We're BACK Baby (no.4...)
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My neighbour's dogs were called Sam and Ella. Two
uh two golden retrievers. I was like, Son Ella! We each get you a little clown horn that every time you say something that you don't mean you go.
Not true, not true. They are then
trying clean it up and and it's Okay, there's the limit. We found it. Okay, yeah, we've hit the wall.
Hello and welcome. We're back.
We're back, baby. We're back, baby, with a baby. We're
back. We've had the baby. Yeah. The baby is still living with me, but he might move to Juan for nights. We haven't decided yet, but I think that's how we're gonna split our time.
Well I did when I when I met him he was he was he o uh di w see, I only meet babies when they're sle babies, babies. I only meet babies when they're sleeping when I'm at Remy Valentine. Cool name, by the way. I mean Was Rocky for a day, by the way. It was Rocky for a day. Yeah. I love Rocky, I think it's a great name. Remy is giving Hollywood. It's giving Hollywood or the stripper. Remy Valentine.
Yeah, I will say I will say Hollywood. I won't call so we had no name. I was really furious about Elvis in the hospital 'cause I was like, Well, he's come out and he looks like Elvis. So this is awkward. But I knew that we couldn't have Elvis. And then it was between Remy and Rocky. And for the whole day I was like, No, he's Rocky. Rocky. And I'd like I'd like set up his like cotton stuff and like named it Rocky and like everything was Rocky. And then the next day, the day I left hospital, I woke up and I said, That's not Rocky. Who is that? That's not Rocky. And I was like, We can't and we left the hospital with no name. We and then I registered him and I I had a week to choose the name. And then I was like, actually I love Remy.
And then I but I hated Remy two days before. So I would say, if you're having a baby, choose the name before. Because you're like a you're not yourself
after. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But they do people do say now, obviously as someone who hasn't birthed a child yet, I'm not familiar with the experience, but they do say sometimes people will have had a baby name confirmed, like in their head, and then when the baby comes out, they're like, Oh God, no, that's that's not a that's not a Derek at all or whatever. There's a book called Then Have you read the names? Derek! Shit. Well I mean no one's there, to be fair. I have an uncle called Derek. Oh god yeah, that generation, Derek was probably quite acceptable then. Yeah. But the there's a book called The Names, which it's it's uh literally all about that, like the life that your child has underneath different names and it opens with the woman on her way.
To the naming whatchallist? Naming shop. Whatchalls? Regus. Yeah. And her husband wants her to call the child Gordon after himself and she's having a panic attack 'cause she's Oh,
I know that
book. If I call this child Gordon, it's gonna have an awful, awful life. It's a really good book. It's quite a sad book now. Yes, it's quite sad. It's quite sad. I
know. Is that definitely what it's gonna Um I uh I do think it's really important to to choose a good, strong name, but I was gone on Chat GBT the whole time time because I was like, This is the only person. Yeah, 'cause I was like, I don't want a name that's super so he was Sonny Valentine at one point, and the reason he wasn't that is because we found out there was a character on Hollyoaks called Sonny Valentine. And we were like, Okay, we can't do Sonny Valentine now. Then I want him to be called Fox and they were like, Vogue, please, it's the same vein as Elvis, just don't do it. Then he was gonna be called Alba because it's an Irish name, A I L B E A I L B E Yeah. Alba no Alba is a girl's name.
Yeah, yeah. Alba, yeah. But Alba's a girl's name over here and A I L B H E. That's the Irish saying.
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