Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Diana Hong Has Never Seen The X Files

29 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Diana Hong has never seen "The X Files" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Diana's version of the X-Files has everyone you remember. There's ...

Maggie Winters Has Never Seen Grey's Anatomy

22 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Maggie Winters has never seen "Grey's Anatomy," but she rewrote it, and we read her script! All of your favorite Grey's characters are there. Nurse Ka...

Sydney Kane Has Never Seen Inception

15 Apr 2026

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Sydney Kane has never seen "Inception" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Sydney has no clue what "Inception" is, but she's preeeettttty sure ...

Troy Walker Has Never Seen Paddington 2

08 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Troy Walker has never seen "Paddington 2" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! The whimsy is there. The British is there. Is there marmalade? Is...

Charlie James Has Never Seen Whiplash

01 Apr 2026

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Charlie James has never seen "Whiplash" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Do we have a frontrunner for next year's Neverseenie for most accura...

Taylor Owen and James Neal Have Never Seen Marty Supreme

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor Owen and James Neal have never seen "Marty Supreme" but they rewrote it and we read their script! The cohosts of "The Regular Update" take on t...

Mark Vigeant Has Never Seen Cars

04 Mar 2026

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Mark Vigeant has never seen "Cars," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does he nail the details of this mammoth Pixar franchise? Mark is prett...

Bri Giger Has Never Seen Harry Potter

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Bri Giger has never seen "Harry Potter" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Harry Potter, and, well, all that comes along with it. Bri's script...

Johnno Wilson Has Never Seen Dirty Dancing

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Johnno Wilson has never seen "Dirty Dancing" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! So there's dancing. It's the 80s. There's Kenny Loggins and Bu...

Jenny Zigrino Has Never Seen Weapons

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jenny Zigrino has never seen "Weapons" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! Does she nail this massive horror hit? She knows there's.... weapon...

Sam Wiles Has Never Seen Annie Hall

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Sam Wiles has never seen "Annie Hall," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Since this is a film with no baggage that has aged extremely well, is...

Chloe Radcliffe Has Never Seen The Truman Show

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Chloe Radcliffe has never seen "The Truman Show" but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Does she nail the Jim Carrey classic, despite never watch...

Charlie Berens Has Never Seen Silence of the Lambs

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Charlie Berens has never seen "Silence of the Lambs" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Does Charlie nail the all-time setting, tone, Oscar-wo...

Katy Fishell Has Never Seen Breakfast at Tiffany's

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Katy Fishell (comedian, writer, artist) has never seen "Breakfast at Tiffany's" but she rewrote it and we read her script! Does she nail this Audrey H...

John Milhiser Has Never Seen The English Patient

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

John Milhiser has never seen "The English Patient" but he rewrote it and we read his script! And WHAT a script to kick off 2026 with. SNL Alum John Mi...

EJ Marcus Has Never Seen Downton Abbey

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

EJ Marcus has never seen "Downton Abbey" but he rewrote what he thinks an episode might be, and we read his script! The accent work: perfect. The se...

Cam Gavinski Has Never Seen 2001: A Space Odyssey

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cam Gavinski has never seen 2001: A Space Odyssey, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Cam's take on one of the quintessential sci-fi movi...

All Games Day! December 2025

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kicking off December with an All Games Episode here! Kyle is joined by Sammy Mowrey, Daniel Shar, Bailey Norton, and Joe McAdam. The four folks part...

Max Silvestri Has Never Seen Wicked

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Max Silvestri has never seen "Wicked" but he rewrote it, and we read his script! Does Max succeed in figuring out what this massive musical prequel is...

Courtney Michelle Has Never Seen Snatch

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Courtney Michelle has never seen "Snatch" but she rewrote it, and we read her script! I know I've said this before, but is this the most accurate take...

Will Pepper Has Never Seen Goodfellas

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will Pepper has never seen "Goodfellas" but he rewrote it and we read his script! Will is pretty sure "Goodfellas" has something to do with a rivalr...

