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200 - Saint Nick and The Ick

24 Dec 2025

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Merry Christmas! This week: Andy recounts the ups and downs of a recent trip, Elizabeth stays true to her boo Eckhart, Horses enter the conversation, ...

199 - We Be Rage’n

17 Dec 2025

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The rage floweth this week… Andy goes head to head with a Coach while Elizabeth steps into her New York “roots.” We also shine a long overdue li...

198 - An Unforgettable Delivery

10 Dec 2025

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This week: A diabolical would-you-rather question helps pass the time, Andy and Elizabeth feel their age at a party, a UPS man is scarred for life, an...

197 - More Potential On Paper

03 Dec 2025

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This week Elizabeth drops knowledge about emotions stored in the body, Andy finds out that his potential on paper is lacking, questions about “truth...

196 - Shhh, It's Complicated

26 Nov 2025

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Happy Thanksgiving! This week we revisit a shaman and learn not to sweat the small stuff, Elizabeth’s stock is soaring at Trader Joe’s and Andy ex...

195 - Canceled, Finally?

19 Nov 2025

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This week Andy learns that it’s sometimes better to keep your thoughts inside your head, Elizabeth reminisces on an emotional movie, Protein is put ...

194 - It’s Not A Job, It’s A Calling

12 Nov 2025

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This week Elizabeth ditches her gripes and sharpens her skills as a life coach, Andy issues an apology and navigates the complicated world of sports v...

193 - Oh Oh No Ozempic

05 Nov 2025

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This week on NLR: Elizabeth puts Ozempic under the microscope, Andy uncovers a tampon travesty, sports culture is a thing, and much more!  It's all c...

Listen Now: BETH'S DEAD

30 Oct 2025

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BETH’S DEAD is a limited true crime and mystery series that takes a look at what happens when parasocial relationships go terribly wrong… Monica ...

192 - How Is Our Cat Still Alive?

29 Oct 2025

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Lucky Ducky might have lost a couple of his nine lives, Elizabeth reveals a delicious secret, Andy feels a cold breath right in time for spooky season...

191 - This One Wild And Precious Life

22 Oct 2025

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This week Andy’s insecurities may be the source of his relationship problems, Elizabeth shares some fall finds and book recommendations, plus- Chris...

190 - Elizabeth Gets Her Wings

15 Oct 2025

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This week Elizabeth embarks on a new life chapter as a makeup influencer, Andy struggles to rekindle a creative outlet, they both weigh their teaching...

189 - You Never Know Who You Know

08 Oct 2025

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Fall is here! Horrific true crime docs are on the TV, Elizabeth is whitening her teeth, the kids are making cookies, and BETH’s DEAD comes out Octob...

188 - Stone Skimmers Scandal

01 Oct 2025

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This week Elizabeth scores a huge win in the kitchen, Andy misinterprets a rock skipping headline, MRSA is dodged, a heartwarming message arrives in a...

187 - It’s Tough Out Here For A Farmer

24 Sep 2025

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This week Elizabeth and Andy give Mario Lopez his flowers, discuss sleep and unconsciousness, discover a new box, hopefully evade the hantavirus and m...

186 - Give A Limb Take A Limb

17 Sep 2025

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This week we discover 25 toes, honor unsung circus performers, make an unexpected friend, worry about giving CPR, share a dark tale, and more! It’s ...

185 - Lucky Ducky!

10 Sep 2025

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We have big news! Chez Rosen welcomes a new member to the family… he has extra toes and has melted our hearts. We also discuss Andy’s close call w...

184 - Where Was Daddy?

03 Sep 2025

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This week we share a wonderful NLR-small-world moment, lust for Labubus, revisit our favorite Hampton Inn, dive deep into anxiety, recount Andy’s Da...

183 - Security Guards Ranked

27 Aug 2025

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This week Elizabeth opens a can of B.S. about a new Netflix documentary, we probably get my brother fired in Cincinnati, we debate Cougar Puberty, dis...

