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Wed, 23 Apr 2025

Andy is feeling a little down after Hot-Tubbing, Elizabeth gets a Pilates badge of honor, a cult-y ...

Wed, 16 Apr 2025

Andy recaps an A+ Birthday, Elizabeth get’s checked out, a deep dive into Temptation Island is had...

Wed, 09 Apr 2025

Do Flamingos have sex on one leg? Can Tai Chi ever be a cult? How does one conduct themselves in a U...

Wed, 02 Apr 2025

This week we debate how age works, absorb sage advice from a grilled cheese connoisseur, discuss an ...

Wed, 26 Mar 2025

This week Elizabeth is blown away by an organizational anomaly, the origins of mozzarella are explor...

Wed, 19 Mar 2025

This week Andy steps into some major Guitar Center drama, Elizabeth has a baffling/troubling experie...

Wed, 12 Mar 2025

This week: Elizabeth’s Mahjong confidence is rattled, Andy’s soul is buoyed by ping-pong, Brooke...

Wed, 05 Mar 2025

This week we dissect gossip, learn from competitive domino artists, discover an early form of influe...

Wed, 26 Feb 2025

An embarrassing incident with a housekeeper, the “wrong” way to eat a cinnamon roll, Andy's jea...

Wed, 19 Feb 2025

Elizabeth has a WILD take that may put the future of our podcast in jeopardy, No hot water leaves us...

Wed, 12 Feb 2025

Listeners discover an old episode forecasting the future, A birthday party is a surprise gift, Greas...

Wed, 05 Feb 2025

Baseball bods, minimalism lifestyle, going barefoot, Andy’s vocal tics and more… It’s all cove...

Wed, 29 Jan 2025

This week on NLR: A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, a much needed marsupial mea culpa, an alien embarrassment, a...

Wed, 22 Jan 2025

This week we share the 2 most important PSAs you will ever need to know! Plus we chat about: circumc...

Wed, 15 Jan 2025

Elizabeth and Andy recap their experience of the devastating LA Fires, there’s a big update on the...

Wed, 08 Jan 2025

A game of Tetris triggers some family drama, a January dopamine detox, Fab February, Think to Talk o...

Wed, 01 Jan 2025

Happy New Year! It might be a doozy, so let’s get messy! This week we chat about: New Years resolu...

Wed, 25 Dec 2024

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: The birth of baby Jesus, Andy proposes a dangerous F/M/K for Elizabeth t...

Wed, 18 Dec 2024

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: Homeschooling teacher scandals (00:34), the New Jersey drone fiasco (25:...

Wed, 11 Dec 2024

Elizabeth and Andy discuss: the dishwasher bento box breakthrough, when a date from long ago thought...

Wed, 04 Dec 2024

Cabin Creeps, why people are “really mad” at a man who started a fire, a song that rocked Elizab...

Wed, 27 Nov 2024

A big church update, Andy being a man of generational integrity, a soccer playoff game for the books...

Wed, 20 Nov 2024

An old domain name embarrasses Andy,  Elizabeth is done with concerts, A new UK dog show poses deep...

Wed, 13 Nov 2024

Thirst trap priests, post election airport rage, an awkward pinball interaction, a wild freeway stor...

Wed, 06 Nov 2024

What does Elizabeth’s flight attire say to her fellow fliers? What is *69? Are the Christian Influ...

Wed, 30 Oct 2024

Elizabeth is transformed by a set of new nails, Andy might be emotionless, the algorithms is serving...

Wed, 23 Oct 2024

Is Botox in Elizabeth’s future? Who is lingerie for? Do Cheerleader bases get respect? Why did an ...

Wed, 16 Oct 2024

Elizabeth is cellularly older than her sibling, mind over matter when it comes to health, a mysterio...

Wed, 09 Oct 2024

Elizabeth goes on a wolf retreat, Andy has a trash story from hell, the vampire bar clientele from t...

Wed, 02 Oct 2024

Buzzing about 3 flame emojis, trying to befriend celebrities, Elizabeth killing Andy’s dreams, ano...

