No More Whoppers
Episodes
083: Keillor be Keilled
08 Dec 2013
Contributed by Lukas
In 1983, the hosts of history's greatest podcast were born: Chris Hemsworth and Hikaru Utada. This week, Alex continues the bar search; further advent...
082: Dipldocus
01 Dec 2013
Contributed by Lukas
In the 82nd precinct, the stakes are higher than ever. Two of its finest take things into their own hands, but first they have a podcast talking about...
081: Jasonx
24 Nov 2013
Contributed by Lukas
After exchanging pleasantries, the boys revisit an infamous NES game from decades past; the mystery of key money and a look at corporate cattiness; th...
080: Besto Kiddo
17 Nov 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Eighty is greaty, eh! Those dang ol' Whoppers boys get in a big talk on just what Japan's problem is (though more intelligently than that sounds); the...
079: Marc My Summers
10 Nov 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Shakedown, NoMoWo 79! This week, Alex and the hat we love to hate; spooky stories to tell in the dark; Halloween barhopping; preempting drama in Astol...
078: Akira Kurosawa's Ron
03 Nov 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Seventy-eight, schmevety-scheight! This episode is fulla goodness, from talk of pizza loops, bar groups, cocaine scoops, and GarageBand loops. And bec...
077: Triple Mussolini
27 Oct 2013
Contributed by Lukas
So close to the jackpot! Alex's voice "talents" finally pay off at pub quiz; Ray attends a live show to bid bon voyage to Cinematic Titanic; coping wi...
076: Dad Men
20 Oct 2013
Contributed by Lukas
We're on the driver's side. In this edition, we dive into the sea of topics and pull out things such as Ray's recent trip to Portland and how to prono...
075: Tray of Scones
13 Oct 2013
Contributed by Lukas
The 75 cent Whopper is back! This week, the boys feel a bit under the weather; Alex is late to the altar; Ray prepares for his Portland adventure; a b...
074: English WIthout Tears 4.0
06 Oct 2013
Contributed by Lukas
74 is not an easy number for puns! Los Whoppers Hermanos talk about having colds; wedding follies; stubborn CEOs; Alex gets a little loopy; the police...
073: Grandma 3D
29 Sep 2013
Contributed by Lukas
73 NMW LFP! This week we delve into Alex's mixology; Vita v. Vita and other game talk; M.O.U.R.N.I.N.G. T.H.E. J.R.P.G.; Alex returns to Astoltia; the...
072: HDMI-Don't Give a Shit
22 Sep 2013
Contributed by Lukas
On a bicycle built for seventy-two, we talk about Alex's priestly marathon (not Jason Priestley); twin pizza; the Ray commute; a bar related revelatio...
071: Youtube.clom
15 Sep 2013
Contributed by Lukas
In 71 AD, the first Fraioli set forth from Rome to bunk over at Baron von Barnholt's stronghold. This week, employment! Alex braves a packed house at ...
070: Ben 10
08 Sep 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Seventy leagues under the sea, this episode is buried in a gold chest. Inside, chat about Mo Rocca; Alex spoiling the movie The Host and lauding Pacif...
0M2: Bridge to 070
01 Sep 2013
Contributed by Lukas
We're just in a constant state of sorry, aren't we? Come back for a full episode next week! Legacy listeners will receive one month FREE.
069: MOMA's Family
25 Aug 2013
Contributed by Lukas
If this number had any significance in popular culture we'd mention it! Ray happens upon a fabulous prize; Alex is enamored with juice packaging; exil...
068: Carell Atlas
18 Aug 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Improve your gait with 68! in addition to the full report from Alex's family vacation, we have pizza developments; the first NMW meet up in Pittsburgh...
S07: A yard and a half
12 Aug 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Alex interviews his grandfather Angelo about K-rations, D-Day+1, greenhouses, and morphine. We'll be back with episode 68 next week!
067: Asworstos
04 Aug 2013
Contributed by Lukas
It's lucky number slixty-slevin! We bend time in order to bring you a full episode on the tail end of Alex's American vacation, and hit topics such as...
