Net Positive with John Crist

Primary Chairs

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive. --...

Trying to Find the Humor in That (w/ DJ Mykael V)

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Touring with Lecrae, the Tom Brady roast, Christian remixes, Jacksonville cops, Carl Lentz has rizz, and a WILD email… On the net it’s a positive....

Happiest Place on Earth

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken...

Alabama Basement (w/ Danae Hays)

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a posi...

3 Alarm Hot (w/ Leslie Liao)

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On t...

Ya Snooze, Ya Get Tased

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s ...

The Roast of John Crist

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a ...

Good Strat

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.------Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@n...

Tick Tock on TikTok

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her? ---...

Oooooooooh…

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals,...

Diesel Sniffer (w/ Ryan Long)

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Spe...

I Got A Map

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves itAttention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now...

Proud to Be An American

21 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Zanesville (5:45)Baby ...

It’s A Stimulation

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.------WATCH: https://w...

You Die Twice

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.Intro (0:00)Are we doing content? (4:45)Tracy Chapman (18:10)...

Hóse Water

31 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, ...

Lemon for a Dollar

24 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eag...

Bigger Than Me (w/ Sage Steele)

17 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage...

Golfing at Night (w/ Bruce Bruce)

09 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy ca...

Leggies (w/ Dave Barnes)

03 Jan 2024

Contributed by Lukas

If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.Topics Includ...

Keep Crist in Christmas

27 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly p...

Bigfoot Is A Gateway Drug (w/ Blurry Creatures)

20 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3...

Solomon’s Hype House

13 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.Topics In...

Who’s Got My Clubs?

06 Dec 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was...

I Got Hacked

29 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally...

Airport Traffic Cone (w/ ERNEST)

22 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is, a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of ma...

Blame The Market

15 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/...

Pick It Up & Preach

08 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point wher...

Shut Up, Liz

01 Nov 2023

Contributed by Lukas

John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet. ------WATCH: h...

Too Hott To Die (w/ Savannah Chrisley)

25 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This  is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks ...

Don't Check Your Candy

18 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pumpkin patch (9:40)Valet...

Turn On The Lights

11 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb a...

Self-Aware Swifties

04 Oct 2023

Contributed by Lukas

John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half...Topics Include: ...

Whose Podcast Is This? (w/ Trey Kennedy)

27 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Many of you have thought these two were the same person. Today years of confusion is resolved, and tear of laughter are had, We also have a Kansas Cit...

No Makeup

20 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Three solo episodes in a row, and the boys are rollin. John provides some training on a "quick yes and quick no", and then he enlightens us on car hor...

Boycotting Fall

13 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Alex is back, and vibes are high in the studio. Lots of laughing to catch up on, and we definitely accomplish that.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Boycott...

Confident Wrongness

06 Sep 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Protestors might have gotten a win at Burning Man this year, but that won't stop them from keeping the "ethos" positive. You can't cheat your way to b...

Well, Well, Well

30 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

First solo episode in a bit, and we are back with packed episode. Protestors are getting run over, Trump got a mugshot, robberies are getting hard, an...

Catching Heat (w/ Tyler Hubbard)

23 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

A Nashville legend is in the studio today. From being one of the first band bars on Broadway, to trailblazing the way for a new style of country music...

Never Knocked Out (w/ Kendall Toole)

16 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Your favorite Peloton instructor is in the studio! Tune in as John finds inspiration from a 20-something from Brooklyn yelling at him... In all seriou...

What's The Joke?

09 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Taking photos with the opposite sex, traveling to Venus,  defending your castle, and a list of things we do not care about. Nowhere else will you get...

Cousins From The Village (w/ Girl Named Tom)

02 Aug 2023

Contributed by Lukas

John's cousins from the village drop by the studio. They are the winners of the 21st season of The Voice. They made history by being the first trio to...

Holy Tech Support

26 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jason Aldean in "hot water", and Moses needs tech support for his broken tablets. We discover the Italian batwoman who rescues tourists, but she won't...

Knock Knock

19 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are grateful to have made it through the week, even with the writer's strike in Hollywood. Really unsure how we made it, especially with all this t...

Peak Sheep

12 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jam packed episode, with all the hard hitting issues yet again.  Why do we have bathroom attendants? Are Chik Fil A fries all the same size? A fan fa...

Too Pretty to Rob

06 Jul 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Post fourth of July, and we are feeling great. Hopefully you got to pee in a pool this weekend and enjoy some sunshine. We have a great episode with a...

