My Therapist Ghosted Me

Brooklyn, Morocco & Heated Rivalry

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Ok, it's time. If they'd waited any longer, it would have burst out of them (especially Vogue). Plus, thoughts on Heated Rivalry and Joanne's planned ...

MTGM EXTRA! "I miss home so much."

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

For anyone waiting to hear Vogue & Joanne's latest takes on the Beckham situation... You need to wait until Friday... JUST WAIT. For now, get amon...

Pay Pig, Hamnet & Greatest Hits

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

You know how you sometimes get a 'greatest hits' album? This podcast goes a bit 'greatest hits' at points, but for all the right reasons. Vogue's move...

MTGM EXTRA! "It all just happened..."

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

There's a weird, hive-mind effect going on this week... Somehow, Joanne KNEW what the email was going to be about, before she'd even seen it. Tickets ...

Ski Angels, School Nicknames & The Privilege Package

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

If you went to school any more than 10 years ago, the nicknames afforded to girls schools in Ireland in the 80s and 90s will be of no surprise to you....

THE COLDPLAY KISS CAM SCANDAL! Day 2 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas - Shouldn't Laugh But...Laura Smyth & Carmen Butcher

25 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

“Santa can’t come down the chimney if you’re tight - am I right!?”MERRY CHRISTMAS, you beautiful, chaotic bunch! It’s the 25th of December, ...

MTGM EXTRA! "Don't be scared..."

24 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In a slight extension to the 'MTGM Christmas Party', here Vogue & Joanne are, in your podcast box on Christmas Eve. That's right. Get it on.Ticket...

Christmas Party, Debris & Ping-Pong

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's all crept up a bit this year, don't you find? Before anyone had time to plan anything, the 'MTGM Christmas Party' was in full swing.... Consistin...

MTGM EXTRA! "A third person..."

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a late in the evening record and that means one thing: Vogue is drinking milk and is getting ready for bed. Despite that, there's plenty of time ...

Mum Guilt, P*rn Ban & Labels

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How long ago did they bring in the p*rn ban in the UK? A good while ago, no? Apparently, Joanne hadn't noticed. Vogue had, but that's less of a surpri...

MTGM EXTRA! "She kept washing... And washing..."

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One little mention of a Thai massage faux pas and the flood gates open... Apparently a lot of you have found yourselves in questionable situations, so...

Pig Brain, Bob Dylan & Harry Redknapp's Boots

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Well, if you didn't already know... Vogue's stay in the jungle came to an end this week, but if you saw any of it, you'll know she did amazingly well....

MTGM EXTRA! "Rejection..." - With Michelle de Swarte

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Michelle stuck around for a bit longer, to hear one of the legendary MTGM emails and it just so happens that both she and Joanne have some experience ...

Michelle de Swarte, Sonic The Hedgehog & Vote Vogue!

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you haven't tuned in to see Vogue in the jungle yet, you have to... She's amazing in there! Meanwhile, in the studio - there's a podcast to be made...

MTGM EXTRA! "Do I let him get on with it?"

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for Joanne to start finding company whilst Vogue is in the jungle... So, who better than the man she's always on the road with?! It's Gearó...

SHE'S IN THE JUNGLE!

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The cat is out of the bag... The snake is out of the sack... VOGUE IS IN THE JUNGLE!!! In this episode, recorded the day before she got on a very long...

MTGM EXTRA! "Questioning my sexuality..."

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks emailer doesn't know what he wants... Maybe Vogue & Joanne can help? Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joanne...

A Series of Wild Claims

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Whatever has got in to Joanne this week, is making her brain question things that most of us accept as fact. Is it genius? Possibly... In London, Vogu...

MTGM EXTRA! "My friend's husband..."

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What to do if you fancy your friend's husband... Because that could get MESSY! Plus, a group of legendary octogenarians living life to the max. Ticket...

