Net Positive with John Crist
Episodes
Primary Chairs
15 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive. --...
Trying to Find the Humor in That (w/ DJ Mykael V)
08 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Touring with Lecrae, the Tom Brady roast, Christian remixes, Jacksonville cops, Carl Lentz has rizz, and a WILD email… On the net it’s a positive....
Happiest Place on Earth
01 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken...
Alabama Basement (w/ Danae Hays)
24 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a posi...
3 Alarm Hot (w/ Leslie Liao)
17 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On t...
Ya Snooze, Ya Get Tased
10 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s ...
The Roast of John Crist
03 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a ...
Good Strat
27 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.------Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@n...
Tick Tock on TikTok
20 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her? ---...
Oooooooooh…
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals,...
Diesel Sniffer (w/ Ryan Long)
06 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Spe...
I Got A Map
28 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves itAttention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now...
Proud to Be An American
21 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Zanesville (5:45)Baby ...
It’s A Stimulation
14 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.------WATCH: https://w...
You Die Twice
07 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.Intro (0:00)Are we doing content? (4:45)Tracy Chapman (18:10)...
Hóse Water
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, ...
Lemon for a Dollar
24 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eag...
Bigger Than Me (w/ Sage Steele)
17 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage...
Golfing at Night (w/ Bruce Bruce)
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy ca...
Leggies (w/ Dave Barnes)
03 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.Topics Includ...
Keep Crist in Christmas
27 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly p...
Bigfoot Is A Gateway Drug (w/ Blurry Creatures)
20 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3...
Solomon’s Hype House
13 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.Topics In...
Who’s Got My Clubs?
06 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was...
I Got Hacked
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally...
Airport Traffic Cone (w/ ERNEST)
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is, a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of ma...
Blame The Market
15 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/...
Pick It Up & Preach
08 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point wher...
Shut Up, Liz
01 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet. ------WATCH: h...
Too Hott To Die (w/ Savannah Chrisley)
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks ...
Don't Check Your Candy
18 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pumpkin patch (9:40)Valet...
Turn On The Lights
11 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb a...
Self-Aware Swifties
04 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half...Topics Include: ...
Whose Podcast Is This? (w/ Trey Kennedy)
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Many of you have thought these two were the same person. Today years of confusion is resolved, and tear of laughter are had, We also have a Kansas Cit...
No Makeup
20 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Three solo episodes in a row, and the boys are rollin. John provides some training on a "quick yes and quick no", and then he enlightens us on car hor...
Boycotting Fall
13 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Alex is back, and vibes are high in the studio. Lots of laughing to catch up on, and we definitely accomplish that.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Boycott...
Confident Wrongness
06 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Protestors might have gotten a win at Burning Man this year, but that won't stop them from keeping the "ethos" positive. You can't cheat your way to b...
Well, Well, Well
30 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
First solo episode in a bit, and we are back with packed episode. Protestors are getting run over, Trump got a mugshot, robberies are getting hard, an...
Catching Heat (w/ Tyler Hubbard)
23 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A Nashville legend is in the studio today. From being one of the first band bars on Broadway, to trailblazing the way for a new style of country music...
Never Knocked Out (w/ Kendall Toole)
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Your favorite Peloton instructor is in the studio! Tune in as John finds inspiration from a 20-something from Brooklyn yelling at him... In all seriou...
What's The Joke?
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Taking photos with the opposite sex, traveling to Venus, defending your castle, and a list of things we do not care about. Nowhere else will you get...
Cousins From The Village (w/ Girl Named Tom)
02 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
John's cousins from the village drop by the studio. They are the winners of the 21st season of The Voice. They made history by being the first trio to...
Holy Tech Support
26 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jason Aldean in "hot water", and Moses needs tech support for his broken tablets. We discover the Italian batwoman who rescues tourists, but she won't...
Knock Knock
19 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are grateful to have made it through the week, even with the writer's strike in Hollywood. Really unsure how we made it, especially with all this t...
Peak Sheep
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jam packed episode, with all the hard hitting issues yet again. Why do we have bathroom attendants? Are Chik Fil A fries all the same size? A fan fa...
Too Pretty to Rob
06 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Post fourth of July, and we are feeling great. Hopefully you got to pee in a pool this weekend and enjoy some sunshine. We have a great episode with a...
We Found The Cure...
28 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are here because of the "No Limits " people who were willing to take a risk. So, if you're thinking of taking a risk, go do it. Now onto more serio...
Secretly Babysitting (w/ Tyler Fischer)
21 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Joining us today we have a handful of legends. Bill Burr, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, and Donald Trump. Only kidding, just the legendary Tyler Fisch...