182 - Poised For Success

20 Aug 2025

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This week on NLR we debate the pros and cons of Cheerleader tunnels, reminisce on past parties, learn about women's incontinence products, and ponder ...

181 - Don't Feed The Squirrel

13 Aug 2025

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Andy and Elizabeth discuss consoling people on planes, feeding wild animals, a potential new furry friend, the cleanliness of Goodwill goods, and much...

180 - Nostalgia Hits Home

06 Aug 2025

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Andy and Elizabeth discuss the passing of Andy’s father and how the past week has been: the good, the bad, the magical, the absurd, the hilarious, a...

179 - A Sad Personal Update

30 Jul 2025

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Sharing our sad personal news and a little podcast tribute to the truly one-of-a-kind Malcolm Rosen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastch...

178 - I Married A Klepto

23 Jul 2025

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After 17 years of marriage, Andy learns that Elizabeth likes to steal things (and they aren’t hearts). Plus: bra shopping in France, too many bathro...

177 - French Doggies & Daddies

16 Jul 2025

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Phew! Our trip to France has turned a corner and we are falling in love, especially with the dogs! Elizabeth is shamed for not ordering wine, Golden R...

176 - Two Ungrateful Americans

09 Jul 2025

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Our trip to France kicked off with beaucoup problems! From bird omens to cancelled flights to smoked meat sheets, our first few days were bumpy but wo...

175 - Dinner Party Faux Pas

02 Jul 2025

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We may have crossed a line or two at a recent dinner party. We may have different opinions on duct taped door knobs and memory boxes. We may have met ...

174 - Peaks & Valleys

25 Jun 2025

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This week we clean our garage and find some old treasures that Elizabeth decides to Ebay. We find out why Elizabeth has beef with a popular home organ...

173 - Cheaters, Castrati, and Condiments!

18 Jun 2025

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This week we tackle everything from affairs in the workplace to the history of castrati. We debate a past ear surgery, come to new Heaven’s Gate con...

172 - How To Upset a Dentist

11 Jun 2025

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This week Elizabeth and Andy argue dental night guard cleaning etiquette, revisit fart-induced tears, get in shape with trainwell, tackle parenting di...

171 - Elizabeth Is Feeling Very Insecure

04 Jun 2025

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Elizabeth is in her head this week, but that doesn’t stop us from chatting about: Panda Inn, facing uncomfortable food truths, breaking up with Hari...

170 - Snake In The Gully

28 May 2025

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We have some STORIES this week! Elizabeth attends a moving Memorial Day service, Andy earns the “King Of Leasing” crown, A snake must move on to i...

169 - Go Make Some Fudge

21 May 2025

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Mahjong is tearing the house apart, fudge should be made, Elizabeth’s astrology proclivities are growing, and a surprise trip down memory lane… It...

168 - Pilates Humiliation

14 May 2025

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Andy is beaming proud of Elizabeth after a bold and humiliating pilates ordeal, Elizabeth knows when it’s time to throw things in the trash, A free ...

167 - A Shoe Cabinet Nightmare

07 May 2025

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Andy’s principled nature forces him to step into an extremely high stakes argument about a new shoe cabinet, Elizabeth uncovers her political prospe...

166 - We Can Get Through These Bad Vibes!

30 Apr 2025

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Bad Vibes turn into Good Vibes, Andy goes to Bakersfield while Elizabeth plans an epic trip, Summer plans/dreams revealed, and much more! It’s all c...

165 - Body Issues And Butt Pats

23 Apr 2025

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Andy is feeling a little down after Hot-Tubbing, Elizabeth gets a Pilates badge of honor, a cult-y update, Spring Break stories, sandy dalliances, an...

164 - The Most Inspirational Man There Ever Was

16 Apr 2025

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Andy recaps an A+ Birthday, Elizabeth get’s checked out, a deep dive into Temptation Island is had, and inspiration is found in an unlikely amazing ...

