No Utes In The Valet
Episodes
Is Isaac Fit for Australian Fashion Week
26 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Can a premiership player become a runway model overnight?In this episode of No Utes in the Valet, the worlds of footy and fashion collide as Elliot Ga...
Why the AFL Wants Kylie Fans, Not Just Footy Fans
12 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What happens when sport stops being just sport?In this episode of ‘No Utes in the Valet’ we move from AFL headlines to the global business of ente...
The Business Behind the Oscars Red Carpet (No One Talks About This)
29 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Season 2 is here.In this episode of No Utes in the Valet, we break down one of the biggest misconceptions in pop culture: the red carpet.From the Osca...
The Best of Season 1
14 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Relive the best of season 1. We hope that you have had as much fun listening as we have putting it all together. Sit back, go for a walk and enjoy the...
The Godmother of No Utes - Carrie Bickmore
07 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A very special guest has swept into the Valet this week… Victorian of the Year 2025, Gold Logie winner, founder of Carrie’s Beanies for Brain Canc...
Just Be You - Effie Kats
23 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
From after school hangs in the family work room in Coburg to a flagship store on High Street, Armadale Effie Katsaounis reflects on business hig...
Post Break Shooting The Sh*t
16 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The Ute was in for a service last week so there was a lot for Elliot and Isaac to unpack:Big news for the pod (Thank you!)All the tea from the Melbour...
Our Date With Kate Waterhouse
02 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Accomplished journalist and super-proud Mum Kate Waterhouse shares with Elliot and Issac what it was like growing up in a multi-generational hor...
Tackling The Gay Chat
26 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Six episodes in, it's the conversation Elliot and Isaac had to have:Homophobia in sport, specifically AFL.What has been seen, heard and experienced? I...
What Gets Tom Hawkins Off
19 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Best mates and team mates communicate all the time, but when do you really talk? In a podcast it turns out.Elliot Garnaut, Isaac Smith and Tom Hawk...
The Chief or Aunty Becky - Rebecca Maddern
12 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Journalist, mother and businesswoman Rebecca Maddern is Elliot and Isaac's first full-episode guest.The trail-blazer reflects on her storied car...
Issy's Quizzy
05 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith are going head to head this episode: will Elliot's knowledge of iconic sports heroes blitz Isaac's self proclaimed Rom-...
Scandal Is Currency
28 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Fashion is huge business and that's how Elliot can get Isaac to understand his world better, running through some of the more scandalous campaigns.Whi...
Handbags, Handballs & How It All Began
22 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this No Utes in the Valet Elliot Garnaut and Isaac Smith unpack their unlikely friendship:How on earth did the Celebrity Stylist and fo...
G'DAY WORLD
21 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to No Utes in the ValetThe fast talking, fashion-meets-footy podcast nobody asked for but everyone will binge.Elliot Garnaut lives in a world ...