No Plans to Merge
Episodes
PHPStorm Give Me Occult Vibes
24 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Wire:Live is next week baby! Listen to this on the plane or whatever.https://wire-live.com
Charles E. Cheese
10 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We are doing a LIVE, IN-PERSON Livewire community event in Buffalo.Fill out the Interest Form
Livewire 4 Mind Palace [FIXED]
17 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The boys envision a world where Livewire components render as PDFs
Chop Wood Carry Water
10 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
https://venmo.com/bewellAVL
We just go however long now...
18 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Darkmode VSOP
No Revenue. No Agency.
04 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Kids have it the worst, dude.
We Can't Talk About Anything
13 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Things are in full swing.There are many things we cannot say.We are both slammed trying to get everything done for Laracon.Which led to this not being...
Slots. Slots. Slots.
16 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Why can we not have slots in Livewire components?s
Sweatshop Season
28 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Laracon India. Lets get gross. Sweatshops. Cohort 2
(AI) You're Telling me a Shrimp Fried This Rice?
18 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was written and recorded by AI
Soup Season
13 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
We've become addicted to cheap money. Our cheap conveniences are like shifting sands. As VC titans play on our insecurities and whims, only soup stand...
Recorded Before the Planetscale Thing
12 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Look we all know there are things to talk about but we recorded this last week before any of that stuff happened!
This is an Ad for John's Board Game
30 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
John's Board game has 6 days remaining on Kickstarter! I absolutely insist that you buy it.Colossi on KickstarterJohn's TwitterCatacombian Games
WIRECON
29 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel and Caleb wax nostalgic about the various eras of Laravel, their long and eventfull friendship, Laracon talk nerves, and a tentative plan for W...
I promise this episode isn't exclusively about skateboarding and bricks
01 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
WhistlingA brick is about 48 centsSkateboardingLinearCommand PalettesJunior Devs
The Post Laracon Episode
04 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
It's been years since our last Laracon episode. It's good to be back
Caleb Learned React (Finally)
22 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This episode was recorded 2 weeks ago.For that reason, I don't remember in detail what we talked about.
Rust™ and Audio
11 May 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel and Caleb talk about how you could like, process audio with like, Laravel collections. Wild.
Event sourcing should be named something cooler
20 Apr 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this ep, the fellas compare their respective YouTube algos and Caleb learns why the hell Daniel is so amped about event sourcing. It's a good one.
Alpine is faster than React
31 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel and Caleb finally got to work together for money. We paired on some really cool deep AlpineJS performance stuff.
Live Soundboard
21 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We have a live soundboard now.
Thunk.dev
16 Mar 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel started an agency.
PHP attributes are insanely cool
24 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about whether to leave eloquent support in Livewire and have some crazy fun brain blasts about PHP attributes and how we can use and...
Solid, rusty, futons (Daniel forgot to press publish)
03 Feb 2023
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel forgot to press publish. This episode is a week old.
Writing is so good
15 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week is jam-stack-packed full of fun meanderings all culminating in a passionate conversation about the virtues of writing. It's a good one.
We're all out of jobs...
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode, we discuss the potential impact of chatgpt, a powerful language processing AI, on the workforce. We also talk about Mastadon, a decen...
Doing chores...
08 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel and Caleb talk productivity, Obsidian, having a third brain, and doing dishes...
Let it Snow
01 Dec 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel & Caleb talk about being snowed in, dreaming of databases, and love hating Twitter and email. It's a night record folks. Grab a turkey leg ...
AI Generated Haircut
05 Nov 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel regales Caleb with tales of cheating in fishing, chess, and poker. Daniel applied for a job and failed. AI art
Leaves, a reckoning
26 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
This week, the boys cover topics, and the leaves cover lawns. Those topics are: Next JS, the new webpacky thing, paying developers money, and lukewarm...
indefenseoftypescript
11 Oct 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel and Caleb debate types, talk about why php is both great and terrible, and brainstorm a few neat-o APIs. It's a good one. THIS EPISODE WAS B...
Crazy Concurrency Paradigms
29 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Neck StuffAlpine Components and Tailwind UIGo Routines and Channels
The Future of Livewire
16 Sep 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We're back in action. We had a whole slew of topics to cover, but we didn't get to them because we were nerding out about Livewire stuff.
How To Get Rid Of Your Gold Fish
15 Jul 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Tune in this week to find out!
We live. We die. We live again
06 May 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It has been too long.Caleb's empire is taking new shape.Daniel sold out the mint and is in the beginning stages of HIS empire.Oculus questAdonisJSBotH...
