Nobody Asked Us
Episodes
Nobody Asked Us About: Prosecco in Mugs, Breadsticks as Emotional Currency, and a Brittish Vogue Article that Broke the Internet--and Our Brains.
11 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Prosecco in mugs. Donuts for dinner. Existential dread before 6 p.m. Welcome to our pre-luteal TED Talk.This week the girls go from pre-luteal rage an...
Nobody Asked Us About: Being the We, the Me, and The Girl Who Orders Takeout Twice.
04 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we spiral from Love Is Blind to what we give up for growth, why compromise isn't weakness, and how friendship teaches nervous system sa...
Nobody Asked Us About: Fixer Fatigue, Monogamy Bait, and Tiny Taints.
28 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we’re talking men, microbes, and moral dilemmas. From that time Jess accidentally seduced the French rugby team, to the ongoing hotel-barn...
Nobody Asked Us so we asked Robin about: Frozen Faces, Feminine Power, and Feeling LIT.
21 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We sat down with Robin, founder of LIT & Aesthetics, to talk about what really goes on behind the glow-up. From oil & gas to owning one of Hou...
Nobody Asked Us About: Men who speak French (...don't), Non-Transferable Dating Cards, and the Legal Billboard Cinematic Universe.
14 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We spiral (politely) about mid-tier work hotels clearly designed by men, why tubs vanished, and Billie Jo’s 1am Texas-toast-crouton girl dinner. The...
Nobody Asked Us About: The Crotch Length of Jeans, Husband Storks, and Home Depot's Chaos.
07 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we spiral from why jeans are dead to cuffing season cravings, the invisible load of single women, and the idea that maybe we’re just… ri...
Nobody Asked Us, So We Asked Terrance About: Why Men Pull Away, How to Apologize like an Adult, and Whether Strong Women Scare Them (spoiler: grow up).
30 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Our quarterly man-mic is LIVE. We brought on a gym owner who can deadlift feelings AND barbells. We sit down with Terrance, owner of Warren T Fitness,...
Nobody Asked Us, So we Asked Dr. Tiffany About: Hot Girl Science, Cycle-Syncing, and the Audacity of Hormones
23 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we sit down with our new bestie (and sponsor!) Dr. Tiffany — aka the perimenopause pharmacist who finally explains why our hormones make u...
Nobody Asked Us About: The New Dating SOP, Holding Multiple Truths, and Penalty Stroke Policies.
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we flip dating from chaos to process: referral dating, boundary scripts, and our five-strike “penalty strokes” policy. We talk nuance in...
Nobody Asked Us About: Blood Pressure over Butterflies, Skincare Shame Spirals, and the "Loneliness Crisis" according to Gary.
09 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re choosing steady over spinning. Taylor & Travis gave us nervous-system peace, Cardi B gave us courtroom clarity, and fall gave us permissio...
Nobody Asked Us About: Baby Giraffe Dates, Gunpoint Goodnights, and Apple Sauce Trauma.
02 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Blackouts, muggings, and dental trauma — oh my. Nobody asked us to share these stories, but here we are.This week, we’re serving chaos cocktails w...
Nobody Asked Us, so We Asked Heather About: Incompetence, Girlhood vs Womanhood, and saying "enough" when it is.
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we have Heather Debord — CEO, mom, and all-around baddie — for a conversation about entrepreneurship, motherhood, and saying “no” t...
Nobody Asked Us About: Kidney Infections, Bad Apologies, and Why No One is Washing Their Hands
19 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do Pilates weights, kidney infections, and dingleberries all have in common? Welcome to this week’s chaos. We talk hot girl walk updates (inclu...
Nobody Asked Us About: The Middle, The Mirror, and Manifesting in live time.
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we’re riding the emotional rollercoaster that is PMSing together — which, turns out, is our most efficient way to hate everyone and sti...
RE-RELEASE: Nobody Asked Us About: 39th Birthdays, Sake Shots with Sergio, and Swinger Spotting
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sake bombs, chaos, and catharsis. We went out for a chill birthday night and ended up counseling strangers, kissing each other, and ordering McDonald’...
Nobody Asked Us, So We Asked Sarah about: Early adoption of Hot Girl Walks, Not being Photogenic, and Leaning into our 40's harder than that tower in Pisa.
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we interview a powerful female entrepreneur, friend of the pod, and photographer extraordinaire, Sarah RG. We pull back the curtain on how a...
Somebody Actually Asked Us About: what it means to step into your worth, business breakthroughs, and what its like to work with men vs women (spoiler: its not subtle)
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this one we answer your questions about the strategic minefield of dating, navigating careers and purpose, when to drop the non-negotiables, and wh...
Nobody Asked Us About: Power Walks, Public Meltdowns, and Politicians Who Can't Read the Room
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It’s call week, rain week, and rage week. The weighted vest is vesticizing lives, curbs fight back, and the only man we are not blocking is our HEB ...
Nobody Asked Us About: Hot dudes, Closet Purges, and Quantum Leaps
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
You know what’s better than a hot guy reading in public? A hot guy reading in public with the right voice. This week, we’re unpacking everything f...
Somebody Asked Trevor about: Emotional needs of Dudes, Dating Apps, and Diplomatic Immunity for the Male Brain.
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We asked a man to explain himself. He brought snacks and surprising emotional insight. Let the mansplaining begin (but like...the good kind).
Nobody Asked Us about: Vagina-Heart Diplomacy, Werewolf Grandpas, and Blocking David...Twice.
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One week post-launch and we are fully feral: glowing from Beyond Botox, blocking trolls like it’s cardio, and accidentally recruiting men into our h...
Somebody Actually Asked Us: We answered, and obviously overshared.
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week is our first round of answering listener questions, so basically we're famous now, and we talk surviving the hellscape that is retail, skiin...
Nobody Asked Us About: Slaying in Secret, Naked Ambition, and Haunted Public Bathrooms
13 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we reflect on the strange, slippery magic of doing something big and not telling a soul—until it’s ready. We talk about how it feels to...
Nobody Asked Us About: Fighting Lawyers, Syncing Uteruses, and the Rules of Morning Sex.
09 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One of us represented herself in court and won. The other got stood up, and went out with a hot bartender from 9 years ago. We synced our periods, pla...
Nobody Asked Us About: Expansive D*cks, Whispering your Name, and Circumsized Crescent Rolls.
05 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It's not our fault--the dating pool is on fire and everyone's swimming in expired tequila. Also...we're not saying that all uncircumsised d*cks look l...
Nobody Asked Us About: Cults, Chat GPT Boyfriends, and our Emotional Swans.
04 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What do cult infiltration plans, pillowcase negotiations, and melted face trauma have in common? Apparently...us. The interview Nobody Asked for. Expe...
Nobody Asked Us About: Tears at Target, Almost Famous Faces, and the Great Vaginal Decline.
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We get real about emotional rebounds, parenting, frozen eggs, and crying in parking lots. You didn't ask. But we told you anyway. Join the Group Chat ...
Nobody Asked Us About: Satan, Church Lasagna, and Denim Overalls
02 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
One of us almost got saved. The other just wanted lasagna. Satan made an appearance. Denim overalls were involved. Nobody asked us about it… but her...