MRI, Plane Fear & Divorce Settlements

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue & Joanne find themselves aligned on lot this week... Helicopters? No thanks. Kevin Federline? Spoofer. Plus, halloween costume backlash, hom...

MTGM EXTRA! "Should I...?"

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

When it comes down to it, both Vogue & Joanne can be easily taken in... This week, Vogue is on a flat Earth buzz... Let's see how that develops. B...

An almost Halloween Special, Lily Allen and The Louvre

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In what is pretty much the Halloween Special Joanne and Vogue have a spooky midlife crisis', unpick THAT Lily Allen album, and put the rumours to rest...

MTGM EXTRA! "He might like to try pegging..."

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's one of THOSE Wednesday episodes, where an email has come in that needs no introduction... It's a big one. Plus, Vogue's meeting with Kim K and Jo...

In with The Beckhams, Man Thrown Out & A Kardashian Up Close

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's always a lot to catch up on, but especially so after a two week break... Joanne's tour continues with some insane stories to tell and Vogue ha...

Introducing Unlikely Friends - A brand new podcast! - Unlikely Friends

16 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Hello you beauties! Because we know you love My Therapist Ghosted Me so much, we thought you might like this too.A brand new podcast from Leigh Franci...

MTGM EXTRA! "I'd sell my story."

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue & Joanne are on a little break... But only until October 24th! Until then, here's some chat about the Taylor Swift and Charli XCX beef (if i...

Oasis II, Rapture & A Fridge

03 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue had a big week. She was off to see the Gallagher lads again and it turns out she's a big film star now. Meanwhile, Joanne was on a plane hoping ...

MTGM EXTRA! "Cork in the eighties..."

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

So many amazing stories about running away, or ending up on the wrong flight back in the 80s and 90s have come in and they're all AMAZING. This partic...

Auntie Joanna, Teeth & Bestiality (Again)

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There's some VERY exciting news, IF you live in the UK (sorry non-uk listeners!) Plus, where will men NOT w*nk? What's Joanne given up? How did they m...

MTGM EXTRA! "My ex still niggles at me..."

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How often do your exes turn up in your thoughts? Do you mind it? This weeks emailer has had about enough of it. Plus, Spencer's covert plans for Vogue...

Seat 1A, Bunking Off & A Sexy Priest

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Has the world not moved on from sexy priests? Absolutely not... Plus, an epic story of two young Irish lads on an adventure, a triggering recommendati...

MTGM EXTRA! "My Mum is quite judgemental..."

17 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Just to flag for your emotional wellbeing... Vogue says Winnie isn't well. Oh nooo! On a brighter note, Joanne has straight, attractive men in attenda...

Sleeves, Spoilers & Saints

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR UNKNOWN NUMBER: THE HIGH SCHOOL CATFISH! Apparently there's a new saint in town and it's a pretty radical selection...

MTGM EXTRA! "Weaponised incompetence."

10 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne's tour is officially underway! That means she'll be joining the MTGM studio from hotel rooms all over the shop, for the foreseeable! Plus, home...

Austin Butler, Cardi B & Dream Catchers

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cardi B, the meme sensation, has just won her court case - so the girls chime in. Plus they decide its time to get a dream catcher for their wild drea...

MTGM EXTRA! "She's back in touch..."

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We all hoped she'd get back in touch and she's BACK IN TOUCH. The woman who was ghosted after 5 and a half years has more details... Tickets for Joann...

Mad Frogs, Samantha Mumba & The Plague

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Check your calendars and no, it isn't Vogue's ACTUAL birthday for a bit yet, but it's a big one and the celebrations have begun! Plus, are we offendin...

MTGM EXTRA! "Is this the ULTIMATE ghosting?"

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

For consideration this week: Online comments, pigtails, hair regrowth, Vogue's birthday and a man that ghosted his family so hard you won't believe it...

Oasis Afterparty, 5am Jolt & Good Journalism

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for a post-Oasis debrief... Did anybody see the clip on Insta? Vogue did and she wants answers! Plus, Saoirse-Monica Jackson's epic wedding ...