We Found The Cure...

28 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are here because of the "No Limits " people who were willing to take a risk. So, if you're thinking of taking a risk, go do it. Now onto more serio...

Secretly Babysitting (w/ Tyler Fischer)

21 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Joining us today we have a handful of legends. Bill Burr, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and Donald Trump. Only kidding, just the legendary Tyler Fisch...

Hey Cowboy

14 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

An absolutely jam-packed episode. From Drake offering you a Bud Light, and hot chicken being horrible, to a 1-year-old surviving for 40 days in the Am...

Swifties, Gather ‘Round…

07 Jun 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We have an important message: You don't have amnesia, you just drank too many white claws. Oh,  and make sure to check the community notes. ------WAT...

Put It In Writing

31 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

John came straight from court and is a free man ready to discuss the hard hitting issues such as, what is the proper way to brush your teeth, and if a...

Judgment House (ft. Surprise Guest)

24 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Denver sucks, and there is a slim chance of convincing Alex otherwise, John still has a chance of having his pro golf career come to life, and we have...

Toe Patrol

17 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

PSA for all beer brands, stick to beer. Let Shaq, Elon Musk, and Dude With A Sign worry about changing the world. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Vacat...

Look In The Book (w/ Michael W. Smith)

10 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

From doing ministry with Billy Graham, writing the worship songs you are singing on Sunday, to playing those songs all over the world, today's guest i...

Dopamine ROI

03 May 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Life hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the RO...

Nice In Real Life (w/ Matt Rife)

26 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Great hang with a great comic, who is indeed, nice in real life. Enjoy Matt Rife!Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Matt Rife (16:52)Getting wife...

Schleppin’ Jewelry (w/ Leanne Morgan)

18 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan: - Some comedians should probably just quit- You can still play basketball when your pregnant-...

It's A Prank

12 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Brad Pitt, Bud Light, and the Taliban. Welcome to Net PositiveTopics Include:Intro (0:00)Nascar easter service (3:44)The Power Team (14:07)Hasbulla re...

Mindless Activity

05 Apr 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Attention all waiters and waitresses: Write the orders down, it's not impressive to get my order wrong. Also, Easter is this week, see you all in Alab...

My Bizzle

29 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

It is a somber week in Nashville in the wake of a tragedy that took place in our backyard. John addresses the situation before transitioning into some...

The Spirit of Tebow (w/ Eric Decker)

22 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Pro tip from today's guest: Don't bring A-Rod into a Nashville dive bar. Also, always make sure your chickens are protected. Lastly, just because you ...

Spare Tire Pump

15 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

The infamous question: where is the line? Are you important enough to make demands at work? Should concerts be held in the morning instead of at night...

Getting Your Tires Pumped

08 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We might have found a common ground among everyone and it's Carrie Underwood. It's not Earl, the Dixie Chicks killed him.Intro (0:00)Carrie Underwood ...

This Isn't Your Group Chat (w/ Jared Mullins)

01 Mar 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Jared Mullins is a triple threat, and that's a guarantee. We aren't quite sure what the third piece is, but he definitely has it. Topics Include: Intr...

The Spirit Never Sleeps

22 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

I think it's time you see a therapist. You can see if this couple who has been married for 58 years through 5 murder attempts will give you a recommen...

Do What You Want When You're Pregnant

15 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Superbowl commercials were bad, and we can only blame ourselves. The solution? Join Aaron Rodgers on his darkness retreat.Intro (0:00)Cauliflower sand...

Judas Left Money On The Table? (w/Caleb Elliott)

08 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

Judas definitely didn't execute that business deal correctly. Too bad he didn't have Mr. Beast or TD Jakes to help him out.Topics Include: Intro (0:00...

My Own Prison (w/ Scott Stapp of Creed)

01 Feb 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We've got a guest on the show today, and it's someone's voice we have literally all heard, and if you say otherwise you are a liar. He made a record d...

Check The Scoreboard

25 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

There is one situational coffee that is superior to all, and we discover it. Along with a lion on Kylie Jenners dress.Intro (0:00)Broadway stack's (3:...

One Gun, Please

18 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

John buys a gun, and your horse will bring you home. Just make sure DJ Khaled isn't driving.Intro (0:00)John buys a gun (10:15)Biggest fear: Loitering...