163 - Flamingo Facts / Tai Chi Fail

09 Apr 2025

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Do Flamingos have sex on one leg? Can Tai Chi ever be a cult? How does one conduct themselves in a UPS store? We answer these questions and much more ...

162 - Definitely Boneless!

02 Apr 2025

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This week we debate how age works, absorb sage advice from a grilled cheese connoisseur, discuss an OCD incident, make a plan for the Betty White stam...

161 - Veg Vag Voyage!

26 Mar 2025

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This week Elizabeth is blown away by an organizational anomaly, the origins of mozzarella are explored, a new groundbreaking YouTube channel is launch...

160 - Major Guitar Center & Urgent Care Drama

19 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week Andy steps into some major Guitar Center drama, Elizabeth has a baffling/troubling experience at Urgent Care, a Mahjong punking holds deligh...

159 - Eight Minutes On One Foot

12 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week: Elizabeth’s Mahjong confidence is rattled, Andy’s soul is buoyed by ping-pong, Brooke Shields is ruffling our feathers, Standing on one...

158 - What’s Your Relationship To Gossip?

05 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we dissect gossip, learn from competitive domino artists, discover an early form of influencer marketing, talk scammers, and much more… It...

157 - Cinnamon Roll Ethics

26 Feb 2025

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An embarrassing incident with a housekeeper, the “wrong” way to eat a cinnamon roll, Andy's jealousy of Elizabeth's healthy stream, learning to b...

156 - Please Don't Report Us To HR!

19 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth has a WILD take that may put the future of our podcast in jeopardy, No hot water leaves us feeling crusty, A trip to CVS leads us to ask som...

155 - If You Don’t Try, You Can’t Fail!

12 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Listeners discover an old episode forecasting the future, A birthday party is a surprise gift, Greasy paper bags are slip and slides for germs, and a ...

154 - Unshod On An Escalator

05 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Baseball bods, minimalism lifestyle, going barefoot, Andy’s vocal tics and more… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening Right? ...

153 - Our Bad! Huge Apology To Beloved Children's TV Icon

29 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week on NLR: A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, a much needed marsupial mea culpa, an alien embarrassment, and a thoughtful discourse on nipple 'n tongue pier...

152 - Wrap It Up And Slather It On!

22 Jan 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week we share the 2 most important PSAs you will ever need to know! Plus we chat about: circumcision, doctor’s asking important questions, a tr...

151 - Our LA Fires Story

15 Jan 2025

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Elizabeth and Andy recap their experience of the devastating LA Fires, there’s a big update on their four year running beef with Digital Dream Labs,...

150 - Gotta Gargle!

08 Jan 2025

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A game of Tetris triggers some family drama, a January dopamine detox, Fab February, Think to Talk or Talk to Think, Queer Eye inspiration and more…...

149 - 2025 Let's Get Messy!

01 Jan 2025

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Happy New Year! It might be a doozy, so let’s get messy! This week we chat about: New Years resolutions, babies and bike helmets, eczema empathy and...

148- Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah 2024

25 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: The birth of baby Jesus, Andy proposes a dangerous F/M/K for Elizabeth to answer, a ten part list to having confidence, th...

147 - New Jersey Drones and Costco Muffins

18 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: Homeschooling teacher scandals (00:34), the New Jersey drone fiasco (25:10), a claustrophobic nightmare (41:07), whether o...

146 - Genius

11 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: the dishwasher bento box breakthrough, when a date from long ago thought Elizabeth was the best dang female driver he’d ...

145 - Breathing Through Butts!

04 Dec 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Cabin Creeps, why people are “really mad” at a man who started a fire, a song that rocked Elizabeth’s generation and the man behind it, a fascin...

144 - Let's Party!

27 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A big church update, Andy being a man of generational integrity, a soccer playoff game for the books, parents who go too hard in their kids sports gam...

143 - I’m Not Coming, But I’d Like To Be Invited

20 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

An old domain name embarrasses Andy,  Elizabeth is done with concerts, A new UK dog show poses deep questions, and much more…It’s all covered on ...