S06: ACNL in 10
28 Jul 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Desperate for post-Homeland Week content, Alex looks for help in the one friend that has carried him so far for so long now -- his Nintendo 3DS! Pleas...
H10: Homeland Week II Ep. 4
25 Jul 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Our yearly journey ends with this fourth episode. Our duo talks the latest old games they played, the dinner they went to, bits on travel anxiety and ...
H09: Homeland Week II Ep. 3
24 Jul 2013
Contributed by Lukas
In our penultimate installment, Alex and Ray get deep into the video game talk (well, for this show) by describing the beat-em-ups they've been playin...
H08: Homeland Week II Ep. 2
23 Jul 2013
Contributed by Lukas
We tumble into Tuesday with a new report of what we did the past day (not much!), what we ate (junk!), and where we're going (nowhere!). Plus, another...
H07: Homeland Week II Ep. 1
22 Jul 2013
Contributed by Lukas
The second edition of Homeland Week (formerly Arguefest) begins! As is tradition, Alex gives us tales of his arrival to the US, including insane shirt...
066: Sudsy
21 Jul 2013
Contributed by Lukas
In the mix in 66: Ray tells off the neighbor as best he can; get ready for Homeland Week II!; reports from the Seattle Retro Gaming Expo and the awful...
065: Hoffa-esque
14 Jul 2013
Contributed by Lukas
We're 65 and primed to retire! Alex crashes and burns at a pub quiz; Ray's sunsets seemingly Sisyphean SCROLL shipping; our new segment "Sh*t My Alex ...
064: Don't Meth With Succeth
07 Jul 2013
Contributed by Lukas
64 bits! Of conversation! The next generation of No More Whoppers episodes touches on Kickstarter fulfillment; old game magazines; how not to use IC p...
063: Mel Books
30 Jun 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Fade in: two ruffians pull into town driving a '63 NMW. Alex lays plans to gay-wed millions; the launch of SCROLL 10; gearing up for the revival of Re...
062: Braggin' Quest
23 Jun 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Just like there's 62 ways to skin a cat, we do our 62nd way to record a podcast. Ray returns from the E3 gameapalooza with... not much to say about th...
S05: Black to the Smith
16 Jun 2013
Contributed by Lukas
In this very special episode, Alex entertains his friend of 50 years, Smoo! These ancient chums discuss the fragile internet cafe; Smoo's experiences ...
061: Hulk Jet: Goin' Russian
09 Jun 2013
Contributed by Lukas
In our 61st soirée, we hit the ground stumbling! The boys discuss wasting away in margheritaville; Alex samples the largest legally available Red Bul...
060: The Better Part of Valor
02 Jun 2013
Contributed by Lukas
60 men enter, two leave! And they can only talk about silly things like a Nihonland Weekend postmortem; chilling tales from Ray's flight; bartender et...
0J2: Nihonland Week(end) Episode 2
26 May 2013
Contributed by Lukas
IT'S DRIPPING EVERYWHERE
0J1: Nihonland Week(end) Episode 1
25 May 2013
Contributed by Lukas
We are together. Deal with it.
059: Kawabunga
19 May 2013
Contributed by Lukas
The original 59th Street Bridge! Alex spreads the good word about WIZ; Ray prepares for his journey to Japan; excitement ramps up for Nihonland Week; ...
058: According to Jimmu
12 May 2013
Contributed by Lukas
What's on the slate for 58? Priestly updates from Al; a two-story tour of the insect museum; Alex versus the door that won't close; latecomer impressi...
057: Dagmoors and Dirgdods
05 May 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Presented by Heinz 57! In this episode, an auspicious close for the SCROLL Kickstarter; planning begins for Homeland Week 2; Alex attends a rowdy barb...
056: James Camera
28 Apr 2013
Contributed by Lukas
If episode 56 were a tree, what kind of tree would it be? Probably, like, a really big one, that has stuff about Kickstarter; big changes in Al's love...