Hey Cowboy
14 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
An absolutely jam-packed episode. From Drake offering you a Bud Light, and hot chicken being horrible, to a 1-year-old surviving for 40 days in the Am...
Swifties, Gather ‘Round…
07 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have an important message: You don't have amnesia, you just drank too many white claws. Oh, and make sure to check the community notes. ------WAT...
Put It In Writing
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
John came straight from court and is a free man ready to discuss the hard hitting issues such as, what is the proper way to brush your teeth, and if a...
Judgment House (ft. Surprise Guest)
24 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Denver sucks, and there is a slim chance of convincing Alex otherwise, John still has a chance of having his pro golf career come to life, and we have...
Toe Patrol
17 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
PSA for all beer brands, stick to beer. Let Shaq, Elon Musk, and Dude With A Sign worry about changing the world. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Vacat...
Look In The Book (w/ Michael W. Smith)
10 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
From doing ministry with Billy Graham, writing the worship songs you are singing on Sunday, to playing those songs all over the world, today's guest i...
Dopamine ROI
03 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Life hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the RO...
Nice In Real Life (w/ Matt Rife)
26 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Great hang with a great comic, who is indeed, nice in real life. Enjoy Matt Rife!Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Matt Rife (16:52)Getting wife...
Schleppin’ Jewelry (w/ Leanne Morgan)
18 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Some things we learned from the wisdom of Leanne Morgan: - Some comedians should probably just quit- You can still play basketball when your pregnant-...
It's A Prank
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Brad Pitt, Bud Light, and the Taliban. Welcome to Net PositiveTopics Include:Intro (0:00)Nascar easter service (3:44)The Power Team (14:07)Hasbulla re...
Mindless Activity
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Attention all waiters and waitresses: Write the orders down, it's not impressive to get my order wrong. Also, Easter is this week, see you all in Alab...
My Bizzle
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It is a somber week in Nashville in the wake of a tragedy that took place in our backyard. John addresses the situation before transitioning into some...
The Spirit of Tebow (w/ Eric Decker)
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Pro tip from today's guest: Don't bring A-Rod into a Nashville dive bar. Also, always make sure your chickens are protected. Lastly, just because you ...
Spare Tire Pump
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The infamous question: where is the line? Are you important enough to make demands at work? Should concerts be held in the morning instead of at night...
Getting Your Tires Pumped
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We might have found a common ground among everyone and it's Carrie Underwood. It's not Earl, the Dixie Chicks killed him.Intro (0:00)Carrie Underwood ...
This Isn't Your Group Chat (w/ Jared Mullins)
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jared Mullins is a triple threat, and that's a guarantee. We aren't quite sure what the third piece is, but he definitely has it. Topics Include: Intr...
The Spirit Never Sleeps
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I think it's time you see a therapist. You can see if this couple who has been married for 58 years through 5 murder attempts will give you a recommen...
Do What You Want When You're Pregnant
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Superbowl commercials were bad, and we can only blame ourselves. The solution? Join Aaron Rodgers on his darkness retreat.Intro (0:00)Cauliflower sand...
Judas Left Money On The Table? (w/Caleb Elliott)
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Judas definitely didn't execute that business deal correctly. Too bad he didn't have Mr. Beast or TD Jakes to help him out.Topics Include: Intro (0:00...
My Own Prison (w/ Scott Stapp of Creed)
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We've got a guest on the show today, and it's someone's voice we have literally all heard, and if you say otherwise you are a liar. He made a record d...
Check The Scoreboard
25 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There is one situational coffee that is superior to all, and we discover it. Along with a lion on Kylie Jenners dress.Intro (0:00)Broadway stack's (3:...
One Gun, Please
18 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
John buys a gun, and your horse will bring you home. Just make sure DJ Khaled isn't driving.Intro (0:00)John buys a gun (10:15)Biggest fear: Loitering...
Popping Bottles w/ Jemima June
11 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We weren't sure if this could be done, but it's a double-barrelled episode.Intro (0:00)Growing Up In Amish Communities (8:50)How To Work Hard (29:39)W...
Easy To Get Saved
04 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We are back and psyched for 2023. In the new year, it is time to unmute everyone on Instagram, and also take a few notes from the Amish. They seem to ...
Not A Best Of Episode
28 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This NOT a "best of episode" like everyone else. John and Alex have all the "rizz" heading into the new year.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Sp...
Giving Joy
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy Holidays, enjoy your Costco hot dog!Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Holiday Men Versus Women (1:02)Crist Family Talent Show (9:20)Baby, It’s Cold O...
