New Zealand Triathlete Magazine. In a podcast.
Episodes
You do know women raced in Napier too.
29 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hooksie seeks redemption for his one-eyed, blokey review of Napier. Gets Be Lar Kay to help dig him out of the hole he's always stuck in.
Dyno Dyls
26 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Rob's crook as so Hooksie and Painter take over the pod and pour over the Napier Results.
Slow news week.
20 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Not really a lot to get excited about - but we tried.
The triathlon Swim in the Bellagio Fountain.
31 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
The boys are back for the new year!
The Talent Hunter - Spencer Parker.
11 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Hooksie interviews USA Triathlon Olympic Coach of the Year. True. He does. It's a beaut.
"I have a dream." Channeling our inner MLK.
09 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Click here to join the conversation on our Telegram group. (MLK = Martin Luther King)
Finding the next Falcon.
04 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Super positive poddie to start the new year talking about talent ID that we bet will turn up the next generation of Olympians and more.
25th Rotorua. Suffer. The hot take debrief.
16 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kurt who?
14 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys interview Aussie Kurt McDonald cause we recon this kid could be something special. Mind you, we never let him get a word in so who knows?
2023 Rotorua. Suffer. official race briefing and stuff.
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
All we want for Christmas is....
11 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gonna have to listen to find out. We kinda stay on topic.
Helping pups find their herd, Part 1 with Rob.
01 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How do we keep young triathletes in the sport without wrecking them?
Breaking the cycle - women helping women.
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hooksie interviews Sophie and Elise from More Than Coaching. Mate, these women are doing God's work. Another must listen poddie.
Triathlon and Gallipoli. Pilgrimage or Sacrilege.
24 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Painter and Hooksie talk about perhaps the heaviest topic in our catalog, Challenge Gallipoli, and what it means to us Kiwis.
Do fish worms spell the end of our sport?
22 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Have the druggies won and the story of Ironman Rotorua, you read that correctly. Ironman Taupo was almost Ironman Rotorua.
Another Seinfeld episode - we talk everything and nothing.
14 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
What don't we cover? Listen and find out.
The triathlon swim. Please listen and share.
11 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Death finally visited a triathlon swim in New Zealand. Rob and Hooksie talk about 3 or 4 small steps that could help make this the only visit. Please ...
One can dream - building a better ITU product.
07 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
There is an answer out there. Building a better ITU race and Haydo in Noosa.
MG ruins Super League Neom single handedly.
22 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Macca, please listen. Why did you allow MG to ruin Super League Neom for the fans?
LCB and designing donkeys.
16 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
LCB nails Kona and we talk about Haydo, again and again and again.
Be honest, no-one has a clue who's going to win Kona.
12 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Especially not us.
The case of Kurt and his wonky wiring.
09 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Come with us and walk a mile in the shoes of Kurt and his trials and tribulations trying to get to Paris Para's. Sometimes, we actually do some r...
Understanding Lydiard - from a man who was there.
28 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kim Stevenson is an OG of running - and we learn the more things change, the more they stay the same. Great poddie this one.
"Au revoir Mr. Wilde".
25 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A special poddie - that contends that TRI NZ HP unwittingly worked against Hayden Wilde in the last two World Champs races - a must-listen.
The curse of the yellow swim cap.
24 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Haydo gets close but no cigar and we take a tough look at how the NZ HP team went at Worlds. Oh, and the end of the poddie is one for the ages.
What's the maths? Haydo Versus Yee at Worlds.
19 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Be Lar Kay schools Hooksie on the World Champs race this weekend and we acknowledge all age-groupers racing in Pontevedra and those that raced in Nice...
The best in the World. Sam Laidlow.
10 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Gotta say even if you don't want to say it.
Nice World's preview - our torturous take.
07 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Here we go. It's Nice weekend and here's how it's going to play out.
Triathlon meets The Benny Hill Show.
03 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Please, Super League. Sort it out. Enough is enough.
Gizzy hard and Half Ironman World's
27 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
PTO Singapore and Paris test events.
20 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Bombshell, did HP Tri drop Haydo from the test MTR? Sure seems that way.
PTO AND WT UP A TREE. K I S S I N G and TRI NZ reply.
16 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hot take on PTO announcement, we improve it and Travis from TRI NZ get's back to us.
Paris previews and junkets.
13 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We recognise the 2023 Suzuki New Zealand Duathlon Champions.
13 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sunderland, buckets and spades.
30 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Sunderland beats Lando breaking F1 trophy, hands down.
The state of affairs post Hamburg.
18 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Loads covered on this poddie.
Hayden Wilde - Champion of the World.