MTGM EXTRA! "In support of Vogue..."

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

On the day this episode was recored, for Vogue at least, it was OASIS DAY!! But why was Joanne so determined to ruin it for her? Plus, more data on th...

The Boffice, Saturday Night & Mariah Carey

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's a 'boffice'? Step into Joanne's and she'll explain. Plus, WHAT was going on in Leeds when Vogue was there and what do we make of the Ibiza Fina...

MTGM EXTRA! "Ghosted after HOW long?!"

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

What's the longest two people have been together before one ghosted the other? This weeks emailer might have a decent claim to the record. Plus, Joann...

Bonnie Blue, Aliens & The Man Who Slipped On The Ice

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you aren't Irish, you may not be familiar with the man who slipped on the ice. Give it a quick look. Plus, can Vogue get through a hangover whilst ...

MTGM EXTRA! "I can't!"

06 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's happened. It happens every time and it's happened again. Vogue has now spent enough time in Spain this summer that she's convinced she now speaks...

Gladiators, Labubu & Soo-Chi

01 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue is VERY excited for what she's doing this week and with good reason. Joanne needs persuading when it comes to Labubu dolls and both have ideas (...

MTGM EXTRA! "Last night, I had a dream..."

30 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne has a very delicate topic to bring up, which may cause some shock. But has she got a point? Vogue sort of agrees but feels guilty. What's the a...

Jojo Siwa, Curly Blow & Sticklebacks

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There are lots of very serious topics to talk about, so Vogue & Joanne are getting straight in. Jojo Siwa knows what she's doing, right? Can we al...

MTGM EXTRA! "Valuable travel information..."

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This weeks emailer has some sage advice for anyone thinking of visiting Dubai... You need to know this. Plus, Vogue's continued feud with Noel Gallagh...

Spain, Wimbledon & Glastonbury

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Like they were never away... Vogue & Joanne return with so much to talk about. How many times did Joanne go to Wimbledon? What really happened wit...

MTGM EXTRA! "The Priest shushed me!"

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Before Vogue & Joanne head on a short break (don't worry, they're back on July 18th!) they needed to investigate the possibility that Joanne had b...

We need a break from each other...

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's a ropey start to the final main episode... Joanne's tech is not tech-ing and Vogue is still insistent that we all (you included) need a break. It...

MTGM EXTRA! "WTF happened to Culture Corner?!"

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne's barge life continues and Vogue is back in London, coping with the heat and worrying about some quite odd things. Plus, WHAT has happened with...

The Barge, Doja Cat & Clones

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In the end, Joanne ended up with better Wi-Fi on 'the barge' than anywhere else she stayed during her Vegabus tour of Europe, so here's the first MTGM...

MTGM EXTRA! "No pants... No nothing."

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The phrase of the week this week is "making chicken soup out of chicken s***." Joanne will explain. Meanwhile, Vogue is having a Google of people's ap...

Parties in Puglia, Pronouncing Puglia & Pitbull

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne has been burning the candle at both ends. After a heavy weekend and one of the world's best parties, she's on the road proped up by energy drin...

MTGM EXTRA! "He wants a break. I haven't slept."

11 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

With Joanne dialling in from Amsterdam, it's time for a couple more excellent emails... This time about a lad who wants a break from a 5 YEAR RELATION...

Joanne In Europe, Kelly Osbourne & 40th Plans

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue doesn't turn 40 until October, but that doesn't mean she's not WAY down the track on plans to celebrate. Enquiries have been made, goals have be...

MTGM EXTRA! "Bless this guy for misreading the situation..."

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue wastes no times with a big hitting question this week. Does anybody REALLY like bananas? Once that's taken care of, it's time for burnt plastic,...

Big Mouth, Berghain & Biting

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If you hadn't heard... Vogue wrote a book! Well, now - that book is out and she's even been on a (mini) tour to promote it. Meanwhile, Joanne continue...

