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9: Mageslayers: That Easy, Huh?

26 Apr 2026

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Send us Fan MailThe Heist Continues!Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch KayeUruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie VegaGorluk - Graham CapobiancoBi...

6: The Black Thorn: The Taste of Indignation

05 Apr 2026

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5: The Black Thorn: Even In Perfection...

23 Mar 2026

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4: The Black Thorn: Time to Redirect

09 Mar 2026

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Send a textThe Black Thorn gets a beer.Written, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the show

20: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I'd Like That Very Much...

02 Mar 2026

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Send a textThe Orillian Regiment are leaving... The Vashjek Inaia have re-joined the Warlord's forces... and The Dayan Army is nowhere to be seen...

3: The Black Thorn: It's Not Mine...

23 Feb 2026

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2: The Black Thorn: I've Become Too Comfortable...

09 Feb 2026

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Send us a textThe Black Thorn makes his way home.Written, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the show

1: The Black Thorn: My Dark Hunger

26 Jan 2026

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Send us a textThe Black Thorn visits the countryside. Written, performed and edited by Kier ZhouSupport the show

8: Mageslayers: Wait... What Do They Call It Here?

17 Dec 2025

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Send us a textThe Heist Begins!Chieftain Ondrei Anaheit- Mitch KayeUruk Guards- Madeleine Buttitta & Frankie VegaGorluk - Graham CapobiancoBiksune...

19: The Fate of Daya: The Elusive Answers...

01 Dec 2025

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Send us a textSalryn (and Jorvin) didn't just sit idle these long weeks. They did everything they could to unpick the mysteries of Vita's pl...

Finale: Wide-End: Less Than An Animal!

17 Nov 2025

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Send us a textPart one concludes.The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt EvansLady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren LittlewoodBr...

10: Wide-End: I Shall Deliberate...

10 Nov 2025

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Send us a textIt. Gets. Real.The part of Anzhlo was played by the magnificent Matt EvansLady Yvonna was played by the luminous Lauren LittlewoodBrucco...

7: Wide-End: Someone In This Family Needs To Dare!

03 Nov 2025

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Send us a textBrucco and Ysenda get closer. Anzhlo's plans begin to come together. The Little Luiren Families are getting involved.Mr Kera- Tyler...

5: Wide-End: Swimming in the Endless Sea

27 Oct 2025

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7: Mageslayers: Can We Get On With This Please?!

12 Oct 2025

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Send us a textThe Party arrive in Terrqas to begin their side quest... but not everyone is happy with how the Reach Arc concluded.Seilbh- Krissi Willi...

3: Wide-End: Let's See What All The Fuss Is About, Shall We?

05 Oct 2025

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1: Wide-End: Bloody Ungrateful Creatures

28 Sep 2025

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2: The 2teg: Are You Sure You're Not Just Really, Really, Really Ill?!

01 Jun 2025

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Send us a textWow, the 'old fashioned approach' really is much easier to follow. But... I mean... dead men showing up contrary to every rule...

1: The 2teg: It's Like Dranekian Theatre!

31 May 2025

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Send us a textThank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is ...

3: Anderkant 2: You Truly Know Nothing!

02 May 2025

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Send us a textMin explores the temple. The Lessee has a fiery reunion. Herrand tries to walk a tight rope. Gnilfiet drinks some soup!Want to learn mor...

Bonus Content: The Last To Leave

02 May 2025

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Send us a textThe final days of the last age were filled with sadness...but for some... cosmic calamity was new...Across many worlds and many lands, a...

2: Anderkant: I Have No Idea What's Happening!

02 May 2025

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Send us a textAre you finding Anderkant confusing and difficult to follow? Well how do you think Min feels?!Min finally makes it to Anderkant and enco...

1: Anderkant 2: I Just Want Out...

01 May 2025

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30 Apr 2025

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Send us a textOriginal release date 20 Apr 2024I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to ...

6: The Orillian 2egiment: That's The Way He’d Want To Go!

06 Apr 2025

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Send us a textGazi struggles to make friends with the Red Shirts...  Colonel Wilifred struggles to put the evidence together... Gnilfeit and Third co...

5: The Orillian 2egiment: He's Not Going To Make It, Is He?

05 Apr 2025

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Send us a textGazi and Von Overton return to the lines just in time for the fight back...  Von Overton receives some bad news. Luobo leaves Dagrun at...

4: Flashback: The Orillian 2egiment: There Is Nothing But Harmony In The Row!

