What’s happening, Channing?

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What is the opening banter and how do the hosts set the tone for the episode?

Unknown 0:02
This is a global production. Speaking
Joanne McNally 0:05
of thirsty bastards, Channing Tatum, if this was a woman now, there'd be no evidence. Do you know what I mean? It th the thing'd be wiped
Vogue Williams 0:12
clean. There's no bigger shame than being caught having a burner account. Where's my notes? Where's my notes? Hello and welcome.
Joanne McNally 0:27
Skons de knap!
Vogue Williams 0:31
There's just some of those things that keep coming up. Mine is the ghost one. Is that a ghost? I just
Joanne McNally 0:39
Very rude.
Ian Higgins 0:41
For the benefit of those who aren't familiar, what accents are you performing at the moment? Well, either now. Whatever you want to do.
Joanne McNally 0:47
There's a scouse there's a scouse and then kind of a mank accent in there, I would say. We're b we're butcherising we're butchering the British accent, uh the the eclectic selection like they do to us.
Vogue Williams 0:59
Yeah. I l I love that you've you've pre phased it with that. You're like, You do it to us so we're getting you back.
Joanne McNally 1:04
In defence, yeah.
Ian Higgins 1:06
You have all been top of the morning to you'd enough for the hardly
Vogue Williams 1:12
of any times I've gotten potatoed. Yeah. It's like no. Um so I would just like to point something out to everybody before we start, if you would mind, Joanne. Um the sound might be a little bit strange because Joanne and all her madness of packing So strangely forgot her uh all of her pot equipment. But like it's
Ian Higgins 1:32
It's just unbelievable.
Joanne McNally 1:34
Sorry,
Vogue Williams 1:35
Lost.
Joanne McNally 1:36
I
Ian Higgins 1:36
think it's very
Joanne McNally 1:36
believable. I Firstly, I'm my authentic self. And and a and and you can't change me and I refuse to be sanitized for the man. You wouldn't. I
Vogue Williams 1:49
wouldn't
Joanne McNally 1:50
dream of changing you. When you talked about the noise you were talking about the gurgling that's happening at your breast. Yeah,
Vogue Williams 1:56
now enough breastfeeding. I am there's a baby strapped in What you call them, a papoose. Sometimes
Joanne McNally 2:06
Oh sorry, I assumed he was getting stuck into the tit. Hello.
Vogue Williams 2:15
I know it's bring your baby to
Joanne McNally 2:17
work day. Um Joe, how come she could bring her baby to work but I don't bring my microphone or any of my pot equipment to work and I'm in trouble?
Ian Higgins 2:25
Because she's adding something. You are taking things away. She has added the baby. You took your microphone away. I text you on Thursday last week.
Vogue Williams 2:35
No, you
Ian Higgins 2:35
didn't.
Vogue Williams 2:36
This feels like you are this feels like Joanne, you had a reminder and you forgot.
Ian Higgins 2:42
I said and this is in capitals please, please, please pack the following things podcast stuff, brackets, microphone, stand, cables, light, camera, laptop, charger.
Vogue Williams 2:54
Johan, that's pretty bad. Did I write back?
Ian Higgins 2:58
No, you wrote back to me. Uh twelve hours later saying, Can you remember my big horse shaggin debate? What was it?
Joanne McNally 3:09
Joe. I I needed it for unacceptable series two. I couldn't remember my debate. Yeah.
Vogue Williams 3:13
I was thinking that Joanne should write a packing list. Like you know those people who write a list and every time they go away, like if they do a weekend break packing list or they do a summer holiday packing list. I just thought Joanne could do a packing list just for general things. But if if Joe texts you the day before, I mean I don't know if the packing list is gonna work. Joe, it's fine. She's only gone for two months. Relax. God, it's only nearly a whole series or two. Sorry,
Ian Higgins 3:38
before we started recording, this is this is why I found it triggering, right? 'Cause you went, Oh, do you know what you should do, Joanne? You should do a packing list and she went, Yeah, I know. I know.
Joanne McNally 3:48
Well, do you know, to be fair, in my defence they I actually did bag up the equipment but then just didn't take the bag with me. It was all a bit chaotic the next day. But look, so
Vogue Williams 3:59
I'm here now, you know. She's on time, that's all I give a shit about. The sound's not my problem, that's your problem, Joe. So if you want to be upset, go I don't care. She's on time. The setup I'll tell you what, the setup was a dream today 'cause there was none. We actually There was none, yeah.
Ian Higgins 4:13
Exactly.
Vogue Williams 4:14
Usually it takes like fifteen minutes for her to get her camera on.
Ian Higgins 4:17
If it sounds like it was recorded on a potato, it doesn't matter. And no, that's not a stir. It's just the first word that came out to my mind.
Joanne McNally 4:26
How dare you? I had Catherine Beauhart, I was working with her the other day and she said she's had the potato thing as well.

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