No Jumper
Kraig Smith on Do Boy Getting Bullied, Corey Holcomb Drama, Avoiding the Streets & More
15 Jun 2026
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Chapter 1: What are the challenges of sobriety and weight loss?
Day three sobriety, man. You proud of me? You drinking a ghost. That ain't sobriety. You can't be drinking ghosts out here, dude.
Sugar is a drug, dog.
It's no sugar in there. It is, yes. It's zero cal, huh? It tastes like a popsicle. I don't know what got into me, but I've been back on the weight loss grind. All of a sudden, for the last three days, I've been eating clean and working out a lot. That's hella weird. I've been doing the same thing. And I've been watching hella videos on YouTube about where I should eat and stuff. That's crazy.
We just sitting here lying to ourselves. No, I know. I feel like I'm telling the truth, too.
Chapter 2: How do personal experiences shape views on health and fitness?
And the other day, I laid in bed talking to Chad about... What is blood sugar? What is glucose? Really asking every question, just figuring it all out.
Yeah, yeah. You on a weight loss journey? I need to lose about 30. I'm 265. When I'm 230, I have a six-pack, so I'm on a journey. You have a six-pack at 230? At 230, I'm shredded up.
You must be buff as hell because at 230, I am fat. Really? No. I'm 241 right now, and this is like the fattest. I got bullshit going on right now. You look like you have the lipo, no? No, hell no. Hell no, lipo is wild, man.
I mean, we eat clean, but the air is dirty. There's pollution everywhere.
There's calories in the air?
I mean, shit. Damn. Okay, we're losing. Wow. That's crazy.
No, I don't know what it is. I guess, like, honestly, the thing that happens with me is that the fatter I get, the more depressed I am about the way I look. And then... As I get more and more depressed, eventually I get closer and closer to the point where I'm like, okay, I got to get serious and lose weight.
But if everything else in my life is going good, it's easy for me to avoid and ignore the fact that I hate how I look. So I don't know what it is because I hate to acknowledge that any of the hosts leaving could possibly have any...
control over me but maybe it like checked my ego a little bit to be like all right well if you're gonna have your hosts you know carrying guns attempting to shoot each other leaving the podcast etc then maybe at least you could not be fat while they're doing it because you're a bigger target when you're fat you are i'm a big target even a blind man could hit me where i'm at right now when shit changes the way shit tastes stays the same so we're just looking for familiarity well but you know what the thing is my girl told me that when you are on ozempic
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Chapter 3: What are the implications of diet choices like carnivore versus vegan?
I mean, yeah. I'm too horny to do shit like that, you know? No, she's bad, though. I mean, you know. And Puffy wasn't working with much either, so that was just like getting finger-banged and stuff. He was super small. I ain't never seen Puffy's dick. I did. I don't know what. I've seen it. And I'm a pecker. That's a pecker. I respect that he... Called in reinforcements.
Why be a billionaire if you can't hire a guy with a much larger cock to come fuck your green?
Why not just get a bigger cock? You can buy more dick meat. They have places. They have butchers. They have dick butchers you can go to.
I feel like the biggest improvement you're going to get from a three-incher is to maybe five.
That's enough.
That's almost double. It's a lot better, but it's still. Still not really nothing to write home about.
But women don't really need dick. They bitches. Bitches don't have dicks. They buy them. So just buy one.
But the thing with Diddy is like his fantasy, his turn on was that he wanted to see his girl get plowed by a huge cock. He just wasn't lucky enough to be born with one.
Right, right. That's gotta suck to be a billionaire with a little dick. They need like a dick, I don't know, like an extension that you can put on, you know, something. Like for a gun.
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Chapter 4: How do societal perceptions influence individual behavior in comedy?