04 Apr 2025

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Send us a textWe flashback in time to give you all the context you were missing! Anan-  | Skyler GiordanoDag'r - | Lilly InverseKova Dagrun-  |...

3: The Orillian 2egiment: I Told You, Didn't I?

02 Apr 2025

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2: The Orillian 2egiment: Well, You Might Well Have Killed Us All!

01 Apr 2025

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Send us a textThe Boys return and things get dangerous!CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan Smith(@DylanandDragons)Cpl Dek Ana-...

1: The Orillian 2egiment: These Barbarians!

31 Mar 2025

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18: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: "This Is Your Final Warning!”

18 Mar 2025

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Send us a textSalryn has a long awaited reunion, but it is nothing like how she imagined it. Food, water and gold dwindles and treachery is discovered...

17: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: You Know What Doesn't Have An End?...

17 Mar 2025

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Send us a textThings start to get tense in the city. Cracks start to show. Swifty indoctrinates his newest Barrel-Man. Ceanni tries to lead Swift furt...

16: Fate of Daya: Journey to the World-Scar.

16 Mar 2025

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Send us a textDelicate Hammer has left the city... but where did he go? and what did he find?Ignatius Leon - AJ FidalgoThae Oraen- Gemma Maclean-MairG...

15: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything is Going to be Fine...

15 Mar 2025

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Send us a textOur heroes reminisce. Delicate Hammer provides words of encouragement. There is scheming in The Colleges. Salryn and Jorvin give Swifty ...

14: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Need You Aid?

14 Mar 2025

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Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesHOLY SHIT IS THAT A LERNIAN QUAD!?!I guess you should proba...

13: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: We All Died For Daya!

13 Mar 2025

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Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesThey have faced a feinting force. They have faced insurgent...

12: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: Everything Is Totally Normal!

12 Mar 2025

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Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin rations the city and bestows Swifty with a new title...

11: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: The Clothes Maketh The Man..

11 Mar 2025

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Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesVita is dead... the city is still under attack... what will...

10: Actual Play: Fate of Daya: You Wouldn't Believe Me, Even If I Told You...

10 Mar 2025

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9: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Am Quite Concussed!

09 Mar 2025

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Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to...

8: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What Manner Of Gobsh**e Is This!?

08 Mar 2025

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Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesThe battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city b...

7: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: Keep That Blade Sharp, Yeah.

07 Mar 2025

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Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Salryn rises to the occasion!Want to learn more about Vash...

6: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: If You Have To Step Up, You Step Up

06 Mar 2025

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Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesWill Salryn rise to the occasion?Want to learn more about V...

5: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: I Require It, Nonetheless

05 Mar 2025

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Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales An assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under...

4: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: "What Do We Do?"

04 Mar 2025

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Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is march...

3: Actual: Play: The Fate of Daya: The Battle of Nuur

03 Mar 2025

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2: The Fate of Daya: The Adventurers and The City

02 Mar 2025

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Send us a textEpisode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the ri...

1: Actual Play: The Fate of Daya: What is an Actual Play?

01 Mar 2025

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Send us a textHey all! We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots! As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as...

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28 Feb 2025

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Bonus Content: The Bards of Sada Emedu

07 Feb 2025

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Send us a textIt's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol.Sit down, listen and enjoy a little ...

5: Anderkant : It Was The Leps!

06 Feb 2025

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4: Anderkant: I Can Carry It!

05 Feb 2025

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3: Anderkant: I Said Don’t! Interrupt!

05 Feb 2025

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2: Anderkant: Please, Call Me 'H'

04 Feb 2025

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1: Anderkant: I Can't Do This.

03 Feb 2025

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Anderkant Trailer

01 Feb 2025

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The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Five.

01 Feb 2025

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Send us a textThe Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return univ...

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31 Jan 2025

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Send us a textSorry guys... the LUDEN is still malfunctioning! Constable Lucca- Krissi WilliamsConstable D'Brie - Maddie Williams Matthias Alaric...

Mageslayers!

01 Jan 2025

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Send us a text"Anderkant doesn't make sense and it's boring!"So have a trailer for a new comedy series set in the No Return Univer...

The Lore of No Return!

07 Oct 2024

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29 Apr 2024

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Send us a textThese bloody LUDENs! This one is on the fritz...but wait... is that Lars and The Dockmaster?!Introductory Speaker: Stuart BullockCaptian...

The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Four.

29 Apr 2024

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Send us a textThe Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return univ...

4: The Ansa Enclave: It Appears We Are Being Watched.

05 Apr 2024

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3: The Ansa Enclave: Everything is Good, If You Stay with Me.

