New Earth: A Doctor Who Audio Adventure
Episodes
Chapter 11 - Plan B
02 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Countdown to zero! A very 24-inspired chapter, with the Doctor in dire straits and Cassandra/Rose triumphant as the cat-nurses come calling: it's ...
Chapter 10 - The Echo of Life
09 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A debate with a cat: do the ends justify the means? The Doctor in full Oncoming-Storm mode against nice Novice Hame, sowing the seeds of his Waters of...
Chapter 9 - Intensive Care
10 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Rather intense, this one (geddit? intense?). Following on from their unexpected canoodling session in Ward 26, Rose – or is she? – gives the Docto...
Chapter 8 - Miss Tyler, I Presume?
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Mysteries abound in Ward 26, as the Doctor and Rose investigate! Just how do the Sisters work their medical magic? Why are all the patients fine, when...
Chapter 7 - A Lady's Vendetta
08 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
It's a medical miracle! A previously petrified patient in Ward 26 has inexplicably recovered from his terminal condition, but the Sisters remain s...
Chapter 6 - Body-Snatched
05 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Lonely gods and bouncy castles, oh my! Lady Cassandra, having a chav-tastic time living it up inside Rose: mind, body, and Cockney rhyming-slang. We g...
Chapter 5 - The Face of Boe
28 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Bit special, this one. The Doctor chats to his new friend, young Novice Hame, as she tells him of the stories and secrets surrounding the Face of Boe....
Chapter 4 - The Last Human
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The bitchy trampoline returns! She exploded, remember? (Please don’t ask where she got her skin from). Also featuring Gollum – whoops, sorry, Chip...
Chapter 3 - The Visitor of Ward 26
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
A bit shorter, this one! Up in Ward 26, the Doc finally meets his mysterious summoner. No, it’s not the Duke of Manhattan – although please rememb...
Chapter 2 - The Hospital
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Summoned to Ward 26, the Doctor and the dirty blonde assassin make it to their destination – a posh hospital run by vaguely-sinister cat-ladies, who...
Chapter 1 - New New Doctor
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Did you hear the news? We’re off, further than we’ve ever gone before! It’s the New New Doctor and Rose, heading off for new adventures to New E...
Prologue
05 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Far below the surface of a brave new world, two feline nurses consult on the matter of a conscious "patient" in Intensive Care... Written and read b...