055: Blue Bulls
21 Apr 2013
Contributed by Lukas
We can drive 55! This week's spectacle opens with Monkments (pt. I); there's still time to support SCROLL issue 10!; cryptic developments of an unspec...
054: Monkments
14 Apr 2013
Contributed by Lukas
54, where are you? Oh! In this episode, Les Enfants Whopplibe encounters subjects such as Alex's biggest news of the week; more Castlevania talk!!; up...
053: Diddy Kong Memorial Library
07 Apr 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Life begins at 53! This week, Alex pines for Phantasy Star; Ray explores GDC; 1UP's last hurrah; beer-poundin' tat-flashin'; Alex contemplates a life ...
052: Crazy Doors
31 Mar 2013
Contributed by Lukas
In chapter 52, the Whoppers Bishonen face the greatest topics of their career: washing machines; landlords; actual Clooney Tunes; fire stories; what w...
051: Croc-Offs
24 Mar 2013
Contributed by Lukas
In our 51st state, we look back fondly on our reminiscings with NoMoWo Memories Memories; go buy SCROLL 09!; Alex's final tearful goodbyes; a move aid...
050: A Fine Mess of Alex
17 Mar 2013
Contributed by Lukas
It's No More Whoppers' fiftieth episode, but we have no time to celebrate and get right down to business as usual: Alex's good news re: moving; Strip ...
049: Coffee Bloke
10 Mar 2013
Contributed by Lukas
It's Spring, and pollen is in the air! Alex signs a fresh lease for an ancient apartment; a sabbatical for X in 10; the cutest assassination attempt e...
048: Gum is Up
03 Mar 2013
Contributed by Lukas
A packed week faces our Whopper duo, and the discussion begins with a PlayStation 4 extravaganza (maybe); the further adventures of Alex's moving woes...
047: Brassmasters
24 Feb 2013
Contributed by Lukas
NoMoWo 47: A tradition of excellence. Alex continues to wind down the school year; Ray debuts a slew of touching No More Whoppers memories; Alex scout...
046: Vegeta Island
17 Feb 2013
Contributed by Lukas
NoMoWo is ready to ro' into a forty-sixth exploration of disposable subjects including the end of the school year and Alex missing the "good school;" ...
045: Movaltine
10 Feb 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Our tenacious forty-fifth episode involves talk of another live comedy performance; the dos and don'ts of opening an onigiri; Alex resists a clingy vi...
044: Sassy Ryder
03 Feb 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Our referential forty-fourth episode is like looking into a prism and seeing the wonderful colorful fragments of topics such as migraines; the real re...
043: Boy, Comma Hell
27 Jan 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Our forty-third misappropriation of time begins with Alex's highly-anticipated report on the town kite festival; the boys reflect on winter weather an...
042: But Hey, Kites
20 Jan 2013
Contributed by Lukas
In our progressive forty-second episode, Alex details TGI-Effortless and plenty of Batman details; Ray supercharges his PC; tangental talk about media...
041: Media Missing
13 Jan 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Our jangly forty-first episode shows 2013 what's what! Ray renders judgment on X in 10; the final(?) verdict on 7-11; Alex paints a vivid Christmas pi...
S04: You're Also Family
06 Jan 2013
Contributed by Lukas
Regular episodes return next week! So here's Alex and his sister goofing around like putzes for 52 minutes. The Sistercast covers such diverse topics ...
S03: Best of Whoppers Prime
30 Dec 2012
Contributed by Lukas
We may be on vacation, but we've culled some highlights from our Earth Prime counterparts to create a Frankensteinian best of! A much more civil Alex ...
040: Nom de Plume
23 Dec 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our chilly fortieth episode, Alex and Ray plumb the depths of topics such as our favorite podemy comcasts; the public's favorite ways to mishear "R...
039: Race Car Futon
16 Dec 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our finest thirty-ninth episode, Alex investigates a potential Looper scenario and complains about his workplace (again); the controversial 7-Eleve...