Wed, 25 Sep 2024

A mini golf ethical role play, speaking to your younger self as a guide for life, perimenopause symp...

Wed, 18 Sep 2024

Adapting to life between jobs, a Christian conversation meeting conversion, One set of footprints, A...

Wed, 11 Sep 2024

Andy caring for Elizabeth through illness, A compliment that is giving Elizabeth life, A couple of r...

Wed, 04 Sep 2024

Parental reactions being potentially scarring, truth or dare questions for the ages, biological fact...

Wed, 28 Aug 2024

The history of Segway’s, who invented the Snuggie, learning how to deal with conflict, how importa...

Wed, 21 Aug 2024

This week we chat about Human Nature through the Love Island lens, questions you need answered after...

Wed, 14 Aug 2024

Olympics inspiration, craft store disinformation, a new hobby era for Elizabeth, and a huge deep div...

Wed, 07 Aug 2024

Bearsy pops by on a rollercoaster episode where Elizabeth and Andy chat about: the nostalgia of the ...

Wed, 31 Jul 2024

A mid life crisis explained, anxiety versus gut instinct, do you love yourself, a FLOAT TRIP debate,...

Wed, 24 Jul 2024

Is your life path predetermined, how to deal with the hard knocks, staying curious about the little ...

Wed, 17 Jul 2024

Carrying a conversation or being comfortable with silence, states visited, boredom in life, stress, ...

Wed, 10 Jul 2024

A deep dive on Man Spreading, giant off leash dogs roaming grocery stores, a new look at jealousy, A...

Wed, 03 Jul 2024

Medical Professionals and survivor guilt, hilarious reviews of a beloved sugar free product, whether...

Wed, 26 Jun 2024

The vibes are high this week! Elizabeth’s good mood is soaring and Andy had a satisfying traffic e...

Wed, 19 Jun 2024

Dealing with sadness in the best way, The Jinx proving people are insane and not just the murderers,...

Wed, 12 Jun 2024

No competition between kids, is Elizabeth quietly signaling status, a Palm Springs reset, perspectiv...

Wed, 05 Jun 2024

Elizabeth corrects her errors from last episode, an emotional identity crisis, a wild party entrance...

Wed, 29 May 2024

This week we dive into a Reddit post that  moved Elizabeth, Andy living his dreams out through the ...

Wed, 22 May 2024

Seeing friends out in the wild, a rideshare conundrum, what disgusting parts of the animal kingdom a...

Wed, 15 May 2024

The coolest kid’s cool song request, poking holes in the tale of Noah’s Ark, Preppers and their ...

Wed, 08 May 2024

This week on NLR we discuss: Tennis romance, pronoun awareness, Andy’s human existence technology ...

Wed, 01 May 2024

This week on NLR we discuss: Baked goods to person ratio, sugar issues, a confounding advertisement,...

Wed, 24 Apr 2024

This week we dive into: our relationship with the CEO of food (hi Pam!), a confounding documentary, ...

Wed, 17 Apr 2024

The Nobodies delivered tremendous TV recommendations and now we are astonished by Ricky Martin’s p...

Wed, 10 Apr 2024

This week’s episode is full of prayers, heavenly hailstorms, nosey dogs, naughty cars, Fig Newtons...

Wed, 03 Apr 2024

A late night flee from a snow storm, how stress can carry over, what low pressure job Andy would wan...

Wed, 27 Mar 2024

One real life changing skill being nachos, soy boys versus lil B’s, superstitions going haywire, h...

Wed, 20 Mar 2024

The Four Agreements, Rogue Post-It Notes, Love On The Spectrum, First I Love You’s, Chex Mix and E...

Wed, 13 Mar 2024

Be careful with private browsers! This week we chat about: A lost persons case red herring, puritani...

Wed, 06 Mar 2024

The fire is roaring in this week’s episode, where we chat: the importance of grip strength, a trip...