142 - Airport and Car Karma

13 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Thirst trap priests, post election airport rage, an awkward pinball interaction, a wild freeway story, Andy’s trip to Boise, an oil painting class u...

141 - Dog Sweater Lady

06 Nov 2024

Contributed by Lukas

What does Elizabeth’s flight attire say to her fellow fliers? What is *69? Are the Christian Influencers real or next-level performance artists? Eli...

140 - The Outrage Algorithm

30 Oct 2024

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Elizabeth is transformed by a set of new nails, Andy might be emotionless, the algorithms is serving up giant owls and Christian influencers, plus 2 i...

139 - Cheerleading & Deli Meat Revelations

23 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is Botox in Elizabeth’s future? Who is lingerie for? Do Cheerleader bases get respect? Why did an old lady punch Andy at the grocery store? All thes...

138 - Is Andy The Piss Bandit?

16 Oct 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Elizabeth is cellularly older than her sibling, mind over matter when it comes to health, a mysterious “artiste” plaguing the greater Pasadena are...

137 - Teacher’s Pet

09 Oct 2024

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Elizabeth goes on a wolf retreat, Andy has a trash story from hell, the vampire bar clientele from the night Elizabeth and Andy linked up in New York,...

136 - The TikTok Comment Heard Around The World

02 Oct 2024

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Buzzing about 3 flame emojis, trying to befriend celebrities, Elizabeth killing Andy’s dreams, another Eckart Tolle revelation, and an unboxing segm...

135 - Mini Golf Kink

25 Sep 2024

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A mini golf ethical role play, speaking to your younger self as a guide for life, perimenopause symptoms, navigating moods of your partner, and spotti...

134 - Metal Detector Dreams

18 Sep 2024

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Adapting to life between jobs, a Christian conversation meeting conversion, One set of footprints, Andy’s future beach era dreams being dashed, sear...

133 - Reddit Thinker

11 Sep 2024

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Andy caring for Elizabeth through illness, A compliment that is giving Elizabeth life, A couple of real reddit head scratcher questions, A new hobby o...

132 - Truth or Dare

04 Sep 2024

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Parental reactions being potentially scarring, truth or dare questions for the ages, biological facts about aging, whether the perception of yourself ...

131 - Let’s Get Ethical

28 Aug 2024

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The history of Segway’s, who invented the Snuggie, learning how to deal with conflict, how important ethics are, a theory on religion and contracept...

130 - Have You Ever Cheated?

21 Aug 2024

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This week we chat about Human Nature through the Love Island lens, questions you need answered after you die, how one navigates a broken heart, the sh...

129 - Shades Of Grey

14 Aug 2024

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Olympics inspiration, craft store disinformation, a new hobby era for Elizabeth, and a huge deep dive into the recent trad wife piece in The Times abo...

128 - The Olympics of Yard Sales

07 Aug 2024

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Bearsy pops by on a rollercoaster episode where Elizabeth and Andy chat about: the nostalgia of the olympics, women’s periods at the olympics, menta...

127 - Isn’t That Interesting?

31 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A mid life crisis explained, anxiety versus gut instinct, do you love yourself, a FLOAT TRIP debate, robots serving positive purposes, and Andy’s LO...

126 - Inbox Zero

24 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Is your life path predetermined, how to deal with the hard knocks, staying curious about the little things and finding joy, achieving a goal that feel...

125 - Vegetarian Pasta

17 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Carrying a conversation or being comfortable with silence, states visited, boredom in life, stress, dream vacations, justifying getting pampered... It...

124 - Less Worry More Wonder

10 Jul 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A deep dive on Man Spreading, giant off leash dogs roaming grocery stores, a new look at jealousy, Andy’s nose ring aspirations and much more…It’...

123 - Tummy Troubles!

03 Jul 2024

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Medical Professionals and survivor guilt, hilarious reviews of a beloved sugar free product, whether or not to fart on an airplane, Andy’s bathroom ...