04 Apr 2024

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2: The Ansa Enclave: Into the Wildland.

03 Apr 2024

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1: The Ansa Enclave: Lorrin and The Kerret.

02 Apr 2024

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The Ansa Enclave: Primer

01 Apr 2024

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Send us a textThe Ansa Enclave is set on the eastern edge of the North Hub, well outside of the safe zone and deep into the Wildland. Ansa has been se...

The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part Three.

30 Mar 2024

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Send us a textThe Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return univ...

6: Mageslayers: A Side Quest?!

21 Mar 2024

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Send us a textAddison and Nanda try to unfuck the ending of the story but the rest of the gang just won't stick to the script.Lyrarch Scaram Anah...

5: Mageslayers: WELCOME TO THE REACH BATTLE ARENA!!!!

20 Mar 2024

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Send us a textWhile others scramble to clean up Dec and Seilbh’s boozy bloodbath, Pog takes the opportunity to move the plot forward... with a bit o...

4: Mageslayers: Who Sh*t In Your Büno?!

19 Mar 2024

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Send us a textWhilst most of the party try to advance the plot and explore a little lore, Dec and Lif's antics derail the story.Want to learn mor...

3: Mageslayers: It May Already Be too Late, Eunuch Boy!

18 Mar 2024

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Send us a textThe Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact!Want to learn m...

The St3g: 9art Thr33.

15 Mar 2024

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11: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Setting Shadow

13 Mar 2024

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Send us a textWe do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!Drakon: Dontae MajorsKe...

9: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Setting Sun

11 Mar 2024

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Bonus Content: The Parable of Elra and the Whispering Willow

10 Mar 2024

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Send us a textWhy did Semion keep calling The Domina, 'Elra'?Is it because my Dad doesn't know how to pronounce the 'Y' in El...

8: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Setting Stage

09 Mar 2024

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Send us a textWe do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the Lernians actually appear for once!Drakon: Dontae MajorsKe...

6: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Seeds of Severance

07 Mar 2024

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Send us a textThis is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the L...

4: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Seeds of Struggle

05 Mar 2024

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Send us a textThis is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the L...

2: Pilot: The Kingdom of Lern: The Seeds of Strife

03 Mar 2024

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Send us a textThis is a pilot and I would greatly appreciate feedback!We do sure talk a lot of Lern on No Return... how about some content where the L...

Wide-End: Primer

01 Mar 2024

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Send us a textWide-End, set in the West of the Capitol Sada Emedu in the weeks and months after the start of the rebellion. As the old wealth and powe...

The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part 2

08 Feb 2024

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The St3g: 9art Two.

07 Feb 2024

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5: The Orillian Reg1ment: An All Singing, All Dancing One.

06 Feb 2024

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4: The Orillian Reg1ment: You’re Military? You Sound Military.

05 Feb 2024

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Bonus Content: The Soldier, The Skinner And The Weasel

04 Feb 2024

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Send us a textWhat was all that nonsense about a weasel!? Here is the story .Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Mild  Peril Support the sho...

3: The Orillian Reg1ment: The Weasel Bit It!

03 Feb 2024

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2: The Orillian Reg1ment: It’s a Ship…Not a Boat.

02 Feb 2024

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1: The Orillian Reg1ment: HNS Deliverance.

01 Feb 2024

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2: Mageslayers: Revenge of the Cult Teens Of Terrible Darkness

16 Jan 2024

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Send us a textThe story continues!Written by Kier Zhou and Jack DuncanAddison De Ara - Laura DuncanShain Sotalach  - Adam RobinsonDescartamelius (Dec...

1: Mageslayers: This Time, It's Me!

15 Jan 2024

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Send us a textThis is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about  what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the...

The Saga Of Thadene Orillian: Part One.

11 Jan 2024

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The Steg: Part One.

10 Jan 2024

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Finale: The Nymphaeum: This Is Going To Be A Lot Of Fun!

09 Jan 2024

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Send us a textAll the characters finally arrive at The Puddle but it looks like someone is keen for a fight!Will Pekko reveal what the hell is going o...

The Nymphaeum: Persona Non Grata

08 Jan 2024

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7: The Nymphaeum: You Came From Somewhere Else?

08 Jan 2024

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6: The Nymphaeum: This Isn't Fun Anymore...

06 Jan 2024

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5: The Nymphaeum: Damn! You're Fast!

05 Jan 2024

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4: The Nymphaeum: It's Best Not To Think Too Deeply About it...

04 Jan 2024

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3: The Nymphaeum: A Quest, It Is!

03 Jan 2024

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