The 90
07 Apr 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about the Dwight D. Eisenhower Interstate system. Florida is full of people from New Jersey. Input masking and React Plugins are both hard n...
The Final Boss of Developer Aesthetic
18 Mar 2022
Contributed by Lukas
We do a very good 40 minute Youtube recommendations segment.Devaslife: https://www.youtube.com/c/devaslifePrinces of the Yen: https://www.youtube.com/...
Back and Better than Ever
17 Feb 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel is a modern fullstack serverless buzzword bingo javascript developer.Caleb is doing yoga on the lanai.This episode brought to you by Tensorflow...
Aruba Jamaica Oooh I Wanna Take Ya
30 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
It's a quick one because Caleb simply has to go.We talk about an Alpine pattern, seafood, and a brief outro on NFTs
Sharks and snow
17 Jan 2022
Contributed by Lukas
Island Caleb is catching things. Daniel is snowed in.
Daniel is more into NFTs than Caleb is.
10 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Much to his chagrin
Aeropress and ADHD
03 Dec 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about coffee mechanisms, some alpine news, and a big segment on ADHD. Also Daniel is very bullish on those Dapper Ducks.
Max is not well-liked at school
29 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Max is a misunderstood good boy. Where is Daniel's passport? React. Dom. Collections just feel heavy....
Home Automation
12 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about home automation and Caleb starts to pitch us on his Pot Heads NFT when disaster strikes.
Caleb Keeps Buying Things (House, Fridge, M1)
04 Nov 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We're back. Everyone was awake at the agreed upon time. We talk about Caleb's house, The fridge. The facebook guys with trucks, the Macbooks and some...
This is Your Brain on Transducers
08 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We talk about drugs, and the great and good drug called transducers.
NFTs Are a Scam and We are Doing One
01 Oct 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Brock is here. NFTs are a total scam. We are making an NFT. We briefly touch on the super complicated topic of transducers.
Four Hard Tech Topics
24 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel has no life, only programming. This leads to an episode with zero talk of knots.
What's Coming To Livewire (etc.)
03 Sep 2021
Contributed by Lukas
LINKS:Melvor IdleHannanie - I Forced 100 People to Pick Cabbages... Now I'm Rich Caleb's 3 Approaches to Arrays of Models
Lil Livewire Job
27 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Lil Dicky is great. Daniel's got a new Livewire gig with lots of fun problems to dive into. You know?
Embrace the Grind
20 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Caleb is streamlining his setup. All mini-wheats before noon. Daniel beat Dragon Slayer 2. What is the point of Minecraft? Whose trip is it? Can I bri...
Kohl's Cash
05 Aug 2021
Contributed by Lukas
They pay you to shop there
The 4 Day Work Week
23 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
5 days is for chumps.
Github Copilot
14 Jul 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The fellas dive deep into the technical social and political implications of Github Copilot.
Captain Tying Knots
25 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The bowline knot is useful for tying a fixed loop in the end of a line. Why would you ever need that? Tune in to find out. Also Caleb killed issues...
The Alpine Day Aftershow
10 Jun 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Alpine day has finished. We are exhausted.
JavaScript Framework Guts
28 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
In this ep. Deek and Caleb go deep on framework implications in Vue, React, Svelte, Alpine yayada. We also talk about all the things Caleb so selfishl...
Recursive Livewire
21 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This is episode is a real good deep tech one where we explore different Livewire component structures and Alpine yiznaz.
Alpine V3 Internals
07 May 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The YouTube live story arc continues. Daniel is getting a new bed. Alpine is getting a new mutation observer.
Tailwind JIT | Alpine Day | Basecamp
30 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The title says it all...
The Japan Episode
16 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Caleb takes the opportunity to finally ask all the questions he's ever wanted to know about Daniel's mysterious childhood in Japan.
Capitalism, A Love Story
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Fishing, DIY Canoe Rental, Bill Gates, Stealing Labor
Daniel is Going Freelance!
16 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel is going freelance. Caleb is speaking at Laracon Online. Daniel got a new dog (a good good boy). Open Source is not first-come-first-serve?
Fam
26 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
- Daniel has a brand new package idea.- Caleb is an admiral. - Caleb has a business plan.- Alpine day is a conference.- What do you get the man who h...
Alpine Day
19 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The Reindeer are a bunch of hatin' ass clout-chasers.Alpine day is coming with lots of huge speakers.Building an RV can cause you to take drastic acti...
