No Such Thing As A Bad Movie

Episode #108 - Furry Vengeance

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's our first episode of Animal Month! Brendan Frasier gets attacked by cute animals with CGI faces, and half the cast of The Daily Show and The Offi...

Episode #107 - Over The Top

22 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's a hot and sweaty summer, so what better movie to watch than Over The Top (1987)!? Cannon Films, Sammy Hagar, Truckin, and sad sons. Support us o...

Episode #106 - Streets Of Fire

08 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Tonight we're going nowhere fast on Streets Of Fire (1984)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie Email us at nosuchthingasab...

Episode #105 - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie

24 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We're looking at a childhood favourite (for April and Justin anyway)...it's Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/n...

Episode #104 - Die Another Day

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's the last of the Pierce Brosnon Bonds...and it might be the best! It's Die Another Day (2002)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthing...

Episode #103 - Crimewave

27 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss the career of Sam Raimi and the disastrous movie that could have killed his career. It's Crimewave (1985)! Support us on Patreon...

Episode #102 - Munchie

13 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ladies and Gentlemen...the one and only Munchie! He's been around since the dawn of civilization, improving (or ruining) lives as he goes. Jim Wynorsk...

Episode #101 - Superfights

29 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's time for the ultimate fighting competition movie. Training montages, drugs, corruption, bad wigs...it's all here in Superfights (1995)! Support ...

Episode #100 - Super Mario Bros

15 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's our 100th episode! And the listeners have chosen this wacky, dark and gritty movie for us to discuss. It's Super Mario Bros (1993)! Support us o...

Episode #99 - Virus

01 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

There's a virus on a boat. From space...that makes machines? Yes, it doesn't make a whole lotta sense. But those practical effects can't be beat! It's...

Episode #98 - Suburban Sasquatch

19 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We are returning to the world of Wascavage today! It's the listener requested Suburban Sasquatch (2004)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuc...

Episode #97 - Predator 2

04 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

We are reclaiming this awesome sequel. One of the greatest sequels of all time, maybe? It's Predator 2 (1990)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com...

Episode #96 - Elizabethtown

18 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's Valentines time! And what's more romantic than attending your Father's funeral while being stalked by a crazy flight attendant? It's Elizabethtow...

Episode #95 - Supernova

04 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's got an amazing trailer...but can the movie live up to it? It's Supernova (2000)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasabadmovie E...

Episode #94 - Breathing Fire

21 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

This is a fun martial arts movie with actual awesome fights! Starring Short Round himself Ke Huy Quan and featuring the smouldering Bolo Yeung. It's B...

Episode #93 - Dangerous Men

07 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today we are looking at a batsh*t crazy movie that took 20 years to make! The plot is confusing, the music is inappropriate and there are new characte...

Episode #92 - Home Sweet Alone

24 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This Christmas eve we are dropping an ep on a very ill-conceived reboot. It is so wrong-headed it hurts. It's Home Sweet Home Alone (2021)! Support u...

Episode #91 - Jingle All The Way

10 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are so full of holiday cheer this episode! Talkin' about a movie that maybe started as a guilty pleasure, but has over the years warmed our hearts....

Episode #90 - Taking Care Of Business

26 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Belushi...in da hoooouuuussseeee!!!! No not THAT Belushi. That's right it's our first episode on the one and only Jim Belushi! And he's teaming up wit...

Episode #89 - Con Air

12 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

So many character actors, one-liners and fun action! Plus one terrible accent to boot. It's Con Air (1997)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/no...

Episode #88 - Night Train To Terror

29 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's three movies in one! We've got three spooky tales that were originally feature length movies, cut down to fit into a 90min anthology piece. And i...

Episode #87 - Fungicide

15 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We got killer mushrooms from the director of fan favourite, Suburban Sasquatch! It's Fungicide (2002)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosucht...

Episode #86 - I, Frankenstein

01 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a dark, modern take on Frankenstein with Gargoyles and Demons, but no Nu Metal?! It's I, Frankenstein (2014)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon...

Episode #85 - Dead Silence

17 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ventriloquist dummies will always be creepy. We're having a look at James Wan's second feature film Dead Silence (2007)! Did studio meddling ruin this...

Episode #84 - Out Of The Dark

03 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are looking at a Stephen Chow classic! It's full of gags and even kind of scary at parts, Out Of The Dark (1995)! Support us on Patreon! www.patre...

Episode #83 - Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare

20 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Monster mush this week, with famed rock legend Thor, in Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (1987)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchthingasab...

Episode #82 - Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

06 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Our first Tyler Perry movie! This may look slick, but this movie has a hilariously bad script, ridiculous over-the-top acting and terrible moral messa...

Episode #80 - Adventures In Dinosaur City

09 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a dino movie for kids! We may not be the target audience, but at least the costumes are good. It's Adventures In Dinosaur City (1991)! Support u...

