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Welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me, with myself, Joanne McNally, and herself... Vogue Williams. Vogue Williams. Vogue Williams. Great news story. Australia's giving a lot of news at the moment between the mushroom story that we won't get into for legal reasons, but one of the jurors was sacked. From the mushroom trial? From the mushroom trial.
If anyone doesn't know, there's a trial going on in Australia at the moment. A woman is accused of murdering some of her family members. By poisoning them? By poisoning them with mushrooms that she picked. Erin Patterson. Erin Patterson. God, that's desperate. What a desperate thing to do to someone. We don't know if she did or not. Allegedly.
allegedly okay fine but there's another I'm going to make you a beef Wellington when you come over I don't eat mushrooms Do you not eat mushrooms? I do, yeah. God, I love an old mushroom. I do, yeah. Oh yeah, one of the jurors was sent off. He was sacked for talking about the trial with his family and friends. But I was like, I wouldn't last a day on a jury.
I'd be coming here telling the story on the podcast. I couldn't keep it to myself at all. There is probably a reason we've never been asked to be on a jury. We have got big mates. Yeah, those blabbermouths. But there's another story coming out of Australia. Let me get this now. Woman who plans to sell human toes regurgitated by dogs, avoids gel, it'll melt.
woman who plans to sell human dogs sorry human toes sorry woman who plans to sell human toes regurgitated by dogs avoids jail in Melbourne court sentencing Joanna Kathleen Kinman 48 was working at an animal shelter when she found body parts of dog's owner who had died of natural causes so someone died of natural causes Jesus Christ and his dogs chewed his fucking toes off swallowed them then were put into a shelter and regurgitated them
oh now that to me is so this woman was trying to sell them on the internet reckoned she was going to get guess how much she thought she was going to get for the human towels 15 grand nope 20 nope higher nope way less one grand 400 dollars what you wouldn't get two areas of Botox for that why would you buy them 400 dollars the dogs peed the towels up oh my god she took the towels out put them in a jar it's mad I know somehow got stung jeez
The dogs have been surrounded at the shelter after the death of their owner. They keep saying he died of natural causes. The dogs still ate him anyway, which I find shocking. Is that just the deal? If you lie around a dog long enough, they just eat you.
So I will tell you one thing, right? Cats will eat you immediately. They don't even care if there's food left out for them. They'll go for you and they'll start in your nose straight away. Dogs will only eat you if they're absolutely starving. Why would he go for the toes first? That's an unusual place to starve, isn't it? Imagine your dog swallowing your toes whole like an oyster.
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