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The Detox Vs The Drink
19 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are at polar opposites as Lauren's still feeling rotten after a heavy sesh over the weekend, whilst Ashley is fresh back from a spa retreat ...
Bonus Babes: The F***ing Easter Bunny
14 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley & Lauren recap the Easter Weekend & Lauren's not a happy bunny. Easter Egg hunts, chocolates galore and who gets all the gratitude? The...
The Princess & The Pellet
12 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are delving deep into relationship on todays episode. Lauren's got something moving around in her belly, Ashley's found a new dating trend a...
Bonus Babes: My Brother Slept With My Mrs
07 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The title says it all... What would you do if you caught your brother in bed with your Mrs? The girls love hearing from fellas as well, so don't be ...
Please Welcome Slutty Steve!
05 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Todays episode got off to a stressful, almost messy start for one of the girls and they made the mistake of sending a voice note to the team explainin...
Bonus Babes: Iggle Piggle PTSD
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls have got a bursting bonus for you all today! Ashley & Lauren share their wit & wisdom for your daily problems like what to do if yo...
The Tarmacer
29 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley's back from her holidays and is getting some stick from Lauren for posting a bikini pic. The girls finally break their silence on a secret the...
Bonus Babes: Hamster Up The Butt
24 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's the bonus and you've been sending in your weird and the wonderful messages and we love you for it. From a loving husband asking for gift advice ...
Come On Ya B*stard
22 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley & Lauren's daughters are growing up and it's starting to scare them. Lauren's daughter has asked for a crop top and she's not happy about ...
Guest Special: Amy Gwynn
15 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls are joined by special guest Amy Gwynn, owner of Britains biggest strip club. Amy shares her wild stories of how she manages the g...
Bonus Babes: Mystery Guest - Queen Vee
10 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this special bonus episode, Ashley & Lauren are joined by a mystery guest who goes by the name Queen Vee. A Financial Dominatrix! Strap yourse...
International Women's Day Special
08 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's International Women's Day and to celebrate, Ashley & Lauren have dedicated todays show to you, our amazing listeners and the dilemmas you hav...
Bonus Babes: Blowjob Lips & Bags For Life
03 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley & Lauren are back with a bursting bonus episode full of your icks, girls sucking d***s and that all too common dilemma: how annoyed should ...
Clitty Litter
01 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley & Lauren have packed so much into todays show! Period pains, penis lengths, parcels, pensioners with plug in vibrators, oh and someone get...
Bonus Babes: Dingle Dangle Dongle
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are back for another week of questionable advice regarding anything from Dingle Dangles, coming off the pill and what to do when you have fa...
Tampomeranian
22 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are squabbling as Ashley is still feeling unwell and Lauren's up to her neck in kids as it's half term. Ashley shares her advice on freezin...
Bonus Babes: Arm Vagina
17 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are back to to give you their advice on beauty tips (like how to sort arm vagina), how to deal with jealous partners and what to do when you...
Saggy Balls & Bum Grapes
15 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are seriously on one this week! Ashley's been banned for life after things got passive aggressive and Lauren got vocal at the airport after ...
Bonus Babes: Your Husbands A Marigold Melt
10 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls dive into another pile of your icks/ dilemmas and funny stories. Ashley & Lauren also try to share some of their deep dark secrets from...
Sexy Swingers
08 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are back and up to no good as usual. Ashley is still suffering from her bum surgery and Lauren is questioning whether snogging a bestie is ...
Bonus Babes: Farting In Front Of Your Fella
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday and the girls are back to answer all your questions and dilemmas. Whether it's farting in front of your fella or friends who are giving y...
We're Back Babes!
01 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are back for 2023 and there's so much goss to spill! Ashley's got some new curves and is still recovering from the op and Lauren took a trip...
Christmas at Ashley's
21 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What a year it has been! The girls have moved into new studio's, have hosted a festive brunch and exposed some pretty wild stuff! Then again, so have...
Bonus Babes: Pokey Bum Wank
16 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's Friday and the girls have got a strong list of your icks and dilemmas to share with you. From boys farting, to weird bedroom stories like peggin...
Squashed Fly Position
14 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The girls have heard some scary stories about people who have had cosmetic surgery abroad. If this has ever happened to you, be sure to get in touch ...
Bonus Babes: Farts That Haunt Me
09 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The girls were still 'ill' from the Christmas brunch when this was recorded, so expect lots of over sharing and conversations that are all over the pl...
Nip Tuck Brunch Baby!
07 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What a weekend we had! The girls hosted their first Nip Tuck Brunch and it was utter madness! Turns out our amazing listeners are just as wild as us...