Episode #79 - Heavenly Bodies

25 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Put on your leg warmers and get movin! We've got a movie this week that is 80% aerobics montage and 100% awesome. It's Heavenly Bodies (1984)! Suppor...

Episode #78 - The Big Hit

11 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're finally talking about a Mark Wahlberg movie! And Colin worked on this one too! It's The Big Hit! (1998) Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/...

Episode #77 - The Jerky Boys

28 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Okay, Sizzle Chest. It's time we tackled the prank callers that swept the nation! It's The Jerky Boys (1995) movie! Support us on Patreon! www.patreo...

Episode #76 - Winterbeast

14 May 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Not since Spookies have we seen such a diverse group of monsters in one movie! Also, fake moustaches, a killer soundtrack and lots of plaid! It's Wint...

Episode #75 - Love On A Leash

30 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's an insane streaming find that's gained a minor cult following? Woof. It's Love On A Leash (2011)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosucht...

Episode #74 - The Adventures Of Ford Fairlaine

16 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

OH! It's the Andrew Dice Clay vanity project that sunk his movie career at the time. It's the rock and roll detective himself...in...The Adventures of...

Episode #73 - The Astrologer

02 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We are talking about a fantastic oddity vanity film from the 70's! Previously lost, and recently found! It's The Astrologer (1976)! Watch it on youtub...

Episode #72 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

19 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Does this film deserve its terrible reputation? How could it be that bad? Look at all the celebrities! It's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band! (19...

Episode #71 - Clifford

05 Mar 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's a 40 year old Martin Short playing a 10 year old boy. And audiences thought this was weird?! Check out Clifford (1994)! Support us on Patreon! w...

Episode #70 - The Island of Dr. Moreau

19 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We're looking at this infamous movie that was a disaster behind the scenes. It's The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)! Get ready for Brando impressions! S...

Episode #69 - Rat Scratch Fever

05 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We indeed have caught the fever! This week we check out this super low budget rat attack movie filled with miniatures and love! It's Rat Scratch Fever...

Episode #68 - Fight of Fury

22 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

We have discovered a new auteur! Shuny Bee takes inspiration from Bruce Lee and takes us on a martial arts action extravaganza to kick ass and save ev...

Episode #67 - Hudson Hawk

08 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

It's the Bruce Willis vanity project that failed spectacularly! There's lovely Italian locations, and a bunch of jokes that don't really work. It's Hu...

Episode #66 - The Nutcracker In 3D

25 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Not since Elves has there been a stranger mashup of Christmas and Nazis. It's The Nutcracker in 3D (2010)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nos...

Episode #65 - The Number 23

11 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's Joel Schumacher's attempt to make Jim Carrey a sexy, psychotic noir man! Check out our episode on The Number 23 (2007). Support us on Patreon! w...

Episode #64 - Torque

27 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We've got the need for speed this week as we look at the misunderstood motorcycle movie Torque (2004)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosucht...

Episode #63 - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

13 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

The whole gang is here! And they are gonna save the day one bomb at a time! It's The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)! Support us on Patreon!...

Episode #62 - Van Helsing

03 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's finally here! We apologize for the late delivery of this very important podcast on Van Helsing (2004)! It contains so many monsters, and possibly...

Episode #61 - Ghost Ship

16 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We have a look back at a formative movie in April's cinematic appreciation. How does it hold up? And is it at all scary? It's Ghost Ship (2002)! Supp...

Episode #60 - Megaforce

02 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A live action G.I. Joe movie with flying motorcycles and explosions? What could go wrong? It's Megaforce (1982)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.c...

Episode #59 - Rise Of The Animals

18 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We gotta get the word out about this low budget student-made animal spatter film! It's Rise of the Animals (2011)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon...

Episode #58 - Winter's Tale

04 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Summer is over! It's time to get cold with this supernatural love story where everyone is on Ambien. Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuchth...

Episode #57 - Lycan Colony

21 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We had a lot of fun this week looking at this very low budget but very ambitious werewolf movie! It's Lycan Colony (2006). AWESOME! Support us on Pat...

Episode #56 - The Last Eagle Scout

07 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

What if...political correctness took over? And the Boy Scouts of America suffered the most? These questions and more will NOT be answered in The Last ...

Episode #55 - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

24 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's probably the worst CGI we've ever seen. But the best theme song! It's Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)! Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com...

Episode #54 - Ryan's Babe

10 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're looking at another little known Canadian classic! It's Ryan's Babe from 2000! Oh Ryan, will you ever learn not to trust women on your ...

Episode #53 - Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments

26 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we're discussing an under seen low budget Canadiana fest! It's Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995)! We got mullets, Northern Canadian a...

Episode #52 - Devon's Ghost: Legend of the Bloody Boy

12 Jun 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we take a gander at a direct to dvd horror movie that stars two Power Rangers! Obviously it ends in martial arts fights. It's Devon's Ghost:...