Fumi Abe Has Never Seen A Nightmare On Elm Street

29 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Fumi Abe has never seen Nightmare On Elm Street, but he rewrote it! He was pretty sure it was called... Freddy K? Does Fumi nail the tone of the class...

Amy Miller Has Never Seen Megan

23 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Amy Miller returns! Amy has never seen Megan, but she rewrote it, and we read her script. Enjoy our annual Amy-Miller-Halloween-Episode, complete with...

Jono Zalay Has Never Seen Rocky Horror Picture Show

15 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jono Zalay Has Never Seen "Rocky Horror Picture Show," but he rewrote it and we read his script! The depth with which he nails some of the specifics h...

All Games Day! October 2025

08 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

All Games Day returns! An episode of Before & Afters, Build the Perfect Movie, Character Card Head, and more! Kyle is joined by Matt O'Brien, Nick V...

Karen Chee Has Never Seen Sex and the City

01 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Karen Chee has never seen Sex and the City, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Emmy & WGA award-nominated comedian and writer Karen Chee takes...

Jack Lawler Has Never Seen Yellowstone

24 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jack Lawler (Work Retire Die, Host of The Daily Friday) has never seen "Yellowstone" but he rewrote it and we read his script. Enjoy Jack's script, Y...

Leah Knauer Has Never Seen Wall-E

03 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Leah Knauer has never seen Wall-E, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Hear Leah's full take on one of Kyle's favorite movies. The robots, chec...

River Butcher Has Never Seen Oldboy

27 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

River Butcher has never seen Oldboy, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does River nail the movie? That's up to you to decide. An episode of ...

Dan O'Sullivan Has Never Seen The White Lotus

20 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Dan O'Sullivan has never seen The White Lotus, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Host of the "The Outfit!" on Headgum, Dan joins Kyle to talk ...

Ify Nwadiwe Has Never Seen Twin Peaks (LIVE from The Elysian in LA!)

18 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ify Nwadiwe has never seen "Twin Peaks" but he rewrote it, and we read his script. LIVE from The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles, California! A clip fr...

Kel Cripe Has Never Seen Twin Peaks

13 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kel Cripe has never seen Twin Peaks, but they rewrote it and we read their script! The Lynchian vibes are palpable as Kel drops their take on Twin Pea...

Kyle Prue Has Never Seen The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

07 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle Prue has never seen "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does he nail the good? Can he figure out the bad...

Joe Kwaczala Has Never Seen American Pie

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe Kwaczala has never seen American Pie, but he rewrote it and we read his script! I can whole-heartedly say this is one of the most accurate scripts...

Patrick Noth Has Never Seen The Super Mario Bros. Movie

23 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Patrick Noth has never seen The Super Mario Bros. Movie, but he rewrote it and we read his script! The brothers, the princess, the historically accura...

Josh Gondelman Has Never Seen Frozen

16 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Josh Gondelman has never seen Frozen, but he rewrote it and we read his script. A very Boston take on the Disney classic. We read Josh's script, talk...

Maggie Mae Fish Has Never Seen The West Wing

10 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Maggie Mae Fish has never seen "The West Wing" but she rewrote it, and we read her script. We get right into things with Maggie, who takes on Sorkin a...

All Games Day! June 2025

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It's All Games Day! Kyle is joined by Tyler Jackson, Jay Light, and Joe McAdam to play some movie games. Before & Afters, KyleDad, Build the Perfect M...

Lindsay Adams Has Never Seen Eternal Sunshine

18 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lindsay Adams has never seen "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," but she rewrote it. Lindsay finally slides over to the writer's seat! Enjoy her ...

Ali Macofsky Has Never Seen The Lord of the Rings

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ali Macofsky has never seen The Lord of the Rings, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Ali knows SOME stuff, and surprisingly the specific name...

Rebecca Weiser Has Never Seen Sideways

04 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rebecca Weiser has never seen Sideways, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Was there a f*cking merlot?! Enjoy Rebecca's take on what she's p...

