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Nobody's listening, right?
Hi, Andy.
Hi.
You look funny.
Yeah, something about me. I don't feel like I'm in my body. I don't feel like my posture is right. I feel completely uncomfortable and weird. What is wrong when you're looking at me? What is happening?
You look like an alien. Oh my God, it's like those snails that got zombified that we talked about on Nobody's News. You look like an alien took over your body and is trying to make the face that humans make.
I don't know where my feet are supposed to go. I think the bottom of my chair is different or something.
What is happening?
I don't know. I'm just going to look like I'm supposed to be posing.
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