No Hats in Church (w/ Steve Fee)
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for your buzzcut.Intro (0:00Adele (2:52)John & Steve’s New Song (6:38)Church Protestors (42:03)BTS Update (1:22:43)Email Fact Checks (1:28...
Concrete Feet (w/ Nathan Finochio)
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we get a close-up look at Hunter Biden's laptop, and he's quite funny.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Too Far? (3:25)Cancel Culture (22:30...
Flying Drummer Boys (w/ Shama)
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Shama is in the studio today. The primary takeaway is that your church needs flying drummer boys, and you need a reign-it-in guy. Get it done...
Do I Sit Here?
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We get it you love Taylor Swift, but you have 3 kids and you're late for a staff meeting. Pull it together before we have to send the crew from Black ...
All Of The Bozo Takes (w/ Cory Asbury)
17 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Cory Asbury is in the studio with John today, and all we know for certain is that the chi is not effed, and God can still save you even if you do yoga...
People Are Gonna People
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
John is a true American patriot who gets a shocking surprise from his childhood crush.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)David and Bathsheba (6:43)John’s Gi...
Mid-Game Adjustment
03 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
John is high on life and in no need of a mid game adjustment.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)John is high on life (1:07)Halloween (14:48)Protestors (24:30)...
Bulletproof Boy Scouts
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You better know what tortellini is, and if you don't, you can join the rats in New York City, who made clear by a CNN reporter, are not our friends.To...
Rock, Scissor, Cutters
20 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The most rogue marketing campaign we've ever seen, and the richest thing we've ever heard.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Delete That book launch (6:50)Kee...
I'm Receiving Votes
13 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Stop bragging about your vacations on the internet by asking for recommendations...Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Video from co-host Alex (3:30)Qualities ...
Kit Kat Money (w/ Derrick Stroup)
06 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On the road again! John and Derrick are recording on the road in Spokane Washington, where they discovered a fantastic local restaurant called Chili's...
Rihanna's House
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
John's bowl cut went viral again, a protester lit their arm on fire, and Kanye West has apparently never read a book... It's a Net Positive type of da...
Choke-fil-A
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
John definitely doesn't have Tourette's, but this Chik-fil-A employee definitely knows how to tackle a perp. Also, is Karen a Republican or a Democrat...
Moms vs Mermaids
15 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There are two things that are absolutely certain in this episode; first, we are team Ariel 2022, and second, Mexican restaurants need to relax and s...
Alabama Mustang
08 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We will ride or die with Florida Georgia Line... Even if these cowboy boots have never touched mud.Topics Include:Intro (00:00)Cowboy boots - (3:05) J...
Men In Black 5 (w/ Derrick Stroup)
01 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week John is recording while on the road in Boston, and he has the fan favorite, Derrick Stroup alongside him. As expected, it is top-shelf stori...
It Must Be Mocked
25 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If laughter is the best medicine, you probably need a prescription for this episode.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Where are jerseys acceptable?- John...
Don't Forget To Wave
18 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
THIS JUST IN: your Instagram account with 400 followers isn't shadow-banned.Topics Include:- Intro (0:00)- Dating for content (3:50)- John goes into b...
Left On Read
11 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
John is back from Mexico with a $3 hat, some lash booster, a nice tan, and he is ready to go. Topics include:- Mexican Drugstores (4:06)- John's Briti...
No Cap (w/ Josh Black)
04 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Comedian Josh Black joins John today, and one thing is for sure; never try and play these two to the left.Topics: - John's "support" at Josh's show (3...
Respect The Flag
28 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There is nothing quite like the sweet sound a bird scooter makes when it fires up, and you feel the rush of the throttle fall into your grasp... Topic...
I Like Your Shoes
21 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Instead of blocking that person on Twitter, just forgive your Dad.Topics Include:- Dixie Stampede- Hooters- The effect comedy has on people- Noah's Ar...
Masculine Brands
14 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Another Thursday another Net Positive. Topics Include: - Giving the fans (you) a collective name - Why have masculine brands become popular streetwe...
Get Off My Digital Lawn
07 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy 4th of July, everybody. Jump in to hear John rant on fireworks, social anxiety, protests, getting left on read, a new compliment challenge, and ...
Nothing But The Truth (w/ Jackie Lee)
30 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's nothing but the truth when Jackie Lee stops by the studio.-----WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special) HERE: https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU-----Ca...
Falls Of The Presidency
23 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
If you like rants, you've come to the right place.Topics include:- Intro (0:00)- Failed Joke (5:56)- Presidential Falls (16:28)- Instagram Scammers (3...