Mike Drucker Has Never Seen Ford v Ferrari

29 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mike Drucker has never seen Ford v. Ferrari, but he rewrote it and we read his script! There's cars! There's... Henry Ford! There's... David... Ferrar...

Gabe Gibbs Has Never Seen Million Dollar Baby

21 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gabe Gibbs has never seen Million Dollar Baby, but he rewrote it, AND some original music for it! Gabe brings his full keyboard in studio and serenade...

Jacquis Neal Has Never Seen 12 Angry Men

14 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jacquis Neal has never seen 12 Angry Men, but he rewrote it and we read his script! The men... they're angry. But you'll never guess how many of them ...

Vinny Thomas Has Never Seen Friends

07 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Vinny Thomas has never seen Friends, but he rewrote it! Enjoy his take on this obscure TV show he's never watched. How many Friends are there? Do the...

Rashawn Nadine Scott Has Never Seen Face/Off

30 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Rashawn Nadine Scott has never seen Face/Off, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Enjoy what is quite possibly the most and least accurate scri...

Business Casual Has Never Seen Minions

23 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Business Casual (the LA-based Sketch Trio) has never seen Minions, but they rewrote it and we read their script! They know about the Minions. They c...

Cody Wilkins Has Never Seen Breaking Bad

16 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Cody Wilkins has never seen Breaking Bad, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Cody's full take on this incredibly popular show! We play s...

Tom Thakkar Has Never Seen Lost

09 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Tom Thakkar has never seen Lost, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Tom takes on one of Kyle's first favorite TV shows. Can he capture the myst...

Joe Rumrill Has Never Seen Raging Bull

02 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Joe Rumrill has never seen Raging Bull, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Hear his full, extremely accurate take. We also play some games, B...

Jenson Titus Has Never Seen Interstellar

26 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jenson Titus has never seen Interstellar, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Jenson's take on the Christopher Nolan classic he's never se...

Chase O'Donnell Has Never Seen Shawshank Redemption

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Chase O'Donnell has never seen Shawshank Redemption, but she rewrote it and we read her script! One of the most seen movies of all time, written by so...

Gary Michael Anderson Has Never Seen Tropic Thunder

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Gary Michael Anderson has never seen Tropic Thunder, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Kyle worries about his name now coming up on Google alo...

Kevin Sullivan Has Never Seen Severance

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin Sullivan has never seen "Severance" but he rewrote it and we read his script! One of the most talked about shows of the year, rewritten by someo...

John Hastings Has Never Seen A Complete Unknown

26 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

John Hastings has never seen "A Complete Unknown" but he rewrites it, and we read his script! Is John accurate? Is the Hawk Tuah (cannot believe I typ...

Jay Light Has Never Seen The Brutalist

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jay Light has never seen "The Brutalist," but he rewrote it and we read his script! Does Jay nail it? We're talking Holocaust movies, so it's official...

Lisa Wallen Has Never Seen Twilight

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lisa Wallen has never seen Twilight, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Take a trip down millennialemory lane and let's revisit Twilight and w...

Sam Wiles Has Never Seen Joker Folie a Deux

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Sam Wiles has never seen 'Joker Folie a Deux' but he rewrote it and we read his script! Remember this movie?? It was going to be huge! We take on Sam...

Mo Fry Pasic Has Never Seen Vicky Cristina Barcelona

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mo Fry Pasic has never seen Vicky Cristina Barcelona, but she rewrote it and we read her script! A patented "how long into the episode could this sc...

Allen Strickland Williams Has Never Seen Sophie's Choice

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Allen Strickland Williams has never seen Sophie's Choice, but he rewrote it and we read his script! He wrote four pages before asking a friend one ver...

End of the Year, Start of the Year, with Graham Kay and Kevin James Doyle

15 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle is joined by Graham Kay and Kevin James Doyle via Zoom to talk their favorite first-watches from last year, and predict what random movies from t...