Bonus Babes: Monster Munch Feet & Slag Wellies
02 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are joined once again by Jax Feeley to dive deep into your icks, dilemmas and crazy af stories. To get involved with the show, you can send...
Guest Special: Jax Feeley
30 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
On todays episode the girls are joined by Jax Feeley, who tells his inspiring story transitioning from female to male. Jax explains the challenges he...
Bonus Babes: Bummed By A Chair
25 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the bonus babes and we are here to help with all your dilemmas and hear the crazy sh*t we all get up to. From toys that beat our boys, to findin...
I Broke His Banjo
23 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley is pigging out on all her favourite treats from the bakery ahead of her next beauty treatment, plus she has some HUGE money saving tips for bea...
Bonus Babes: Bombay Bad Boy
18 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The girls have loved receiving your voice notes and todays show is full of them! What a crazy bunch you b*tches are! Just wait until you hear what o...
Burnt My Cli*
16 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Ok girls, where do we start? Ashley has finally met Lauren's fella, Lauren has had some wisdom from a psychic and someone has burn't their cli* off! J...
Bonus Babes: 'I Don't Crave A Limp D***!'
11 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the bonus baby! That extra little weekly dose of Ashley & Lauren who are here for your icks, stories & dilemmas. One listener is in a ro...
Say Hi To Slutty Susan!
09 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The girls are back to spill all the goss on Ashley's scheduled surgery and Lauren's attempts to spice things up with her fella. She's even done some ...
Bonus Babes: Banging His Bro's
04 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the bonus episode, dedicated to your amazing stories and dilemmas. Last week Ashley told us a rumour that went round at her school and it turns ...
Getting That Blue Tick D*ck
02 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Lauren's had some very alarming news... Her daughters teacher listens to the podcast! Guess that explains all the dodgy looks she has been getting fro...
Bonus Babes: Frankfurter Fanny
28 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
For the second time this week the girls are joined by their good friend Katie Alex. We hear some of your Icks and even better some outrageous stories...
Guest Special: Katie Alex
27 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Todays episode is a special one as the girls are joined by their friend Katie Alex from The Real Housewives of Cheshire. The girls discuss the goss f...
Bonus Babes: Steroids & Stool
21 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
The Nip Tuck Whatsapp is active and you guys have been sending some gems in. We LOVE the weird and wonderful, especially if it's a voice note! Oh an...
Dolphin Skin Vagina
19 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
A prickly episode in store for you all today! And we're not just on about Lauren's pubes... The girls have more Paris stories, plus they share some sk...
Bonus Babes: Butt Plug Chronicles
14 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We LOVE hearing your bat s*** crazy stories because it makes us girls realise that we all do some really weird stuff. From rocket propelled butt plug...
Poo Sock
12 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What a messy treat we've got in store for you today! Ashley's getting grief for not inviting a certain someone to her sons christening, Lauren's been ...
Bonus Babes: Rocky Relationship Revenge
07 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's the bonus babes! The episode dedicated to your dilemmas, icks and craziness. We asked you guys to send us your best ex revenge story's and you d...
Fresh New Flaps
05 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a few weeks since Ashley's debut on Real Housewives of Cheshire, so she's got all the gossip about shooting for the show and what it's been ...
Bonus Babes: Rochdale's Next Top Model
30 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We are back for another weekly dose of Nip Tuck with our Bonus episode. The girls are jet-setting again and discussing holiday plans, plus Lauren tel...
Capri Crotch
28 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You would think us girls would've learn't our lesson by now, but we are totally unfiltered and don't hold anything back from you, so brace yourself......
Bonus Babes: TOFFEE!!!
23 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Girls, we are back for another weekly dose of Nip Tuck with our Bonus episode. This is all about you and your issues, especially those embarrassing st...
Beauty & The Lisp
21 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Why do us girls always take it too far when on our holidays? Lauren had a scary pool party in Ibiza and the girls have been getting love from trolls o...
Bonus Babes: Getting Jiggy In The Garden
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Girls, we are back for another weekly dose of Nip Tuck with our Bonus episode. This is all about you and your issues, because we are here to help! Eve...
From Beauty to BV
07 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
What a mixed bag we've got in store for you today! From beauty to bv and ex's to besties. With some casual pegging thrown in just for fun. You're in...
Bonus Babes: Icks & D*cks
02 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Girls, we are back for another weekly dose of Nip Tuck with our Bonus episode. This is all about you and your issues, because we are here to help! Eve...
Sun, Sea & Shagging
31 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Girls, Lauren's finally giving us more goss about her new fella and what they got up to on their first holiday together. We're talking about all this...
