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My Therapist Ghosted Me

The Vase, Easter & Liz Hurley

25 Apr 2025

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Did you have a big Easter? Because if you looked at social media, it seems like everybody else had a MASSIVE one. It's exhausting. Plus, Joanne has bought a very shapely vase and Liz Hurley has a new romance that has raised a few eyebrows.If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.comJoanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.comVogue's Book Tour: www.fane.co.uk/vogue-williamsThis episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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This is a Global Player original podcast.

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15.783 - 20.726 Vogue Williams

Hello and welcome to My Therapist Goes With Me with me, Vogue Williams, and Joanne McNally.

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21.406 - 22.667 Joanne McNally

And Joe Attewell. Hello.

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29.611 - 52.219 Joanne McNally

before we begin I just want to show you my new now I know I'm fully aware this is an audible platform so not everyone can see this now where did you find she's got a big arse in her hand it's one of those ass everyone knows the ass fads but this one's it looks like it's been surgically done yeah so it's a big ass fadge fadge one of these huge and I've been meaning to get one for a while oh my god fadge

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53.599 - 72.408 Joanne McNally

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how anatomically correct it is because there's no entrance on the front. It's very artistically done. I guess it's a designer vagina. Like, it's basically the female equivalent of a eunuch. There's nothing there, but it's a sexy vase, but it's huge, isn't it? It's like the size of a human ass.

72.828 - 80.031 Vogue Williams

I can imagine the vase wouldn't sell as well had they done the entire anatomy at the front.

81.112 - 88.335 Joanne McNally

I liked it until I saw that. I think it would have sold very well, but maybe not as a vase. Men would be buying it as a vase, and then they'd be fucking...

90.396 - 91.777 Vogue Williams

Yeah, that's it. They'd be fucking.

92.237 - 115.91 Joanne McNally

Yeah, exactly. There wouldn't be a flower scene. Like those sex dolls they sell and the lads, they have to send the bits back. They have to send the woman's vagina back to get fixed. It's absolutely revolting. Because they rinse through it so much that they have to get it sent back to get like tightened again and all. But no, I just, I'm absolutely in love. I was in My Usual Haunt, TK Maxx.

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