MTGM EXTRA! "I text him: Do you want to die alone?"

28 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne and Vogue profess their love for David Attenborough this week - but we all love him, don't we? Plus, dog shampoo, dog CBD oil and an ornamental...

Facelifts, Resharing & Doing More Things

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's important to 'do' things. Get out there! DO things. That's how Vogue & Joanne feel anyway. Plus, the inspiration that is Nora Ephron, manifes...

MTGM EXTRA! "Give them their reality back..."

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Text fighting... Don't do it. That's just one of the lessons this week... Plus, Twitter isn't the place for trying out humour and a listener has wise ...

School Nostalgia, Dancing & Crying On A Plane

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We're headed straight down to nostalgia corner this week, recalling all the things from school you'd forgotten about. Plus, Celebrity Traitors reactio...

MTGM EXTRA! "He hadn't mentioned going for a massage..."

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Men's brains and women's brains are different. In this episode, MTGM investigates exactly that. Plus, the menopause, Vogue's new boob trick and whethe...

Babysitting, Running Trainers & Peanut's Law

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sometimes we see something on social media and assume Joanne has gone mad. That happened this week, but she has an explanation. Vogue somehow digs out...

MTGM EXTRA! "My husband went pale..."

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Money is funny... Joanne is right. Money can make people behave quite oddly and this weeks email has plenty of that behaviour. Plus, Vogue looks diffe...

DIY, Conclave & Trolls

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Have you ever trolled someone? BE HONEST! Vogue has a story that ended awkwardly for the trolls, whilst Joanne is ready to pick up a drill and hammer ...

MTGM EXTRA! "My Dad has been cheating on my Mum for years..."

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne has a new obsession... The recording started and there was a noise in the background, but did Vogue guess correctly what it was? What could it ...

The Vase, Easter & Liz Hurley

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Did you have a big Easter? Because if you looked at social media, it seems like everybody else had a MASSIVE one. It's exhausting. Plus, Joanne has bo...

MTGM EXTRA! "He was the reddest flag."

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

So, what's happened this week? Topshop is back, Pat has given up golf, the email is MAD and amazing and one of you has upset Michael Flatley.Tickets f...

Blue Origin, Pigeons & Amicable Breakups

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Vogue's in Howth (of course she gets the mention in) and Joanne is back in London, getting to know the local wildlife. In case you missed i...

MTGM EXTRA! "Joanne's a Flat Earther"

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue is back from St Bartholomew, and Joanne is back from NYC. In this jet-lagged episode, they discuss losing your luggage, Katy Perry going to Spac...

Self Validation, Sewing & The White Lotus

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

After a two-week podcast hiatus, Vogue and Joanne are back - broadcasting live from the glamour of St. Barts and the chaos of NYC. Vogue tal...

MTGM EXTRA! "Fu** you, Vogue"

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

News just in: Aimee Lou Wood is replacing Vogue on My Therapist Ghosted Me, and together the ladies help a listener whose fiancé looks like the Comic...

The Zoo, Robbing & Dogging

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue witnessed a robbery at London Zoo - and a man petting the goats alone. Also, Joanne is going to start dogging. That’s the tweet.If you’d lik...

MTGM EXTRA! "Champagne!"

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

If Joanne had known that having a husband meant getting champagne whenever she shouted for it, she would have gotten one years ago! Plus, Vogue reads ...

Gold Pigeon, Chelsea Handler & Sharon Horgan

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chelsea Handler + Sharon Horgan 4EVA! <3Joanne asks Vogue who her dream mentor would be, and together they've decided to take up acting classes so ...

MTGM EXTRA! "Everyone needs an orgasm, right?"

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue reckons she's on her way to trad-wife, but there are a few key elements missing, according to Joanne. Plus, an update on an email from a couple ...

Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Do you share Joanne's joy at 'the trolley' being wheeled down the aisle of a train or plane? Perhaps you are as angry as she is if there isn't one. Vo...

