What happens when Joanne is left in charge of 2 children?
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What happened when Joanne was left in charge of two kids and a roast dinner?
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Oh, that is nice. Thank you for penning that.
That's what I tell myself when I look at my Las Vegas sales.
Aren't we lucky How's the s how's the Salt Lake City ones going?
Oh, she's she's trickling. Plug, plug. Well, there you go, she's trickling. D do you know what? And um I'm in North America, Toronto, Vancouver, New York, Boston, Chicago. I just don't want to be constantly listing towns Phoenix, Denver, Houston, Dallas, Texas. So I don't. 'Cause I just want to keep things clean. Vancouver, Toronto, Chicago, Boston, Salt Lake City, New York. I just want to keep things Philadelphia. Lights. Philadelphia Light. Cream chive the chive one is nice as well. Thank you for carrying me out of that promo seguro. Very nicely done. Back to cheeses.
You spend so a boursawn actually is a another spread of cheese. Um you spend so long Thank you.
Sorry, are you training for something? Are you going back onto a celebrity mastermind? Is it Jesus? I know nothing I was the one who tried to catch a mouse with baby bell. I've I'm tapped out of the cheese world now. I've very much shown my true colours, which is peasant.
I don't care I everyone loves a cheddar, everyone loves a strong cheddar. That's like there's nothing wrong with being a cheddar fan. And I don't want a stinking bishop. That's a cheese. A stinking bishop. I don't want that.
I uh like I'm I'm sorry now, this might blow your mind, but if I was putting a cheese word together, if I invited you both to my home And we were having a cheese board as dessert, it would be full of Vikants and Dairy Dunkables.
We definitely get Vianetta for for our desserts as well. You wouldn't
even get Vienna. Yeah.
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even a romance script. What would you cook? What would our what what are a star okay, you have to cook us dinner like on come down at me. Tomorrow, what are you cooking us for a starters and main?
Well, I d when I did I did the off menu podcast and I was rightly vilified 'cause I said I wanted to bring a waffle belt full of beans as my main. But now I've advan I've kind of grown up since then because that was you know, I'm a different person than I was last summer to this summer. I would honestly what I could genuinely muster up as starter, it would be some sort of volivant. 'Cause I think I I'm I'm in my nostalgic era.
Okay, but listen, you have to make the whole volivant. You're not just buying I know what ones you're buying. You're not buying them. No, that's the same thing. Sorry about
you can't change the rules. You've been invited to a party. You have to sell the menu. think I'm gonna make my own volivants and then serve dairy dunkables as dessert. No no no. The theme is Lazinos. The theme is less less less. I want to call it efficiency. Efficiency. Domestic not on the op doma what they there's domestic goddess and then there's domestic degenerate, whereas where that's where I sit. So it's gonna be meals for the degenerates. Do you know what actually? I'm gonna invite you over. I'm gonna have a trough full of chicken. Help yourself with your hands. That's what you get now for questioning my volivants. I'd be very angry. You'd be of course you would be job.
I remember I had James, James and Brian, our friends, over for our bougie friends. I had them over for for a dinner party before when I was with an ex of mine and still to this day, like it's maybe twelve, thirteen years ago, still to this day he'll throw in the odd like he'll call me Lloyd Grossman because I've basically made I made Pesto Pasto, right? With with grandfather and not even homemade pasto. Lloyd grows from Pesto. But then me and my Partner at the time. Had a big fight, so I refused to make
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened when Joanne was left in charge of two kids and a roast dinner?
0:02–5:04
2
How did Joanne manage cooking a roast while looking after the children?
5:04–9:33
3
Why do the hosts argue about whether tequila is an ‘upper’ or a ‘downer’?
9:33–14:39
4
What are the plans for Joanne’s upcoming Pinotphile tour and ticket sales?
14:39–18:49
5
How is Amanda Knox’s new Edinburgh Fringe show being received and why is it controversial?
18:49–24:23
6
What insights do the hosts share about the new Jared Leto documentary?
24:23–30:25
7
How do the hosts explain the upcoming solar eclipse and why it matters?
30:25–35:30
8
What future projects and personal updates are the hosts planning after this episode?
35:30–42:07