Neverrong
Episodes
SHORTing Allbirds
16 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Our favorite hateable shoe brand is ditching the merino wool for AI. We also talk space, pretzels, and the state of shorts.
Gnomes on Rumspringa
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Old clothes, new money, tortilla chips. We've got it all!
The Aesthetics of War
05 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We're all back in the cut with opinions on hairstyles, new wars in the middle east, vests, and Coogi sweaters!
Aurora Shoes, at This Time of Year?
08 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Took us a while, but we're back for our first ep of 2026.
Ending a Denim Relationship
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do you do when six months in and you don't seem to be making any progress? Albert laments a jean relationship that might be fizzling out. Dav...
Footwear Hour - Crocs vs Hey Dude
12 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We run down all the squishy suspects in this episode entirely devoted to footwear:Hey DudeCrocsHokaNordaAnd David's Crown Collabhttps://crownnorth...
Living in Zyn
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Happy election day! We have a somewhat broken episode for you to mirror our somewhat broken system of government. Much love from Reed, Albert, and Dav...
The Pepsi Shoe Challenge
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys return and David has two medium spicy footwear takes, Albert has a new thermal out, and Reed has a new love of denim trousers.Get tickets for...
Faith Based Fits
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We consider the possibility of selling out for that sweet evangelical cash. David complains about the deteriorating quality of Under Armour.
New Styles for Harry
06 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The biggest menswear flex is apparently being romantically linked with Zoe Kravitz, and Harry Styles is doing it ahead of his new album release. Also,...
Take Me Back (to 2010)
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The whole crew is back to discuss the hairstyles of Maine, J.Crew's creepy use of AI in their latest campaign, the retail experience of Ssense'...
Performative Men Performing
08 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Reedless today, Albert and David explore the death of certain trends in the Trump 2 era in the end of the de minimis tariff and discuss the new pejora...
White Vans / Tactical Vans
14 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A check in on our triumvirate Tilden fading status. How to buy old suits online. How did Vans stray so far from the light?
We're back and we're sick!
07 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Did you miss us?? We've returned with discussions on shorts, slippers, and bootleg air conditioning. Enjoy!
It's Better in Europe
01 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Albert returns from his European tour with tales of watches, wonders, French workwear, Portuguese shellfish and more.
License to Influence
15 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's cold in LA, the DMV is bad, Tilden Jeans are good, free Mahmoud Khalil, 45rpm can be had for a steal on Grailed, and other red hot takes on t...
Of Furries and Furriers
28 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Albert regales with tales of the great white north, including his most recent visit to Taco Bell! David laments the difficulty of selling used clothin...
Modernist Vibe Report
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Albert's in Alaska, so Reed and David immediately take the opportunity to discuss Taco Bell. Once that's out of their system, they move on to ...
Shooting Up a Flare
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Denim fits are having a vibe shift...so are graphic tees. We discuss the aftermath of the Super Bowl halftime show and why we still unfortunately have...
Alaskan Tariff Loopholes
04 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Albert is heading north, very north and discusses his trip to Alaska for the Fur Trapper Rendezvous which leads Reed down a long discussion of dog sle...
Tactical Hiking Skirts
31 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The utility of bandanas, the scourge of AI, the aesthetics of modern conservatism, and the shrinking of Albert's jeans. All are discussed intensel...
A Metatextual Analysis on the Mediums of Pants Discourse
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
So social media is pretty much unequivocally evil, now. Albert got some good finds at Greenspan's, David lives his Japanese dream.
The Many Woes of 2025
17 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our first episode of what's shaping up to be a banner year. Our trio discusses the fallout of the LA fires, Kapital's acquisition by LVMH, ...
Grails of the Aqueduct Camp
13 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Is this a real Grailed account? We don't know, but we sure can speculate. One thing we can't speculate on is this incredible piece of academia Albert ...
Steal His Look, Share His Pants
09 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The Ballad of Luigi Mangione is still being written, but that doesn't stop us from weighing in. Also discuss the wares of the new heir to the Roy Deni...
Happy Black Friday (Preview)!
22 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's not Black Friday but it sure feels like it the way things are flying off the shelves and the "deals" are stacking up. Albert can't get his DHL pa...