16 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Shit, that sounds good saying it.
Hamburg preview - celebrating Kiwi age groupers and elites.
12 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
B Lark Kay breaks down this weekend's million different races and ALL the kiwis racing.
Two words. Brea and Dylan.
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Then another 200,000.
Couldn't win a spelling bee if you gave us all the letters.
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Preview poddie of all the Kiwis racing this weekend, with embedded reporter Be-Lar-Kay chiming in.
Don't throw the baby out with the bath water - Hamburg.
05 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
And it's our 100th Episode.
How to select Olympians fair and square and TRINZ replies.
31 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Painter and Hooksie solve the HP dilemmas and we cover off TRINZ's replies to an earlier podcast.
Dyl's destination Paris? Also, Simon Cochrane call in.
30 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lordy, what a mess this poddy is. Dyls was meant to be the feature but we forgot to look at the script - we do get to him. Not sure if we even mention...
What a tangled mess we weave.
28 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The story, as best we can work out on conflicts of interest and TRI NZ HP.
We want what the Norwegian's have.
23 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We debrief the HP poddie and agree - we want data and Bike Painter goes back to being an under-11 soccer kid.
How to carve up a million bucks. An interview with TRI NZ's HP GM and CEO.
22 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Pete the CEO and Travis the GM of HP open the HP books, who gets the bucks, Kumbya Camp, Domestiques, Paris selections, and more.
Smashed 'em, bro. The Wilde demolition of Yokohama.
15 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
PTO Ibiza, winners, losers, ups and downs.
08 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
A great weekend of triathlon telly pulled to pieces.
Join the conversation on Telegram.
05 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
https://www.suffer.co.nz/pages/podcasts An invitation to join us on Telegram, as yourself or as your alter-ego anonymously - all welcome.
Ibiza preview and join the conversation.
04 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Join Hooksie, Rob, Painter, Dairy Farmer and B-Lar-Kay in a group chat on Telegram click here. All welcome.
Kai Iwi Lakes - after a heavy week, we give you the perfect antidote.
29 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The grassroots Kai Iwi Lakes triathlon is food for the soul.
Chartier - the reactions and a real world solution to drugs in sport.
27 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The druggies will hate our solution to doping. Hate it. The clean ones will love it but you have to listen to find out what it is.
Dirty in Dallas. Colin Chartier BUSTED.
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys do a raw reaction recording to Chartier getting busted for EPO.
Tri NZ eSport Series - preview with Anna Russell.
24 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ibiza. Acknowledging all team members heading to World Champs.
23 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Like explaining cricket to the Americans.
21 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The boys break down the mixed team relay selection process as only they can.
SHORTIE - Corrections from today's poddie.
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Explainer on today's poddie about Kyle not racing in New Plymouth.
The cat that just won't leave the pigeons alone.
11 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
How many times can Kyle Smith be the story? We've lost count but he's done it again.
'Twas the summer of NVDK. We debrief the New Zealand Summer of Triathlon.
26 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Zane Robertson - a domino falls.
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hot take of the breaking news that Zane Robertson has been busted and given 8 years.
Two words. Mike Phillips.
07 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Mate, what a machine.
The Flying Doctor. And Ironman preview. And Abu dib Dhabi.
27 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Waffle, waffle. Great point. Waffle. Waffle. Great point.
Kiwiman. Mate, it's extreme.
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The Ironman distance race in NZ you need to know all about - it's mental.
Transgender and sport - a big pants conversation.
21 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
I do hope you tune into this podcast, Hooksie interviews Ken Maclaren and Ro Edge - who as you will see, shed light on the transgender and sports de...
The prodigal son returns.
19 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Kyle Smith is the story. Again.
The cats are amongst the pigeons.
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Short course kicks off proper with 3 brilliant weekends of short course elite races here and in Abu Dhabi-do. Be Lar Kay fills us in on the who, what,...
Should Ironman New Zealand lose its professional race?
14 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We go there. We are never afraid to go there.
Ironwar! The CEO versus the Podcaster.
09 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Hooksie chats with Jack Kelly from the How They Train podcast - after the infamous CEO of Ironman train wreck of a poddie with Jack Kelly.
Draft-A-Rama. The real story of the National Champs at the Mount.
02 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Lordy, this episode calls out major names in the sport over the years and the blatant drafting at the Mount. Tons of names get called out - including ...
We're back, baby. Brilliant Becs at Tauranga.
22 Jan 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Happy New Year everyone. We've finally had something to waffle on about.
Stories from Rotorua, night of 5's and the really young pups.
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hooksie tells us some behind-the-scenes stories from the half, suggests poaching runners from the night of 5's, and Be Lar Kay covers off the rea...