Episode #51 - Thinner

29 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We got another Stephen King adaptation for you! Or perhaps a Richard Bachman? It's the spooky and goofy Thinner (1996)! Support us on Patreon! www.pa...

Episode #50 - Dreamcatcher

15 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we discuss one of the craziest Stephen King adaptions: Dreamcatcher (2003). What could be scarier than a poop-alien? Support us on Patreon!...

Episode #49 - Deadly Lessons (a.k.a The Legend of Simon Conjurer)

01 May 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It's a vanity project in the tradition of Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau, but with a budget? And an Oscar winner! This could be the next cult hit bad mov...

Episode #48 - Swept Away

17 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

So this was Guy Ritchie's follow up to Snatch. The Madonna vehicle Swept Away (2002) is pretty much as bad as we had heard! Support us on Patreon! ww...

Episode #47 - Ghosts Of Mars

03 Apr 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we are going back to Carpenter town! Is Ghosts Of Mars (2001) really as bad as everyone says? Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/nosuch...

Episode #46 - The Calamari Wrestler

20 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we had a great pick from our Bad Movie Lottery. Both heart-warming and very funny. It's The Calamari Wrestler (2004)! Support us on Patreon...

Episode #45 - The Chronicles Of Riddick

06 Mar 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Hey all you Necromongers! This week we're headed to Crematoria, so don't forget your sunglasses! We finally review a movie we all love: The Chronicles...

Episode #44 - Going Overboard

21 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Poor Sandler got snubbed at the Oscars this year, so we had a closer look at where it all began. It's wacky shenanigans (kind of) on a boat! It's Goin...

Episode #43 - Escape From L.A.

07 Feb 2020

Contributed by Lukas

This week we have a look at later period John Carpenter. It's the long anticipated sequel Escape From L.A. (1996) Support us on Patreon! www.patreon....

Episode #42 - Dragonball Evolution and Double Dragon

24 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

I won't let this description drag on...it's two dragon movies! The awful adaptation Dragonball Evolution (2009) and the MUCH better Double Dragon (199...

Episode #41 - Millennium with JIM MAXWELL

10 Jan 2020

Contributed by Lukas

We're back from the break, and we brought Jim along for the ride. Or should I say..plane ride? Or should I say ride to the future? It's Millennium (19...

Episode #40 - Pottersville and Elves

23 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Seasons greetings everyone! This week we got a bizarre Michael Shannon comedy called Pottersville (2017) and a personal holiday favourite Elves (1989)...

Episode #39 - Black Christmas and Christmas Rush

13 Dec 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Holidays! In this episode we check out the remake Black Christmas (2006) and the TBS classic Christmas Rush (2002). Support us on Patreon! www....

Episode #38 - The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean and Judge Dredd

29 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

"I am the law." We close off November with another Bad Movie Lottery Winner: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972). And because we always have t...

Episode #37 - Staying Alive and Xanadu

15 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Get out your dancing shoes (and roller skates) for this exciting musical episode! We've got the long anticipated sequel to Saturday Night Fever, Stayi...

Episode #36 - Brain Damage and Basket Case

01 Nov 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's the end of the Halloween season! As we come down from our candy rush, we take a trip to Henenlotter-town! It's Brain Damage (1988) and Basket Cas...

Episode #35 - Nightmare Beach and Halloween: Resurrection

18 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

The Halloween season continues with two retro slasher movies! We have the motorcycle spring break mania of Nightmare Beach (1989) and an internet real...

Episode #34 - Resident Evil: Apocalypse and Dead Alive

04 Oct 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's spooky time again! This week we delve into the Resident Evil-verse with the second instalment, Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)! And we watch a s...

Episode #33 - Jason X and Killing Spree

20 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Justin is back! And he brought an awesome movie for Colin and April to watch. Also we checked out the Friday The 13th movie that Colin worke...

Episode #32 - Tiptoes with JIM MAXWELL

06 Sep 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we have a very special guest on the pod while Justin is at TIFF. It's Jim Maxwell! Here to discuss the very strange "drama" about little peo...

Episode #31 - Dhoom 2 and Doom

23 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

Dhoom! Create excitement! This week the winner of our Bad Movie Lottery picked the Bollywood movie Dhoom 2 (2006)! So we decided to pair it with a mov...

Episode #30 - Things and Dragon Hunt

09 Aug 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week on the pod we look at two Canadian classics! It's the brain melting Things (1989) and the return of the McNamara bros: Dragon Hunt (1990)! ...

Episode #29 - The Sword and the Sorcerer and Captain America

26 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

If you don't know who Albert Pyun is, then you must listen to this episode! Colin, Justin and April discuss two movies directed by Pyun to celebrate J...