Wed, 28 Feb 2024

A Biscuit debacle causes tension in the house, Granola Bars disappear, Elizabeth tries face yoga, as...

Wed, 21 Feb 2024

Supermarket corner, Hollywood dreams, how Andy would share the Vegas wealth, puberty questions, deal...

Wed, 14 Feb 2024

Happy Valentine’s Day! Foster puppies, ski school nightmares, a parenting win for Andy, American N...

Wed, 07 Feb 2024

Happy 16th Anniversary! Elizabeth’s emotional roller coaster through pitching, Andy’s meatless M...

Wed, 31 Jan 2024

The Ann Taylor of France, skirt suits, Elizabeth’s first Hollywood job, would you rather have a ki...

Wed, 24 Jan 2024

100th episode, Elizabeth saved a life, tossed out her oxy, will she not be there to pluck Andy’s c...

Wed, 17 Jan 2024

Elizabeth finds cans of Fire Bye Bye, somebody gets caught cheating, sports cultures are examined, a...

Wed, 10 Jan 2024

The clear night stars, a sticker sign from beyond, Eckhart Tolle getting dragged into it, the Shark ...

Wed, 03 Jan 2024

End of year anxiety, things being too good, fearing the worst, running into an ex, you could’ve ha...

Wed, 27 Dec 2023

Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Wal...

Wed, 20 Dec 2023

Feeling low in illness, Andy’s poor bathroom choice, losing ones taste, disordered eating getting ...

Wed, 13 Dec 2023

Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, e...

Wed, 06 Dec 2023

Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal gla...

Wed, 29 Nov 2023

Accents, Malts as a science incentive, high school scandals, having been groomed, The cult of Mother...

Wed, 22 Nov 2023

Soulmates, Twin Flames documentaries, cults and how not to join ‘em, a mall dog justice showdown, ...

Wed, 15 Nov 2023

A notable interaction at checkout, the enthusiasm for projects waning, Andy’s car lease corner, Co...

Wed, 08 Nov 2023

Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’...

Wed, 01 Nov 2023

Generic brand snobbery, picking noses, orthodontia, careers with high rates of mental illness, how t...

Wed, 25 Oct 2023

Dealing with rejection, the balance of support in a marriage, a Five Guys love affair, Andy’s old ...

Wed, 18 Oct 2023

Big Bra news, How one towels off, Andy’s roommate hijinks in New York, whether or not Elizabeth an...

Wed, 11 Oct 2023

A big cemetery landscaping update, the importance of learning a trade, the pickle man, YouTube savio...

Wed, 04 Oct 2023

Safe Sex, Goth kids, Andy’s high school nickname, Elizabeth’s acceptance of Aliens, the dual sid...

Wed, 27 Sep 2023

Is Tennis a menace?  This week’s EP kicks off with an alarming health/tennis revelation followed ...

Wed, 20 Sep 2023

Old timey smells, a new tennis era, why Elizabeth can’t join a council, codependent relationships,...

Wed, 13 Sep 2023

A trip to St. Louis, deep thoughts about existentialism and cemetery landscaping, a claustrophobic t...

Wed, 06 Sep 2023

Sanitation update, what Andy’s vivid dream meant, which reddit thread made Elizabeth cry, Andy’s...

Wed, 30 Aug 2023

Existential career crisis, is blue balls a myth, the world’s grossest trash can experience, why do...

Wed, 23 Aug 2023

A new Crossword puzzle passion and beef, Elizabeth’s leftovers catastrophe, a wedding dance floor ...

Wed, 16 Aug 2023

Deli platter debacles, a BIG VIP moment for Elizabeth, UFOs, Ketchup questions and more on this wee...

Wed, 09 Aug 2023

Elizabeth takes a French Class, a marital fight resolved, an attempt to debunk intermittent fasting,...

Wed, 02 Aug 2023

Andy has a new dream job at a supermarket, public surveillance, Elizabeth’s seasonal cocktail plan...

Wed, 26 Jul 2023

Elizabeth's college roommate's secret term paper about her athletic deficiencies, Andy's belly butto...