MTGM EXTRA! "Am I turning my boyfriend into my Dad?"

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne reckons it's time for a new item on MTGM... Welcome to "The Culture Pocket". Who knows whether it'll last, but it's something to do. Plus, a co...

Oíche Mhaith, 30D & Let Them Off

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How's your Irish? If the title doesn't make sense to you, it will soon. This week, Joanne has cracked the mystery of the spinning Taoisigh and Vogue i...

MTGM EXTRA! "Don't judge me."

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue has something to tell Joanne which may cause a small amount of jealousy... Let's see how that goes. Plus, eye bags, a negroni and some melatonin...

Skiing, Phone Theft & A Colonoscopy

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue doesn't just ski... She rescues those in need, she jumps, she twists... She does it all. Away from the slopes, Joanne turned down a PR opportuni...

MTGM EXTRA! "I won't feel that excitement again in this lifetime."

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, it's time for Vogue & Joanne to do some Googling about periods and what's ACTUALLY going on every month. Do we all actually know enough...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne has pulled out all the stops for Valentines Day and everyone around her is being showered with love... Sort of. Also, Vogue bought a glass of c...

MTGM EXTRA! "I don't hear from him for a solid 24 hours."

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne has still not delivered Vogue's Christmas presents to her, so that's a thing. Vogue takes the opportunity to do the annual test of whether or n...

God Bless...

07 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Who's watched the Boyzone documentary?? Don't worry, because Vogue & Joanne have! Plus, what did Joanne take in Cape Town and how much did it cost...

MTGM EXTRA! "Do I cut and run?"

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

As promised, Vogue & Joanne are diving head first into the drama between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni... Oh. My. Word. Plus, should you call i...

Leo, Bodysuits & Running Times

31 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Where does Chat GPT get off? Yet again, it's taking shots at the expense of this podcast and it's not on. Joanne, still in Cape Town, has a great idea...

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm anxious about our future."

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vogue & Joanne decide that the best time to identify each other's red flags is whilst the mics are live and the pod is recording. WHY NOT?! Plus, ...

Wandsworth Prison, Brad Pitt & Intruders Downstairs

24 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

There are more updates from Joanne in Cape Town this week. They are as fantastic as you'd imagine. Meanwhile, back in the UK, Vogue might have some ex...

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm sure the sex will come back."

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joanne went to a very fancy restaurant this week, but she and Vogue agree that when it gets too fancy, it's a bit much. Plus, a husband who didn't des...

TikTok Trolls, 'Queueing' & Feet

17 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The topics for discussion just keep coming this week... Joanne's PT sessions in Cape Town, a huge accusation flying around on TikTok, the queue for Bo...

MTGM EXTRA! "It's all WAY too vigorous..."

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

How's it going for Joanne in Cape Town? How's the dating scene? Find out! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected]...

Cape Town, Petty Neighbours & The Alps

10 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's another international effort this week. Vogue is in The Alps and Joanne is in Cape Town! Find out what happened when Vogue was spied on by a neig...

MTGM EXTRA! "Sex is off the cards."

08 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

An email this week from a straight male listener, proving that they DO exist! Meanwhile, Vogue vows to be more Joanne and Joanne is fielding questions...

Gwendolyn Markievicz McNally

03 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Christmas decorations are barely even down (Vogue's are... Obviously) and they're back to it. Joanne has tales from a mad Christmas lunch whilst V...

MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last episode of 2024 from Vogue & Joanne, but don't worry - they never leave you for long. This week, they look ahead to their resolution...

MORE Christmas Presents, Leopard Print & Ultra Dark Tan

13 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

There was a small delay this week, whilst Vogue was so ill she couldn't get out of bed. She rallied in the end and it was back to business. WHAT has h...

MTGM EXTRA! "His ex is a 10/10..."

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

When you check out his dating history and see his ex was a knockout, it's never great - but does it actually matter?? Plus, narcissistic personality d...