Kyle Ayers Has Never Seen Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story

23 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Folks, we're getting one more episode in this year. Kyle Ayers has never seen Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story, the Hallmark movie centered arou...

Holigames Day!

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kyle hops on Zoom with Mike Carrozza, Lindsay Adams, Bailey Norton, and Chris Mejia, to play some games themed around holiday movies. Before & After...

Adam Conover Has Never Seen Stranger Things

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Adam Conover has never seen Stranger Things, but he rewrote it and we read his script. The nostalgia: it's there. A Power Glove? Maybe. Hear what Adam...

Mel Stephens Has Never Seen Annie Hall

03 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mel Stephens has never seen Annie Hall, but she rewrote it and we read her script! We continue a streak of guests absolutely nailing it. We talk what ...

Catherine McCafferty Has Never Seen Die Hard

26 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

UPDATE: Please delete, refresh, and redownload if you hear an issue of overlapping audio during the intro. Catherine McCafferty has never seen "Die ...

Brittany Ross Has Never Seen Game of Thrones

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brittany Ross has never seen Game of Thrones, but she rewrote it! It feels like enough has permeated the world for Brittany to nail her script. Kyle...

Will Weldon Has Never Seen Independence Day: Resurgence

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Will Weldon (Host of "I Hate Bill Maher" podcast) has never seen ID2, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Folks, this episode is chaos. Will, a ...

Chris Grace Has Never Seen NCIS

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Grace (Superstore, new special 'Chris Grace as Scarlett Johansson' on Dropout) has never seen NCIS, but he rewrote it and we read his script! It...

Yourgo Artsitas Has Never Seen Smile

30 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Documentary Filmmaker and comedian Yourgo Artsitas has never seen "Smile" but he rewrote it and we read his script! We talk the viral marketing behi...

Amy Miller Has Never Seen The Babadook

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Amy Miller returns! Our every-Halloween-season fan-favorite has never seen The Babadook, but she rewrote it. Enjoy her script, enjoy some games! A lot...

Nate Fernald and Zach Broussard Have Never Seen Pet Sematary

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Boo Boys are here! Nate Fernald and Zach Broussard have never seen Pet Sematary, but they rewrote it and we read their script! They SPECIFICALLY h...

All Games Day! October 2024

09 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Time for some games! Kyle is down with Covid so he hopped on Zoom with Mike Carrozza, Todd Sklar, Bailey Norton, and first time guest Yourgo Artsitas ...

Chris Calogero Has Never Seen The Sound of Music

02 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Calogero (New Album "Husky Boy") has never seen The Sound of Music, but he rewrote it! Hear his full script! Enjoy (or buffer through) a bunch o...

Jen Kober Has Never Seen The Goonies

25 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jen Kober (No Flies On Me special) has never seen The Goonies, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Jen is... close? This whole era of adventuro...

Mario Adrion Has Never Seen Aladdin

18 Sep 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Mario Adrion has never seen Aladdin, but he rewrote it! Hear Mario's full description of what he's certain almost definitely happens. Plus some games,...

Leah Rudick Has Never Seen Magic Mike

14 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Leah Rudick has never seen Magic Mike, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Enjoy her take, Brandie Posey's expertise, and Kyle's... hosting? C...

Jeff Cerulli Has Never Seen Bridgerton

07 Aug 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jeff Cerulli (new special "Live at the Bomb Shelter" on Comedy Dynamics) has never seen Bridgerton, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. Enjoy J...

Joel Kim Booster Never Sees Casablanca

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Joel Kim Booster has never seen Casablanca, but he riffs his way through its most famous scene. We spend a laid back hour in studio talking movies, ...

Bridger Winegar Never Sees Avengers: Endgame

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bridger Winegar has never seen Avengers: Endgame, and we have him improvise the climax of the movie! We twist the pod a bit for a round of redacted s...

