Ninjas Are Butterflies
185 - Iran War Secrets, Celebrities Clones & the Gulf Stream Collapse
13 Mar 2026
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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome back to the show, ladies and gentlemen. Hollywood just got Holly weird because Jim Carrey and Selena Gomez, guess what? They've switched bodies. Are they a part of a demonic ritual? I don't know. We'll find out. That was very good. Wow, expert. Better grab your jackets, folks, because the ice age is coming. That's right. The Gulf Stream is collapsing before our very eyes.
It's about to get a lot colder and a lot scarier. And we've all seen the headlines about the war in Iran, but is there something more ancient and more sinister going on behind the scenes? Wow.
Chapter 2: What are the implications of the Gulf Stream collapse?
I ran more like you ran to the comments to leave a comment to possibly win some merch. Almost had it. Dang. I think you guys did a really good job. Now you got to take it home. And I will when I think of what I'm supposed to say. Sure. Right off the top. Go ahead.
Chapter 3: What is the deeper history behind the Iran conflict?
Because this podcast is brought to you and powered by Sunday Cool. So watch this or listen. Thank you. A lot of hands. No, you started it this morning. Yappy Merg Yapperson over there. Are you, are you running to the tree? How happy are we with Zephyr Hills right now? Very. They changed it. They went to Zephyr. I dig it. Yeah, me too. Some of that purified crap. Yeah.
Hey guys, before we continue. It would really help us out if you liked and subscribed to our YouTube. Follow us on Spotify because I'm pretty sure we're on some sort of blacklist because our podcast is not reaching as many people. And some people are saying, I didn't even get a notification. So like, comment. If you comment something, we are doing this thing now.
Every week, we're going to choose our favorite comment and send you guys some Ninja merch. A nice little box of Ninja merch. Every week, we choose one person. So make sure to go comment right now. Please. And like and subscribe. Please. Thank you. It helps a lot. It really does help. Andrew, please turn my ears down. Also, can you turn mine up a hair? Yep. Also, can you turn my mic up?
Because Papa Drew is in the house. He's got a baby. He's got a baby. He's got a baby. That baby's so cute. He's got a baby. He's got a baby. He's got a baby. And the baby's so cute. So awesome. Noah David in the building. He's over there in the corner. He's crazy cute. He's so cute. He is adorable. He's like the white version of me. Picture? Yeah. Yeah. You think he's white?
Yeah, he looks very Asian. The white version. So, like, we gave him his first bath and, you know, didn't realize how grimy his hair had gotten because definitely he went from black haired. I was like, oh, you're light haired. Yeah. It'll probably change, though. I'm sure. Yeah. I can't wait to see what color his eyes are. Yeah.
Paige has that, like, light brown kind of thing, and then I got the green in mine, so. Look, he's Asian. You may never know. No, but Joshua, we saw the first picture of the baby. He's like, wow, so Asian. It's like he's also just got his eyes closed. I mean, that's not. I'm not going to pop this photo up. But did you see the one I sent him where I said it looks like Jace? Oh, I don't think so.
I'm not going to put that one on the screen. I did see the one that had him smiling. And then Kelsey's like, oh, he's so cute. That's definitely a fart, though. He was definitely pooping. Thousand percent. That's so funny. so funny yeah but no he's he's the best we're uh we're learning You know, everyone tells you prepare for it. There's no, there's no preparing. You're never ready.
I did all the things, every machine you can have. If that kid ever like grows up and says I had a hard childhood, I'm going to show him photos of his like diaper wipe warmer and be like, you have the bougiest life. Yeah. But yeah, there's no preparing. Just going along. You guys have a diaper wipe warmer. It is a game changer. Wow. They're pretty cool. They do dry out your wipes faster though.
That's the only thing. This one stays wet. It's got like a seal. But yeah, Demi and Zola always like flinch a little bit whenever we drop them. Yeah, he would scream. Why? What's happening? Stop this madness. Congratulations, Andrew. Congratulations, Andrew and Paige. Amazing. Long time coming. So now we're like basically caught up on the podcast.
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Chapter 4: How do personal anecdotes relate to current events?
Do you think I spoiled it after you watched it? Was it spoiled? I think I would have because I think the opening scene says something about the death of Hamnet. Yeah. I mean, it's a historical event. I know, but I didn't know that. You keep on saying it's a historical event. You didn't know any of that stuff either before you started watching it. It's true. So that's the fact.
You can't throw it back at me if you didn't even know. But yes, I'm saying I probably would have been spoiled from the very get-go because it said the death of Hamnet. So, which I think is a bummer because it's like, take that out because some people like me who are ignorant wouldn't have known. Yeah. So. Dude, the book is like so much better. What in the world?
The book is narrated by Jessie Buckley. Oh, cool. And she's awesome. Nice. That's how you know it's going to be a good show. That's how you know. It's going to be a good song. That's how you know it ain't going to be a good show. It ain't going to be a good show. It ain't going to be a good show. I did that. Buckle up, everybody. I made that. I made that.
I made that, and I'm going to make this podcast a good podcast. Stop! I hate the way that they abuse you I hate the way it makes me feel blue I ain't saying this because you're small I know you must feel alone You just want to be known Someone to pick you up when you fall You know I'm talking about punch the monkey I'm singing this so you know I'm there
If you were mine I'd feel so lucky Your monkey heart is what I'll repair I know that you're just a primate But my love for you is so great Just say the word and I'll go to Japan When I saw you on my TikTok Right then my heart did stop My love for you, it began I hope you hear me punch the monkey. There is no doubt you're truly great. For you I'd spend all kinds of money.
In my book, you're the best primate. Wow. That's a little abrupt. Wow. You guys have no idea what you're doing to my brain today. It's not good for me. Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare. Yep, it's about punch. Aw, punch the monkey. Yeah, for those of you who don't know, punch the monkey, which my wife didn't, and she was devastated by that. That's a hard clip to watch.
I mean, the one-two punch of Hamnet and then finding out about Punch the Monkeys. Not great for your overall well-being. Sounds like Kelsey needs to go to the ocean. Possibly. You know what? Let's book a trip this week. Everyone be quiet, please. I want to have fun. We all do. There's not a lot of fun happening in the world right now. Sure isn't. Not a lot of fun happening in the world right now.
Honestly, scary stuff. Yeah. Sad stuff. I think we all know what's happening. The current climate of what is happening. Yeah. Been seeing it. It's sad, man. You know the... Yeah. So my question, Lily... This is sent by a viewer, not my question. The question I'm about to say. Lily, do they deserve it? Oh. I'm not answering that. Well, it's a yes or no. I'm literally not going to answer it.
So go ahead and move on with the show. I wish we could. I wish we could. Golly, I wish we could. I don't know what I'm agreeing to. I don't know what you think you're not agreeing to. I'm not answering it.
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