Episode #28 - Zardoz and The Avengers

12 Jul 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week we pay tribute to Scottish legend Sean Connery! We watched the not-at-all bad Zardoz (1974) and the very bad The Avengers (1998). Support u...

Q&A #1 - 1 Year Anniversary

28 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

To celebrate one whole year as a podcast we did a Q&A episode! In our longest episode yet, we answer all YOUR questions! We're sorry we couldn't get t...

Episode #27 - Future War and Tammy And The T-Rex

14 Jun 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We go Dino crazy this week! Colin, Justin and April check out the Jurassic Park/Terminator 'homage' Future War (1997) and the absolutely bananas film ...

Episode #26 - Disclosure and Lawnmower Man 2

31 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the team tackles two (kinda) cyber-thrillers! It's our lottery winner's pick Disclosure (1994) and the strange sequel Lawnmower Man 2: Beyo...

Episode #25 - Hell Comes to Frogtown and Back In Action

17 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Colin, Justin and April pay tribute to the amazing Canadian Roddy Rowdy Piper! It's the post-apocalyptic Hell Comes To Frogtown (1988) and t...

Episode #24 - Curse Of The Wolf and An American Werewolf In Paris

03 May 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Colin, Justin and April bark at the moon, in what will probably be the first of many werewolf themed episodes! It's Len Kabasinski's Curse O...

Episode #23 - No Retreat No Surrender and Blood Lake

19 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Colin, Justin and April kick some serious butt with the American/Hong Kong co-production No Retreat No Surrender (1986). And also...lots of ...

Episode #22 - Don't Let The Riverbeast Get You! and Stunt Rock

05 Apr 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Colin, Justin and April revisit an old favourite: Matt Farley's Don't Let The Riverbeast Get You! (2012). We also look at the cinematic oddi...

Episode #21 - Catwoman and Uninvited

22 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's a cat-tacular episode! We dive into two cat movies that BOTH feature oscar winners! It's Catwoman (2004) and Uninvited (1988)! We got cgi cats, ...

Episode #20 - Starcrash and Laser Mission

08 Mar 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Colin, Justin and April have an episode of tangents! It's Starcrash (1978) and Laser Mission (1989)! We discuss bad tattoos, retro toys, Loa...

Episode #19 - Twentieth Century Oz and The Wiz

22 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We are off to see the Wizard! It was quite a long night at the No Such Thing headquarters as we watched the Ozsploitation film Twentieth Century Oz (1...

Episode #18 - Ed and C.H.O.M.P.S.

08 Feb 2019

Contributed by Lukas

It's our first foray into animal movies this week! Who doesn't love a baseball playing chimp and a robot security dog? It's Ed (1996) and C.H.O.M.P.S ...

Episode #17 - Terror In Beverly Hills and Invasion Force

25 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

This week Colin, Justin and April tackle two films about terrorism in the most unlikely of places! It's Frank Stallone's Terror in Beverly Hills (1989...

Episode #16 - Magic Crystal and They Call Me Macho Woman!

11 Jan 2019

Contributed by Lukas

We're back for 2019! This week we watched two movies featuring some badass females..kinda. It's the Hong Kong E.T ripoff Magic Crystal (1986) and Trom...

Episode #15 - Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 and Feeders 2: Slay Bells

21 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

The Christmas celebration continues! This week we feasted on two holiday sequels: Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987) and Feeders 2: Slay Bells (1998)...

Episode #14 - Santa With Muscles and Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman

14 Dec 2018

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Holidays! This week Justin, Colin and April bring some Christmas cheer to you with the Hulk Hogan vehicle Santa With Muscles (1996) and Jack Fro...

Episode #13 - The Devil's Rain! and Legacy Of Satan

30 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's a Satan Extravaganza! In this episode we pay tribute to our Dark Lord and watch The Devil's Rain! (1975) and Legacy Of Satan (1974). Ernie Borgni...

Episode #12 - Ben & Arthur and Splatter Farm

16 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week, Justin, Colin and April tackle the infamous Ben & Arthur (2002) and the shocking Splatter Farm(1987). Apologies to Sam Mraovich, whom we mi...

Episode #11 - No Depo$it and Maximum Overdrive

02 Nov 2018

Contributed by Lukas

This week Colin, Justin and April discuss the man, the legend: Frank D'Angelo. And some movie directed by a guy who writes books or something. It's No...

Episode #10 - Robo Vampire and Trick Or Treat

19 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's our second Halloween episode! We watched the fan requested Godfrey Ho joint Robo Vampire (1988), and the rockin Trick or Treat (1986). Stay tuned...

Episode #9 - Rawhead Rex and Spookies

05 Oct 2018

Contributed by Lukas

It's halloween time! We watch two "spooky" movies this week: Rawhead Rex(1986) and Spookies(1986)! Is it rawhead or rawhide? And just how many monster...