038: Mavis Beavis
09 Dec 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our virtual thirty-eighth episode reveals our holiday plans (or lack thereof); Alex recalls the case of the missing Suikoden; new ups and downs of job...
037: Guidar
02 Dec 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our thirty-seventh episode has us still running tepid! Ray opens with some appreciation for listener concern; Alex voluntarily watches more of those X...
036: Bigfoot Symposium
25 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our peak thirty-sixth episode enters the kumite and leaves with discussion of yet another 7-Eleven update; yet another adventure in local theatre; Ale...
035: Cheaper Than Therapy
18 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our soul-searching thirty-fifth episode opens with an ode to the tote; a sinister story of stalking by spider; Alex delivers his concession speech to ...
034: Alccountant
11 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our municipal thirty-fourth episode is a cavalcade of discussion: Ray reports new information from the 7-Eleven hearing; Alex reports new information ...
033: Racist Frankenstein
04 Nov 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our breezy thirty-third episode sees Ray minus a laptop; unfortunate news on the 7-Eleven front [not really, if you listen to the next episode]; Alex'...
032: Spooky Sundays
28 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our splendiferous thirty-second episode, we run down many goings-on in our lives, including controversial new developments in the local 7-Eleven; t...
031: It is Indeed Corn
21 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our blockbusting thirty-first episode opens as Alex attacks 'Just For Laughs: Gags' for no real reason; Ray's decadent power strip lifestyle; further ...
030: Muammar Whoppers
14 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our gobstopping thirtieth episode covers everything from Alex's cold, X in 10 in 10; convenience store-borne xenophobia; the horror of Al's beard; the...
029: Pure Sodium Diamond
07 Oct 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our windswept twenty-ninth episode sees a new convenience store on the horizon for Ray; Alex journeys to Nagoya (again) for business and pleasure; R...
028: Something Brown
30 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our lascivious twenty-eighth episode, we learn about Alex triggering LMFAO's downfall; a never-before-told Homeland Week story (for good reason); n...
027: Shut Up or Die Hard
23 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our tense twenty-seventh episode opens with tips and tricks for deep cleaning your NES; new Wii U news and concern for the future of the Jelly Man; ...
026: Energy Kink
16 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our commando twenty-sixth episode, we discuss Alex's steps forward in starting the bar; the infectious quality of LMFAO; Jesus; sanitation pickup ...
025: Hypervigilantism
09 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our magical twenty-fifth episode, we celebrate with the Homeland Week Epilogue; doubling down on (some) drops; this week in Pringles; the boys' in ...
S02: You're Family
02 Sep 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In this post-Homeland Week special, we present a recent recording of Alex and his dad Paul, who talks about his storied history with board games and t...
H06: Homeland Week Ep. 6
26 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
A cliffhanger that will leave you devastated! Day 6 of Homeland Week finds our heroes reflecting on a thrilling week spent gaming and blaming; the wee...
H05: Homeland Week Ep. 5
26 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Day 5 of Homeland Week finds our heroes recovering from a harrowing visit to the post office; the inevitable trip to a specific hamburger-sandwich cha...
H04: Homeland Week Ep. 4
25 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
It's day 4 of Homeland Week! Alex and Ray tell the tale of their eventful pilgrimage to Ikea; Alex makes headway on convincing his mom that a video ga...
H03: Homeland Week Ep. 3
24 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Homeland Week: Day 3 delivers a rousing recap of the boys' gaming and burger journey; a deep look into the unblinking eye of Bad Internet; listener th...
H02: Homeland Week Ep. 2
23 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Day 2 of Homeland Week finds the boys recovering from a journey into the city; Alex's in-flight clumsiness and expert shark evasion tips, plus the req...
H01: Homeland Week Episode 1
22 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
It's Homeland Week here at the No More Whoppers compound! We start it off with Alex's travel woes before discussing video gaming in a safe, secure env...