Rotorua. Suffer. Official race briefing.
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This is the official race briefing of Rotorua. Suffer. Please take the time to listen to it as this is considered to be your official and only bri...
The I don't even know what to name this episode, episode.
13 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We do actually talk about the sport just lots of jibber mixed in with the jabber.
Kona - it's the Titanic meets Chernobyl. However, the boys are to the rescue.
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We solve it. We really do and keep everyone happy.
Short take - we were right. For 2023 - the men have been punted from Kona.
29 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The French lesson no-one saw coming. Abu Dhabi World Champs.
28 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Quelle horreur! The French showed the whole triathlon world that they were 10 steps ahead of everyone else.
Kona - the shocking new rumours and Abu Dhabi preview.
22 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A real rambler of an episode. Seems all is not well in Kona town, and the painter throws spaghetti against the wall.
It's not how many times you get knocked down - Hannah Knighton.
21 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's how many times you get back up. Hooksie chats with the newly minted New Zealand Triathlon Champion. It's a story of positivity mixed wi...
A Trojan Horse on the road to Paris.
15 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk all things HP and the road to Paris. Has TRINZ given up on qualifying anyone other than Haydo for the individual races?
We go there. The drugs episode.
01 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Drugs. St George. Penalties. Painter's odyssey. Short course. Super League. Money. What don't we waffle on about?
St George preview, ITU and Aussie netball.
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Excuse the audio as the boys cover off Half Ironman World Champs in St George, we get an update on short course from B'larkay and Hooksie let&apo...
We all have a new daddy and his name is Gus. And we talk about moving Kona - again.
10 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hot off the press, the boys cover Kona 2022. Is it time to move the world champs? Really?
Curry for Kona and Blummie's gonna blow.
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A real community call-in for the Pre-Kona poddie where everyone adds their two cents worth.
Hayden Wilde calls in and wait for it, brings facts.
25 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Haydo felt it necessary to correct about a thousand different things we got wrong on the poddie. Jokes aside, it's a really insightful and a crac...
The tragic death of 3 time Kona Ironman, Dave Lane and Kiwis attitudes to cyclists.
22 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Contains strong language. Share this one with your cycle hating mates.Hooksie also apologies - it was Jane Farrelly (not Tina Cooper) who was killed o...
Bec's you bloody beauty.
19 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
PTO US Open and Super League Malibu - Bec's grabs a top ten and Haydo, well, Haydo won again.
Super League Munich - called it as we saw it.
13 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Super, Super League and Macca farks up.
06 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Boys loved the Super League but ripped Macca a new arse at the opening of Super League Race 1 in London Town.
2022 Collins Cup - tough to watch.
21 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Advisory. This one's for the die-hard triathlete because try as we might, there weren't many positives that came from watching this style of...
Haydo Versus the Pitbull - we cover the match-ups at this weekends Collins Cup.
18 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Happy 51st podcast to us! We are back where it all started the Collins Cup and our Falcon is taking on the nappy wearing Norwegian. Hot off the pres...
Robbed. The story of Birmingham Commonwealth Games INDV race.
30 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Where do you begin....
Kiwis in Canada and Commonwealth Games preview.
25 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys talk about the PTO Canadian Open and we preview the Commonwealth Games Triathlon - on this Friday at 10 p.m.
Born to be Wilde. Haydo backs up at Hamburg.
11 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Important correction. in the poddie, I said how I asked Stephen Sheldrake to explain the MTR selection and got no reply. Well - he did get back after ...
Mega in Montreal
27 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Redemption for the mixed relay squad, Hooksie eats some humble pie, headless chickens in the men's final and we gossip about the new CEO of TRI N...
Explaining Montreal.
24 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Be La Kay gets his Elderly Merit Badge for helping explain to a Boomer who's who in Montreal and what they are doing - cause Hooksie was way to t...
Big weekend PART 2. We need to talk about the Mixed relay.
14 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Take this one for what it's worth but are we pushing our girls too hard after a disappointing weekend in Leeds for the Mixed team relay.
Big weekend PART 1. - Haydo takes top step in Leeds
14 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We redesign the Collins Cup. No need to thank us.
06 Jun 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A really geeky triathlon podcast, this one. The boys and the young pup cover of HEAPS of triathlon this weekend, heaps, mate. Heaps.
It's a slow news week - Smith grabs a 5th.
24 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It doesn't matter on this podcast, the boys will just make it all up as they go along.
Yokohama - the Falcon gets the monkey off his back.
19 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The boys cover off Yokohama, offer some more suggestions for TRINZ and as always, waffle off track.