Ninjas Are Butterflies
133 - Ancient Cult of The Black Cube, Government Corruption, & Telepathy
Fri, 14 Mar
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Shadowy elites, secret societies, and… a war hero bear? Yep, this episode has it all. We’re diving into The Cult of the Black Cube—an ancient secret society that might have been pulling the strings of history for centuries. Is it real? How much power do they actually have? We break it down. Then, we take a hard look at USAID—where is all that money going, and why does it seem so mismanaged? Spoiler: it’s wilder than you think. But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also explore: 🐻 Wojtek, the soldier bear—a real bear who fought in WWII (seriously) 🏴☠️ The Origin Story for Disney's Jack Sparrow was actually a beatiful tale Disney deleted. 🦉 Ancient owls— they were even scarier back then. If you love conspiracies, history, secret societies, and ridiculous comedy, this episode is a must-listen. Hit play, follow the podcast, and join the madness! Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Thanks to our sponsor Magic Mind! Go check out their products at: https://magicmind.com/ninja and use code NINJA20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What is the Cult of the Black Cube?
is the government using usa to infiltrate every piece of soil on this earth is there a cult out there that's been longer than the age of time that's all coming after us and we're all doomed that has to revolve around saturn oh no that seems like great news for ninjas or butterflies welcome to the show this podcast is brought to you in power by sunday cool go wait oh watch this or listen watch this or listen this is the second time we've done it it's hard to do
We met in a chat room. Now our love is fully bloom. Now love is fully bloom.
The world wide web is great. The world wide web is great. But you, you make me salivate. But you make me salivate. I love technology. I love technology. But not as much as you, you see. But not as much as you, you see.
Oh.
But I still love technology. But I still love technology. Always and forever.
Always and forever.
That was a good one.
Always and forever.
That makes me want to write a blink version of that song. Maybe we should do it on Patreon. We should do I Love Technology by Blink-182. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 2: How has USAID been mismanaged?
Chapter 3: Who was Wojtek the soldier bear?
And it's like, but how would that look like? What did that look like? Yeah. And it's like, oh. Well, the line was the Philistine king. He said, I want to speak to the giant's fathers. And the mother said, well, you'll have to speak to the gods. Whoa. Yeah. So good.
I want to watch it now. It's very good. And then I want them to get started. So they're doing this one. I know that they had some other ones in the hopper, too, that they were going to do some other stories. But it's like, what else do we want to see that's played out like this? Who put this out? Do what? Who put this out? I don't know who it was, but I know that. Same producers as The Chosen.
Okay. Dallas Jenkins was an advisor. But it's violent. That's what I think you were in the restroom. Like, that makes me want to watch it. Yeah. Because it's a believable storyline. Yeah. Or you were here and I spaced out. But either way. It's so good. Yeah. It's so good. Speaking of things that are scary. Yeah. We're driving back from. Where were we the other day that we came back home?
Kennedy Space Center. That. Okay. That was fun. That was fun. It was a blast. It was all right. And we were on our street and the windows were down and a dog barked. Oh, my gosh. And Lily screamed. Like, it was insane. It was the funniest thing. We were just driving and a dog goes...
aida keeps asking about it too mom why did you scream really i don't know why that's my that's my favorite thing to watch tucker won't bark at someone walking by until he gets to where they are at the fence and he'll run the whole yard just a silent bullet and someone will be like on their phone walking their dog and he'll that's he'll get him it's a full kick and
That's our favorite sport at our house, right? Because Pico will be up on the porch, back porch with us, and then we have the military or the cops in training. They have to run along the back fence, and they have to do their chants and stuff. So Pico will hear it coming, and so she'll run, and she'll get to the fence as soon as they cross our fence, and all of them jump immediately. It's so funny.
Our dogs, especially Frank, sneaks out almost every morning. Hopefully not now because I found holes in the fence, and I blocked them. Good.
But we had a neighbor that texted Lily and said, I'll text you every morning when I go on a walk with my husband with our dogs. And can you please bring Frank inside? Because he always just like doesn't like terrorize them, but they have dogs and they all freak out. That's not fun. So every morning we get a text like, hey, I'm going for a walk. Please put Frank in.
She's so sweet. I feel terrible. I want to tell her like, hey, we're going to move soon so that you can live in peace again one day. I promise. Do you guys ever do the shot callers? The little like sound one? We did with Frank. We need it with Dutch. Yeah. Do I like animal abuse? I still. Hello, PETA. We did do it, Andrew. We did it, Frank.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of government corruption?
Chapter 5: How does telepathy relate to ancient cultures?
Chapter 6: What role does humor play in discussing conspiracies?
Chapter 7: How do secret societies influence history?
is the government using usa to infiltrate every piece of soil on this earth is there a cult out there that's been longer than the age of time that's all coming after us and we're all doomed that has to revolve around saturn oh no that seems like great news for ninjas or butterflies welcome to the show this podcast is brought to you in power by sunday cool go wait oh watch this or listen watch this or listen this is the second time we've done it it's hard to do
We met in a chat room. Now our love is fully bloom. Now love is fully bloom.
The world wide web is great. The world wide web is great. But you, you make me salivate. But you make me salivate. I love technology. I love technology. But not as much as you, you see. But not as much as you, you see.
Oh.
But I still love technology. But I still love technology. Always and forever.
Always and forever.
That was a good one.
Always and forever.
That makes me want to write a blink version of that song. Maybe we should do it on Patreon. We should do I Love Technology by Blink-182. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 8: What are the scariest ancient creatures?
day no when it comes to talking to my grandma i've been really wanting to talk to my grandma she wants to talk to me the most anyway what about terry what about terry what about amy's brother terry's okay and you're just you hear that oh no he died oh no he died you're fine yeah he died lil stop it are you kidding me
And we probably could have prevented it if I had my phone to answer Terry's phone call. Your brother. Blood on your hands. Blood's on your hands, you thief. You liar, you thief. Well, I guess you guys heard it here first.
Layla's a thief. And she was fully responsible for the death of Andy's brother, Terry. And why my grandmother's upset at me. Did I say ninja? I meant butterfly. The butterfly is
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Destroy every last shot. And for the love of the galaxy, do not go to sundaycool.com. If you do, we will return. The next time, we will be ready.
It's like a greatest extreme elimination.
That show.
That guy was the best. That's so good.
Oh, number one. Get it, get it. Count it down. Yeah.
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