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Ninjas Are Butterflies

133 - Ancient Cult of The Black Cube, Government Corruption, & Telepathy

Fri, 14 Mar 2025

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Shadowy elites, secret societies, and… a war hero bear? Yep, this episode has it all. We’re diving into The Cult of the Black Cube—an ancient secret society that might have been pulling the strings of history for centuries. Is it real? How much power do they actually have? We break it down. Then, we take a hard look at USAID—where is all that money going, and why does it seem so mismanaged? Spoiler: it’s wilder than you think. But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also explore: 🐻 Wojtek, the soldier bear—a real bear who fought in WWII (seriously) 🏴‍☠️ The Origin Story for Disney's Jack Sparrow was actually a beatiful tale Disney deleted. 🦉 Ancient owls— they were even scarier back then. If you love conspiracies, history, secret societies, and ridiculous comedy, this episode is a must-listen. Hit play, follow the podcast, and join the madness! Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Thanks to our sponsor Magic Mind! Go check out their products at: https://magicmind.com/ninja and use code NINJA20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What is the Cult of the Black Cube?

0.309 - 25.049 John Smith

is the government using usa to infiltrate every piece of soil on this earth is there a cult out there that's been longer than the age of time that's all coming after us and we're all doomed that has to revolve around saturn oh no that seems like great news for ninjas or butterflies welcome to the show this podcast is brought to you in power by sunday cool go wait oh watch this or listen watch this or listen this is the second time we've done it it's hard to do

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33.305 - 39.769 Jane Doe

We met in a chat room. Now our love is fully bloom. Now love is fully bloom.

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39.949 - 52.576 Unnamed Speaker

The world wide web is great. The world wide web is great. But you, you make me salivate. But you make me salivate.

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52.596 - 62.001 Unnamed Speaker

I love technology. I love technology. But not as much as you, you see. But not as much as you, you see.

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62.021 - 62.061 John Smith

Oh.

63.103 - 65.766 Unnamed Speaker

But I still love technology.

65.966 - 70.191 Unnamed Speaker

But I still love technology. Always and forever.

70.592 - 72.534 John Smith

Always and forever.

72.554 - 73.976 Unnamed Speaker

That was a good one.

Chapter 2: How has USAID been mismanaged?

Chapter 3: Who was Wojtek the soldier bear?

1188.197 - 1189.96 Unnamed Speaker

And it's like, but how would that look like?

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1189.98 - 1190.58 Unnamed Speaker

What did that look like?

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1190.64 - 1190.981 Unnamed Speaker

Yeah.

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1191.001 - 1192.163 Unnamed Speaker

And it's like, oh.

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1192.423 - 1207.613 Unnamed Speaker

Well, the line was the Philistine king. He said, I want to speak to the giant's fathers. And the mother said, well, you'll have to speak to the gods. Whoa. Yeah. So good.

1208.234 - 1220.004 Unnamed Speaker

I want to watch it now. It's very good. And then I want them to get started. So they're doing this one. I know that they had some other ones in the hopper, too, that they were going to do some other stories. But it's like, what else do we want to see that's played out like this?

1220.164 - 1221.585 Unnamed Speaker

Who put this out?

1222.126 - 1222.466 Unnamed Speaker

Do what?

1222.526 - 1223.127 Unnamed Speaker

Who put this out?

Chapter 4: What are the implications of government corruption?

Chapter 5: How does telepathy relate to ancient cultures?

Chapter 6: What role does humor play in discussing conspiracies?

Chapter 7: How do secret societies influence history?

0.309 - 25.049 John Smith

is the government using usa to infiltrate every piece of soil on this earth is there a cult out there that's been longer than the age of time that's all coming after us and we're all doomed that has to revolve around saturn oh no that seems like great news for ninjas or butterflies welcome to the show this podcast is brought to you in power by sunday cool go wait oh watch this or listen watch this or listen this is the second time we've done it it's hard to do

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33.305 - 39.769 Jane Doe

We met in a chat room. Now our love is fully bloom. Now love is fully bloom.

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39.949 - 52.576 Unnamed Speaker

The world wide web is great. The world wide web is great. But you, you make me salivate. But you make me salivate.

0

52.596 - 62.001 Unnamed Speaker

I love technology. I love technology. But not as much as you, you see. But not as much as you, you see.

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62.021 - 62.061 John Smith

Oh.

63.103 - 65.766 Unnamed Speaker

But I still love technology.

65.966 - 70.191 Unnamed Speaker

But I still love technology. Always and forever.

70.592 - 72.534 John Smith

Always and forever.

72.554 - 73.976 Unnamed Speaker

That was a good one.

Chapter 8: What are the scariest ancient creatures?

891.309 - 915.425 Unnamed Speaker

day no when it comes to talking to my grandma i've been really wanting to talk to my grandma she wants to talk to me the most anyway what about terry what about terry what about amy's brother terry's okay and you're just you hear that oh no he died oh no he died you're fine yeah he died lil stop it are you kidding me

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917.307 - 930.096 John Smith

And we probably could have prevented it if I had my phone to answer Terry's phone call. Your brother. Blood on your hands. Blood's on your hands, you thief. You liar, you thief. Well, I guess you guys heard it here first.

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930.656 - 938.222 Unnamed Speaker

Layla's a thief. And she was fully responsible for the death of Andy's brother, Terry. And why my grandmother's upset at me.

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942.745 - 946.988 Unnamed Speaker

Did I say ninja? I meant butterfly. The butterfly is

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960.717 - 998.946 Zylog

People of Earth, this is your Supreme Commander, Zylog. Our invasion was flawless. Your armies were nothing. Your weapons? Use us! Victory was ours. And then... We touched your shirts. Soft. Too soft. A fabric so unnatural, so repulsive, it made my cousin Shlavsky soil his space suit. We had no choice but to retreat. But hear me now. This is not over. Cease all production.

999.367 - 1016.221 Zylog

Destroy every last shot. And for the love of the galaxy, do not go to sundaycool.com. If you do, we will return. The next time, we will be ready.

1022.55 - 1025.994 Unnamed Speaker

It's like a greatest extreme elimination.

1026.074 - 1026.794 Jane Doe

That show.

1027.035 - 1028.036 Unnamed Speaker

That guy was the best.

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