! <3Joanne asks Vogue who her dream mentor would be, and toge...
MTGM EXTRA! "Everyone needs an orgasm, right?"
Wed, 12 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue reckons she's on her way to trad-wife, but there are a few key elements missing, according to ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Everyone needs an orgasm, right?"
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue reckons she's on her way to trad-wife, but there are a few key elements missing, according to ...
Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley
Fri, 07 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Do you share Joanne's joy at 'the trolley' being wheeled down the aisle of a train or plane? Perhaps...
Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley
07 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Do you share Joanne's joy at 'the trolley' being wheeled down the aisle of a train or plane? Perhaps...
MTGM EXTRA! "Am I turning my boyfriend into my Dad?"
Wed, 05 Mar
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne reckons it's time for a new item on MTGM... Welcome to "The Culture Pocket". Who knows whethe...
MTGM EXTRA! "Am I turning my boyfriend into my Dad?"
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne reckons it's time for a new item on MTGM... Welcome to "The Culture Pocket". Who knows whethe...
Oíche Mhaith, 30D & Let Them Off
Fri, 28 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
How's your Irish? If the title doesn't make sense to you, it will soon. This week, Joanne has cracke...
Oíche Mhaith, 30D & Let Them Off
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How's your Irish? If the title doesn't make sense to you, it will soon. This week, Joanne has cracke...
MTGM EXTRA! "Don't judge me."
Wed, 26 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue has something to tell Joanne which may cause a small amount of jealousy... Let's see how that ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Don't judge me."
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue has something to tell Joanne which may cause a small amount of jealousy... Let's see how that ...
Skiing, Phone Theft & A Colonoscopy
Fri, 21 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue doesn't just ski... She rescues those in need, she jumps, she twists... She does it all. Away ...
Skiing, Phone Theft & A Colonoscopy
21 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue doesn't just ski... She rescues those in need, she jumps, she twists... She does it all. Away ...
MTGM EXTRA! "I won't feel that excitement again in this lifetime."
Wed, 19 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
This week, it's time for Vogue & Joanne to do some Googling about periods and what's ACTUALLY go...
MTGM EXTRA! "I won't feel that excitement again in this lifetime."
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, it's time for Vogue & Joanne to do some Googling about periods and what's ACTUALLY go...
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
Fri, 14 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne has pulled out all the stops for Valentines Day and everyone around her is being showered wit...
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
14 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has pulled out all the stops for Valentines Day and everyone around her is being showered wit...
MTGM EXTRA! "I don't hear from him for a solid 24 hours."
Wed, 12 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne has still not delivered Vogue's Christmas presents to her, so that's a thing. Vogue takes the...
MTGM EXTRA! "I don't hear from him for a solid 24 hours."
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne has still not delivered Vogue's Christmas presents to her, so that's a thing. Vogue takes the...
God Bless...
Fri, 07 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Who's watched the Boyzone documentary?? Don't worry, because Vogue & Joanne have! Plus, what did...
God Bless...
07 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Who's watched the Boyzone documentary?? Don't worry, because Vogue & Joanne have! Plus, what did...
MTGM EXTRA! "Do I cut and run?"
Wed, 05 Feb
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
As promised, Vogue & Joanne are diving head first into the drama between Blake Lively and Justi...
MTGM EXTRA! "Do I cut and run?"
05 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
As promised, Vogue & Joanne are diving head first into the drama between Blake Lively and Justi...
Leo, Bodysuits & Running Times
Fri, 31 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Where does Chat GPT get off? Yet again, it's taking shots at the expense of this podcast and it's no...
Leo, Bodysuits & Running Times
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Where does Chat GPT get off? Yet again, it's taking shots at the expense of this podcast and it's no...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm anxious about our future."
Wed, 29 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Vogue & Joanne decide that the best time to identify each other's red flags is whilst the mics a...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm anxious about our future."
29 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Vogue & Joanne decide that the best time to identify each other's red flags is whilst the mics a...
Wandsworth Prison, Brad Pitt & Intruders Downstairs
Fri, 24 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
There are more updates from Joanne in Cape Town this week. They are as fantastic as you'd imagine. M...
Wandsworth Prison, Brad Pitt & Intruders Downstairs
24 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
There are more updates from Joanne in Cape Town this week. They are as fantastic as you'd imagine. M...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm sure the sex will come back."
Wed, 22 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Joanne went to a very fancy restaurant this week, but she and Vogue agree that when it gets too fanc...
MTGM EXTRA! "I'm sure the sex will come back."
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Joanne went to a very fancy restaurant this week, but she and Vogue agree that when it gets too fanc...
TikTok Trolls, 'Queueing' & Feet
Fri, 17 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The topics for discussion just keep coming this week... Joanne's PT sessions in Cape Town, a huge ac...
TikTok Trolls, 'Queueing' & Feet
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The topics for discussion just keep coming this week... Joanne's PT sessions in Cape Town, a huge ac...
MTGM EXTRA! "It's all WAY too vigorous..."
Wed, 15 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
How's it going for Joanne in Cape Town? How's the dating scene? Find out! If you’d like to get in ...
MTGM EXTRA! "It's all WAY too vigorous..."
15 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
How's it going for Joanne in Cape Town? How's the dating scene? Find out! If you’d like to get in ...
Cape Town, Petty Neighbours & The Alps
Fri, 10 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It's another international effort this week. Vogue is in The Alps and Joanne is in Cape Town! Find o...
Cape Town, Petty Neighbours & The Alps
10 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's another international effort this week. Vogue is in The Alps and Joanne is in Cape Town! Find o...
MTGM EXTRA! "Sex is off the cards."
Wed, 08 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
An email this week from a straight male listener, proving that they DO exist! Meanwhile, Vogue vows ...
MTGM EXTRA! "Sex is off the cards."
08 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
An email this week from a straight male listener, proving that they DO exist! Meanwhile, Vogue vows ...
Gwendolyn Markievicz McNally
Fri, 03 Jan
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
The Christmas decorations are barely even down (Vogue's are... Obviously) and they're back to it. Jo...
Gwendolyn Markievicz McNally
03 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Christmas decorations are barely even down (Vogue's are... Obviously) and they're back to it. Jo...
MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."
Wed, 18 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
It's the last episode of 2024 from Vogue & Joanne, but don't worry - they never leave you for lo...
MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the last episode of 2024 from Vogue & Joanne, but don't worry - they never leave you for lo...
MORE Christmas Presents, Leopard Print & Ultra Dark Tan
Fri, 13 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
There was a small delay this week, whilst Vogue was so ill she couldn't get out of bed. She rallied ...
MORE Christmas Presents, Leopard Print & Ultra Dark Tan
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
There was a small delay this week, whilst Vogue was so ill she couldn't get out of bed. She rallied ...
MTGM EXTRA! "His ex is a 10/10..."
Wed, 11 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
When you check out his dating history and see his ex was a knockout, it's never great - but does it ...
MTGM EXTRA! "His ex is a 10/10..."
11 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
When you check out his dating history and see his ex was a knockout, it's never great - but does it ...
No Bra, Ice Skating & Big Mouth!
Fri, 06 Dec
Contributed by Lukas • Default Dataset
Just before they headed out for their Christmas do, Vogue & Joanne had things that needed to be ...