MTGM EXTRA! “It’s not ALL men… HOWEVER…”
episodePreviously titled “MTGM EXTRA! “It’s not ALL men… BUT…”” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 12, 2026
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What is the opening premise of the episode and who are the hosts?
This is a global production.
It's not, it's not old man. You're right, it's not old man. However, it seems
to be a
lot of them.
I wouldn't ride him anymore because I think that he is. Now, I do think people look at it and they're like,
ugh. I'd like a perineum massage, please. He's like, but you're not pregnant. That's none of your business. How dare you?
Joe's back.
I can tell you now, I've been dealing with him for the last 10 minutes before you were logging in and he is not in good form.
I've only been at work for 90 minutes.
He's got the
post-holiday blues. Did
you go on your holidays holidays?
No, I didn't go on my holidays holidays. I went on my staying at home holidays. Just, you know, a holiday from the grind.
Well, I mean, home holidays feel like holidays sometimes. I don't want to be, I don't want to sound ungrateful, but I, because I'm in London now for the month of August, I was like desperately during the heat wave, I was like, I'm going to book a hotel. like for the weekend and me and the kids will go and we'll have a lovely time they've got a kids club they've got a swimming pool it's just like dragging your problems to another part of the country really isn't it the
moaning
the moaning is just and Otto do you remember do you remember hiding on your parents and not knowing why they got so annoyed Otto ran out of the changing rooms naked and i was like he's only just gone to the shower hid we couldn't find him for 15 minutes i was having a breakdown and my name i'm having to go around people have you seen a naked i'm a bad parent
i feel like we should have started this podcast good moaning
Good
morning, everybody. Do
you want anything
to add to this? I feel like this is a moan, a moaning episode. I had a family barbecue yesterday. So
I
am quite hungover. I was going to say sensitive. But yeah. We know what you mean, don't we? Yeah, it was a mix
of... It'll get her the odd time. She doesn't get hangovers, but it does get her the odd time. I'm surprised it was a family barbecue that managed to tip her off.
It was a shared event between my nephew's 16th birthday. 15th birthday. And my... I say 16 because my mum put 16 on the cake by accident. 15th birthday and my Netflix event. So she had happy birthday to my nephew and then happy Netflix to Joanne. And then there was a big photo of me on it and my nephew didn't get a look in. It was fantastic.
If that was me when I was younger, I would have thrown an absolute stinker.
Who
is
she? Yeah. And I'm like the grown adult, you know what I mean? And I'm the one, yay, my face is on the cake. He didn't get a look in. Anyway, there was a drink.
If I was 15 and my auntie had a Netflix special, I'd be thinking cha-ching. And I know that she gave Vogue's four-year-old child a load of fivers. I'm getting a load of 50, shorty.
Well, as we know, kids these days, and I'm not singling out anyone in particular... But you could wrap them a grand and they'd be like, thanks, full stop. The level of, like, appreciation. I mean, it's not off the charts now, I will say.
I actually asked somebody this morning when do kids start appreciating you? And he was like, well, mine are 16 and 17, so I'll let you know when it happens.
Yeah.
I actually said to one of the children in my life, again, I'm keeping this very broad, and bearing in mind I have a lot of children in my life, I said, when are you going to throw in an exclamation point? I would like an exclamation point after the thanks. So it feels like you didn't have to send it with your parents a gun with your mother holding a gun to your head. Thanks. Sounds louder than thanks. Full stop.
Okay. The full stop is a bit aggressive.
Isn't it?
Well, it depends how much you sent.
This is what I mean. It wouldn't
make any difference. How much
did you send?
How do the hosts describe their recent holiday mishap and the funny kid‑changing incident?
I could send a Lamborghini to any of these children. Thanks. Full stop. Did you see her one driving to college in America in the Barbie car? Because she got her license taken over for a DUI. It's very funny. It's just a very visually funny thing. Her legs don't fit in it, so they're up out in the bonnet.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening premise of the episode and who are the hosts?
0:02–4:29
2
How do the hosts describe their recent holiday mishap and the funny kid‑changing incident?
4:29–8:12
3
What is a perineal (gooch) massage and why is it discussed for childbirth preparation?
8:12–11:48
4
Why do the hosts argue that age‑gap relationships are more common among rock stars and celebrities?
11:48–14:29
5
How does the conversation shift to the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Anthony Kiedis’s age‑gap relationship?
14:29–17:25
6
What is the meaning of “gooch” versus “perineum” and why does it become a running joke?
17:25–20:54
7
How does a personal story about a 52‑year‑old partner illustrate the challenges of large age differences?
20:54–23:46
8
What final thoughts, calls‑to‑action, and upcoming tour dates do the hosts share at the end?
23:46–24:16