Kevin Casey White Has Never Seen The Deer Hunter

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Kevin Case White (new special 'Harangue') has never seen The Deer Hunter, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Enjoy Kevin's full script, a bunch...

Jackie Kashian Has Never Seen The Big Lebowski

03 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jackie Kashian has never seen The Big Lebowski, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Hear the full script and so, so much more. Jackie is one of...

Jenn Harris Has Never seen Fast & Furious

26 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jenn harris has never seen ANY Fast & Furious movie, but she rewrote one and we read her script. Enjoy Jenn's specific, potentially very tonally accur...

Jon Lovett Has Never Seen Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania

19 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jon Lovett (Lovett or Leave It, new book Democracy or Else: How to Save America in 10 Easy Steps) has never seen Quantumania, but he rewrote it! Hear ...

Ian Lockwood Has Never Seen Eragon

12 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Ian Lockwood has never seen Eragon, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Incredible. Wonderful. Hilarious. All-time script. Hear his full take, a...

Jason Saenz Has Never Seen Grey's Anatomy

05 Jun 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Jason Saenz (new show 'The Wheel World' in LA!) has never seen Grey's Anatomy, but he rewrote it. Top five longest script in the history of the pod. H...

Sierra Katow Has Never Seen Whiplash

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Sierra Katow (The Sex Lives of College Girls, new special "Funt") has never seen Whiplash, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Enjoy the full t...

Michael J. Feldman Has Never Seen Eyes Wide Shut

15 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Michael J Feldman has never seen Eyes Wide Shut, but he rewrote it and we read his script! He.... nails it? The masks, the... straights. Enjoy Michae...

Pete Holmes Has Never Seen Euphoria

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Pete Holmes has never seen Euphoria, but he rewrote it and we read his script! The lingo is perfect, the tone, perfect. Enjoy Pete's take on Euphoria,...

Janet Varney Has Never Seen Apocalypse Now

01 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Janet Varney (JV Club Pod, The Legend of Korra) has never seen Apocalypse Now, but she rewrote it! The level of detail in the script may be unmatched ...

Tom DeTrinis Has Never Seen Suits

24 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Tom DeTrinis has never seen Suits, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Wonderful actor, director, and producer Tom DeTrinis takes on Suits, whic...

Brent Pella Has Never Seen Mad Men

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Brent Pella (new special Conscious Bro) has never seen Mad Men, but he rewrote it and we read his script. What does Brent think Mad Men probably is? D...

Rachel Scanlon Has Never Seen My Cousin Vinny

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Rachel Scanlon has never seen My Cousin Vinny, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Is it... exactly accurate? Almost certainly. Kyle and Rache...

Adam Newman Has Never Seen The Whale

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Adam Newman (pod fave!) has never seen The Whale, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Enjoy his 100% accurate portrayal of last year's Brendan F...

Andrew Youngblood Has Never Seen The Matrix

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Andrew Youngblood (New special out March 28!) has never seen The Matrix, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Kyle cannot believe we've never don...

Fielding Edlow Has Never Seen Nyad

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Fielding Edlow has never seen Nyad, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Fielding (Bojack Horseman, her show "Gaslighting is My Love Language") ...

Paul Gilmartin Has Never Seen Finding Nemo (+ March Madness Preview!)

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Paul Gilmartin (Mental Illness Happy Hour, TBS' Dinner and a Movie) has never seen "Finding Nemo" but he rewrote it and we read his script! We take on...

Will Miles Has Never Seen The Holdovers

06 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Will Miles (South Side, Grown-ish) has never seen The Holdovers, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Hear his full script, some Oscars Before & ...

Oscars Games!

05 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Bonus episode this week! Some Oscars-related games leading into the Academy Awards this weekend. Plus, Kyle and Mike Carrozza and Bailey Norton talk t...

Chris Martin Has Never Seen Maestro

28 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Chris Martin (Comedian, not a Coldplay) has never seen Maestro, but he rewrote it. Did Chris spend six years prepping for this script? Only God knows....