Popping Bottles w/ Jemima June

11 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We weren't sure if this could be done, but it's a double-barrelled episode.Intro (0:00)Growing Up In Amish Communities (8:50)How To Work Hard (29:39)W...

Easy To Get Saved

04 Jan 2023

Contributed by Lukas

We are back and psyched for 2023. In the new year, it is time to unmute everyone on Instagram, and also take a few notes from the Amish. They seem to ...

Not A Best Of Episode

28 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This NOT a "best of episode" like everyone else.  John and Alex have all the "rizz" heading into the new year.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Sp...

Giving Joy

21 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog!Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Holiday Men Versus Women (1:02)Crist Family Talent Show (9:20)Baby, It’s Cold O...

No Hats in Church (w/ Steve Fee)

15 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for your buzzcut.Intro (0:00Adele (2:52)John & Steve’s New Song (6:38)Church Protestors (42:03)BTS Update (1:22:43)Email Fact Checks (1:28...

Concrete Feet (w/ Nathan Finochio)

08 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we get a close-up look at Hunter Biden's laptop, and he's quite funny.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Too Far? (3:25)Cancel Culture (22:30...

Flying Drummer Boys (w/ Shama)

01 Dec 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Shama is in the studio today. The primary takeaway is that your church needs flying drummer boys, and you need a reign-it-in guy. Get it done...

Do I Sit Here?

23 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We get it you love Taylor Swift, but you have 3 kids and you're late for a staff meeting. Pull it together before we have to send the crew from Black ...

All Of The Bozo Takes (w/ Cory Asbury)

17 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga...

People Are Gonna People

09 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

John is a true American patriot who gets a shocking surprise from his childhood crush.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)David and Bathsheba (6:43)John’s Gi...

Mid-Game Adjustment

03 Nov 2022

Contributed by Lukas

John is high on life and in no need of a mid game adjustment.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)John is high on life (1:07)Halloween (14:48)Protestors (24:30)...

Bulletproof Boy Scouts

26 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

You better know what tortellini is, and if you don't, you can join the rats in New York City, who made clear by a CNN reporter, are not our friends.To...

Rock, Scissor, Cutters

20 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The most rogue marketing campaign we've ever seen, and the richest thing we've ever heard.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Delete That book launch (6:50)Kee...

I'm Receiving Votes

13 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Stop bragging about your vacations on the internet by asking for recommendations...Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Video from co-host Alex (3:30)Qualities ...

Kit Kat Money (w/ Derrick Stroup)

06 Oct 2022

Contributed by Lukas

On the road again! John and Derrick are recording on the road in Spokane Washington, where they discovered a fantastic local restaurant called Chili's...

Rihanna's House

28 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

John's bowl cut went viral again, a protester lit their arm on fire, and Kanye West has apparently never read a book... It's a Net Positive type of da...

Choke-fil-A

22 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat...

Moms vs Mermaids

15 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second,  Mexican restaurants need to relax and s...

Alabama Mustang

08 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud.Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Cowboy boots - (3:05) J...

Men In Black 5 (w/ Derrick Stroup)

01 Sep 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stori...

It Must Be Mocked

25 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Where are jerseys acceptable?- John...

Don't Forget To Wave

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

THIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Dating for content (3:50)- John goes into b...

Left On Read

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

John is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go. Topics include:- Mexican Drugstores (4:06)- John's Briti...

No Cap (w/ Josh Black)

04 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian Josh Black joins John today, and one thing is for sure; never try and play these two to the left.Topics: - John's "support" at Josh's show (3...

Respect The Flag

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There is nothing quite like the sweet sound a bird scooter makes when it fires up, and you feel the rush of the throttle fall into your grasp... Topic...

I Like Your Shoes

21 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Instead of blocking that person on Twitter, just forgive your Dad.Topics Include:- Dixie Stampede- Hooters- The effect comedy has on people- Noah's Ar...

Masculine Brands

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Another Thursday another Net Positive. Topics Include: - Giving the fans (you) a collective name - Why have masculine brands become popular streetwe...

Get Off My Digital Lawn

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy 4th of July, everybody. Jump in to hear John rant on fireworks, social anxiety, protests, getting left on read, a new compliment challenge, and ...

Nothing But The Truth (w/ Jackie Lee)

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's nothing but the truth when Jackie Lee stops by the studio.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Ca...

Falls Of The Presidency

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

If you like rants, you've come to the right place.Topics include:- Intro (0:00)- Failed Joke (5:56)- Presidential Falls (16:28)- Instagram Scammers (3...