122 - Scam City

26 Jun 2024

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The vibes are high this week! Elizabeth’s good mood is soaring and Andy had a satisfying traffic encounter.  Topics include: an insane question reg...

121 - People Are Wild!

19 Jun 2024

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Dealing with sadness in the best way, The Jinx proving people are insane and not just the murderers, Women behaving badly being more interesting, Eliz...

120 - Awards For All

12 Jun 2024

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No competition between kids, is Elizabeth quietly signaling status, a Palm Springs reset, perspective on hardship, ethical dilemmas at people’s work...

119 - An Insincere Apology

05 Jun 2024

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Elizabeth corrects her errors from last episode, an emotional identity crisis, a wild party entrance, the emotional drain of being social, all cults a...

118 - A Beautiful Reddit PSA

29 May 2024

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This week we dive into a Reddit post that  moved Elizabeth, Andy living his dreams out through the kids, Smoker’s face, the return of SKA music,  ...

117 - Disappointed

22 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Seeing friends out in the wild, a rideshare conundrum, what disgusting parts of the animal kingdom are lurking in your food, top exercises for improvi...

116 - Noah’s Ark Questions

15 May 2024

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The coolest kid’s cool song request, poking holes in the tale of Noah’s Ark, Preppers and their bunkers - who’s laughing now? Diving into the cr...

115 - They Can Get It!

08 May 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week on NLR we discuss: Tennis romance, pronoun awareness, Andy’s human existence technology theory, the need for bilingualism, what aliens mig...

114 - 3 People 5 Brownies

01 May 2024

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This week on NLR we discuss: Baked goods to person ratio, sugar issues, a confounding advertisement, social stereotypes, seeking social justice in a p...

113 - Confidence Is King!

24 Apr 2024

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This week we dive into: our relationship with the CEO of food (hi Pam!), a confounding documentary, Child Marriage in the United States, Dopamine diff...

112 - TV Time!

17 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Nobodies delivered tremendous TV recommendations and now we are astonished by Ricky Martin’s physique, horrified by The Subway Guy, pondering re...

111 - Off The Rails

10 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

This week’s episode is full of prayers, heavenly hailstorms, nosey dogs, naughty cars, Fig Newtons, and much more… It's all covered on this week's...

110 - Donut Man Andy

03 Apr 2024

Contributed by Lukas

A late night flee from a snow storm, how stress can carry over, what low pressure job Andy would want, a suburban mom fantasy, Elizabeth’s new attit...

109 - Soy Boy

27 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

One real life changing skill being nachos, soy boys versus lil B’s, superstitions going haywire, how stress affects sex, body positivity, and an awk...

108 - Chex Mix Bitch

20 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

The Four Agreements, Rogue Post-It Notes, Love On The Spectrum, First I Love You’s, Chex Mix and Easter baskets… It's all covered on this week's N...

107 - Private Browsers

13 Mar 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Be careful with private browsers! This week we chat about: A lost persons case red herring, puritanical upbringing, we all have the same parts, Animal...

106 - Fireside Chat

06 Mar 2024

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The fire is roaring in this week’s episode, where we chat: the importance of grip strength, a trip to the museum, gaming the system, getting into he...

105 - Unhinged

28 Feb 2024

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A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, astrologers don’t like Virgos, Country ham is miss...

104 - Hollywood Dreams

21 Feb 2024

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Supermarket corner, Hollywood dreams, how Andy would share the Vegas wealth, puberty questions, dealing with rejection and going with the flow…it’...

103 - What’s Wrong With Us?

14 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Valentine’s Day! Foster puppies, ski school nightmares, a parenting win for Andy, American Nightmare and bumping into your therapist in the wi...

102 - Skeeved Out!

07 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Happy 16th Anniversary! Elizabeth’s emotional roller coaster through pitching, Andy’s meatless Mexican journey, Elizabeth’s KFC affair, eating e...