Wed, 19 Jul 2023

Chik Fil-A, naps, electric toothbrushes, medium well steak, and a beautiful Cinnabon reconciliation ...

Wed, 12 Jul 2023

Shameful childhood moments, a linguistic dilemma, the Mandela effect, and first jobs. It’s a mirac...

Wed, 05 Jul 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a bathroom-based ethical dilemma, how your behavior can make its mark unb...

Wed, 28 Jun 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their experience with a bird cam, a docu-series that has really left them...

Wed, 21 Jun 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his VIP status at a favorite restaurant, the new little friend in their l...

Wed, 14 Jun 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how religious dogma shaped her teenage experiences, do a confessional rol...

Wed, 07 Jun 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her life in PT and without coffee, Andy's recent experience almost gettin...

Wed, 31 May 2023

Andy updates Elizabeth on the infamous car note, as well as a dip into health corner before discussi...

Wed, 24 May 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss finding the right scent, the status of a former flame, what recipe of Eli...

Wed, 17 May 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent devious behavior, why she thinks wedding dances are tough, wha...

Wed, 10 May 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a wild new physical twist, an also wild section for kids in a Paris famil...

Wed, 03 May 2023

Elizabeth and Andy, on their NEW PLAID COUCH!! discuss their favorite Florida memories as well as wh...

Wed, 26 Apr 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what the brilliant minds at Nasa are certainly already looking into, what...

Wed, 19 Apr 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what got Elizabeth's blood boiling at school drop off, what business Andy...

Wed, 12 Apr 2023

On this week of Andy Rosen's birth, he and Elizabeth discuss his favorite topic - farts, as well as ...

Wed, 05 Apr 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's recent lesson in trusting the process, how unnerving AI can b...

Wed, 29 Mar 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a car-note update, birthday party etiquette, weird music industry parties...

Wed, 22 Mar 2023

Elizabeth's eatin' it as she and Andy discuss their pronunciation debate, why girls aren't concerned...

Wed, 15 Mar 2023

Elizabeth and Andy get real in today's episode about a tricky relationship dynamic, Andy gives an up...

Wed, 08 Mar 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent obsession/addiction, plus a discussion about fears of flying, ...

Wed, 01 Mar 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their relationship to drunken nights by the toilet, Andy has an update ab...

Wed, 22 Feb 2023

Elizabeth and Andy reuinte after some time apart to discuss what the appropriate time to microwave b...

Wed, 15 Feb 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the wild tales of George Santos, what it means to fake it til you make it...

Wed, 08 Feb 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss  Eckhart Tolle’s impressive crowd work, how a potential alien invasion...

Wed, 01 Feb 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a months in the making plumber update from Elizabeth's "morning's morning...

Wed, 25 Jan 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss running into therapists in the wild, their very fun dinner out with an an...

Wed, 18 Jan 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss some hard hitting questions such as how they would rank drug stores, how ...

Wed, 11 Jan 2023

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent experience at a retail conglomorate that left him feeling both...

Wed, 04 Jan 2023

Happy New Year! Elizabeth and Andy discuss removing ego from creativity, an update to note-gate 2022...

Wed, 28 Dec 2022

Andy and Elizabeth round out this holiday season with the tale of a note left on a windshield, a nei...

Wed, 21 Dec 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their hangover holiday party tour, why her face is looking a bit differen...

Wed, 14 Dec 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the madness of youtubers, how Bearsy might change the world and a health ...

Wed, 07 Dec 2022

Elizabeth attempts to explain string theory to Andy before he explains why Blink-182 was right about...

Wed, 30 Nov 2022

Post Thanksgiving, Elizabeth and Andy discuss how their holiday went, how they're introducing the im...

Wed, 23 Nov 2022

Elizabeth and Andy reveal her most embarrassing darket secret thoughts that NO ONE should know about...

Wed, 16 Nov 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss an update on last week's porn thoughts, an oversized and undersized react...