And then at some point, like, let's just like isolate this discussion down to this one thing, this one shooting idea, and then the drone following you. What if it gets to the point where no sane person would ever shoot somebody because it is so assumed that the drone is going to be effectively able to track you?
i feel like that is a pretty that would be a good thing that is a likely scenario going forward and that like it already feels like you know if you compare today to the 70s that you really like getting into crime or like being a shooter is just like an absurd idea yeah yeah just because like if you want it to be like when you watch documentaries about serial killer in the 70s you're you're like
it was this easy? Like, I could have done this times 100 and put on a wig and got 50 murders. Yeah, and now it's like, you know, like, you want to shoot somebody, like, you know, there's been, like, when the homeless guy was sleeping outside of my house and I was thinking about doing something to him. There's cameras everywhere in my neighborhood.
I would never have been able to consider really doing anything that crazy. You see the logical snafu with what you described of basically Patriot missiles using precognition. At a certain point, it's going to be like... It's going to preemptively attack us because it thinks we're going to attack. But it's not going to attack. It's just going to track you.
Yeah, but where does that end, essentially? I don't think they're ever going to let the drones just kill people because we think that they might have shot somebody.
Why would that ever be a case? They just recently passed some autonomous... Driving and technology initiatives recently where, you know, like in trucking, all the trucks are going to be self-driving trucks. That's going to go over to the drone thing. You know, because right now they have to pay people to control the drones, but they don't want to do that.
They're going to upload software where they just do what the fuck they want to do. So automation is a good and a bad thing because once you take shit out, human error is beautiful. The fact that you can commit a crime now and a cop, might catch you or might not catch you is a beautiful thing. Like, I don't know if we want to get rid of that room for air because that kind of makes us who we are.
We don't because we all engage at least in some criminality. Or actually, when you really think about it, like poor people live much of their lives outside on the street. Rich people
don't poverty is criminalized everybody does drugs but poor people sometimes have to do drugs on the street and rich people get to do it in their home where there is no surveillance right yeah and they oftentimes do way more deviant things and get away with it exactly so for for better or for worse yeah
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of fairness in racial discussions?
What say you on the matter? Okay, I got love for you. He was correct in saying that.
You wouldn't have called me the J word, too? I wouldn't have called you a jiggable because I understand you're trying to be fair. Right. But unfortunately, there is no fairness in this country when it comes to black and white. You know what I'm saying? Now, at our level, there's some fairness. You work hard.
Chapter 6: How does historical context influence modern perceptions of race?
You can get shit done. But there are some institutional... racist things that happen that where certain things shouldn't be viewed as equal. And with the whole history of blackface, the history of blackface, I don't know if you know, but there was a time where we were slaves. There was a time...
There was a time when white comedians from New York would go to the South, because they had comedians that were slaves, and they would go to the South and watch these comedians do shows for their communities, and they would steal their acts and go back to Broadway, and put blackface on and do the exact same comedy acts they seen these slaves do in the South.
They would go back to New York and they would do it on Broadway and they would steal their jokes, steal their whole act. Swagger jacket. And they would put on blackface so they could be more convincing to the white audience that this is what these N-words do, niggas do down here down South.
But is there any expiration date on when we're just going to be like, okay, that was offensive then. That was terrible back then. It really probably hurt a lot of people. Is there any point that we could just let this shit go? I ain't never letting this shit go. But what do you say about this then?
What do you say about the white people who say that when black people dress up in whiteface and make fun of white people, that's racist to them too? We just feel like we can't tell you that that's racist?
Black people, non-whites can't be racist in this country because we don't control the power dynamic. See, racism is about is the ability to institutionally control your opportunities in life.
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Chapter 7: What are the challenges of navigating comedy in a diverse environment?
We don't have that power. Racism goes one way. It's a lifestyle dictation where the superior financially and resource wise is able to dictate to the lesser financially, not lesser in humanity, but lesser in resources, connections with the you should be doing how much minimum wage is. How much you going to pay for a pair of jeans? What's going to put you in jail if you get into it with your bitch?
How much time you going to do if you go to jail? They have studies where they show white guys convicted of the same exact crimes as blacks and Hispanics. And they get three or four years for a crime. And the Mexican or black dude gets 15 years. So this is what racism is. This is why, you know, me as a.