I'm a sailor. I sail.
05 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Caleb is considering adding a new unfinished project to the stack. Daniel is experimenting with PHPStorm.
GameStop Yo
29 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
GameStop, games, stops, livewire, ya know....
Hello YouTube (Meteoroid)
15 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
The title says it all.
Hotwire, Websockets, And Extent Card Games
08 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Caleb, where'd you go man? You're wandering in your mind palace.
Refactoring Everything
18 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk about refactoring everything... and hip hop
Why Virtual Dom? (No Good?)
04 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
But seriously why?
Our Thanksgiving Special
25 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel and Caleb talk about aloooootttta things here folks. Tune in.
#[PHP 8 Attributes]
13 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Let's talk fishing folks.
Hacking
30 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
As promised:https://darknetdiaries.com/episode/77/https://darknetdiaries.com/episode/54/
Turbo-Livewire
23 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Let's build Turbolinks for Livewire
The Theoretical Agency
16 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This ones a good one. You should listen to the whole thing. We come up with something.
Small Moral Wrongs
09 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
And also bootcamps and Blade components
What Even Is Event Sourcing Daniel?
23 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Curious about event sourcing? What it is? Pros, cons, tradeoffs? This is your episode.
Daniel Is Adding Things To Livewire 2 At The Last Minute
04 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The title says it all
"The Modern Web"
19 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
What does that even mean?
Launch Day
10 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's launch day folks
Tank, Healer, DPS
06 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This one was recorded about 2 weeks ago, but we like it a lot. Sorry for the downtime
♥️ JS Nation Live ♥️
30 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Caleb has been invited to speak at the most prestigious web conference in the world. He's also up for a major award.
HoneyBadger.io is matching donations to Community Bail Funds
05 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
DONATE HERE: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/nptmHey folks. We are the hosts of No Plans To Merge, a programming podcast. A sponsor of ours, Honeyba...
Balance
20 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This episode is about everything. All of it. All at once. In all the right ways.
Caleb's Beach Days
12 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Caleb's Beach Days, DocBlocks, and a new Design Fidelity System for reviewing collaborative designs.
Improvisational Knot Tying
06 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Daniel and Caleb discuss the wonderful science of Knot tying, some Alpine components, and so much more.
Hang a Lantern On It
26 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Makem and Clancy - Red is the RoseYou Look Nice TodayHang a Lantern
The Elements Of Style
17 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel and Caleb discuss Rogue Amoeba apps, the game of Go, and the Elements of StyleRogue AmoebaAlphaGo DocumentaryThe Elements of Style
The Secret Alpine Rewrite
10 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Daniel digs in on some crazy, wacky babel-in-blade stuff. Caleb insists that we invented it.Caleb is secretly rewriting Alpine.js. Please don't tell a...
Catching Up
03 Apr 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's been a while! Lots has happened. Coronavirus is happening. Daniel started a new Job. Many conferences have been cancelled. Sorry about the long ...
Mostly Laughing
03 Mar 2020
Contributed by Lukas
For some reason we can't keep it together this week. This episode was fully edited with Click!
Daniel Quit Tighten
20 Feb 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It's all in the title today. Daniel is on to the next thing. It's right on the tin.InterNACHI
Funding Opensource Software AKA Sponsorware™
31 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
On this episode we try to figure out how Caleb can avoid getting a real job.Sponsorware?? Spoiler alert: It's sponsorware.
The Ultimate Podcast Workflow [RE-UPLOAD]
26 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We dedicate this entire episode to fixing the very bad workflow od recording and editing podcasts. We are going to build a thing and we need your help...
Let's Become SEO Affiliate Marketers
17 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode Daniel and Caleb lay aside their ascetic ponchos in favor of the glitz and glamour of affiliate marketing and SEO. This week, folks, w...
Ugh, Webpack... Let's Talk Builds
08 Jan 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Can we just be real about dealing with Webpack? Also, lots of other goods in this ep!
The Market Is Everything feat. Justin Jackson
27 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
Justin Jackson, founder of Transistor.fm and host of the Build Your SaaS podcast joins us to talk about all kinds of stuff from finding a market for L...
Visual Debt
13 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week we talk nothing but visual debt. Exclusively. For the entire time.
Project-X And An Obscure JavaScript Statement You've Never Heard Of
06 Dec 2019
Contributed by Lukas
This week the fellas talk about a new JS framework Caleb is building called Project-X and all the fun obscure JavaScript features he's uncovered along...