Wed, 09 Nov 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the double edged sword of being able to track each other, their complicat...

Wed, 02 Nov 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss St. Monica's theory about Elizabeth's pool table incident, why Elizabeth'...

Wed, 26 Oct 2022

Happy almost Halloween! Elizabeth and Andy discuss worst nightmares, pool ball trauma, and some spoo...

Wed, 19 Oct 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss health updates, time travel, hobbies, and the glory that is Fall!  ▬▬...

Wed, 12 Oct 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their waffling feelings, a wild tik tok reveal about a relationship and h...

Wed, 05 Oct 2022

Elizabeth and Andy give a plaid couch update before going on quite a ride regarding religion - from ...

Wed, 28 Sep 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his new nose situation, how compulsive liars can live with themselves, an...

Wed, 21 Sep 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent body ailments, the mystery of the death of The Beast, and what...

Wed, 14 Sep 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent event at The Hollywood Bowl, they reminisce about the good old d...

Wed, 07 Sep 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent text snafu, his social etiquette sensitivities and an upsettin...

Wed, 31 Aug 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the newly acquired article of clothing that has shaped her life experienc...

Wed, 24 Aug 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss liars in their pasts, and Andy's upsetting sleep walking habit - along wi...

Wed, 17 Aug 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent dentist adventures, the start of the schoolyear, and what make...

Wed, 10 Aug 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss why Elizabeth's grade school crush wasn't reciprocated, what "flirting" r...

Wed, 03 Aug 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what went down on her recent hike that blew their minds, a nearly fatal e...

Wed, 27 Jul 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss complicated working from home situations, what they’d splurge on if the...

Wed, 20 Jul 2022

Andy starts this episode off by regaling Elizabeth with her favorite tales of his early twenties bef...

Wed, 13 Jul 2022

Elizabeth and Andy follow up on pie-gate, and give an update on Andy's ADHD journey. They also discu...

Wed, 06 Jul 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the American patriotic subjects of religion, abortion rights, lottery pla...

Wed, 29 Jun 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent vacation, botched friendship attempts, owning their truths a...

Wed, 22 Jun 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what a nightmare might mean, how this podcast is helping Andy find some a...

Wed, 15 Jun 2022

Andy and Elizabeth discuss the "mess" update from their mountian plumber as well as a recent memory ...

Wed, 08 Jun 2022

Elizabeth and Andy GO THERE, discussing frequency, fantasies, and basically all things sexxxxx!  ▬...

Wed, 01 Jun 2022

Elizabeth and Andy rant about guns, robots, and sidewalk chairs! Please don't sue us! ▬▬▬▬▬...

Wed, 25 May 2022

Elizabeth and Andy dissect her tough day which began with a botched purchase of Marvin’s Amazing P...

Wed, 18 May 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the joy they get from their delightful children as well as whose restaura...

Wed, 11 May 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent 25th high school reunion, his feelings towards being the small...

Wed, 04 May 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss anxiety, what really matters in life, and majorly cringey tweets from the...

Wed, 27 Apr 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how he unwittingly scored as a marijuana rookie, the role of religion and...

Wed, 20 Apr 2022

Andy and Elizabeth discuss his recent attempt to right an egregious wrong as well as a women's healt...

Wed, 13 Apr 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her old dancing stomping grounds, they discuss the pitfalls of acting cla...

Wed, 06 Apr 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the major new part of their lives, la RUG, as well as body insecurities ...

Wed, 30 Mar 2022

Elizabeth and Andy talk about her recent trip to Canada, her "Carrie" moment, and some real gross ba...

Wed, 23 Mar 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent end of the world moment Andy encountered, their feelings about ...

Thu, 17 Mar 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's new "robe era", how they've massively classed up their bevera...

Wed, 16 Mar 2022

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how they have a new view on chronic pain and spinal surgery and all the l...

Tue, 15 Mar 2022

Elizabeth and Andy are back... but maybe for all the wrong reasons? They discuss why they're getting...