You know, as a black man in this country, I don't give a about the equality conversation when it comes to white people should be able to do it because black people know that you got a head start on a whole lot of shit. You know what I'm saying? So you don't have to give me that one. You don't have to give me that. That's just what it's going to be. And we're going to have to be able to do it.
And they can't. The thing is, the sensitivity part of it, as men of any race, if I can do it and you do it, I can't get sensitive about it. I can't call the fade with you because you're a white dude in blackface. I don't put the shit and I'm not cool with it. Get that shit away from me. But I'm not going to do nothing physically to you. I'm not going to think ill of your family.
I'm going to just keep away from you.
you just you just won't like it but you ain't gonna like it now if it gets physical where somebody you know burn across in my yard or something well it could be considered an act of aggression just because of like the pain that comes with that and all that so just you being a level-headed person you might not respond like that but someone else might see that same thing somebody might whoop you i'm for all forms of equality i grew up in an era where we just assumed white boys couldn't fight
growing up if you lost a fight to a white boy that's not true right but when i'm saying that we know that's not true we know that's not true but we just assume that that's something that can get you killed you'll be a black dude from compton and you move to somewhere in the bay or somewhere in modesto where it's these crazy ass white boys and you think you could just run up on them you could get your ass beat to death not by the corn fed regular white boys that don't play no games yeah
But see, in our culture, we got this misconception that all the people that don't play gotta be gangsters. Now, like, these gangbanging niggas, they got cousins like me that whoop on them. They got regular family that go to work that ain't with the bullshit that say, nigga, you can't borrow no more money.
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Chapter 8: How can personal experiences shape comedic storytelling?
out of here and then they go out and rob you okay but when we're talking about like what's offensive it's like yes a white guy painting his face black and a black guy painting his face white are like literally equal the difference is is that a huge percentage of americans are offended as black people when they see a white person paint their face black and meanwhile what percentage of white people were offended by uh druski painting his face no pretending yeah
I don't think almost anyone was offended. They did find it hypocritical, which, okay, that's a fair opinion. But I don't think like, you know, let's be real. Like there's a reason why the N word is the most loaded, powerful word in the English language. And then meanwhile, I can say cracker on this podcast and not worry about getting demonetized.
I can say cracker in front of, you know, you guys can say cracker aggressively to a bunch of white people and nobody's going to take offense to it because like these things literally are just nothing without words. the greater societal context of who's offended by them.
I do in some way think that, like, at some point, the world will get to a point where a white person will one day just like do blackface in some sort of comedic thing and like somehow it'll be accepted more than we could ever expect right now. I don't pull it off. Yeah, but I was talking about this with Michael Blackson the other day, and neither of us could think of a person.
He suggested Will Ferrell. I'm like, Will Ferrell does not. He would never. He's not ready to commit a murder or suicide. Like, the funniest dude in the world. It's going to be Morgan Freeman.
Well, white comedians try to do this shit all the time. They do. Like, you get these Rocky Balboa white comedians, tough, hey, I don't give a fuck, I'll say it. Like, you get these, and they try to do it all the time, but what makes it stupid is, like, the context is never right. Like, the white dudes that want to do this are never the white dudes that fuck with black people for real.
It's always the white dude that was raised somewhere where the town is 99.9% white. They've never really had any genuine experiences with anybody that wasn't white. And it's all based in ignorance. So, you know, like in the hood, we make exceptions for the white boys that grew up with us, that gang bang to do what we do. You know what I mean? They get away with a lot of shit.
You know what I mean? Or even just rap. tapping, tagging, whatever it is. It's really a cultural thing. I think that's why so many people from my culture have a problem with the whole no jumper thing. It's just a culture thing. Like they're not used to seeing, like when I watched that video, it was mostly white guys in the room and it was getting on Doughboy.
By the way, I think he thinks me and Josh are the same person. I don't know who it was.
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