No One Else Will Listen
Episodes
That Should Be Illegal
28 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Law enforcers, please get in touch. Bonnie has a long list of things that should be illegal, and she’s ready to make some changes.At the top of Lott...
They Shit ON the Tent
21 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
If anyone deserves a trip to Coachella, it’s Lottie. She’s long overdue a festival experience where people don’t use her sleeping area...
I Didn't Get Murdered Today
14 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Lottie’s under the weather this week… and that’s the only thing she’s under (much to Fabio’s disappointment).Meanwhile, Bonnie’s pregnancy...
You Need Therapy
07 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Maybe you don’t need therapy, maybe you just need an exorcism. Preferably performed by a dentist.This week, Lottie’s deep in TikTok witch territor...
Where's the Biscuits?
31 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Bonnie’s counting down the days until the big day - the day she finally gets the gas and air in the hospital (sorry, Fabio). Meanwhile Lottie is rem...
I'll Annihilate a Bitch
24 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week the girls take on the wild west that is the internet. Whether you're a pregnant woman just trying to cool off on holiday, or a teenage boy l...
The Dead Dads Club
17 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to Miami. Bonnie’s belly is growing… horizontally? And Lottie’s hair is growing. Full stop. Miracles happen in different ways.This week,...
It's Sushi
10 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the first in-person recording of No One Else Will Listen! And the sister's are up-close-and-personal.Lottie threw Bonnie the baby shower of dre...
Run While You Can
03 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
When it rains, it pours. Bonnie’s having twins! Except they’re not identical. One is a human child, and the other is her sunglasses brand. No...
We're Having a Baby!
24 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Season 3 is here - and we’re back with a bang bump!Bonnie opens up about her fertility journey, from the emotional rollercoaster of IVF to the pure ...
I'm a Cover Girl!
16 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s the season finale! And honestly… it couldn’t have come at a better time. Bonnie’s knee-deep in moving boxes and battling the winter uglie...
The Granny Who Stole Christmas
09 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bonnie and Lottie are coming down with something, but don’t panic, Lottie’s got a “remedy”... and yes, it involves toilet talk (because of cou...
Rats or Spiders?
02 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
He’s behind you!!! No, not Bugsy Malone - it’s Franklin Jonas… yeehaw! Bonnie got a surprise show from the Bonus Jonas, and let’s just sa...
The Kris Kindle Saga
25 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s full-fledged chaos in the Ryan family this week as the Christmas arguments have kicked off... in November. And we need your opinion: do gi...
Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't
18 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lottie's losing her marbles this week - she couldn't find her way home without Google Maps and she lost her diary! Not just any diary... THE...
You've Found Your People
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lottie’s been fighting demons this week - and no, not the Halloween kind. Neither head lice nor bum worms are welcome in her home, but she’s ready...
Backup Dancers & A Britney Mic
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Just when you thought the birthday celebrations were over, Bonnie swoops in to steal the spotlight. As she enters this new era, she’s questioning he...
You're Having an Ogre!
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The verdict’s in on Molly Mae’s documentary, and let’s just say the reviews are in the toilet… literally. Lottie’s birthday has come an...
The Birthday Episode
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s The Birthday Episode! And this week, it’s all about Lottie. Bonnie surprises her with birthday messages from her nearest and dearest, though ...
The Ghost of Gerry Ryan
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lottie’s had a busy week decorating her house with pumpkins - and she’ll be spending the next week trying to locate her groin. Meanwhile, Bonnie’...
Are You Hearing What I'm Hearing?
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bonnie finally scored a table at one of New York’s finest restaurants, and while the food was good, the overheard conversation was Michelin star lev...
Are You in My Seat?
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2 is here, and the sisters are back! Bonnie spent her summer playing musical chairs—couch-surfing one minute, and being demoted from the NYFW...
You Can't Be Sad and Ugly
30 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lottie is potty training! No, not herself—although after last week's confessions, we wouldn’t be surprised. The girls reflect on what it’s like ...
The Favourite Child
23 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the girls are joined by their beloved Mammy—live from Bonnie’s New York couch, where she’s been banished thanks to a suspicious cough...
Do You Need Therapy?
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Does Bonnie need to go back to therapy? Lottie votes yes. But according to Bonnie, Lottie needs her hair extensions back—desperately. Sisters suppor...
You're The Stank
09 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bonnie’s recovering from a traumatic blowdry that left her starring in an unsolicited salon photoshoot—keep your eyes peeled for the glossy eviden...
A Vibrating Eiffel Tower
02 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bonnie saw Big Ben in London… and also their brother’s bare ass.Meanwhile, Lottie’s anniversary night took a turn—from romance to reality—wh...
Ghosts of Kisses Past
26 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bonnie is on her deathbed (aka mildly suffering from hay fever), but her spirit is strong in reminding Lottie to milk her anniversary for every g...
We're a Big Deal Now
19 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lottie’s been baring it all on The Baby Tribe podcast, reliving her complicated pregnancy and birth story— listen here: https://open.spotify.com/e...
Full Cheeks on Display
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Should AI be up for an Oscar? Maybe someone should ask the Best Man in Movie… whoever that is. Meanwhile, Bonnie is more than happy to let Lottie ta...
Just Be a Big Old B***h!
05 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Bonnie needs a full rebrand (or maybe just a fresh blow-dry), while Lottie hurtles toward 40 and considers asking Keanu Reeves for his anti-aging secr...
It's Never Just One Glass
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lottie and Bonnie are back, and this week they're exposing themselves more than ever—literally. From drunken train mishaps (featuring an innocent by...
All Dogs Go to Heaven
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lottie’s recovering from a near-death experience (aka a mild cold), while Bonnie is fully consumed by pop culture chaos—Kendrick at the Super Bowl...
Sugar Daddies & Lady Parts
12 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In the first episode of No One Else Will Listen, sisters Lottie and Bonnie Ryan peel back the curtain on their chaotic childhood—complete with sibli...