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Nobody's Listening, Right?

168 - Pilates Humiliation

Wed, 14 May 2025

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Andy is beaming proud of Elizabeth after a bold and humiliating pilates ordeal, Elizabeth knows when it’s time to throw things in the trash, A free Baha Blast, and A PET RACCOON… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right?  ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬  Support NLR by supporting our amazing sponsors: Fast Growing Trees Go to: https://www.fast-growing-trees.com/ and Get 15% off your first purchase when using the code NLR at checkout OneSkin Get 15% off OneSkin with the code: NLR at https://www.oneskin.co/  #oneskinpod ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Join Patreon for bonus episodes! Buy the Merch! Find us on Instagram Find us on TikTok⁠⁠ Watch us on YouTube Shop our recommendations Here ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:13 French Men Stereotypes 04:29 Trash Underwear 06:10 Pelvic Prolapse 09:54 Pilates Proud 19:58 Hey Daddy 28:10 Pet Raccoon 32:31 AI Is Listening 41:08 Reformation Jeans 44:12 An Apology 46:33 Morning Dates 47:14 City Golf Carts 50:27 Free Baha Blast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: What are common stereotypes about French men and romance?

36.017 - 38.579 Elizabeth

Nobody's listening, right? Hi, Andy.

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38.619 - 39.459 Unknown Male 1

Hello.

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39.699 - 49.445 Elizabeth

I'm so excited to chat with you for an hour as though no one's listening. And in fact, I want to continue a conversation. I almost started before we did this and you were like, save it.

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50.01 - 50.651 Andy

Oh, yeah.

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51.271 - 52.853 Elizabeth

But first, is anyone out there listening?

Chapter 2: Why did Elizabeth throw away a pair of underwear?

53.033 - 67.645 Andy

Yeah, this is from Mariana NG over on Spotify. Left a comment on, I think, last week's episode. It says, if you do move to Paris, just know there is a nobody listening here. Oh. In the 17th arrondissement.

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67.845 - 68.746 Elizabeth

Arrondissement.

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69.187 - 70.388 Andy

Every mercredi.

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Chapter 3: What is pelvic prolapse and how did it affect Elizabeth?

71.044 - 71.264 Elizabeth

Oui.

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71.584 - 86.048 Andy

Is that Wednesday? Wednesday. Oh, nice. Elizabeth, I didn't want to say it before, but your fantasies about French men might take a hit. For romance and passion, you should move to Italy. Loveless and you both, thank you. What are your French fantasies she's referring to?

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86.288 - 100.557 Elizabeth

Maybe offhand, I've talked about French men... But I feel like I've mostly, I don't know. My fantasies, unfortunately, and you can't control them. You just can't. And you should give up trying.

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100.577 - 101.057 Unknown Male 1

Okay.

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101.398 - 106.141 Elizabeth

I've resigned myself to this. Involve, like, pretty gross American men.

106.962 - 108.283 Andy

Really? It has to be American?

108.832 - 126.736 Elizabeth

No, but I just don't know. You know, our travels, it'll be interesting to see if it opens up that dark closet in my mind up to like foreign men, but they haven't made an appearance so far. It's been like that one waiter I thought I found repulsive at coffee shop he used to go to.

126.836 - 128.197 Andy

He's a good looking guy though.

129.237 - 135.979 Elizabeth

I guess objectively he was, but he kind of, he had like an oafish hot quality about him.

Chapter 4: How did Elizabeth feel proud after her Pilates class experience?

178.527 - 178.908 Elizabeth

Yeah.

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Chapter 5: What are the challenges of attending a Pilates class without a yoga mat?

179.068 - 181.149 Andy

Maybe. Is that the cliche? I think that's the cliche.

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181.169 - 194.256 Elizabeth

You know, it's interesting. It used to be like red roses was the cliche on Valentine's Day. And I think there are women who love that shit. I've never been. I'm like, OK, now I have to like cut it and put it, you know, but.

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194.436 - 195.377 Andy

You like a box of chocolates?

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Chapter 6: What is the significance of Free Baha Blast and pet raccoons on the show?

195.937 - 196.077 Elizabeth

Sure.

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196.217 - 197.178 Andy

And a heart shaped box? Yeah.

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198.078 - 203.721 Elizabeth

Well, usually if it's high quality, I don't really want like CVS style, but.

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204.041 - 204.622 Andy

Hard to please.

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Chapter 7: How does AI affect privacy in everyday life?

Chapter 8: What products do Elizabeth and Andy recommend for skin and gardening?

146.125 - 154.731 Andy

French guys, like, really are into romance, where Italian guys are very into romance, but also beauty. They're really, like, hitting on the girls a lot, right?

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154.751 - 168.782 Elizabeth

I think there's a lot ogling, which I have to say, I guess under the right conditions, I might find kind of hot. But I think in real life is a real huge, I mean, it's really obnoxious and a huge turnoff.

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169.062 - 178.147 Andy

Yeah. And then French guys, I think, are get like to like doing too many poems and stuff, too. Right. Like they get serious about the romantic stuff.

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178.527 - 178.908 Elizabeth

Yeah.

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179.068 - 181.149 Andy

Maybe. Is that the cliche? I think that's the cliche.

181.169 - 194.256 Elizabeth

You know, it's interesting. It used to be like red roses was the cliche on Valentine's Day. And I think there are women who love that shit. I've never been. I'm like, OK, now I have to like cut it and put it, you know, but.

194.436 - 195.377 Andy

You like a box of chocolates?

195.937 - 196.077 Elizabeth

Sure.

196.217 - 197.178 Andy

And a heart shaped box? Yeah.

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