It's a Bonus B*tches
26 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Girls, we are back for another weekly dose of Nip Tuck with our very first Bonus episode. This is all about you and your issues, because we are here ...
Issues & Happy Tissues
24 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Girls we are back with some huuuge news… One of us is going to be on a TV show! Plus Ashley’s had some new surgery and she can’t wait to s...
We’re back with a fresh AF new look!
17 Aug 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Get ready girls because we are BACK! Bigger and badder than ever with a fresh new look. So we have got together to give you a little tease as to ...
BEST BITS
25 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Hey girlies, there's no new episode this week BUT we didn't want to leave you with nothing so here are some of our funniest and naughtiest best bits –...
There's only so many chests you can sh*t on
18 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
There's no room for being shy on this podcast, and this week is no exception – we're talking all things money.If you want to know how to ask for mor...
Bop It 2
10 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Okay, back on to sex.... you guys lapped up our 'sex files' episode and we had so many requests for more that we couldn't let you down.So we're back w...
"Can I get those 10 BJs back?"
03 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Get those joggers off and wash your hair because in this episode we're telling you how to deal with break-ups!When do you block your ex? What about th...
The sex files
26 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is not for the prudes amongst us, and knowing you lot that’s why you’ll love it...In this weeks episode, Ashley and Lauren are talkin...
F*** me, I'm 30
19 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Money, relationships, careers, babies and treatments..... The 'big 3 0' can cause a bit of a wobble.BUT there's no need to worry if you're getting in ...
Sh*t hot skin
12 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
You asked and we delivered... on SKINCARE!It's time to glow girls because here is your ultimate guide to Ashley and Lauren's favourite skincare brands...
Nothing good happens after 2am
05 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week it's all about girls holidays and nights out, and yes you heard it here first, unless you want beer-fear from hell, 2am is bedtime honey.Whe...
Narcissist or Kn*b?
29 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're going a bit more serious than usual today, but of course, there's the usual hilarity and dilemma of the week too...In this episode we're talking...
Baby showers are sh*te
23 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Listen up busy bitchessss this ones for you.We all say yes to things we actually don't want to go to because you're busy (or let's face it you simply ...
Hot sauce contraception
16 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Wow, this ep - so much is covered... including celeb relationships, 'toyboys', hot sauce and the insider details on Lauren's three engagements.Plus of...
'Premium' dating profiles...
09 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Girls, Lauren has been accepted into a premium dating app... but how did she get accepted, WHO is on there and what is her profile looking like??In th...
We're back, b*tches! Dating, dilemmas and due dates...
02 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Omg girls, there's so much to catch up on.In this episode, you'll get the full low down on what Ashley and Lauren have both been up to since the last ...
Halloween Special: GHOST STORIES
26 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Coca cola on the night stand, long nails, creepy pet names... it's Halloween ladies, so get ready to hear some of the scariest tales from the dating w...
See you later, b*tches!
31 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Girls don't panic, it might be the final episode of the season but it's a GOOD ONE!In this episode, Ashley and Lauren wrap up the season in style and ...
Surgery: The sketchy and the sexy
24 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
It's time for the episode of our namesake – we're talking all things cosmetic surgery!Can you breastfeed after a boob job? How much does plastic sur...
Single Mum Survival Guide
17 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Seeing as everyone likes to have an opinion on it (whether they have children or not!), this episode Ashley and Lauren are chatting about that single ...
How to be a badass b*tch
10 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back and we've missed you! After a short break, the girls are back with another brand new episode (and don't worry, you can get all the goss fro...
The 'Bad Mum' Club
13 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Before we begin... Nobody has got it all figured out when it comes to parenting! Ashley and Lauren have been called out for being so-called 'Bad Mums...
Welcome to The Heartbreak Hotel
06 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Well, sure... Welcome to The Heartbreak Hotel but please note, revenge is best served COLD... This week it's all about break-ups so if you're feeling...
The Wedding Edition
29 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Ashley's whirlwind wedding has been hot gossip for long enough – so it's time to throw the bouquet and set the record straight.While we're on the we...
We asked a guy...
22 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
What goes on inside a mans mind is often a mystery but we're getting to the bottom of it with Lauren's best mate, Sam Hyde.He's a respectful guy who d...
Once a Cheat...?
15 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Catching and Finding a cheater! Ashley and Lauren share their experiences and share some of the hilarious ways that you lot have caught your partners ...
The Pilot: Toxic Gossip
18 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to the pilot episode of Nip, Tuck, Not Giving a F*ck! Ashley and Lauren sit down to introduce themselves, how they know one another as well as...