S01: Failed Sponsor Promos
12 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
With Alex unable to record because he's busy sipping mai tais on the deck of an extravagant beachside property (one-third true), we thought we'd use t...
024: Deathbed Confessional
05 Aug 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our glistening twenty-fourth episode is a cornucopia of discussion, including Fuhhh yeah, FFXI; how Dark Knight Rises may improve Alex's life; another...
023: Low-Hanging Fruitality
29 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our tolerable twenty-third episode, we follow up with Angelic developments; Alex loses his long-standing battle with humidity; adventures on the FF...
022: Nefarious Humpback
22 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our generational twenty-second episode, Ray follows up on his MiFi folly; we discuss classic food science wonders; talking about going home at a re...
021: Pepsi Necks
15 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our tremendous twenty-first episode, Ray braves the out-of-doors and is shaken by what he finds; Alex recounts his origin after being unable to pro...
020: Grammar Interpol
08 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our spectacular twentieth episode, we discuss the most topical of topics, including impressions of Ray's new iron; Alex's kickin' new drop; new McD...
019: Citation Bleeded
01 Jul 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our milestone nineteenth episode, Alex entertains a childhood chum until the wee hours; Ray bumbles into buying a new iron in lieu of a second 3DS;...
018: Clooney Tunes
24 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our independent eighteenth episode features all the NMW staples you've come to love: Alex drinkin' and ladykillin'; a segment where we keep talking ab...
017: Queen of Quong
17 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our sigh-filled seventeenth episode turns out to be the real mega episode we thought we'd have last time. Ray reports back from E3 with tales of love,...
016: Kit Kat Macchiato
10 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our sumptuous sixteenth episode reveals that Alex is now a bum (again); a triumphant return to Vana'diel; Ray's self-imposed hydration challenge; news...
015: Ant Killah
03 Jun 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our facile fifteenth episode opens with a disgusting act of invertebrate murder; Alex bemoans the state of outsourced bill-pay; poignant observations ...
014: Show About Nothing
27 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our sober fourteenth episode, we tackle subjects such as new computer accessories; finding time for Diablo III; Ray's garden mishap; hey, weren't t...
013: Bare Minimum Shame
20 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our lucky thirteenth episode opens with some light game talk; apologies punctuated by plugs; Alex trades one smoke for another; home maintenance and o...
012: Chilled Ass
13 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our caffeine-fueled twelfth episode, we discuss Alex's further adventures in illness; confusing Bronson Pinchot's roles; classic television and ki...
011: Mandolin Special
06 May 2012
Contributed by Lukas
After a brief outage, we return! Our electrifying eleventh episode finds Alex's eyes swimming in disease; Ray goes to Taco Bell; out and about in Kota...
0M1: Pleasant Valley Dog Walkers
22 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
A rookie mistake led to a terrible recording of what would have been NMW #011, but that's OK, since it probably wasn't that great anyway. Nevertheless...
010: Cognitive Fancy
15 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our tense tenth episode dips toes in such subjects as an addendum to last week's Rifftrax talk (which amounts to another half-hour segment); Alex's ne...
009: Fumdazzled
08 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our longwinded ninth episode includes Alex gearing up for his life-changing move; escalating convenience store wars; Tweet Theory continued; NewsRadio...
008: Get Loko
01 Apr 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our sneezy eighth episode, we discuss where Alex is REALLY moving to; an FF9 progress update; why Alex doesn't want Ray near his family; energy dri...
007: Quitting Fee
25 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our scintillating seventh episode explores the halls of Charles Edwin Cheese and his delights; a fiery new energy drink that indirectly injures Alex; ...
006: Timmy Fallout
18 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
Our sixth soft-eating episode catches up on such current events as the Game Developers Conference and the insufferable nerds within it; more Japanese ...
005: Abuse of Power
11 Mar 2012
Contributed by Lukas
In our distressed fifth episode, Alex takes our drops to new levels -- very, very low levels. Then we manage to talk about Microsoft Flight, Alex's bl...