Saddam Made the Watches Run on Time
13 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Amiri, in my Zuckerberg?? We discuss the nature of weirdos wearing Rag & Bone jeans, Reed's favorite 19th century baseball player, and Albert's ne...
A Chicken in Every Pot, A Bidet in Every Stall
09 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We reckon with what clothes will be like for the next four years. Also, are Paraboots popped?
Idealb Swim Suits
31 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
David can't comprehend a simple cartoon, Reed confounds with fake Amazon brand names, Albert transports us to a new realm of Barbour.
The Neverrong Smoothie
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Reed is out, cartoon graphic tees from the 80s and 90s are in! David and Albert discuss California's most overpriced grocery store, the future of vint...
Contractually Obligated Scents
18 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Would you sell your scent for money? How about a lot of money? Look out for our A.L.D. exclusive invite.
The Cosplay Threshold (Fixed Audio)
02 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The rerelease of the NN.07 "The Bear" jacket leads the boys down a rabbit hole of when is acceptable/desirable to wear the thing you saw in a movie or...
Double Black Diamond Dress Codes
19 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Albert contemplates a new (old stock) watch, David contemplates the replacement for his 990v5s, Reed clashes with paper towel opinions, and everyone d...
Public Pool Denim Wash
07 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss everything from the joys of public pools, our ideal swimwear, and the agony and ecstasy of current campaign merch.
Toad Style White Denim
29 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back in their respective towns and ready to tell you about their summer trends and experiences, including, but not limited to, white and ...
Full GOATed Jacket
20 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are at their very best debating what (if any) trends are important this season. They discuss, at great length, the human centipede of trends....
Chewy Lead Center - Show & Tell 3-19-24
19 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Second show and tell of the year and this one is a goooood one. The boys are in fine form discussing hypebeast cousins, cavalry charges, and all matte...
Little Lad in a Fraught Polycule - Show n Tell 2/23/24
23 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The first episode back! We're bringing you more Show n Tell episodes as we work to make our usual full-length episodes even bigger and better than...
J. Crew - Authentic Charlatans
27 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
When the first J. Crew catalog came out in 1983, it said the brand was based on 100 years of craftsmanship, which was just a lie. The brand had just s...
Show and Tell 11/3 - All's Well That's Madewell
03 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The guys get together again for another legendary Show and Tell episode! Enjoy! Theme music by Soraya Perry. Check out the Substack to read along.
Chefcore - Serving since 1822
30 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David walks the gang through Chefcore, the latest iteration of Blue Collar cosplay that's sweeping through the fashion world. From the origin of t...
Show and Tell 10/23 - Weirdos Of the Internet Unite!
23 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A humdinger, a laugh-fest, a joy for your ears to behold. We got a little extra silly with tiktok trends we can't get off our minds (and screens)....
Dainty Leather Footwear - For little lads who love sandals and cream
17 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Fisherman sandals, Mary Janes, huaraches - the shoes are dainty, they're leather, and they're showing up everywhere! Who better to walk us thr...
Jean Shorts - "The Big Jort"
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Jorts swept the nation this summer and Albert sits down with the guys to figure out....why? The fellas lay out the many kinds of jorts (kinds both goo...
Hey Dudes - Best-Selling "Shoe" in America
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
After learning about Hey Dudes during our ON episode, David takes a deep dive (as deep as you can) into the history of the BEST-SELLING SHOE IN AMERIC...
Show and Tell 10/5 - On Psycho-Prisons and Hyper-Fixations
05 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Show and Tell 2 is here! A little audio-morsel from your three favorite guys showing (but mostly telling) some of their new favorite pieces. As alway...
ON Running - ON CLOUD 69
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
David explains to the boys (and you) where these new gray shoes came from. ON running went from a whisper on the wind to a state of omnipresence that ...
Show & Tell 9/29 - Down Criminal
29 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Neverrong's Show & Tell #1! Our every-other episodes that inject a little more silliness into your week! Each of us brings a topic ...
Trucker Hats - Capitalist Xenomorph
27 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Albert takes the boys on a journey through the wonderful world of trucker hats. Recorded back in March, so some aspects of our personal lives have cha...
Neverrong Teaser
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the podcast where we are NEVER WRONG - only early! Full episodes coming soon!